August 20, 2025 • 8 mins
From rogue Roombas roaming the streets to wild DIY nasal experiments, this episode of The Jubal Show has it all! Join the crew as they check in with hilarious updates from their lives—like crying for free drinks, late-night near-misses, and obsessive neighborhood trash pickup. And yes, Todd might still be on the loose… Will he make it back to his base, or is chaos about to ensue? Tune in for laughs, life hacks, and jaw-dropping moments you won’t want to miss.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you see a rogue rumba going down the street,
it's probably Todd. So if you see that, let me
know so I can put him back in his base.
He closes the bedroom door so he never gets out again.
Has Todd been found? Who knows? Or is there still
a roomball on the loose? Will you'll find out what's
going on with the show we check in with all
(00:20):
of us and what's going on into our lives. Next,
it's the Jubal Show again.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Your heart is true, you are pell and co down
everyone at.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different. Why
it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi. And
then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our
(01:05):
window every once in a while to ask if her
turtle Turbo Tim can use our TV to stream The
Fast and the Furious because he wants to feel fast.
Our social media producer Gabby, Sorry, what was.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That I said? That's so cute?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
And then there's me. I'm Jewel and this is the
Jewel Show and this is the time of week where
we check in with the show and see what's going
on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you
this week?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So I learned a new way to get free drinks
that has nothing to do with flirting whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oooh, it's all about crying girl. What So this was
an accident.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
My best friend Mackenzie took me out to dinner for
my birthday and we were sitting up at the bar
and I don't know, it's like just to write a
passage every single year I cry on my birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Why she cries with me? It's not sad even, it's
just like are you proud of yourself?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Like you know, reflection and all this stuff. So I've
already had two glasses of wine. Now I'm sitting there
and I'm I'm crying. This bartender, this poor guy's like,
I don't know how the two girls.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Sitting at the bar they're starting to cry. He shows
up with one little chocolate shot and I was like, oh,
thank you. That helps.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
And then we're talking some more and then I start
to cry a little bit again and he's like, oh no.
He comes back with some lemon cello, and he's like,
I got three shots, a lemon cello, a chocolate shot,
and a free glass of wine. Whoa, because I'm sitting
there crying at the bar.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Good move. I gotta try that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
And yeah, because people are people don't know what to
do when they see people crying in the wild.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, just like it is true. It's it's weird when
you walk by someone and they're crying. You don't know
what to do, no, because you're like are you okay
or you're not? I was perfectly fine, but it was
like do you ask?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Do you not ask?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Like I don't want to bribe, but then I also want
to be helpful, but then I also.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I don't want to might not be my business.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, so just here you go. It's like a binky.
It's like a binky for a baby.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
All right, He's a lemon shell. It's a very live act. Victoria.
What's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I almost met at my end this weekend, as like,
I almost on the light. Okay, it was so scary,
I know. Uh So I was driving back home and
I had with my cousin, and it was getting pretty late,
like we got home.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
At one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Mind you, I was so worked a real clear, like
it wasn't like a crazy night or anything, but we
were just far away from home and so.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
That sounds like a sad song, I know.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
But so we were driving back and she tells me,
she's like, hey, if you need me to drive at
any point, like let me know, I'll drive.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm like, wow, that's so sweet, thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
And so I'm like chilling. I'm jamming and music, and
then I start to really start falling to sleep, Like
my eyes start like closing a little bit, and I'm like,
we need to change, Like I don't think I can
do this.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I need to be safe. I look over. She's passed out.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Yeah, So then I started blasting rave music. She did
not even wake up to that, no, and I'm like, wow,
the girl, we could literally meet our end right now
and you would not even notice. She was snoring for
a little bit, and then she finally woke up and
she goes, it's okay, you can do it. She rubbed
my shoulder, and I'm like, well, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Smacked her in the face me too, let's rod.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by. Gabby.
What's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You guys. I have such a fun new hobby. I
need to tell you guys about it. I got a I.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Got one of those you know, those little grabby pick.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Her upper things. Whoa, yeah, I got.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
One from Amazon and I've been taking it on my
dog walks and you can just pick up trash.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You you, nobody.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
May be fun. Fun was one of those things that
would be fun to pick up days.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's so fun.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
It's like so satisfying to pick things up with the
little pick her upper thing, and you're actually doing something
good for the community.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I love that this. It gives you a project.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Pinch anybody when you walk by him, just to see
I should.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Oh my gosh. There's another couple a little but there's another.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Couple in our neighborhood because Gaby and I live close
to each other that they're older couple. They walk around
in the morning with those pinchers and they cleaned up
the trash on the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Should hit them up.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
That's your future a squad. He's such a nice person.
She likes to pick up trash outside road. Jubober is like,
oh you got a pincher. Yeah, in some butts the.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Only way picking up the trash in the side road
of his court order.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh no, what's going on with YouTube? I?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Uh, my allergies have been killing me. But I've been
investing in all sorts of fun ear popping and nasal
cleaning machines. But I did have an incident last night.
I actually brought one with me that I like a lot.
