September 10, 2025 • 8 mins
Scientists claim it’s just a comet—but some are whispering it could be an alien mothership making a close pass by Earth this December. On this episode of The Jubal Show, the crew spirals from space talk into spider infestations, accidental cold medicine overdoses, awkward public pregnancy jokes, and even high schoolers roasting Jubal at the basketball court. A hilarious, chaotic check-in you don’t want to miss. Perfect for fans of comedy podcasts, trending news, and “wait… what just happened?” moments.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Scientists are saying it's a comment, but it doesn't act
move like a comet. So there's some scientists that are
saying it might be an alien mothership and it's supposed
to make its closest pass by Earth December nineteenth.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Okay, are you feeling old?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, I'm thinking it might be the mothership coming to
pick me up, and so like, honestly, I'll be sitting
down to work on something.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm like, what is the point I got this? December nineteenth?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hey, I'm out of here. That's what happened last week
when we checked in with the show. You're still here though,
so yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Has it been December nineteenth yet and still.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Haven't found motivation to do anything? Just wait until December
nineteenth when it's all over, you know, right? Anyways, still
have motivation to check in with the show next and
find out what's going on with our lives like we
do every week at this time, to see what's going
on with us next Seduble show.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Again, he is true.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
You're telling.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Everyone the biggest gift would be from me, and the
cor detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has
their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil Show is
no different.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Nina Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. And who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our
window from time to time to ask you for Lama
Kendrick Lama mar Can test on her karaoke machine because
he's working on a new mixtape. Our social media producer, Gabby.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
And then there's me.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I'm Jewbil and this is the Jewbil Show and this
is a time of week where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Well, I'm trying to figure out when I need to
call like like pest control. So I accidentally left the
sliding glass door open inside of my house and now
it is filled with spiders. Yeah, and like three juicy
flies that.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Keep flying around. So here's the problem. I can't kill things. Nah,
yes you can.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I can't even kill insects.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You can.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
So this morning I woke up early enough to work
out and there were two spiders in the room that
I was working out in, and I was like, oh,
what do I do? So I talked to them and
I told them they had to stay in their place,
don't touch me. I won't kill you. And so I
did my workout.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's almost more psychotic than just yelling me, don't belish.
But they came, but they did.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
They stayed in their spot, and I did my little workout.
And every time I was but I would just be lighter. Man,
I would just point at it.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It would stop moving.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh so, but who I feel very uncomfortable because I mean,
when I'm sleeping, like, I don't want to be bit.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't want to be crawled on. I don't want
any of those things. But I don't want to kill you.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
And now you're all in my house.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And I don't think I can call pest control for
like five spiders and two to three flies.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Manya is the spider whisper.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I think you can still call pest control to come
and do that, But then I'm gonna really bad if
they die.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Well yeah, but in a week, you're gonna have closer
to ten.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You also love the true crime stuff, so just watched
them do their job like it was true crimes.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh good, because people suck these little animals don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's not true. I don't believe murders are terrible people.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, but I also believe insects and what they're doing.
This week guys, I really need to start paying more
attention to like medication bottles, because I totally drugged myself
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And I've done that. This is not the first time
it's happened. It is my issue. Was it fun?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, it's not even the fun like drug myself?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh no, it was like is that what happens when you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Feels so wid you and then like I don't know,
I kind of like, what did you take?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I took like a musin X, but in this one
that I bought, the one that bought last time, I
swear I've taken it in the studio and it has
not Like I was fine ish for the most part.
But the one I took this past weekend it said
d M, and max I thought DM meant like I
(04:09):
don't know, day maybe, but no, it like knocked me
out harder than a brick to the head because like,
within like the hour, I was gone and I didn't
wake up till eight thirty pm. And I took this
medication at like eleven am. I was like fully knocked out.
I was like, where'd my day go?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
How much did you? Did you sit? Like you were
a little Wayne, a little cup with a little red
cup with your.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Good I put a jolly rest.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No, it's a pill of mine, just like the like
a horse pill. Like it's a pill. And I just
took one of them because like I'll feel better later.
