BONUS - Drunk Shopping, Sleep Secrets, and the To Catch a Cheater Blowup

From drunk Amazon hauls to secret sleep hacks—this episode of The Jubal Show has it all. Nina exposes Victoria’s dangerous (but hilarious) habit of buying everything when she’s tipsy, and Brad claims victory with a shocking sleep cycle fact that might just change your morning routine.

Plus, the entire crew weighs in on the wildest To Catch a Cheater saga yet—where a girlfriend thought her man was faithful, until a wife called in right after the segment aired. And yes, there’s a bearded dragon named Keith reenacting Titanic scenes with floss.

🔗 Catch the live reactions and full story on our socials and podcast feed at TheJubalShow.com.

 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is a dope.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
Again, your heart is true, your pal and invited everyone
a little scene. The biggest gift would be from me,
and the car detached would say thank you. Every iconic

(00:29):
show has their wacky cast of characters, and the Jewbel
Show is no different. Why it's the Jewel Show with
your drunk and Nina Hi. And then there's everybody's younger sister,
Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who could forget the quirky neighbor
kid who lives next door and climbs onto the porch
every once in a while to ask if her bearded
dragon Keith can re enact Titanic scenes using raisins and
dental floss. Our social media producer Gabby. And then there's

(00:54):
our producer Brad. He's a dad. Hey there, Peanut, And
there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the Jewel Show.
And this is a time a week where we check
in and see what's going on in our lives.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Son, you know what's up with you this week?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
So I had a little outing with my littles, and
there are two littles I never asked for, but Gabby
in Victoria.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
It's like even know you were pregnant I was in
Big Brothers, Big Sister, I kinda kind of Big Sisters program,
you know, Gabby in Victoria.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
But I learned something about Victoria on this trip. I'm
so scared.

Speaker 4 (01:27):
What is?

Speaker 1 (01:28):
What did?

Speaker 3 (01:29):
We learned a lot about you. But one of the
things is that when she's drunk, she'll buy anything. Oh
that's true.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
So yeah, she does talk about buying things on Amazon
a lot when you control.

Speaker 4 (01:36):
Well, she really does.

Speaker 3 (01:37):
We went into this store to get some gelato and
they had like all these chocolate options and candy options,
and Victoria was like, you want orange slices, got them?
You want these gummy bears that are chocolate covered, got them.

Speaker 1 (01:48):
You gotta get that behavior under control before he gets
out of control. It was not the same way. I'll
buy anything when I'm drying.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
I know.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Morning I woken up and been like they said that
bottle of shots was two hundred dollars a shot.

Speaker 4 (01:59):
And I bought how many?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
How many bottles? I'm going to go back to bed.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
I want to hang out morning like it looks more
fun and everything looks so tasty.

Speaker 4 (02:10):
I was like, yeah, I.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Mean it was a great time, and she just said yes.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
So if you ever want to get anything out of Victoria,
give her a couple of drinks and then whoa. I mean,
I'm not sure that might actually work.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Careful now, Victoria was up with you this week.

Speaker 5 (02:29):
This is the only time I will say this, so
I hope he enjoys it. But Brad may have been
right about something guy and I know surprising. So this
morning I woke up. The thing is, Brad told me
the other day that everyone's sleep cycle is only an
hour and a half, like, without even knowing it, our
body will wake up within an hour and a half.

Speaker 4 (02:48):
I didn't fully believe him to be honest.

Speaker 5 (02:49):
But this morning I woke up early because my cat
woke me up, and she woke me up because she
was hungry, an hour and a half before I was
supposed to wake up, and I went back to bed.
But I guess my alarm turned off because I went
on my phone after that.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Where's Brad right?

Speaker 4 (03:05):
Well, I missed my alarm.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
My alarm didn't go off at all because I had
already gotten on my phone, and I woke up exactly
an hour and a half after I had like woken up.

