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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you haven't seen the Internet today, there's a story
(00:02):
making international headlines about a guy in Arkansas that did
something so ridiculous and it has everybody laughing. But the
reason the story is funny might have to do more
with the location of the story than anything.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What happened and why is the rest of the world
shaking their heads at us like we shake our heads
when we read a news headline from Florida. We'll tell
you right after this, have you had your daily dose
of toadsuck yet?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
The Jewels show. I say that because one American town
is making international headlines because a ridiculous crime that happened,
and it has people laughing more than anything, though they're
laughing at the street that had happened on because that's
actually a town and a street in America. Toadsuck Arkansas. Okay,
just to clarify, I say toad toadsuck. Toad suck, toad
(00:50):
suck Arkansas. And a story is making international headlines out
of toadsuck Arkansas because a man is behind bars after
authority has responded to multiple nine one one about a
shirtless individual aggressively mowing lawns he didn't own while yelling
this one's for the squirrels on Toadsuck Road only Toadsuck Road, Yeah,
(01:14):
for the squirrels. Deputy say Carlton Nutty Simmons, forty one
was writing a John Dear Moore, completely nude except for
mismatched socks, a fanny pack which allegedly had half eaten
pop tart, three bottle caps, and a glitter bomb in it.
And when authorities questioned Simmons, he told officers he was
(01:35):
recreating a sacred, sacred squirrel dance and that's why he
was doing it. He's been arrested, but people are talking
about the town Toadsuck now all over the world because
of the weird name and Toadsuck Road.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
When I think of a man from Arkansas, if i'm
that's what I kind of picture now, the guy with
the fanny pack, the fanny pack, no clothes on, and
a glitter bomb baby.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I think everything else except the no clothes on was
okay on Toadsuck Road. Yeah, you gotta work clothes if
you're on Toadsuck Road.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why would you name a road that I don't know
what it was inspired? Like, is there toads on that road.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Because of that, we've pulled up some of the weirdest
street names in the country. Okay, go over some of those.
There's another road in Arkansas called Far from Poop and Road.
Stop it in Fanny, Arkansas. Stop it right now. Who
comes up with the names of roads?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't know, but you shouldn't allowed to be able
to make a road name intoxicated and I feel like
both of these were made under.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Far from Poop and Road in Fanny, Arkansas. It's in Fanny, Arkansas.
What's your address? Can you imagine telling somebody that like this.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Pretend like you took a trip to California and you
meet somebody cool and they're like, hey, let me send
you this letter. You're like, yeah, sure, no problem, I'm
on something poop Road and Fanny.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
What the reason that they've named it Far from Poop
and Road is there are very few bathrooms in the town. Oh,
so you have to try far to get to a bathroom.
So it's legit just a very literal name.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well that's kind of nice. Actually, it's very It tells
you exactly what it means. Would I make you want
to have more bathroom?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Here's Another one of the weirdest street names in the country,
Windy Butt Way in Las Vegas. It's pronounced butte, but
nobody really knows that when you see.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It Windy but Way. Also, no one is saying it
that way when they read it.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay everyone, but yeah, where are you along Windy but Way?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
There's also a Windy Butt Ranch in Spring Mills, Pennsylvania,
and a Windy Butt Retreat in Clancy, Montana. Windy Bud
is a popular name.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Who knew? I can see what that T shirt looks like.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Windy but you don't want to be on far from
bign Road headed to Windy Butt because you might end
up on Touton Hill Road. In West Simsbury, Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Somebody was really, you're just trying to pull one over
on everybody. Now do you get to Touton Hill High School?
You have to take Touton Hill Road. Of course, that's
another weird street name.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Graduate of Tuton Hill High School. What's the mascot.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Windy Butt? Probably Booger Hollow Road is another weird brother.
There's actually six states that have a Booger Hollow Road.
I hate that word. I hate that word so much.