And I was like, dude, what do I feel? So
like it's taking my whole body down. And then later
on my mom's viatoria the DM like I'm pretty sure
it knocks you out.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I was like, what, no one told me that.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I thought.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm like nighttime. I don't know, thank nighttime? What's DM?
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Day maybe so it didn't have knocked me out.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's probably not an occasion. What did you take today?
Oh yeah, I'm take anything today.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
But anyways, Yeah, well, we find out what it's going
on with our social media producer, Gabby. I'm gonna look
up with DMMS. Be right back to it, Gabby. What's
up with you this week?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
My husband has a new hobby. Oh do we find out?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Uh? Sorry, yeah, it refers to dextra Metamorphine which is
a cops to present.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But I don't think that means that it's going to
make you tired. Okay, isn't it's dumb.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I'm sure it's a long word.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Anyway, back to the hobby.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Hobby, I'm I'm pretty visibly pregnant at this point. You are,
And so when we're out in public, he likes to
make people feel awkward when they ask, like how far
along I am, So he'll like just pretend like I'm
not pregnant, and he'll be like, actually said that, that's
(06:01):
just bloated.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
He's a tiny person, so her bump is very much.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, no, I definitely have a preg go bat. But
he likes to he makes people feel awkward.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
He tells him afterwards. I'm like, babe, yes, just like
at the grocery sort of thing. Yeah, you're making people
quack the DM and uh cough suppressants and things like that.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's a cop suppressant, but it acts on the brain
to reduce reduce the urge to cough. So yeah, if
you took too much of it, it would mess with
your brain.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, but like my brain tell myself not to cough,
not to not be awake, I'm like, dang, homie, wa,
gotta get this together.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Help you're sleep and you're not coughing, you'd be careful.
That's a good point. Yeah, that's basically all right. What
about you.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I have some exciting news I'll share in a second.
But also, you know, recently, my TikTok has blown up
because things have gone viral and stuff like that. So
I've got a lot of followers on TikTok. But now
it's affecting my life in weird ways. Because I came
out of my house.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
The other day.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I was just running errands and stuff, and I ran
out of my front door and there was like twenty
high schoolers on my.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Front porch and they were like, are you Jebil?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
As I heard all this noise outside, I was like,
what's going on outside? And then I opened the door
and there's on the stairs outside of my door. They're like, yeah,
we saw you come out of your car, so we
came over here. Can we take pictures? So I take
pictures with them, and then you know, sometimes they clear
my head. I'll go I'll go shoot baskets.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, I'll go shoot baskets.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You a basketball court down the stream from me and
I was had headphones and shooting baskets and about ten
more high schoolers. Are you a jubil And then the
thing is they continued to sit there on the side
of the court and make fun of me every time
I missed a shot.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Who this is?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
This is very annoying right now? You guys shut up.
You guys want to play. No, they just want to
sit there and laugh at me. So it's like, yeah, yeah,
pretty much, that's what it is. I'm like, hey, this
is not ticked.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
This is real life right now, right here, I'm right here.
I realized I missed that shot. Okay, but did you
have to say that? He kept going, he didn't leave,
you know, I felt I was performing for him, you know,
so shy man. Eventually I'm gonna make a shot and
I rest these kids. Also, if you don't know, I
make music now too. You can get my music wherever
(08:20):
you check out your music just typing my name. But
I've got a new song that's dropping at the end
of the month on September twenty sixth, so go pre
save it right now. If you go to my TikTok
you can find a link in the bio to pre
save it. It's called The Messenger. It's dope. You'll love it.
Theer they're gonna shoot the Messenger, I might keep put
on a stretch of fur.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Keep saying I'm blessed with this. Blessing hurts, and so
go get that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
It'll be released on nine, twenty six. I'm very excited
about that.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So check.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, I'll see you at the grocery store basketball court
and you can make fun of me in person.