Speaker 1 (03:15):
That makes sense, so our.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
Sleep cycles are ninety minutes long like Victoria's woke her up,
I don't happen at a ninety minute mark, she woke up,
handled the cat thing, messed around on her phone. Because
she has no self control, she laid back down, and
she woke up exactly ninety minutes later without an alarm.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Because our sleep cycles are only ninety minutes long.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
I actually think late because of that. But thank you
for reefing Why.

Speaker 6 (03:38):
It's not my fault you went to bed late, but
I am correct about the ninety minutes.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Yeah, yeah, that's pretty much where I got.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
Also, is that why you are late most of the time,
Because you wake up the first thing you do is
get on your phone.

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, I didn't mean to get on my phone.

Speaker 5 (03:49):
Her feeders on automatic cat feeder.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
You do always get on your phone, though, I don't
know why you're dancing around that.

Speaker 1 (03:55):
Just say yes, it's true.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
But this time wasn't my fault. It was hers that
made me late late this morning. Oh look, Oh yeah,
you saved by the bell.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's our social media. Pretty ser Gabby stop him by
Gabby with.

Speaker 7 (04:06):
Somebody This week, I'm having a really hard time focusing
today just because the drama is really juicy and I
just wanted to let everyone know that the to Catch
a Cheaters live reactions are up on the Jubil Show socials.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
You see them. It's insane.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah, this is to Catch a Cheater that we did.
It's turned into an all week thing. But if you
haven't heard the to Catch a Cheater from this week,
we did one earlier in the week where this girlfriend
wanted to catch her boyfriend cheating.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
We called him, he sounded like he wasn't cheating. They
ended it with I love you.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
And then right after we hung up with her, somebody
called in and said, I'm his wife. I recognize that voice,
and we got the two of them on the phone
together and it turns out it's his wife. But also
go check out and get caught up. Oh yeah on
the podcast.

Speaker 6 (04:55):
At the Jewel Show dot com, podcast social everywhere, people
are losing their minds.

Speaker 4 (05:00):
But now I feel like I have.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
This producer was up with you.

Speaker 6 (05:04):
I've been on the hunt for a good pair of shoes,
Like I don't really like to tie my shoes. I
really just want to like slip into my shoes. I'm
the laziest person when it comes to tying shoes. So
I started with looking around for like shoelaces that would
like tie themselves, which I guess doesn't really exist. And
if you know that it does, please text us or
let us know. And so I got a pair of
Velcrow shoes. Never buy shoes with Velcrow why? So total

(05:27):
rip off.

Speaker 4 (05:28):
There, it is.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
Yeah, a long setup. It was like when when is it?
I know, it's like, I know it's coming at some point,
But what's going on with you? What's going on with me?
Is I think I might be an insomniac?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Really?

Speaker 1 (05:44):
Yea, I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 (05:45):
Just finding this out.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Well, I've always had I've always had weird sleep issues,
and you know, I've always gotten up really early because
I like to get up really early and do things
before I head out the door. But now it's getting
really early. Yeah, you accomplished so much. I was up
at twelve forty five this morn. I could not go
back to bed. And it's not even like my mind's racing.
I just can't go back to bed. My allergy has
been waking up in the middle of the night and

(06:06):
then I can't go back to sleep. So I've been
up since swell forty five.

Speaker 1 (06:09):
But it's kind of cool. Like I feel great.

Speaker 2 (06:12):
That's the thing that wears me out is I'll be
upset about being up early, and I'll feel like I
shouldn't be up early, but I have so much energy,
so I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 5 (06:20):
Then he's gonna end up crashing later when I need
to get a hold of him for something and be like,
do you but where are you at?

Speaker 2 (06:25):
He's sorry, Man, my school schedules like this. I wake
up at like one two in the morning, and then
three days later I'll pass out at like six o'clock,
and then I'll wake up the next morning at.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Like three four.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, I was up at twelve forty five. I meditated
in the sona for an hour. Then I went to
the gym and I did cardio for forty five minutes,
and I stretched forty five minutes, and I did a
weight workout for forty five yeues Bro Energy right now,
Never for that anyway, I think you took anybody wants
to work out at twell forty five in the morning.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
No, I mean no,