Why I don't know, booger just bugs me. There's a
Booger Hollow road in Georgia, Arkansas, Alabama, California, Missouri, and Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What if it is the same exact person going from
state to state, seeing how many states you can get
that one road in.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
We're just going to travel and visit all the Booger
hollow roads. There's also another road with a weird name,
Have it your Way in Eagle Mountain, Your Eagle Mountain,
Utah havr have it h A v I t U
R e Way, Have it your way.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
McDonald's names like a fun one.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
There's a stut story making international headlines about a naked
guy who got arrested mowing lawns in Toadsu, Arkansas. Because
that we looked up some of the weirdest names of
streets in the country. There's a psychopath psychopath in Traverse City, Michigan,
so it's actually a path and the psycho psycho psychopath.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
No, that should be illegal, and I have I feel
very strongly about that. You should never be able to
name anything like psycho or like murder because if you
are running down the road and let's say you have
to call the police, someone's chasing you. You're gonna be like,
hey man, someone's chasing me. I got a psychopath on
my on my butt, like, oh my gosh, where are you?
I'm running down psychopath Lane? And then the next thing,
you know, the call drops. How are they going to
(05:34):
find you? That should be not allowed?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What do you mean, how are they going? How many
psychopath roads do you think they're are you?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
There's one in choctaw Ellisville, Oklahoma, s Berry, Mississippi, u
sidel Arcadia, and Lake Susie, Florida. So there's a few, few,
few psychopaths. Why would you name a road psychopath road?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I don't know. It just kind of makes me want
to put my ex in the car and be like, hey,
I want to show you something. I'm gonna drop you
off at home. Here's welcome to Psychopath Road. And this
one is extremely long.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
This is an extremely long road name, but it actually
exists in Houston, Texas. My way, which way, right way?
That way straightway?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Bro, that's not even funny road. That's terrible.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Imagine having to type that in a text.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's just that's not
If you haven't seen the Internet today, there's a story
(00:02):
making international headlines about a guy in Arkansas that did
something so ridiculous and it has everybody laughing. But the
reason the story is funny might have to do more
with the location of the story than anything.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Arkansas.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
What happened and why is the rest of the world
shaking their heads at us like we shake our heads
when we read a news headline from Florida. We'll tell
you right after this, have you had your daily dose
of toadsuck yet?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Excuse me?
Speaker 1 (00:28):
The Jewels show. I say that because one American town
is making international headlines because a ridiculous crime that happened,
and it has people laughing more than anything, though they're
laughing at the street that had happened on because that's
actually a town and a street in America. Toadsuck Arkansas. Okay,
just to clarify, I say toad toadsuck. Toad suck, toad
(00:50):
suck Arkansas. And a story is making international headlines out
of toadsuck Arkansas because a man is behind bars after
authority has responded to multiple nine one one about a
shirtless individual aggressively mowing lawns he didn't own while yelling
this one's for the squirrels on Toadsuck Road only Toadsuck Road, Yeah,
(01:14):
for the squirrels. Deputy say Carlton Nutty Simmons, forty one
was writing a John Dear Moore, completely nude except for
mismatched socks, a fanny pack which allegedly had half eaten
pop tart, three bottle caps, and a glitter bomb in it.
And when authorities questioned Simmons, he told officers he was
(01:35):
recreating a sacred, sacred squirrel dance and that's why he
was doing it. He's been arrested, but people are talking
about the town Toadsuck now all over the world because
of the weird name and Toadsuck Road.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
When I think of a man from Arkansas, if i'm
that's what I kind of picture now, the guy with
the fanny pack, the fanny pack, no clothes on, and
a glitter bomb baby.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I think everything else except the no clothes on was
okay on Toadsuck Road. Yeah, you gotta work clothes if
you're on Toadsuck Road.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Why would you name a road that I don't know
what it was inspired? Like, is there toads on that road.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
Because of that, we've pulled up some of the weirdest
street names in the country. Okay, go over some of those.
There's another road in Arkansas called Far from Poop and Road.
