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Speaker 1 (00:04):
Back again.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your heart is true, You're pal and com down, ready
invited everyone.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
And pull off the mic just a little you the
biggest gift would be from me, and the cord attached
would say.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jubil Show is no different.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Nina Hi.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. And who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who periodically pokes her
her head through our window to ask if her petaguana, Crispin,
can smell our toaster while it's running because it helps
him channel his interdimensional frequencies. Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
He does like his.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Toast crispy Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Also our producer Brad, he's a dad. Hey there. And
then there's me.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I'm Jebel and this is the Jebil Show and this
is the time of week where we check in, what's
going with what?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I can't speak?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
And this is the time of week where we check
in and see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yes, Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Get you a doctor that hypes your house. I am
telling you it is a game changer. So I had
to get a new doctor because my doctor left the practice,
and I had to go in for my women's wellness
exam because like how you called that, that's what it's called. Oh,
and I stay on top of it. But you need
to have one of those. You are of age to
have one of those. Every five years.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
You're supposed to have one of those.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You have had one of those recently.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
You're saying that you had to go into the doctor,
and we had a whole conversation.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Yeah, but then you called it differently, the one I like.
I like calling it that versus saying like, guys, I
went to my guy to colleges, like I wrote, it
sounds okay, Well.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
You're right, it does sound awful.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Women's wellness exam.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That sounds way better.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
But this doctor was.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
So cool because she's talking to me through the whole thing,
and then she's like looking in my ears and she's like,
oh my gosh, your ears are perfect, just perfect. I
can see the bones, there's no wax build up. And
I'm like, tell me more girls, and then she's like
pushing on my stomach and she's like, yes, all of
your organs are in place, and I'm like, oh, it
(02:21):
was so cool. And then she was real quick with
the other part and she's like, got great samples. We're
just great. This is gonna You're so healthy. And I'm like, oh,
I tell me more.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I'm gonna come back next.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Time to be told I'm making good choices because my
ears are clean.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
It's really do.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Something special with your ears.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah, use Q tips like a normal human. That's what
I do.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
My doctor tard hoy that I've never had a doctor
hype me so well, and I didn't realize how necessary
it is for me to keep up with my health now,
Like it's just it feels good to.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Know that you're doing something, like you're doing a good job.
You know, tells me I'm doing a good job.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, how does this doctor give bad news? I know?
Right the opposite.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I was kind of disappointed that my organs were in place,
because you know what that means. WHOA, all right, they
haven't been rearranged in a while.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Okay, all right, Victoria, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Then we move on, get out of this Victoria.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Victoria.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Something I was talking to my mom last Wow, that's.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
How you choose to throw us some life best?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
What did your mom say? We love Patty? Something out
about my brother that I'm very confused by. And every
time I talk to.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
My mom on the phone, she always has to, you know,
give me the cheese men, which is like the yes,
the tea, thank you, And so it's always like a
twenty question questions game with her.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
She's like, have you called your brother?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
And I'm like which He's like, what do you mean
which one?
Speaker 7 (04:01):
I'm like, Mom, about ninety nine percent sure you popped
two brothers out of you.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Like, what do you mean there is one or the other?
Her organs have been rached?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Okay, I go back no, And so then it turns
out it's about.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
My really sorry older brother and who the teacher? And
he also coaches sports, and I was like, oh cool,
like that's dope, and she's like yeah, and I'm like, Mom,
but like, what sport does he does he coach?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Like what's going on right now?
Speaker 7 (04:33):
This boy coaches two sports he has never played in
his life.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Soccer picked up at tennis racket and.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
The only time he was kicking a soccer ball is
to aim at my head, like.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I see a coach of these two sports.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Listen, if you can dream it, you can't achieve it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, they are not.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
I was like, well, are they doing good? She was,
They're doing great, sweetheart. I'm like, so they're winning games.
She goes, well, know what he's doing great.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I was like, oh, I'm not the same.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
He needs to be able to coach them that There
are no prerequisites for coaches. Look, it's our social media producer,
Gabby stopping buy Gabby with some of you this week.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
I need your guys's advice on something. I'm ninety percent
sure that I'm getting scammed. Oh okay, And I don't
know if I should just block them or if I
should try.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
To mess with them?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Mess with them?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Should I mess with them? Yes?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What should I do?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
They say they're a debt collector? Gabby? Is it a
text message? Yeah, it's a text message.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
And but my roommate's also getting it, and I looked
it up and I'm pretty sure it's a scam.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Why would a debt you have any debts? I have
like student debt, but I pay it.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, I pay it, So this is a scam.
