July 14, 2025 • 6 mins
You might be breaking the law and not even know it! From illegal bear wrestling in Alabama to vampire bans in Louisiana, we break down the weirdest and most hilarious laws across all 50 states. Discover which oddball rule your state enforces—no kissing on Sundays or honking near sandwich shops? Tune in now for a laugh-filled legal tour of America’s strangest statutes.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You might be a criminal and not even know it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's the show.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Think about your morning for a second. Did you crime
it up or what? Well? If you said yes, then
you're probably a criminal and aware of the criming that
you do on a daily basis. But if you said no,
you're probably still a criminal, but unaware of all the
weird laws that your state has. I say that because
a list of the absolute weirdest laws that each state
has been released that each state has has been released,
and we'll go over next so you can see if
(00:25):
you already should put behind be put behind bars today.
There's also the fact that they're super weird, and that's
always fun.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I love these warning.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
If you have a couple missiles laying around that you're
just anxious to get rid of, do not, and I repeat,
do not throw them at a car in Colorado. What
because if you do, you could end up behind bars.
That's a weird law that is actually on the books
in Colorado. You can't throw missiles at a car. For ruh.
(00:57):
There's no explanation as to why that's on the book.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Somebody did it. Somebody did it, somebody did it.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I got two missiles with me at all times, Jerry
and lawl are right here.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Wow my muscles. Yeah, no, not the same.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And that's just the start of the weird laws, because
there's a list going viral of the absolute weirdest laws
that each state has, and we'll go over it now
so you can make sure you don't break any laws today,
especially if you got a couple extra missiles laying around.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Somebody had some war museum missiles and they were mad
at their neighbor for not trimming their head just properly,
and threw them at their car.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's what happens.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's exactly what happened. And they were the president of
the h If you're in Alabama, no bear wrestling. You
cannot wrestle a bear legally in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Why would you want to wrestle a bear.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Just to see if you could do it? I mean,
I'm going to see the allure.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Especially one of the baby ones.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, oh I got the baby the O the momp
is like around somewhere. If that happens in Mobile, Alabama,
it's unlawful to promote or otherwise be involved with bear
wrestling matches. You know that include selling tickets to bear
wrestling matches and or training to be a bear wrestler.
You can't even train me. Wow, you can even train
to be a bear wrestler. If you're a mobile, I
help them.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You shouldn't because you can't wrestle a bear anyways, there's
like that, just common sense people.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You're not gonna win.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
No, you can.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Because somebody had a whole operation going on wrestling bears
and they were like, you can't be doing this.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Mabody and Mobile was making some money off of bear
wrestling matches. If you're in Arizona, it's illegal to hunt camels.
I didn't know camels were all over the place in Arizona,
but apparently they are.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
As someone who went to high school and college in Arizona,
I can promise.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You there aren't any camels. I never saw any camels.
It's because of that they hunted them all out.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Apparently, before the Civil War, the US Army experimented with
camels in the Arizona Desert.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh before I.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Gave up on the of the project, the remaining camels
were set free and they're still there.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Really, I've never seen one in my life.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
No. I grew up for a little while in Arizona.
For a few years when I was younger, we never
saw any camels running around.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I would have loved that.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Game.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Now, who can go on down.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
In Arkansas? No honking your horn in front of a
sandwich shop? What Little Rock, Arkansas says after nine pm?
It's illegal to honk your horn in front of a
sandwich shop.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I mean, maybe they're clothes.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Also, why does that need to.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Be a lot? No, it's a magical place, first of all.
Second of all, I think there is probably a sandwich
shop that is unliked by its friends and neighbors.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Uh, and they probably got hassled.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
We're going over a list of the weirdest laws that
states have in this country. In Connecticut, it's illegal to
kiss on a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, it is kiss on a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
If you live in Hartford, Connecticut, avoid kissing. Onse. It's
illegal for a man to kiss his wife on a
Sunday in Hartford, Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That is the Lord's Day.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm assuming there's probably a lot of wives that take
advantage of that though. It's like, sorry, it's a Sunday.
It's not that I'm not in the mood. It's just
like I like to respect the laws.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That we have in fact, it's the only day I
am in the mood.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So I'm so in the mood. I want you so bad.
