September 10, 2025 • 6 mins
Apple promised jaw-dropping reveals at their latest keynote—but the Internet had other plans. From the ultra-thin iPhone Air to cosmic orange phones that look more like traffic cones, social media is roasting the tech giant’s newest products. In this episode of The Jubal Show, we break down the wildest reactions, funniest memes, and whether these pricey upgrades are really worth the hype. Perfect for iPhone and Android users alike who love a little tech drama.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You know what's always fun. It's the Jewble Show, cutting
little eye holes and a mouth and your morning toast
and then maniacally laughing at your eggs as you pretend
to be the abominable toast man was about to devour
their whole community. Yes, that's always fun, But today I'm
talking about something different. It's always fun when a major
company has a huge event and then the Internet roasts
(00:20):
them for it. Oh and that's exactly what happened to
one of the world's biggest companies. We'll tell you what
it is and why people are making fun of them
right after this, how's your AWE today? Is it still dropped?
Or did you get all ready to get your Adwe
dropped and instead it was just an odd, dry humphew show.
I asked the question because every year Apple has their
big event where they unveil all the crazy new technology
(00:43):
that's going to change the world. And it happened, and
they called it Apple's odd dropping event. Wait really Yeah,
And of course Internet is making fun of them for
the event. And if you're a Samsung user, it's just
more reason for you to go, Yeah, my phone is
already way better than yours. But we'll tell you what
they unveiled at their odd dropping event, and white people
(01:05):
are making fun of it. Also, that sounds like more
like a skydiving theme park ride an odd Yeah, that'd
be cool.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I just thought of like an animal, like a moose. What. Yeah,
I don't know. In awe, it's like a new species.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's like they hired a nineties energy drink marketing team
a odd dropping, totally tubular extreme event. Anyway, what did
they unveil yesterday? Well, the iPhone seventeen, the sequel that
nobody asks for. Well, the regular iPhone seventeen is, according
to them, bigger, brighter, and now has a camera that
(01:43):
can see into your pores. They ragged about adding one
hundred and twenty hertz refresh rate, like it was something
that android phones haven't had since the dinosaurs from the Earth.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh do androids have that?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, androids are a far superior phone.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Apple pretty much just took over the market with their marketing.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
They also introduced the iPhone Air. It's their newest invention.
The iPhone Air is so thin that it looks like
it's like a Pringle chip or something.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But I think it's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Five point six millimeters.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's so cool. It's like a little it's a little nugget.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
It reminds us an iPod like it's the iPhone Air
is what like RICHI people get their little kids for
like phones. It's like the beageraphone. Yeah, it costs one
thousand dollars. It does all of the things, so it's
not a beginner phone. It's just a more compact version
of the cool stuff. They don't'm as good as camera
it does.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
That's the whole point.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't think people online are making fun of it, saying,
oh great, now I can really lose it if it
falls between my couch cushions.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's what I can get cool.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There's the iPhone seventeen Pro and Pro Max that have
cameras on steroids. The Pro model got another camera upgrade
and Apple insists that it's revolutionary. Mmmm Apple, And the
A nineteen pro chip is llegedly faster than NASA computers.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
What for what?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
That is the only thing that I will agree with
Slash really like is there the chip the but.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Like for what like internet or just for anything like
the speed of your phone in general?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, except all you use it for is to watch
TikTok at three o'clock in the morning, about that more
than NASA computers, so I can update my Instagram quicker.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That's so true.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Also at Apple's odd dropping event, that wasn't that odd
dropping because the Internet is making fun of it. The
new Apple Watch series eleven can detect hypertension.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, what does that mean? I think it's some kind
of Oh that's really cool.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So it makes sense after you check your credit card
statement after buying some of this stuff. Because it's ridiculously expensive.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I thought I did that already.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
It does it well, A ton of other watches do
that and so much more already.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You use Apple. Why are you hating it?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I do? I love that I do do and I
and I hate on it all the time because it's
ridiculous because it is mostly just marketing and I buy
Internet every single time. That's cool. The screen is like,
I don't know, has a new shade of brightness, but
I can't even see with my own eye. Is to
use air Pods Pro three that now has CI level
(04:19):
CIA level translation.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I guess, Okay, what does what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Like real time translation so you can put in the
air pods and if someone's talking to a different language,
they'll translate it for you.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
That is now, that's an upgrade. That Yeah, that's tough.
