December 31, 2025 • 6 mins
Think you still remember what you learned in elementary school? You might want to think again. A test is going viral claiming that 92% of adults can’t pass it—and it’s made up of questions you definitely knew as a kid.
In this hilarious and slightly humbling segment from the Jubile Show, the crew puts their knowledge to the test with questions about colors, planets, history, and basic facts most of us haven’t thought about in years. The results? Equal parts confidence, confusion, and second-guessing.
Play along and see if you’re part of the elite 8%… or if you’re riding with the rest of us.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you smarter than ninety two percent of the other
adults out there, or are you like the majority of
us who only think that we know things the Jew
will show ignorance is bla And I asked that because
there's a test going viral and ninety two percent of
adults can't pass it and it has to do with
things that you definitely knew in elementary school.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yep? So it's all things that you learned in elementary school.
They say ninety two percent of adults have forgotten these
things and can't pass this test.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Just I'm trying to remember what we learned in elementary school.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I just want to point out if ninety two percent can't.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Pass this test, Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No one can come for me and you versus Victoria
about how true?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But you know what, but to majority of you can't
pass this?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Right, here we go. Let's see how you guys do,
and you can only miss three of these if you
want to pass the test. If not, then you're with
the ninety two percent of the other dummies out there.
But here are the questions on the test. These are
things that you definitely knew an elementary school, but most
adults have forgotten these by Now here's the first question.
Which of these is not a primary color? Red, blue, green,
(01:08):
or yellow? Nina green, sand green?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, Victoria, I'm also saying green. Sang green. Correct answer green.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hey, guys, got that one right.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We're about to be the eight percent.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Remember you can only miss three of these.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
How many months have thirty one days, five, six, seven
or eight? Yike? Nina saying eight? Okay, Victoria. Four are
the numbers five, six, seven or eight? How many months
have thirty one days? Five, six, seven or eight?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'm gonna say seven.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, you're saying seven, Victoria, Okay, the answer is seven. Victoria,
got dollar right. Remember, you can only get three wrong.
If you get more than three wrong, you don't pass
the test. And you're with the ninety two percent of
adults who say who they say cannot pass this test.
And if you get less than three wrong, then you're
in the eight percent of adults who can actually pass
(01:58):
this test.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The best part is we're going to use that question
and you versus Victoria, you will get it wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Which of these was not one of Christopher Columbus's ships,
broh the Nina the Nino, the Penta, the Santa Maria. Okay, Amino,
the Nino. Nina saying the Nino, Victoria, the Ninia, the
Nino an I think I also want to say the
Nino Nino. Yeah, okay, that is correct. The Nino was
not one of Christopher Columbus ships. Sixty eight percent of
(02:26):
adults didn't get that right, though they thought that there
was a ship named the Nino.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Really, we're going over a test that is going viral.
The ninety two percent of adults can't pass this. You
can only get three wrong if you want to be
in the eight percent of adults who can pass this test.
But ninety two percent of adults cannot pass this regular
elementary school test. Which element has the atomic number three? Helium, hydrogen, lithium,
or carbon? Which element has the atomic number three? I
(02:54):
don't ever remember learning anything like that in elementary school.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't either, but periodic table, I feel like I
want to say helium, but I don't recall.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, Nina says helium, Victoria, helium, hydrogen, lithium or carbon?
Which element has the atomic number of three?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't know what carbon?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You go on carbon? The answer lithium is the answer
on that. So Nina's got too wrong. Okay, Victoria has
one wrong right now, you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Pointed out me, so happy for thought lithium was either
a pokemon or an antidepressant when they asked them questions
about this. Hold on, I think it is also an antidepressant,
a battery.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It is also an anti depressed.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
We do take lithium for all fundamental health things. But yeah, like, wait,
what we're going over a test that's going viral that
ninety two percent of adults can't pass. You can only
get three wrong if you want to be in the
eight percent that can pass this test. But they say
most adults can't remember the things they learn in elementary school,
and it's proven because cannot pass this test. Here's another question.