Speaker 9 (05:44):
Yeah, I have other debt and now they're sending me
stuff like we're gonna come take your car.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
You need to tell them to come take it that way.
You're like, man, I've been way of trying to get
this car off my hands. Anyways, Wait, didn't you just
recently buy a car?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, so this they got your information and.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
They're just exactly there, even it's from the wrong state.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
So like, how should I mess with you? What I
want to know?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You should let Jewbill do it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, Jel, don't let me deal with any kind of
bill collector because I've got my car repode a few
times now.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
If they're fake, they'll probably somehow. I mean to say that.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I'm so sorry it was up with you this week.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Well, I had my first, uh and last cooking class
last weekend. I really want to learn how to cook,
but it's not going very well.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I'm waiting for it. What you guys, Okay?
Speaker 8 (06:35):
I just want to learn how to cook like a chef.
I want to be a chef, but not actually go
through school and to be a chef. So I take
a cooking class, but they kicked me out because I
spilled the beans.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Wow, thank you very much. What's going on with you?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Jewel.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Exciting week for me.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Also, have you guys noticed like that I have like
a rash around my eyes.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Out broken around Yeah, I'll explain what those are in
just a second. But I released a new song.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
If you don't know, I do music now too. You
can just look me up on wherever you get music,
just type in my name. But I got a new
song that came out on Monday. Yeah, liking it. It's
called Go Down Moses. Here's a clip of it. Down
Down Moses, way way downs. Get it wherever you get music,
just type in my name. Very exciting, yay. But other
(07:30):
than that this week, yeah, I had an incident the
other day, and I'm surprised that nobody said anything because
when I came into work it was really bad.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
There was stuff around my eyes.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
So it's like a it looks like a rash, but
really it's like broken blood vessels and everything else.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
If I'm being honest, I get scared to like ask
you a question.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
It was bright red one morning and I was like, man,
I wonder if anybody's gonna ask me about it?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Nobody did so happen?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Anyway? Have you ever heard of wim Hoff breathing before night.
So I was at the gym. I go to the
gym every morning before the show, and I was doing
cardio and I decided to do whim Hoff breathing, which,
if you don't know what that is, it's a form
of breathwork where you essentially hyperventilate.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
What.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Yeah, you were hyperventilating for fun?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yes? Why doing cardio while doing cardio?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
It doesn't sound smart.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I've done it lightly before when I was doing light cardio,
but I was actually doing hard cardio and I'm like,
I'm gonna try this right now.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And at some point.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I literally started coughing so bad and my eyes felt
like they're gonna burst out of my head.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And I was at the gym and I'm like holding
my nose like people.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
There's a few other people in there, and they must
have looked at me like I.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Was a maniac.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I had to jump off and I was like, oh,
And then I went in the bathroom and I looked
at the bathroom and like all the blood vessels under
my eyes were broken.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Can you imagine seeing that he gets suffocating himself on
a treadmill.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, So I'm like, wow, Yeah, don't don't try that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
If if don't try it on a treadmill. Okay, Oh
my gosh, wait wait I think so. I felt great.
I felt great after my eyes.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Were still here and there. We need to contact the gym.
I'm sorry. I want to put it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It was like, well, I did that, I shouldn't have
done that.
Back again.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Your heart is true, You're pal and com down, ready
invited everyone.
Speaker 3 (00:16):
And pull off the mic just a little you the
biggest gift would be from me, and the cord attached
would say.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
Every iconic show has their wacky cast of characters, and
the Jubil Show is no different.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Why it's the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Nina Hi.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
And then there's everybody's younger sister, Victoria Ramirez. And who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who periodically pokes her
her head through our window to ask if her petaguana, Crispin,
can smell our toaster while it's running because it helps
him channel his interdimensional frequencies. Our social media producer Gabby.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
He does like his.
Speaker 5 (00:55):
Toast crispy Wow.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Also our producer Brad, he's a dad. Hey there. And
then there's me.
Speaker 4 (01:01):
I'm Jebel and this is the Jebil Show and this
is the time of week where we check in, what's
going with what?
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I can't speak?