I'm gonna do it real quick.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I thought you were trimming your nose hairs and it
makes this noise.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
My allergies have been so bad, so like, my ears
won't pop. But check this thing out. What are you already?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You put water in his mouth. Yep, that's part of
the process.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Hmm, okay, what.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Is that he's trying to pop? He's trying to pop
his ears. It sounds so scary. He has one machine.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, the machine. You put it up, I guess your nose,
and you put water in mouth and then you blow
your blow it in your nose until your ears fill
up with air for like fifteen seconds, and then you
try to swallow the water at the same time. It's
very difficult me.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You gotta be here for that. You're gonna pop your
ear drum.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
By the way, I well, I got this new nasal
cleaner last night, and I think I don't. I just
want to give a warning to everybody. Don't just don't
try to do your own science projects, you know, because
I got this nasal cleaner last night. It's a it's
a good one, and it's supposed to like flush water
through your nose and through your nasal passage and then
suck it out the other side. And this one is hardcore.
(06:32):
I've had a few of those and they're like, you know, fine,
they're entry level. This one is a beast expert. And
also I was like, you know what, man, I'm gonna
throw I'm gonna throw a little hydrogen peroxide in the water.
Just see what happens. Oh, it burnt so bad. It
literally knocks me on the floor. I was laying on
the floor and I'm like, I don't think that was
(06:53):
a good idea. My ears were burning, my nose was burning.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
You're just like a little Google if you could do
that beforehand.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No, just figured to be fine. Supervision times just laying
on the floor with snock coming out of my mouth
and like.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
That works.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
No one told them to never do science products alone,
so he does all of them alone.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, so that's a warranty. If you have a nose
sucker machine, don't throw any hydrogen peroxide. They're not even
a couple of drops.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
No one else has one of those. It's just you.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
You're the only one laying on the floor.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It don't blow your mind, man, it was weird feeling.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Literally what happened? Did you just like almost like pass out?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Like things felt like well, it felt like the water
was going through out of my ears. You know, normally
doesn't even do the ear thing at all, but I
don't know if it was fizzing up because of the
hydro ship proxyide for and then the inside of my
ears was burning, nasal cavity was on fire. Did you
go to the doctor? I mean maybe after that, I
might want to check it out.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Now your neighbors reactions. We're just seeing you like in
the window, like running everywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
My first thought was this gonna be awkward. I might
have to call in death tomorrow. I need my ears
for my job, though, So this is gonna be weird, Like,
well
Speaker 4 (08:15):
That's an excuse no I swear I can't regular wellness
checks on this day.
If you see a rogue rumba going down the street,
it's probably Todd. So if you see that, let me
know so I can put him back in his base.
He closes the bedroom door so he never gets out again.
Has Todd been found? Who knows? Or is there still
a roomball on the loose? Will you'll find out what's
going on with the show we check in with all
(00:20):
of us and what's going on into our lives. Next,
it's the Jubal Show again.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Your heart is true, you are pell and co down
everyone at.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different. Why
it's the Jewel Show with your drunken Nina Hi. And
then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our
(01:05):
window every once in a while to ask if her
turtle Turbo Tim can use our TV to stream The
Fast and the Furious because he wants to feel fast.
Our social media producer Gabby, Sorry, what was.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
That I said? That's so cute?
Speaker 1 (01:23):
And then there's me. I'm Jewel and this is the
Jewel Show and this is the time of week where
we check in with the show and see what's going
on in our lives. So, Nina, what's up with you
this week?
Speaker 4 (01:31):
So I learned a new way to get free drinks
that has nothing to do with flirting whatsoever.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
Oooh, it's all about crying girl. What So this was
an accident.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
My best friend Mackenzie took me out to dinner for
my birthday and we were sitting up at the bar
and I don't know, it's like just to write a
passage every single year I cry on my birthday.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
Why she cries with me? It's not sad even, it's
just like are you proud of yourself?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
Like you know, reflection and all this stuff. So I've
already had two glasses of wine. Now I'm sitting there
and I'm I'm crying. This bartender, this poor guy's like,
I don't know how the two girls.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Sitting at the bar they're starting to cry. He shows
up with one little chocolate shot and I was like, oh,
thank you. That helps.
Speaker 4 (02:12):
And then we're talking some more and then I start
to cry a little bit again and he's like, oh no.
He comes back with some lemon cello, and he's like,
I got three shots, a lemon cello, a chocolate shot,
and a free glass of wine. Whoa, because I'm sitting
there crying at the bar.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Good move. I gotta try that.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I mean.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
And yeah, because people are people don't know what to
do when they see people crying in the wild.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Yeah, just like it is true. It's it's weird when
you walk by someone and they're crying. You don't know
what to do, no, because you're like are you okay
or you're not? I was perfectly fine, but it was
like do you ask?
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Do you not ask?
Speaker 5 (02:43):
Like I don't want to bribe, but then I also want
to be helpful, but then I also.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
I don't want to might not be my business.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Yeah, so just here you go. It's like a binky.
It's like a binky for a baby.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
All right, He's a lemon shell. It's a very live act. Victoria.
What's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Guys?