(03:58):
Who wrote The Great Gatsby f Scott Fitzgerald, j R. R. Tolkien,
Theodore Geisel or Ernest Himingway.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Is it the Tolkien guy j R. R.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Tolkien? Yeah, where you're going with?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Wrong, that's not right, Fitzgerald. It is f Scott Fitzgerald. Right,
So now both you guys have two wrong. Yah, you
only have one more one or more running as a
spare if you want to be in the eight percent
of adults that can actually pass this test? About how
many miles is the Earth from the moon two hundred
and thirty eight thousand, eight hundred and fifty five miles
to in forty six thousand, seven hundred ninety two miles,
(04:32):
three hundred and thirty thousand, eight hundred and fifty five miles,
one hundred and fifty four thousand, one hundred and sixty
two miles.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm sorry I did not learn this in element I
was gonna say, who did. I'm gonna just go with
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And fifty four for five hundred fifty four for fun
Nina and Victoria. I'm gonna be honest, I forgot all
that numbers you said, so I'm just gonna go with a. Okay,
A is correct, So you got it right? With a gus,
it's two hundred and thirty eighty five miles.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
This doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Let's keep going, all right, So let's see Sonina's got three, yeah,
Victoria has two. Remember of adults cannot pass this test.
You can only get three wrongs. So if Nina gets
one more than she's in the ninety two and Victoria
still a couple more to go. But here's another question.
Which planet is closest to the Sun Mercury, Jupiter Venus
(05:24):
or Mars. Mercury, Jupiter Venus or Mars.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't know, I know this. I'm just gonna say Mercury, Mercury.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, Victoria, is it Venus? Is that what you're going with?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, the answer is Mercury. Another guest, another guest.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Gets it right. And this is so ridiculous. It was
a drinking game.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Here's the last question. What is the name for the
line that splits Earth in half horizontally Prime Meridian, Tropic
of cancer, Equator or the hemisphere line? Okay, Victoria is
saying the equator. The name for the and that splits
the Earth and half horizontally Primridian, Tropic of Cancer, Equator
or Hemisphere line. Nina Primardian saying Primari. Okay, the answer
(06:09):
is Equator, Victoria. Also, they said one in four adults
believe the Equator was a theme park ride.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
O it was. I just thought it meant it was hot.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Come on the middle of your I know where it's hot.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Isn't it hot?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't know. All I know is the lines are
really long. If you want to ride it,
Are you smarter than ninety two percent of the other
adults out there, or are you like the majority of
us who only think that we know things the Jew
will show ignorance is bla And I asked that because
there's a test going viral and ninety two percent of
adults can't pass it and it has to do with
things that you definitely knew in elementary school.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (00:19):
Yep? So it's all things that you learned in elementary school.
They say ninety two percent of adults have forgotten these
things and can't pass this test.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Just I'm trying to remember what we learned in elementary school.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
I just want to point out if ninety two percent can't.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
Pass this test, Uh huh.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
No one can come for me and you versus Victoria
about how true?
Speaker 2 (00:41):
But you know what, but to majority of you can't
pass this?
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Right, here we go. Let's see how you guys do,
and you can only miss three of these if you
want to pass the test. If not, then you're with
the ninety two percent of the other dummies out there.
But here are the questions on the test. These are
things that you definitely knew an elementary school, but most
adults have forgotten these by Now here's the first question.
Which of these is not a primary color? Red, blue, green,
(01:08):
or yellow? Nina green, sand green?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Okay, Victoria, I'm also saying green. Sang green. Correct answer green.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Hey, guys, got that one right.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
We're about to be the eight percent.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
Remember you can only miss three of these.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
How many months have thirty one days, five, six, seven
or eight? Yike? Nina saying eight? Okay, Victoria. Four are
the numbers five, six, seven or eight? How many months
have thirty one days? Five, six, seven or eight?
Speaker 2 (01:37):
I'm gonna say seven.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Okay, you're saying seven, Victoria, Okay, the answer is seven. Victoria,
got dollar right. Remember, you can only get three wrong.
If you get more than three wrong, you don't pass
the test. And you're with the ninety two percent of
adults who say who they say cannot pass this test.