Speaker 4 (01:06):
And this is the time of week where we check
in and see what's going on in our lives.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Yes, Nina, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 6 (01:12):
Get you a doctor that hypes your house. I am
telling you it is a game changer. So I had
to get a new doctor because my doctor left the practice,
and I had to go in for my women's wellness
exam because like how you called that, that's what it's called. Oh,
and I stay on top of it. But you need
to have one of those. You are of age to
have one of those. Every five years.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
You're supposed to have one of those.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
You have had one of those recently.
Speaker 4 (01:37):
You're saying that you had to go into the doctor,
and we had a whole conversation.
Speaker 7 (01:40):
Yeah, but then you called it differently, the one I like.
I like calling it that versus saying like, guys, I
went to my guy to colleges, like I wrote, it
sounds okay, Well.
Speaker 8 (01:50):
You're right, it does sound awful.
Speaker 5 (01:52):
Women's wellness exam.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
That sounds way better.
Speaker 5 (01:57):
But this doctor was.
Speaker 6 (01:58):
So cool because she's talking to me through the whole thing,
and then she's like looking in my ears and she's like,
oh my gosh, your ears are perfect, just perfect. I
can see the bones, there's no wax build up. And
I'm like, tell me more girls, and then she's like
pushing on my stomach and she's like, yes, all of
your organs are in place, and I'm like, oh, it
(02:21):
was so cool. And then she was real quick with
the other part and she's like, got great samples. We're
just great. This is gonna You're so healthy. And I'm like, oh,
I tell me more.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
I'm gonna come back next.
Speaker 6 (02:31):
Time to be told I'm making good choices because my
ears are clean.
Speaker 5 (02:36):
It's really do.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Something special with your ears.
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Yeah, use Q tips like a normal human. That's what
I do.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
My doctor tard hoy that I've never had a doctor
hype me so well, and I didn't realize how necessary
it is for me to keep up with my health now,
Like it's just it feels good to.
Speaker 5 (02:52):
Know that you're doing something, like you're doing a good job.
You know, tells me I'm doing a good job.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Yeah, how does this doctor give bad news? I know?
Right the opposite.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
I was kind of disappointed that my organs were in place,
because you know what that means. WHOA, all right, they
haven't been rearranged in a while.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Okay, all right, Victoria, what's up with you this week?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Then we move on, get out of this Victoria.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Victoria.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
Something I was talking to my mom last Wow, that's.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
How you choose to throw us some life best?
Speaker 5 (03:40):
What did your mom say? We love Patty? Something out
about my brother that I'm very confused by. And every
time I talk to.
Speaker 7 (03:49):
My mom on the phone, she always has to, you know,
give me the cheese men, which is like the yes,
the tea, thank you, And so it's always like a
twenty question questions game with her.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
She's like, have you called your brother?
Speaker 5 (03:59):
And I'm like which He's like, what do you mean
which one?
Speaker 7 (04:01):
I'm like, Mom, about ninety nine percent sure you popped
two brothers out of you.
Speaker 5 (04:05):
Like, what do you mean there is one or the other?
Her organs have been rached?
Speaker 6 (04:11):
Okay, I go back no, And so then it turns
out it's about.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
My really sorry older brother and who the teacher? And
he also coaches sports, and I was like, oh cool,
like that's dope, and she's like yeah, and I'm like, Mom,
but like, what sport does he does he coach?
Speaker 5 (04:31):
Like what's going on right now?
Speaker 7 (04:33):
This boy coaches two sports he has never played in
his life.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Soccer picked up at tennis racket and.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
The only time he was kicking a soccer ball is
to aim at my head, like.
Speaker 6 (04:46):
I see a coach of these two sports.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
Listen, if you can dream it, you can't achieve it.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, they are not.
Speaker 7 (04:53):
I was like, well, are they doing good? She was,
They're doing great, sweetheart. I'm like, so they're winning games.
She goes, well, know what he's doing great.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
I was like, oh, I'm not the same.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
He needs to be able to coach them that There
are no prerequisites for coaches. Look, it's our social media producer,
Gabby stopping buy Gabby with some of you this week.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
I need your guys's advice on something. I'm ninety percent
sure that I'm getting scammed. Oh okay, And I don't
know if I should just block them or if I
should try.
Speaker 5 (05:20):
To mess with them?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
What is it?
Speaker 5 (05:22):
Mess with them?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So?