Speaker 5 (02:59):
I almost met at my end this weekend, as like,
I almost on the light. Okay, it was so scary,
I know. Uh So I was driving back home and
I had with my cousin, and it was getting pretty late,
like we got home.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
At one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 5 (03:11):
Mind you, I was so worked a real clear, like
it wasn't like a crazy night or anything, but we
were just far away from home and so.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
That sounds like a sad song, I know.
Speaker 5 (03:20):
But so we were driving back and she tells me,
she's like, hey, if you need me to drive at
any point, like let me know, I'll drive.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm like, wow, that's so sweet, thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:28):
And so I'm like chilling. I'm jamming and music, and
then I start to really start falling to sleep, Like
my eyes start like closing a little bit, and I'm like,
we need to change, Like I don't think I can
do this.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I need to be safe. I look over. She's passed out.
Speaker 5 (03:40):
Yeah, So then I started blasting rave music. She did
not even wake up to that, no, and I'm like, wow,
the girl, we could literally meet our end right now
and you would not even notice. She was snoring for
a little bit, and then she finally woke up and
she goes, it's okay, you can do it. She rubbed
my shoulder, and I'm like, well, thank you.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Smacked her in the face me too, let's rod.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping by. Gabby.
What's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (04:05):
You guys. I have such a fun new hobby. I
need to tell you guys about it. I got a I.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Got one of those you know, those little grabby pick.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
Her upper things. Whoa, yeah, I got.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
One from Amazon and I've been taking it on my
dog walks and you can just pick up trash.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
You you, nobody.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
May be fun. Fun was one of those things that
would be fun to pick up days.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's so fun.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
It's like so satisfying to pick things up with the
little pick her upper thing, and you're actually doing something
good for the community.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I love that this. It gives you a project.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Pinch anybody when you walk by him, just to see
I should.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Oh my gosh. There's another couple a little but there's another.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Couple in our neighborhood because Gaby and I live close
to each other that they're older couple. They walk around
in the morning with those pinchers and they cleaned up
the trash on the side of the road.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Should hit them up.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
That's your future a squad. He's such a nice person.
She likes to pick up trash outside road. Jubober is like,
oh you got a pincher. Yeah, in some butts the.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Only way picking up the trash in the side road
of his court order.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Oh no, what's going on with YouTube? I?
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Uh, my allergies have been killing me. But I've been
investing in all sorts of fun ear popping and nasal
cleaning machines. But I did have an incident last night.
I actually brought one with me that I like a lot.
I'm gonna do it real quick.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I thought you were trimming your nose hairs and it
makes this noise.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
My allergies have been so bad, so like, my ears
won't pop. But check this thing out. What are you already?
Speaker 3 (05:37):
You put water in his mouth. Yep, that's part of
the process.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Hmm, okay, what.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Is that he's trying to pop? He's trying to pop
his ears. It sounds so scary. He has one machine.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
Yeah, the machine. You put it up, I guess your nose,
and you put water in mouth and then you blow
your blow it in your nose until your ears fill
up with air for like fifteen seconds, and then you
try to swallow the water at the same time. It's
very difficult me.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You gotta be here for that. You're gonna pop your
ear drum.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
By the way, I well, I got this new nasal
cleaner last night, and I think I don't. I just
want to give a warning to everybody. Don't just don't
try to do your own science projects, you know, because
I got this nasal cleaner last night. It's a it's
a good one, and it's supposed to like flush water
through your nose and through your nasal passage and then
suck it out the other side. And this one is hardcore.
(06:32):
I've had a few of those and they're like, you know, fine,
they're entry level. This one is a beast expert. And
also I was like, you know what, man, I'm gonna
throw I'm gonna throw a little hydrogen peroxide in the water.
Just see what happens. Oh, it burnt so bad. It
literally knocks me on the floor. I was laying on
the floor and I'm like, I don't think that was
(06:53):
a good idea. My ears were burning, my nose was burning.
Speaker 3 (06:59):
You're just like a little Google if you could do
that beforehand.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
No, just figured to be fine. Supervision times just laying
on the floor with snock coming out of my mouth
and like.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
That works.
Speaker 5 (07:17):
No one told them to never do science products alone,
so he does all of them alone.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Yeah, so that's a warranty. If you have a nose
sucker machine, don't throw any hydrogen peroxide. They're not even
a couple of drops.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
No one else has one of those. It's just you.
Speaker 5 (07:30):
You're the only one laying on the floor.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
It don't blow your mind, man, it was weird feeling.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
Literally what happened? Did you just like almost like pass out?
Speaker 1 (07:37):
Like things felt like well, it felt like the water
was going through out of my ears. You know, normally
doesn't even do the ear thing at all, but I
don't know if it was fizzing up because of the
hydro ship proxyide for and then the inside of my
ears was burning, nasal cavity was on fire. Did you
go to the doctor? I mean maybe after that, I
might want to check it out.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
Now your neighbors reactions. We're just seeing you like in
the window, like running everywhere.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
My first thought was this gonna be awkward. I might
have to call in death tomorrow. I need my ears
for my job, though, So this is gonna be weird, Like,
well
Speaker 4 (08:15):
That's an excuse no I swear I can't regular wellness
checks on this day.
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