And if you get less than three wrong, then you're
in the eight percent of adults who can actually pass
(01:58):
this test.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
The best part is we're going to use that question
and you versus Victoria, you will get it wrong.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
Which of these was not one of Christopher Columbus's ships,
broh the Nina the Nino, the Penta, the Santa Maria. Okay, Amino,
the Nino. Nina saying the Nino, Victoria, the Ninia, the
Nino an I think I also want to say the
Nino Nino. Yeah, okay, that is correct. The Nino was
not one of Christopher Columbus ships. Sixty eight percent of
(02:26):
adults didn't get that right, though they thought that there
was a ship named the Nino.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Really, we're going over a test that is going viral.
The ninety two percent of adults can't pass this. You
can only get three wrong if you want to be
in the eight percent of adults who can pass this test.
But ninety two percent of adults cannot pass this regular
elementary school test. Which element has the atomic number three? Helium, hydrogen, lithium,
or carbon? Which element has the atomic number three? I
(02:54):
don't ever remember learning anything like that in elementary school.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't either, but periodic table, I feel like I
want to say helium, but I don't recall.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Okay, Nina says helium, Victoria, helium, hydrogen, lithium or carbon?
Which element has the atomic number of three?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
I don't know what carbon?
Speaker 1 (03:08):
You go on carbon? The answer lithium is the answer
on that. So Nina's got too wrong. Okay, Victoria has
one wrong right now, you.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Pointed out me, so happy for thought lithium was either
a pokemon or an antidepressant when they asked them questions
about this. Hold on, I think it is also an antidepressant,
a battery.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
It is also an anti depressed.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
We do take lithium for all fundamental health things. But yeah, like, wait,
what we're going over a test that's going viral that
ninety two percent of adults can't pass. You can only
get three wrong if you want to be in the
eight percent that can pass this test. But they say
most adults can't remember the things they learn in elementary school,
and it's proven because cannot pass this test. Here's another question.
(03:58):
Who wrote The Great Gatsby f Scott Fitzgerald, j R. R. Tolkien,
Theodore Geisel or Ernest Himingway.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Is it the Tolkien guy j R. R.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Tolkien? Yeah, where you're going with?
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Wrong, that's not right, Fitzgerald. It is f Scott Fitzgerald. Right,
So now both you guys have two wrong. Yah, you
only have one more one or more running as a
spare if you want to be in the eight percent
of adults that can actually pass this test? About how
many miles is the Earth from the moon two hundred
and thirty eight thousand, eight hundred and fifty five miles
to in forty six thousand, seven hundred ninety two miles,
(04:32):
three hundred and thirty thousand, eight hundred and fifty five miles,
one hundred and fifty four thousand, one hundred and sixty
two miles.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I'm sorry I did not learn this in element I
was gonna say, who did. I'm gonna just go with
one hundred.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
And fifty four for five hundred fifty four for fun
Nina and Victoria. I'm gonna be honest, I forgot all
that numbers you said, so I'm just gonna go with a. Okay,
A is correct, So you got it right? With a gus,
it's two hundred and thirty eighty five miles.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
This doesn't count.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Let's keep going, all right, So let's see Sonina's got three, yeah,
Victoria has two. Remember of adults cannot pass this test.
You can only get three wrongs. So if Nina gets
one more than she's in the ninety two and Victoria
still a couple more to go. But here's another question.
Which planet is closest to the Sun Mercury, Jupiter Venus
(05:24):
or Mars. Mercury, Jupiter Venus or Mars.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
I don't know, I know this. I'm just gonna say Mercury, Mercury.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Okay, Victoria, is it Venus? Is that what you're going with?
Speaker 2 (05:36):
I think so.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah, the answer is Mercury. Another guest, another guest.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Gets it right. And this is so ridiculous. It was
a drinking game.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Here's the last question. What is the name for the
line that splits Earth in half horizontally Prime Meridian, Tropic
of cancer, Equator or the hemisphere line? Okay, Victoria is
saying the equator. The name for the and that splits
the Earth and half horizontally Primridian, Tropic of Cancer, Equator
or Hemisphere line. Nina Primardian saying Primari. Okay, the answer
(06:09):
is Equator, Victoria. Also, they said one in four adults
believe the Equator was a theme park ride.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
O it was. I just thought it meant it was hot.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Come on the middle of your I know where it's hot.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Isn't it hot?
Speaker 1 (06:33):
I don't know. All I know is the lines are
really long. If you want to ride it,
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