BONUS - A Squirrel Showdown, Surrogate Dating… and a Missing Roomba?

This week’s check-in with The Jubal Show takes a wild turn as Nina reveals her surprising new dating strategy, Victoria goes head-to-paw with an unexpected backyard opponent, Gabby relives a brutal first day of boat ownership, and Jubal faces a genuinely bizarre household mystery.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
A weekly leadership meeting with all of the higher ups
in the company, and she wanted me to be on
the call, and so I scheduled a meeting with her
so she could talk to me before she brings me
on this leadership meeting. I missed that meeting, which in
my opinion, that's leadership.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
Baby. I made my own time that day, and I
did what I wanted. You know, I'm a leader.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
That's from last week when we checked in with the
Jewbeil Show. What's going on this week?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
You'll find out when we check in with the show
right after this.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different. Why
it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk ad Nina Hi.
And then there's Everybody's the younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hey,
and who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives

(00:55):
next door and climbs onto our porch every once in
a while to ask her rat lieutenants can rinse our
toaster of and for a dramatic reenactment of Ratituy.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Our social media producer Gabby.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Hey, there, then there's me. I'm Jewel and this is
the Jewbeil Show. And this is a time of week
where we check in and see what's going on in
our life.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
So you know what's up with you this week? So
you know the saying work smarter, not harder.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
Yes, I have managed to figure out how to do
that when it comes to datings.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Oh nice, I.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
Have surrogate daters, girl, what Yes, I haven't been on
the apps in a while. It's just hard to put
yourself in the right space to meet the right people,
especially when you're a busy human. So two of my
married girlfriends are so awesome and they both run in
different circles and they're just as invested in finding my
person as I am.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
So they're out there doing it for me.

Speaker 4 (01:44):
Really yes, okay, wait how do you get them to
do it for you?

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Though?

Speaker 3 (01:48):
So my one friend, she'll go up to like these
dudes and like talk to them and stuff, and she
gets all the tea and then she's like, so are
you single? Are you interested in Then they like whip
out my picture and they're like, hey, you know you
want to meet this person or whatever, and they have
a solid co sign because they can tell me if
he's like a good dude or whatever, if he's going
to be like every other word, like that one dude
I went out with.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
So yeah, I'm like, oh my gosh, this is genius.

Speaker 3 (02:11):
So far I have two surrocuits I can add to that,
and it can only be people that I trust though
know me and what I like.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
But it's very helpful. So it's like people are dating
for me while I sleep. Wait, that's kind of nice.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Yeah, it's better than the match making even to go
out and do it. No, Yeah, I could stay home.
I watch Netflix and they'll be like, you know, we
got a date.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
We just went on a date for you with so
much fun and he was really good in bed. Just
so you know you had a Blastnina. Enjoy your day
at work tomorrow with everything. They can't do that, Victoria,
what's up with you this week?

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I got into a fight the other day. Let me
back up.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
So I was getting home from the store, and if
you do, I have a cat her names for Mosa,
and I had to get some cat food and so
I got it. I didn't realize the bag was a
little open, and so when I was opening the.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Back of my car.

Speaker 4 (03:00):
It kind of fell out and it spilled, and next
thing I noticed, this little squirrel comes over and starts
picking up all the pieces and I'm like, hey, man,
get back.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Like that's my cat food. I wouldn't fight with a squirrel.
They're crazy.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
They're like they're freaking nuts. They kept trying to like
post up, like he wouldn't actually leap.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
How long was the stand off with the squirrel? It
was like a salid. I mean it was way too long.
It's too long to have a stand off with a squirrel.

Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yeah. I think my neighbors were watching too, so it
just was not great for me. But I was just
standing there, like trying to get him to get back,
and he wouldn't give back.

Speaker 2 (03:30):
Squirrels don't care. They don't. Yeah, I just feel like
it's your fault you engage. He walked away.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
I'm not gonna walk with that would stand by ground, Nina,
that's my cat food.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
My friend in high school I punks for his donut
from a squirrel. Bro what Yeah, it came gonna jumped
on his foot. Oh, and then he dropped his donut
and he took his donut and just ate it right
in front of him.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah, I want to mess with squirrels.

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping BUYE.

Speaker 2 (03:53):
What was up with you this week? Gabby?

Speaker 5 (03:55):
My husband has this dream of owning a boat, and
we make it a reality. We got like the cheapest
boat we could off a Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
It's pretty sick. It's just a fishing boat, but it's
very fun to take out. But the first time we
took it out, I wasn't.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Feeling very good. But he was begging me to go
out with him. Oh it's so cool.

Speaker 5 (04:14):
Like, come experience the dream of boat ownership.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
And I was like, okay, yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
I got so sick. I was hanging off the bow.
Oh my gosh, Kuki, my guts out, and.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
I get done.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
I look at him and I'm like, why are you
still driving?

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Because he just kept driving.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
The whole time, like you didn't want to stop it.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
And he goes, what do you mean?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
I go, I was just throwing up off the side
of the boat, and he goes, well, I thought you
were just enjoying the way.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
They're just going to drink the water down there.

Speaker 5 (04:42):
I thought you were just enjoying the view.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
And for me this week, I'm wondering how you put
on a missing person's report. I am desperately searching for
a loved one of mine and if you know anything
about this, I would mean a lot to me if
you can help me. So I have three roombas, Wow,
and their names are Jeremy. Jeremy is a very responsible one.
There's one loco, he always tipps over stuff. He's the
downstairs room BA, and.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Then there's my bedroom room. But Todd.

Speaker 1 (05:13):
Todd has gone missing and I cannot find Todd. He's
not at his base and I have no idea where
this room is. It's actually pretty weird, like I can't
find the ruma at all.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Todd was like, like he's gone.

Speaker 4 (05:24):
No.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
I searched everywhere.

Speaker 1 (05:26):
There's been three days now and I've searched everywhere that
I can think that he would be.

Speaker 2 (05:29):
He only stays on the second floor. I think I
ran away. He saw how anymore. You gotta get out
of here.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
You know it's bad when a room of quits. I guess.
Let you not find this room but anywhere.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
What if Todd was a spy that was planted by
all of like the robot aliens and then he got
his information, picked him up and like took him away.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
Now you're screwed.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, if you see a rogue rouma going down the street,
it's probably todd. So if you see that, let me
know so I could put him back at His base
is the bedroom door, so he never gets out again.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's really weird. I cannot find this dude. He's like
a rebellious teenager. Yeah, he is the worst room, but
I have too.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
He's always like on his back when I come home,
or he's got some stuff stuck.

Speaker 2 (06:15):
In him, Like he never does the job right. He's
the worst room. But I love the little guy and
he's calm. Now that's weird.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
It's super weird. Your phone break up is every single
hour on the twenties. Your next one is coming up
right after this, and then right after that is Nina's
what's trinning.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
It's the Jewbil Show.