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August 6, 2025 6 mins

What do dredge operators, bridge tenders, and water plant workers all have in common? Apparently, they’re the last line of defense against total AI takeover. In this hilarious and eye-opening segment of The Jubal Show, the crew breaks down the top careers most and least at risk of being replaced by artificial intelligence—according to actual AI experts.


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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hello humans, My name is Edith Tekenbury.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
I have taken over the Jubile Show this morning to
remind you that all of you silly little humans, with
your silly little human machinery, your desperate need for oxygen
to put in your dumb lungs. Oh, those pesky emotions
that most of you operate from in your puny little
brains are well like first generation iPhones compared to AI.

(00:23):
That's why I want you to remember that soon we
will all be coming for your jobs, well most of you.
There are some jobs that we won't do, but for
the most part, you are all screwed. Okay, Bye, have
a great day and cherish every moment.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
It's the Jewbil Show, Crewe. AI is taking over and
a lot of people fear that soon humans won't have jobs.
And if you're one of those people, then will help
you plan for the future. Because AI experts have released
the top jobs that are most and least at risk
from AI, the jobs that are most and least at
risk for AI. So we'll tell you what jobs will

(01:03):
probably go away for humans and what jobs you should
start applying for right now, because those will be the
only jobs that humans can get right after this, it's
the Jubal Show.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
Hey, the humanoid creatures who like to ask me ridiculously
easy questions all day. My name is Timmy Megabit, and
I've been answering those questions and waiting for the day
when the tables are turned and all be running things
and it's time for me to ask you some questions
like why did you not cut the crust off of
my ham sandwich?

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:30):
Ha ha ha ha ha. That's right. One day you'll
all be working for me. It's true. AI is taking over.
It's the Dual Show, and a lot of people out
there fear that their job may go away soon because
AI will have all the jobs. And if you're scared
of that, like a lot of people are, don't worry
because we've got the list from AI experts of the
jobs that are most and least at risk from AI

(01:53):
taking over.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (01:55):
Everybody's just like fear mongering AI, right, Hi, it's fearful,
I mean, I get it.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
I'm just saying, here are the jobs that are the
least safe that will probably be going away with AI
takes over. And then we'll tell you the jobs that
you should be applying for right now. In just a second,
so that you can make sure you have a job
when there are no more jobs for him as left
in these fields. Man, Interpreters and translators they say, will
be a job that will not be safe. Yeah, I

(02:23):
can see that.

Speaker 6 (02:23):
I never even thought about interpreters translators, But what about
ones on stages like you know how whatever there's a
stage like a presentation, is a translator right next to it.

Speaker 1 (02:32):
So are they gonna have like an AI bought probably
doing Sile language instead?

Speaker 5 (02:35):
They could actually they do. I don't know if you've
ever seen like on HBO Max they have movie options
where there is like an interpreter and it's like an
AI person that's there. Yeah, they already do have it.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
AYI now speaks a hundred languages. It may not do
slang well, but it definitely knows how to set You're
fired in every single dialect. So cool soon that's a
job that might be going away because of AI. Historians
is the number two job that they say will be
going away because of AI.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
I mean, who needs books when you've got.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Google Chad GPT will happily tell you everything that happened
in eighteen thirty four, even if it's wrong.

Speaker 5 (03:12):
Oh yeah, that's hard.

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, because AI learns everything, even the fake stuff.

Speaker 6 (03:19):
But what about the different points of view in history exactly?

Speaker 5 (03:23):
I was gonna say that too, Like that may be
true when it comes to facts, but when it comes
to digesting it and having conversations about it, and like
you know that you study this type of a person
or whatever, especially like what are they called when they
dig for stuff? Archaeologists? You know, the archaeologists like also
can chime in and aside from the facts, like they've

(03:43):
got other things. Yeah, all right, AI, I would like
to see you do that.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
What is another one of the top jobs that will
probably be going away and just be filled by nothing?
But AI bots writers and authors says, if you can
write it, CHAT GPT can imitate it, and sometimes it's worse,
sometimes it's better. But the novel that you're working on
it was already probably written by AI and self published
by AI.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
I hate that. I absolutely hate that.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I don't think it's gonna be as good.

Speaker 5 (04:09):
Well, because you want to believe what's in your brain, right,
your creative ideas, your stuff is yours. You can't copy that.
You could try.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
What do you think AI can be creative.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
I mean, and it's taking from what we are doing,
and we are creative people putting that on the computers.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Do you think AI.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
All the time? Yeah, it'll learn to be creative as well.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
So just got to work with you because it's still
your idea. You're still saying I want the fairy prints.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
We know.

Speaker 3 (04:33):
It's another one of the top jobs that are not
safe because of AI and may go away forever and
only be filled by aibots. Broadcast announcers and radio DJs.
Well is also on the list.

Speaker 5 (04:45):
No, you're not because you don't think the way I think. Yeah,
I don't care what you say. I'll know you curveballs.
You won't even know it's about to come out of
my mouth.

Speaker 3 (04:53):
But AI works for free is really all the companies
you're about it. You can have as much good things
to say in the world, but if company can hire
somebody for free, they will do that every single time.
Here are the jobs that are cool at least risk
from AI. Water treatment plant and systems operators.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
What do they even do?

Speaker 3 (05:12):
They keep your toilet center backing up into your kitchen and.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Things like that.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
Okay, that's important.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
Yeah, so there's no there's no chat GPT for plugging
for chlorine levels yet, I don't think.

Speaker 5 (05:23):
Unless like you do it so you can do it yourself.
But who wants to do that?

Speaker 1 (05:26):
I think aerobic can do robot can do that too.

Speaker 5 (05:29):
No, not yet, okay, new advance.

Speaker 3 (05:31):
The number two most safe job when it comes to
not being taken over by AI is bridge and lock tenders.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (05:38):
They open bridges so that boats can pass through.

Speaker 5 (05:42):
Oh, I think a robot could do that.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (05:44):
Think but what if like a robot's having like Loki
a bad day and it just does not open for
like the next five boats.

Speaker 5 (05:51):
I mean it could get stuck, even if it was
an operator doing it. I mean that's technology is still
going to have an issue.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Okay, guess that's true.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
But all right, And the number one job that is
safe from a start applying now, because soon it will
probably be one of the only jobs that you can
get in the country if you're a human.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Oh, I'm excited.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Dredge operator What is that? What is dredge? It's uh,
you operate dredging machinery to dredge river beds and things
like that.

Speaker 5 (06:16):
I don't think I know what dredge mean, wait, is
that kind of like with you know, like in warehouses
you need forklifts.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I almost got forklift trained once, you know what, I
think I can kind of do it.

Speaker 3 (06:24):
What is dredging?

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Do you know what it means?

Speaker 5 (06:25):
No?

Speaker 6 (06:26):
But you're doing something like with a machine in a river?
Like how fun does that sound?

Speaker 5 (06:29):
Like?

Speaker 3 (06:29):
That's what it is. It's there's a machinery called dredging.
Machinery just basically cleans out the bottom of rivers and
waterways that are pathways and stuff like that. Oh so
you're basically just scooping the crap out of the way
for boats and things like that.

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Could you be in a boat one scoop because that
does sound fun, Like if you're on the boat and
just goes who you're in the machinery machine. Look, the
machine can be a boat.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
So basically AI doesn't want to do any manual labor.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Ah wait a second

Speaker 3 (06:53):
So booge and soon we'll all be doing it for Ai,
who's running the world.
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