Scientists are saying it's a comment, but it doesn't act
move like a comet. So there's some scientists that are
saying it might be an alien mothership and it's supposed
to make its closest pass by Earth December nineteenth.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Okay, are you feeling old?
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Yeah, I'm thinking it might be the mothership coming to
pick me up, and so like, honestly, I'll be sitting
down to work on something.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
I'm like, what is the point I got this? December nineteenth?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Hey, I'm out of here. That's what happened last week
when we checked in with the show. You're still here though,
so yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Has it been December nineteenth yet and still.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Haven't found motivation to do anything? Just wait until December
nineteenth when it's all over, you know, right? Anyways, still
have motivation to check in with the show next and
find out what's going on with our lives like we
do every week at this time, to see what's going
on with us next Seduble show.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Again, he is true.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
You're telling.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Everyone the biggest gift would be from me, and the
cor detached would say thank you. Every iconic show has
their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil Show is
no different.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Nina Hi.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. And who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our
window from time to time to ask you for Lama
Kendrick Lama mar Can test on her karaoke machine because
he's working on a new mixtape. Our social media producer, Gabby.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
And then there's me.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I'm Jewbil and this is the Jewbil Show and this
is a time of week where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
So, Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Well, I'm trying to figure out when I need to
call like like pest control. So I accidentally left the
sliding glass door open inside of my house and now
it is filled with spiders. Yeah, and like three juicy
flies that.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Keep flying around. So here's the problem. I can't kill things. Nah,
yes you can.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
I can't even kill insects.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You can.
Speaker 4 (02:07):
So this morning I woke up early enough to work
out and there were two spiders in the room that
I was working out in, and I was like, oh,
what do I do? So I talked to them and
I told them they had to stay in their place,
don't touch me. I won't kill you. And so I
did my workout.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
It's almost more psychotic than just yelling me, don't belish.
But they came, but they did.
Speaker 4 (02:29):
They stayed in their spot, and I did my little workout.
And every time I was but I would just be lighter. Man,
I would just point at it.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
It would stop moving.
Speaker 4 (02:36):
Oh so, but who I feel very uncomfortable because I mean,
when I'm sleeping, like, I don't want to be bit.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I don't want to be crawled on. I don't want
any of those things. But I don't want to kill you.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
And now you're all in my house.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
I don't know what to do.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And I don't think I can call pest control for
like five spiders and two to three flies.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Manya is the spider whisper.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
I think you can still call pest control to come
and do that, But then I'm gonna really bad if
they die.
Speaker 3 (03:01):
Well yeah, but in a week, you're gonna have closer
to ten.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You also love the true crime stuff, so just watched
them do their job like it was true crimes.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Oh good, because people suck these little animals don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's not true. I don't believe murders are terrible people.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yes, but I also believe insects and what they're doing.
This week guys, I really need to start paying more
attention to like medication bottles, because I totally drugged myself
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
And I've done that. This is not the first time
it's happened. It is my issue. Was it fun?
Speaker 3 (03:35):
No, it's not even the fun like drug myself?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Oh no, it was like is that what happens when you.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
Feels so wid you and then like I don't know,
I kind of like, what did you take?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
I took like a musin X, but in this one
that I bought, the one that bought last time, I
swear I've taken it in the studio and it has
not Like I was fine ish for the most part.
But the one I took this past weekend it said
d M, and max I thought DM meant like I
(04:09):
don't know, day maybe, but no, it like knocked me
out harder than a brick to the head because like,
within like the hour, I was gone and I didn't
wake up till eight thirty pm. And I took this
medication at like eleven am. I was like fully knocked out.
I was like, where'd my day go?
Speaker 1 (04:26):
How much did you? Did you sit? Like you were
a little Wayne, a little cup with a little red
cup with your.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Good I put a jolly rest.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
No, it's a pill of mine, just like the like
a horse pill. Like it's a pill. And I just
took one of them because like I'll feel better later.
