BONUS - Check-In with The Jubal Show

What do a street-smart squirrel, a seasick dream boat, and an unexpected bald spot have in common? They all made this week’s Jubal Show Check-In completely unhinged in the best way. From Nina’s genius new dating hack (spoiler: she’s not even doing the dating) to a surprise squirrel showdown and a hilariously heartbreaking realization about hair loss—this episode is packed with chaos, laughs, and just enough relatability to make you wonder what’s going on in your own life.

Don’t miss this wild ride through the team’s personal updates—and find out who’s being hunted by rodents, who’s outsourcing romance, and who’s questioning their entire genetic lineage.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
And then that little furry gremlin with a skincare routine
made of Cheeto dust and sewer water opened the door
more and this full stole my flip flop stop it
I had flip flopped by the glass door. He stole
one of my slides. That's from last week when we
checked in with the Jewel Show. What's going on this week?
You'll find out when we check in with the show

(00:22):
right after this.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Again, is true your pal and.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
In everyone a little The biggest gift would be from me,
and the cord attached would say thank you. Every iconic
show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbil
Show is no different.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk at Nina Hi.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
And then there's every Buddies younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hey,
and who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives
next door and climbs onto our porch every once in
a while to ask you her rat Lieutenant Pickles can
rent our toaster oven for a dramatic reenactment of ratituy
our social media producer Gabby There. Then there's me, I'm

(01:20):
Jewel and this is the Jewbel Show and this is
a time of week where we check in and see
what's going on in our life.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
So you know what's up with you this week.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
So you know the saying work harder or no, work smarter,
not harder. Yes, I have managed to figure out.

Speaker 2 (01:31):
How to do that.

Speaker 3 (01:32):
When it comes to dating score, Oh nice, I have
surrogate daters, girl, what fas?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yes, I haven't been on the apps in a while.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
It's just hard to put yourself in the right space
to meet the right people, especially when you're a busy human.
So two of my married girlfriends are so awesome and
they both run in different circles and they're just as
invested in finding my person as I am. They know me,
they know what I like, so they're out there doing
it for me. Really yes, okay, wait, how do you

(02:00):
get them to do it for you?

Speaker 2 (02:01):
Though?

Speaker 3 (02:02):
So my one friend, she'll go up to like these
dudes and like talk to them and stuff, and she
gets all the tea and then she's like, so are
you single? Are you interested in? Then they like whip
out my picture and they're like, hey, you know you
want to meet this person or whatever, and so like,
and they have a solid co sign because they can
tell me if he's like a good dude or whatever,
if he's going to be like every other word, like
that one dude I went out with. So so yeah,

(02:24):
I'm like, oh my gosh, this is genius. So far
I have two circuits, so I can add to that.
But I only it can only be people that I
trust though they know me and what I like.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
But it's very helpful. So it's like people are dating
for me while I sleep. Wait, that's kind of nice,
I know. Yeah, it's better than the matchmaking even to
go out and do it.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
No, yeah, I could stay home and watch Netflix and
they'll be like, hey, you know, we got.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
A date it for you.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
We just went on a date for you with so
much fun and he was really good in bed, just
so you know you had a blast, Nina.

Speaker 2 (02:55):
Enjoy your day at work tomorrow, I like. But everything
can't be bad, Victoria, what's up with you this week?

Speaker 4 (03:03):
Oh my gosh, guys, I got into a fight the
other day. Well, okay, it's me back up. So I
was getting home from the store and if I have
a cat, her names for Mosa, and I had to
get some cat food and so I got it. Whatever
I didn't realize the bag was then to open, and
so when I was opening the back of my car,
it kind of fell out and it spilled, and next

(03:24):
thing I noticed, this little squirrel comes over and starts
picking up all the pieces, and I'm like, hey, man,
get back.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
That's my cat food. I wouldn't fight with a squirrel.
They're crazy, They're like they're creaking nuts.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
They kept trying to like post up like he wouldn't
actually lead.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Did he get in your car?

Speaker 4 (03:41):
No? So I guess I could have honestly just gotten
in my car and like lock myself in there, but
I didn't.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
How long was the stand off with the squirrel? It
was like a salt.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I mean, it was way too long.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Too long to have a stand off with the squirrel.

Speaker 4 (03:51):
Yeah, and I think my neighbors were watching too, so
it just was not great for me. But I was
just standing there, like trying to get him to get back,
and he wouldn't give back.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
Girls don't care. I was like yelling, they don't.

Speaker 4 (04:02):
Yeah, they will just look at you like I'm the
boss now, and so I just it.

Speaker 2 (04:07):
I'm just feel like it's your fault you engaged. He
walked away. I'm not gonna walk with that.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Don't stand by ground, Nina, that's my cat mood.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
My friend in high school I pumped for his donut
from a squirrel. Bro what yeah, it came'pen to jump
on his foot. Oh and then he dropped his donut
and he took his donut and just ate it right
in front of me.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh yeah, I want to mess with squirrels.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh look, it's our social media producer Gabby stopping.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Bye.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
What's up with you this week? Gabby?

Speaker 5 (04:32):
So, my husband has this dream of owning a boat,
and we made Drum a reality. We got like the
cheapest boat we could off a Facebook marketplace.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
Nice.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
It's pretty sick. It's just a fishing boat, but it's
very fun to take out. But the first time we
took it out, I wasn't feeling very good.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
But he was begging me to go out with him.

Speaker 5 (04:50):
Oh it's so cool, like come experience the dream boat ownership.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
And I was like, okay, yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
And I got so sick. I was hanging on off
the bow. Oh my gosh, my guts out.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
And I get done. I look at him and I'm like,
why are you still driving? Because he just kept driving.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
The whole time, like you didn't want to stop it.
And he goes, what do you mean? I go, I
was just throwing up off the side of the boat.
And he goes, well, I thought you were just enjoying
the way.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
They were just getting to drink the water down there.
I thought you were just enjoyed of view. I love
your husband ownership. She's so funny this week. What's up
with me?

Speaker 1 (05:32):
I you know how you realize later in life that
one of your parents lied to you.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Oh yeah, ye hurt.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I mean, you know, if you know anything about the way,
I grew up very dysfunctional, So I was lied to
a lot as a kid, and I know most of
the lies. My mom would never lie to me, you know,
she was always honest, except she did lie to me.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Well about what Yeah, Well, I'm I'm going bald. I
got a bald spot.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Bro. I realized that I have a ball spot in
the back of my head. I used to think it
was like a cow lick right, and was maybe thinning
a little bit. But I went to get my haircut
the other day and I looked in the mirror when
the dude was done, and I was like, that's a
bald spot. I got a bald spot. My mom was like,
you're not gonna go bald because like it comes from
the mother's side of the family that gene and she's like,
so you probably never go bald. Well, guess what, I

(06:17):
got a bald spot. So now I'm trying to figure
out what to do with it. I might just go
straight up comb over. I can't really because I have
to turn around. Yeah, it's like in the back there.
But I'm trying to figure out what to do. Like
if I do like the straight up comb over, if
I get it to pay I was thinking yesterday I
could do like an opposite fade that. No, it would

(06:37):
be like faded into the ball spot and then out
from that whole area. The hair would get progressively longer
as it goes down, kind of a progressive thing.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
That could be cool a statement. Get one of those
spray cans, you know.

Speaker 1 (06:50):
Yeah, Or I might just shave my head again. I
had my head shaved for a while, you know, Like
I've always said I would do that if I went bald.
I just didn't think I was gonna go bald, because
I don't know my mom was a liar.

Speaker 2 (07:00):
Anyway, I'm trying to three I what to do, how
many options? A lot of options. There are