Now I can listen to Bad Bunny and understand what
he's saying. Because that's all I'm gonna use it for
is understanding the reggaetonn lyrics, you know, one Spanish and translating.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I want to hear serious and Bad Bunny. And of
course the price went up again. The Pro model are
one hundred dollars more because Apple knows that somebody will
pay for it.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
When is that on sale?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Because I'm so serious I want those all of that well, no,
because like the being able to translate thing is amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh that's weird.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
And a lot of people online are. They're posting memes
making fun of things like their new color, Apple's cosmic orange. Oh,
just like.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's her color. They can't be tailor on that one.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
See mixed reviews. Some say they like it and some
say it looks like a construction cone first construction safety vest.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Hey, oh you can see it.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I mean it's kind of genius. It's the color.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I feel like everybody's sich a haters can't they just
live because you know all the people that are hating
on it are just going to go out and buy it.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, yeah, their aws have already dropped. Well they're just
faking it.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Are But it's so frustrating that they literally price it
at thousand dollars. Your phone will get worse, and they
make us buy these new phones. I will buy it,
but I hate the fact that I'm having to buy it.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's the problem. If you don't buy it, a few
months from now, your phone is going to slow down.
But they don't do that. They tell you that they
don't do that. But every time an update comes out
for the phone, if you don't update it right away,
all of a sudden, everything on your phone'sop working.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Okay, what version do you have?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
This doesn't happen to you.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I have the ten.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Still, Nina that that's a lie that happens to you.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That has to happen to you, because it happens to everybody.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm not having any issues with my phone and I
have a ten.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I don't have you updated the software at least? Yeah,
if you don't update software, okay, again, they will kill
your phone.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
No, they make you updated all the phone listen.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
They don't even pay me to defend it, and it
just all feels silly to me.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's not me, regardless of how much people are making
fun of it, though everybody will line.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Up for it exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You pay three times as much just to get it
before everybody else.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So look at all them, and they're all I want,
the blue messages
You know what's always fun. It's the Jewble Show, cutting
little eye holes and a mouth and your morning toast
and then maniacally laughing at your eggs as you pretend
to be the abominable toast man was about to devour
their whole community. Yes, that's always fun, But today I'm
talking about something different. It's always fun when a major
company has a huge event and then the Internet roasts
(00:20):
them for it. Oh and that's exactly what happened to
one of the world's biggest companies. We'll tell you what
it is and why people are making fun of them
right after this, how's your AWE today? Is it still dropped?
Or did you get all ready to get your Adwe
dropped and instead it was just an odd, dry humphew show.
I asked the question because every year Apple has their
big event where they unveil all the crazy new technology
(00:43):
that's going to change the world. And it happened, and
they called it Apple's odd dropping event. Wait really Yeah,
And of course Internet is making fun of them for
the event. And if you're a Samsung user, it's just
more reason for you to go, Yeah, my phone is
already way better than yours. But we'll tell you what
they unveiled at their odd dropping event, and white people
(01:05):
are making fun of it. Also, that sounds like more
like a skydiving theme park ride an odd Yeah, that'd
be cool.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
I just thought of like an animal, like a moose. What. Yeah,
I don't know. In awe, it's like a new species.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
It's like they hired a nineties energy drink marketing team
a odd dropping, totally tubular extreme event. Anyway, what did
they unveil yesterday? Well, the iPhone seventeen, the sequel that
nobody asks for. Well, the regular iPhone seventeen is, according
to them, bigger, brighter, and now has a camera that
(01:43):
can see into your pores. They ragged about adding one
hundred and twenty hertz refresh rate, like it was something
that android phones haven't had since the dinosaurs from the Earth.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Oh do androids have that?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Yeah, androids are a far superior phone.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
Apple pretty much just took over the market with their marketing.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
They also introduced the iPhone Air. It's their newest invention.
The iPhone Air is so thin that it looks like
it's like a Pringle chip or something.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
But I think it's cool.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Five point six millimeters.