Stop it in Fanny, Arkansas. Stop it right now. Who
comes up with the names of roads?
Speaker 3 (02:22):
I don't know, but you shouldn't allowed to be able
to make a road name intoxicated and I feel like
both of these were made under.
Speaker 1 (02:28):
Far from Poop and Road in Fanny, Arkansas. It's in Fanny, Arkansas.
What's your address? Can you imagine telling somebody that like this.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
Pretend like you took a trip to California and you
meet somebody cool and they're like, hey, let me send
you this letter. You're like, yeah, sure, no problem, I'm
on something poop Road and Fanny.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
What the reason that they've named it Far from Poop
and Road is there are very few bathrooms in the town. Oh,
so you have to try far to get to a bathroom.
So it's legit just a very literal name.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Well that's kind of nice. Actually, it's very It tells
you exactly what it means. Would I make you want
to have more bathroom?
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Here's Another one of the weirdest street names in the country,
Windy Butt Way in Las Vegas. It's pronounced butte, but
nobody really knows that when you see.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
It Windy but Way. Also, no one is saying it
that way when they read it.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Okay everyone, but yeah, where are you along Windy but Way?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
There's also a Windy Butt Ranch in Spring Mills, Pennsylvania,
and a Windy Butt Retreat in Clancy, Montana. Windy Bud
is a popular name.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Who knew? I can see what that T shirt looks like.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Windy but you don't want to be on far from
bign Road headed to Windy Butt because you might end
up on Touton Hill Road. In West Simsbury, Connecticut.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Somebody was really, you're just trying to pull one over
on everybody. Now do you get to Touton Hill High School?
You have to take Touton Hill Road. Of course, that's
another weird street name.
Speaker 2 (03:57):
Graduate of Tuton Hill High School. What's the mascot.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Windy Butt? Probably Booger Hollow Road is another weird brother.
There's actually six states that have a Booger Hollow Road.
I hate that word. I hate that word so much.
Why I don't know, booger just bugs me. There's a
Booger Hollow road in Georgia, Arkansas, Alabama, California, Missouri, and Louisiana.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
What if it is the same exact person going from
state to state, seeing how many states you can get
that one road in.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
We're just going to travel and visit all the Booger
hollow roads. There's also another road with a weird name,
Have it your Way in Eagle Mountain, Your Eagle Mountain,
Utah havr have it h A v I t U
R e Way, Have it your way.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
McDonald's names like a fun one.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
There's a stut story making international headlines about a naked
guy who got arrested mowing lawns in Toadsu, Arkansas. Because
that we looked up some of the weirdest names of
streets in the country. There's a psychopath psychopath in Traverse City, Michigan,
so it's actually a path and the psycho psycho psychopath.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
No, that should be illegal, and I have I feel
very strongly about that. You should never be able to
name anything like psycho or like murder because if you
are running down the road and let's say you have
to call the police, someone's chasing you. You're gonna be like,
hey man, someone's chasing me. I got a psychopath on
my on my butt, like, oh my gosh, where are you?
I'm running down psychopath Lane? And then the next thing,
you know, the call drops. How are they going to
(05:34):
find you? That should be not allowed?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
What do you mean, how are they going? How many
psychopath roads do you think they're are you?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
There's one in choctaw Ellisville, Oklahoma, s Berry, Mississippi, u
sidel Arcadia, and Lake Susie, Florida. So there's a few, few,
few psychopaths. Why would you name a road psychopath road?
Speaker 2 (05:54):
I don't know. It just kind of makes me want
to put my ex in the car and be like, hey,
I want to show you something. I'm gonna drop you
off at home. Here's welcome to Psychopath Road. And this
one is extremely long.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
This is an extremely long road name, but it actually
exists in Houston, Texas. My way, which way, right way?
That way straightway?
Speaker 2 (06:15):
Bro, that's not even funny road. That's terrible.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Imagine having to type that in a text.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
That's just that's not
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