And I was like, dude, what do I feel? So
like it's taking my whole body down. And then later
on my mom's viatoria the DM like I'm pretty sure
it knocks you out.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
I was like, what, no one told me that.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
I thought.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I'm like nighttime. I don't know, thank nighttime? What's DM?
I don't know?
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Day maybe so it didn't have knocked me out.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
That's probably not an occasion. What did you take today?
Oh yeah, I'm take anything today.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
But anyways, Yeah, well, we find out what it's going
on with our social media producer, Gabby. I'm gonna look
up with DMMS. Be right back to it, Gabby. What's
up with you this week?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
My husband has a new hobby. Oh do we find out?
Speaker 4 (05:22):
Uh? Sorry, yeah, it refers to dextra Metamorphine which is
a cops to present.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
But I don't think that means that it's going to
make you tired. Okay, isn't it's dumb.
Speaker 3 (05:31):
I'm sure it's a long word.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Anyway, back to the hobby.
Speaker 5 (05:35):
Hobby, I'm I'm pretty visibly pregnant at this point. You are,
And so when we're out in public, he likes to
make people feel awkward when they ask, like how far
along I am, So he'll like just pretend like I'm
not pregnant, and he'll be like, actually said that, that's
(06:01):
just bloated.
Speaker 4 (06:03):
He's a tiny person, so her bump is very much.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Yeah, no, I definitely have a preg go bat. But
he likes to he makes people feel awkward.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
He tells him afterwards. I'm like, babe, yes, just like
at the grocery sort of thing. Yeah, you're making people
quack the DM and uh cough suppressants and things like that.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
It's a cop suppressant, but it acts on the brain
to reduce reduce the urge to cough. So yeah, if
you took too much of it, it would mess with
your brain.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, but like my brain tell myself not to cough,
not to not be awake, I'm like, dang, homie, wa,
gotta get this together.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Help you're sleep and you're not coughing, you'd be careful.
That's a good point. Yeah, that's basically all right. What
about you.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
I have some exciting news I'll share in a second.
But also, you know, recently, my TikTok has blown up
because things have gone viral and stuff like that. So
I've got a lot of followers on TikTok. But now
it's affecting my life in weird ways. Because I came
out of my house.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
The other day.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I was just running errands and stuff, and I ran
out of my front door and there was like twenty
high schoolers on my.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Front porch and they were like, are you Jebil?
Speaker 1 (07:10):
As I heard all this noise outside, I was like,
what's going on outside? And then I opened the door
and there's on the stairs outside of my door. They're like, yeah,
we saw you come out of your car, so we
came over here. Can we take pictures? So I take
pictures with them, and then you know, sometimes they clear
my head. I'll go I'll go shoot baskets.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Yeah, I'll go shoot baskets.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
You a basketball court down the stream from me and
I was had headphones and shooting baskets and about ten
more high schoolers. Are you a jubil And then the
thing is they continued to sit there on the side
of the court and make fun of me every time
I missed a shot.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Who this is?
Speaker 2 (07:50):
This is very annoying right now? You guys shut up.
You guys want to play. No, they just want to
sit there and laugh at me. So it's like, yeah, yeah,
pretty much, that's what it is. I'm like, hey, this
is not ticked.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
This is real life right now, right here, I'm right here.
I realized I missed that shot. Okay, but did you
have to say that? He kept going, he didn't leave,
you know, I felt I was performing for him, you know,
so shy man. Eventually I'm gonna make a shot and
I rest these kids. Also, if you don't know, I
make music now too. You can get my music wherever
(08:20):
you check out your music just typing my name. But
I've got a new song that's dropping at the end
of the month on September twenty sixth, so go pre
save it right now. If you go to my TikTok
you can find a link in the bio to pre
save it. It's called The Messenger. It's dope. You'll love it.
Theer they're gonna shoot the Messenger, I might keep put
on a stretch of fur.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Keep saying I'm blessed with this. Blessing hurts, and so
go get that.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
It'll be released on nine, twenty six. I'm very excited
about that.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
So check.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, I'll see you at the grocery store basketball court
and you can make fun of me in person.
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