Speaker 3 (02:15):
That's so cool. It's like a little it's a little nugget.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
It reminds us an iPod like it's the iPhone Air
is what like RICHI people get their little kids for
like phones. It's like the beageraphone. Yeah, it costs one
thousand dollars. It does all of the things, so it's
not a beginner phone. It's just a more compact version
of the cool stuff. They don't'm as good as camera
it does.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
That's the whole point.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I don't think people online are making fun of it, saying,
oh great, now I can really lose it if it
falls between my couch cushions.
Speaker 3 (02:41):
That's what I can get cool.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
There's the iPhone seventeen Pro and Pro Max that have
cameras on steroids. The Pro model got another camera upgrade
and Apple insists that it's revolutionary. Mmmm Apple, And the
A nineteen pro chip is llegedly faster than NASA computers.
Speaker 3 (03:02):
What for what?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
That is the only thing that I will agree with
Slash really like is there the chip the but.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Like for what like internet or just for anything like
the speed of your phone in general?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Okay, except all you use it for is to watch
TikTok at three o'clock in the morning, about that more
than NASA computers, so I can update my Instagram quicker.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
That's so true.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Also at Apple's odd dropping event, that wasn't that odd
dropping because the Internet is making fun of it. The
new Apple Watch series eleven can detect hypertension.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Okay, what does that mean? I think it's some kind
of Oh that's really cool.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
So it makes sense after you check your credit card
statement after buying some of this stuff. Because it's ridiculously expensive.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I thought I did that already.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
It does it well, A ton of other watches do
that and so much more already.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
You use Apple. Why are you hating it?
Speaker 1 (03:57):
I do? I love that I do do and I
and I hate on it all the time because it's
ridiculous because it is mostly just marketing and I buy
Internet every single time. That's cool. The screen is like,
I don't know, has a new shade of brightness, but
I can't even see with my own eye. Is to
use air Pods Pro three that now has CI level
(04:19):
CIA level translation.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
I guess, Okay, what does what does that mean?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Like real time translation so you can put in the
air pods and if someone's talking to a different language,
they'll translate it for you.
Speaker 4 (04:29):
That is now, that's an upgrade. That Yeah, that's tough.
Now I can listen to Bad Bunny and understand what
he's saying. Because that's all I'm gonna use it for
is understanding the reggaetonn lyrics, you know, one Spanish and translating.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
I want to hear serious and Bad Bunny. And of
course the price went up again. The Pro model are
one hundred dollars more because Apple knows that somebody will
pay for it.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
When is that on sale?
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Because I'm so serious I want those all of that well, no,
because like the being able to translate thing is amazing.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
Oh that's weird.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
And a lot of people online are. They're posting memes
making fun of things like their new color, Apple's cosmic orange. Oh,
just like.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
It's her color. They can't be tailor on that one.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
See mixed reviews. Some say they like it and some
say it looks like a construction cone first construction safety vest.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Hey, oh you can see it.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I mean it's kind of genius. It's the color.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I feel like everybody's sich a haters can't they just
live because you know all the people that are hating
on it are just going to go out and buy it.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Well, yeah, their aws have already dropped. Well they're just
faking it.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Are But it's so frustrating that they literally price it
at thousand dollars. Your phone will get worse, and they
make us buy these new phones. I will buy it,
but I hate the fact that I'm having to buy it.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
That's the problem. If you don't buy it, a few
months from now, your phone is going to slow down.
But they don't do that. They tell you that they
don't do that. But every time an update comes out
for the phone, if you don't update it right away,
all of a sudden, everything on your phone'sop working.
Speaker 3 (06:00):
Okay, what version do you have?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
This doesn't happen to you.
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I have the ten.
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Still, Nina that that's a lie that happens to you.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
That has to happen to you, because it happens to everybody.
Speaker 3 (06:09):
I'm not having any issues with my phone and I
have a ten.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I don't have you updated the software at least? Yeah,
if you don't update software, okay, again, they will kill
your phone.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
No, they make you updated all the phone listen.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
They don't even pay me to defend it, and it
just all feels silly to me.
Speaker 1 (06:26):
That's not me, regardless of how much people are making
fun of it, though everybody will line.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Up for it exactly.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
You pay three times as much just to get it
before everybody else.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
So look at all them, and they're all I want,
the blue messages
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