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Should I mess with them? Yes?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
What is it?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
What should I do?
Speaker 5 (05:26):
They say they're a debt collector? Gabby? Is it a
text message? Yeah, it's a text message.
Speaker 9 (05:32):
And but my roommate's also getting it, and I looked
it up and I'm pretty sure it's a scam.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
Why would a debt you have any debts? I have
like student debt, but I pay it.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
No, I pay it, So this is a scam.
Speaker 9 (05:44):
Yeah, I have other debt and now they're sending me
stuff like we're gonna come take your car.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
You need to tell them to come take it that way.
You're like, man, I've been way of trying to get
this car off my hands. Anyways, Wait, didn't you just
recently buy a car?
Speaker 2 (05:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Yeah, so this they got your information and.
Speaker 9 (06:00):
They're just exactly there, even it's from the wrong state.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
So like, how should I mess with you? What I
want to know?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
You should let Jewbill do it.
Speaker 4 (06:07):
Yeah, Jel, don't let me deal with any kind of
bill collector because I've got my car repode a few
times now.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
If they're fake, they'll probably somehow. I mean to say that.
Speaker 4 (06:20):
I'm so sorry it was up with you this week.
Speaker 8 (06:24):
Well, I had my first, uh and last cooking class
last weekend. I really want to learn how to cook,
but it's not going very well.
Speaker 5 (06:31):
I'm waiting for it. What you guys, Okay?
Speaker 8 (06:35):
I just want to learn how to cook like a chef.
I want to be a chef, but not actually go
through school and to be a chef. So I take
a cooking class, but they kicked me out because I
spilled the beans.
Speaker 5 (06:43):
Wow, thank you very much. What's going on with you?
Speaker 6 (06:48):
Jewel.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Exciting week for me.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
Also, have you guys noticed like that I have like
a rash around my eyes.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
Out broken around Yeah, I'll explain what those are in
just a second. But I released a new song.
Speaker 4 (07:06):
If you don't know, I do music now too. You
can just look me up on wherever you get music,
just type in my name. But I got a new
song that came out on Monday. Yeah, liking it. It's
called Go Down Moses. Here's a clip of it. Down
Down Moses, way way downs. Get it wherever you get music,
just type in my name. Very exciting, yay. But other
(07:30):
than that this week, yeah, I had an incident the
other day, and I'm surprised that nobody said anything because
when I came into work it was really bad.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
There was stuff around my eyes.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
So it's like a it looks like a rash, but
really it's like broken blood vessels and everything else.
Speaker 7 (07:46):
If I'm being honest, I get scared to like ask
you a question.
Speaker 4 (07:48):
It was bright red one morning and I was like, man,
I wonder if anybody's gonna ask me about it?
Speaker 1 (07:51):
Nobody did so happen?
Speaker 4 (07:53):
Anyway? Have you ever heard of wim Hoff breathing before night.
So I was at the gym. I go to the
gym every morning before the show, and I was doing
cardio and I decided to do whim Hoff breathing, which,
if you don't know what that is, it's a form
of breathwork where you essentially hyperventilate.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
What.
Speaker 7 (08:11):
Yeah, you were hyperventilating for fun?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yes? Why doing cardio while doing cardio?
Speaker 5 (08:18):
It doesn't sound smart.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
I've done it lightly before when I was doing light cardio,
but I was actually doing hard cardio and I'm like,
I'm gonna try this right now.
Speaker 1 (08:27):
And at some point.
Speaker 4 (08:29):
I literally started coughing so bad and my eyes felt
like they're gonna burst out of my head.
Speaker 1 (08:35):
And I was at the gym and I'm like holding
my nose like people.
Speaker 4 (08:38):
There's a few other people in there, and they must
have looked at me like I.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Was a maniac.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
I had to jump off and I was like, oh,
And then I went in the bathroom and I looked
at the bathroom and like all the blood vessels under
my eyes were broken.
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Can you imagine seeing that he gets suffocating himself on
a treadmill.
Speaker 4 (08:56):
Yeah, So I'm like, wow, Yeah, don't don't try that.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
If if don't try it on a treadmill. Okay, Oh
my gosh, wait wait I think so. I felt great.
I felt great after my eyes.
Speaker 5 (09:08):
Were still here and there. We need to contact the gym.
I'm sorry. I want to put it.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
It was like, well, I did that, I shouldn't have
done that.
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