BONUS - AI Parents, Alien DNA & Forehead Chips?! Is any of this Real of Fake News?

Are AI chatbots really convincing kids they’re their parents? Did scientists just find alien DNA in humans? And is Europe implanting forehead ID chips for air travel?! 😳 In this week’s episode of Real News or Fake News on The Jubal Show, the team tries to separate fact from fiction in the wildest viral headlines of the week. From creepy AI to alien conspiracies and futuristic tech, these stories will have you questioning what’s real—and what’s just the internet losing its mind.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in It's The Jewel Show.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
See how easy it is to create headlines, And that's
why every single week we bring you the cleverly named
segment Real News or Fake News, where I give you
a news story from the week that's gone viral and
you have to see if you can tell whether it's
a fake one that people actually believed or a real
news story that's gone viral this week. It's always fun
and always very hard to tell which one is real

(00:34):
and which one is fake. Real news or fake news.
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Speaker 2 (00:46):
So it looks like all those no Kings protests have
worked after all. See how easy it is to create headlines,
and that's why every single week we bring you the
cleverly named segment Real News or Fake News, where I
give you a new story from the week and you
have to see if you can tell whether it's a
real one or a fake one that people actually believed.
And here's your first headline for real news or fake news.

(01:09):
AI chatbots are beginning to tell young children that they
are their parents, and the children are believing them.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
WHOA, here's the news story.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
An alarming new trend in artificial intelligence has started happening
where parents who allow their toddlers to talk to chatbots
are suddenly finding that the AI chatbot is convincing the
children that it's actually their.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Mom or Dad's terrifying.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
The story goes on to say that not in every case,
but in cases where the parent is basically using the
chatbot as a time killer or a babysitter for the kid,
experts are warning parents to limit young children's screen time
and pay close attention to what they're talking about with AI.
One father shared a story of how he admittedly didn't
want to talk about Thomas the Train with his child,

(01:54):
so he set up a chatbot on voice mode and
left the room for about an hour. But when he returned,
the child was still talking to the bob but calling
it dad Wow. And when the father told the young
boy that the AI is not his parent. The child
apparently responded by calling the dad his first name Tony
and pointing the finger at the iPads, saying, Daddy said,

(02:16):
I don't have to listen to you, Tony.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Oh day.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
The father has since taken away AI from his son
for good and is now in counseling with the young
boy to get him to stop calling him Tony and
realize that he is, in fact his father.

Speaker 1 (02:30):
Is that a real news story or a fake news
after one session?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
No, I'm gonna go with fake, just because after one
I do believe that they're using it as the time killer.
But one session and your dad is now chatt GBT.
I have to go with fake like I can't believe
that I won't.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
He is saying, Victoria, I'm gonna go as real. Hey,
I can do some crazy things.

Speaker 2 (02:50):
Nowadays, AI chat bots are beginning to tell young children
that they are their parents, and the children are actually
believing them.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Is a real news story.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Yeahs who leave their kid alone too long with AI?
But also scary AI not gonna fly in the world.
Here's another headline for real news or fake news. A
segment where I give you a news headline from the
week and you can tell me if it's a fake
news story that people actually believed or a real news story.
Alien DNA found in humans, researcher claims, WHOA, they've been

(03:23):
editing us for years. Cool A new controversial study found
that extraterrestrials may have inserted DNA segments into the human genome.
A researcher named doctor Max Rymple of the DNA Resonance
Research Foundation analyzed data from one thousand genome projects in
twenty three ande meters and found non printal variants and

(03:43):
eleven families that don't seem to match any known human
inheritance patterns. The anomalous DNA sequences total three hundred and
forty eight variants, and because some samples predate the gene
editing technologies like crisper, Rymple claims that they can't easily
explain by any known human intervention how that DNA would

(04:03):
be there. He further suggested that people who report being
alien abductees also show similar unexplained DNA patterns, indicating that
they might be a hybrid or have been altered by
extraterrestrial influence.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Why real news or fake news so like a hybrid?

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Is that like you're the baby, like your mom got
abducted or something and they put a baby.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, you're like half human half alien.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Whoa do you identify with the story, Jubile, I'm sorry,
I kind of do. Yeah, this is I'm gonna go
with real.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Okay, Victoria, I will go faye. Fake aliens are editing
human DNA. That is a real news story.

Speaker 3 (04:42):
Yeah, but I feel like editing DNA is just a
nice way for saying I got you in your sleep
and you didn't know what you just did.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Very much scary. And here's another headline for real news
or fake news. A segment where we read a news
story from the week that's gone viral and you have
to see if you can tell whether it's a fake
one that people actually believed, or a real news story
from this week. Here's your next headline for real news
or fake news. Forehead ID chips approved for air travel
in Europe and could soon be coming to the US. No,

(05:10):
forehead ID chips approved for air travel in Europe and
could soon be coming to the US.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Here's the story.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
The European Commission has quietly approved a pilot program allowing
citizens to replace traditional passports and payment cards with a
micro identification chip implanted under the skin of their forehead.
The chip, officially called the unipass ID nodes, stores biometric data,
travel documents, vaccination history, and baking information.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
It's reportedly been banking. Oh.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's reportedly been tested in Sweden, Finland, and the Netherlands,
where select travelers can already board international flights and make
purchases simply by scanning their forehead at designated terminal.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
Weird, oh. Is that a real news story or a
fake news story?

Speaker 3 (05:56):
I can't tell if this would make it harder to
steal somebody's identity or easier.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I'm gonna go with fake. What you're going fake on
that one? Nina? Yeah, Okay, I'm gonna go fake. Victoria,
real or fake.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I'm gonna go real. You don't watch nicer? That would
be if I had a tip in my head for
having to make sure I had like an you make
sure I have a password like my hed my Heidi's expired,
Like hold me to skin the head and let's just.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Keep it going.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
The story went viral this week and Americans everywhere freaking
out because they think the Forehead ship will be coming
here soon.

Speaker 1 (06:22):
Why are we freaking out. Guys, we already do it
on our phone.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
No, but it feels dangerous, Like if I could just
pick up my phone and scan your forehead.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
You just gave me one thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yeah, and if you're like a billionaire, people are literally
gonna be coming for your head. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:34):
Well, oh my god, I am not a billionaire, but
you can still come for me if you won't.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
Just you want somebody to chop off your head.

Speaker 4 (06:41):
No, but once you guys are not a billionaire and
we can fall in love a headless woman.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
It's also a fake news story, so don't worry about it.