But also we can't because it's the law.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Sorry, buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, in Delaware, it's illegal to trick or treat on
a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Wait, but what if Halloween falls on a Sunday, it's
still illegal Halloween or not, it says.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
What Yep, that's messed up.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
If you're in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware wherever, that is, if
Halloween falls on a Sunday, they reschedule it for the
day before or after.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
These last two or thirteen colonies energy yeah, and it's
crazy they still keep this up.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's the thing about our system is like why do
we keep these laws around and to enforce them.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well, it's funny because I don't know if you know this,
but no law at the federal level can exist for
more than ten years. They have to be renewed. That yeah,
but states they'll just keep stuff. Yeah, from sixteen hundred
before they were in state.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
They just it's because our forefathers have you know what,
Our forefathers lived a whole different life and also some
of them are kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, and all of them kiss on Sundays.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, even if they were telling you not to. Those
dues are kissing.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
On a Sunday, for sure, that's what those meetings were.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
In Georgia, it's illegal to swear around a human corpse.
Oh well, I guess they get offended. I don't know, yeah,
about what happened, you're textful. In Illinois, there's no wearing
any saggy pants Lynnwood, Illinois. Saggy pants have been band
(05:50):
since two thousand and eight. The city ordinance issues fines
raging from thirty five dollars to seven hundred and fifty
dollars for pants that show more than three inches of underwear.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It's more than the pants, more than three inches of underwear,
we'll pick your pants up.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
That that's the first law on here.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'm like, I think I know what that's about.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And that's not cool.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And here there's another weird law that we have here
in America for some reason. Well, I guess it's good
probably that we have this in Louisiana. But Louisiana, it
is illegal to be a vampire.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Necessary law. Necessary law.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Louisiana's legislature finds it necessary for the immediate preservation of
the public peace, health, moral safety and welfare, for the
support of the state government and its existing public institutions. Therefore,
it has banned being a vampire.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
True blood it takes place there. This is a smart law.
Should on this list.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh yeah, true blood does take place there.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah,
You might be a criminal and not even know it.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
It's the show.
Speaker 1 (00:04):
Think about your morning for a second. Did you crime
it up or what? Well? If you said yes, then
you're probably a criminal and aware of the criming that
you do on a daily basis. But if you said no,
you're probably still a criminal, but unaware of all the
weird laws that your state has. I say that because
a list of the absolute weirdest laws that each state
has been released that each state has has been released,
and we'll go over next so you can see if
(00:25):
you already should put behind be put behind bars today.
There's also the fact that they're super weird, and that's
always fun.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I love these warning.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
If you have a couple missiles laying around that you're
just anxious to get rid of, do not, and I repeat,
do not throw them at a car in Colorado. What
because if you do, you could end up behind bars.
That's a weird law that is actually on the books
in Colorado. You can't throw missiles at a car. For ruh.
(00:57):
There's no explanation as to why that's on the book.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Somebody did it. Somebody did it, somebody did it.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I got two missiles with me at all times, Jerry
and lawl are right here.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Wow my muscles. Yeah, no, not the same.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
And that's just the start of the weird laws, because
there's a list going viral of the absolute weirdest laws
that each state has, and we'll go over it now
so you can make sure you don't break any laws today,
especially if you got a couple extra missiles laying around.
Speaker 3 (01:23):
Somebody had some war museum missiles and they were mad
at their neighbor for not trimming their head just properly,
and threw them at their car.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
That's what happens.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
That's exactly what happened. And they were the president of
the h If you're in Alabama, no bear wrestling. You
cannot wrestle a bear legally in Alabama.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Why would you want to wrestle a bear.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
Just to see if you could do it? I mean,
I'm going to see the allure.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
Especially one of the baby ones.
Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah, oh I got the baby the O the momp
is like around somewhere. If that happens in Mobile, Alabama,
it's unlawful to promote or otherwise be involved with bear
wrestling matches. You know that include selling tickets to bear
wrestling matches and or training to be a bear wrestler.
You can't even train me. Wow, you can even train
to be a bear wrestler. If you're a mobile, I
help them.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
You shouldn't because you can't wrestle a bear anyways, there's
like that, just common sense people.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
You're not gonna win.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
No, you can.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Because somebody had a whole operation going on wrestling bears
and they were like, you can't be doing this.
Speaker 1 (02:22):
Mabody and Mobile was making some money off of bear
wrestling matches. If you're in Arizona, it's illegal to hunt camels.
I didn't know camels were all over the place in Arizona,
but apparently they are.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
As someone who went to high school and college in Arizona,
I can promise.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
You there aren't any camels. I never saw any camels.
It's because of that they hunted them all out.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Apparently, before the Civil War, the US Army experimented with
camels in the Arizona Desert.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Oh before I.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Gave up on the of the project, the remaining camels
were set free and they're still there.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Really, I've never seen one in my life.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
No. I grew up for a little while in Arizona.
For a few years when I was younger, we never
saw any camels running around.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
I would have loved that.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Game.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Now, who can go on down.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
In Arkansas? No honking your horn in front of a
sandwich shop? What Little Rock, Arkansas says after nine pm?
It's illegal to honk your horn in front of a
sandwich shop.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
I mean, maybe they're clothes.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Why?
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Also, why does that need to.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Be a lot? No, it's a magical place, first of all.
Second of all, I think there is probably a sandwich
shop that is unliked by its friends and neighbors.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Uh, and they probably got hassled.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
We're going over a list of the weirdest laws that
states have in this country. In Connecticut, it's illegal to
kiss on a Sunday.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
Yeah, it is kiss on a Sunday.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
If you live in Hartford, Connecticut, avoid kissing. Onse. It's
illegal for a man to kiss his wife on a
Sunday in Hartford, Connecticut.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That is the Lord's Day.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I'm assuming there's probably a lot of wives that take
advantage of that though. It's like, sorry, it's a Sunday.
It's not that I'm not in the mood. It's just
like I like to respect the laws.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
That we have in fact, it's the only day I
am in the mood.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
So I'm so in the mood. I want you so bad.
But also we can't because it's the law.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
Sorry, buddy.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, in Delaware, it's illegal to trick or treat on
a Sunday.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Wait, but what if Halloween falls on a Sunday, it's
still illegal Halloween or not, it says.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
What Yep, that's messed up.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
If you're in Rehoboth Beach, Delaware wherever, that is, if
Halloween falls on a Sunday, they reschedule it for the
day before or after.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
These last two or thirteen colonies energy yeah, and it's
crazy they still keep this up.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
That's the thing about our system is like why do
we keep these laws around and to enforce them.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Well, it's funny because I don't know if you know this,
but no law at the federal level can exist for
more than ten years. They have to be renewed. That yeah,
but states they'll just keep stuff. Yeah, from sixteen hundred
before they were in state.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
They just it's because our forefathers have you know what,
Our forefathers lived a whole different life and also some
of them are kind of weird.
Speaker 2 (05:20):
Yeah, and all of them kiss on Sundays.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
Yeah, even if they were telling you not to. Those
dues are kissing.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
On a Sunday, for sure, that's what those meetings were.
Speaker 1 (05:28):
In Georgia, it's illegal to swear around a human corpse.
Oh well, I guess they get offended. I don't know, yeah,
about what happened, you're textful. In Illinois, there's no wearing
any saggy pants Lynnwood, Illinois. Saggy pants have been band
(05:50):
since two thousand and eight. The city ordinance issues fines
raging from thirty five dollars to seven hundred and fifty
dollars for pants that show more than three inches of underwear.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
It's more than the pants, more than three inches of underwear,
we'll pick your pants up.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
That that's the first law on here.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
I'm like, I think I know what that's about.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
And that's not cool.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And here there's another weird law that we have here
in America for some reason. Well, I guess it's good
probably that we have this in Louisiana. But Louisiana, it
is illegal to be a vampire.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Necessary law. Necessary law.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Louisiana's legislature finds it necessary for the immediate preservation of
the public peace, health, moral safety and welfare, for the
support of the state government and its existing public institutions. Therefore,
it has banned being a vampire.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
True blood it takes place there. This is a smart law.
Should on this list.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
Oh yeah, true blood does take place there.
Speaker 3 (06:47):
Yeah,
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