August 27, 2025 • 7 mins
From a wild attempt at flirting with a Lamborghini driver to an accidental neighbor peep show, things get unhinged fast on The Jubal Show. Add in a stranded Facebook Marketplace jet ski and a bathroom lock-in that proves history really does repeat itself—and you’ve got a week’s worth of hilarious chaos you don’t want to miss. Tune in for stories that will make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even take notes for your own life hacks.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I got three shots of lemon cello, a chocolate shot,
and a free glass of wine. Whoa all because I'm
sitting there crying at the bar. Good move.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I gotta try that, I mean yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Because people don't know what to do when they see
people crying in the wild.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Just some simple life acts you learn from the Jebel Show.
What will learned this week? You find out when we
check in with the show and see what's up been
humping our lives right after this, it's a jubile show.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
This is a dope check, your heart is true, your
pell and then.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Invited everyone just a little.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The biggest gift would be from me and the cor
detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different. Why
it's a Jewel show with your drunk and Nina Hi,
and then there's everybody's younger Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who
(01:02):
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our
window from time to time to ask if her iguana
ziggy Zalia can borrow three ctips because she's trying to
teach him how to juggle. Our social media producer, Gabby hey,
and then there's me.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I'm Jewel and this is the Jewbil Show and this
is the time of week where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's
up with you this week?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
My friend is the best wing woman ever. Let me
paint the picture. We are in a parking lot with
her kids in my back seat. She's in my front seat.
We just pulled up because we're gonna go take the
kids to the pool. We pull up next to this
beautiful Lamborghini of a car and I'm just checking out
the car, and all of a sudden, these two dudes
start walking towards the car. One's got his little swaggy
(01:44):
sneakers on and he's looking all cute and he gets
in the driver's seat and I'm just kind of sitting
in my chair like what in the world. So my
friend takes it upon herself. I didn't even ask her
to do this. She starts choking. She's not really choking,
but she's faking ching.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
She opens the door of my car. She's choking, and
she falls onto the parking lot. Meanwhile, her kids don't
realize that she's sneaking. Like so her kids are in
my back seat screaming. She's in the front falling out
of my car. I know exactly what's happening. So then
there's me sitting there just with a big leg plaster smile,
(02:20):
throwing my hair back, not even moving, just looking over.
The guy in the Lamborghini.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Don't mind her. I'm the one who need mouth smile.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
She's on the floor of this parking lot. Nath did
you do it?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Did you talk to them?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Did you help her?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I would have thought that was real. I would have
been like, girl, what are you doing? Well? Right before
she did it, she goes watch this, oh, and then
she starts choking and falls out of my car. I
was so distracted in that moment from the kids screaming,
her having one leg up still inside of the car
and the rest of her body's laying the parking lot floor,
and the Lamborghini guy rolls down his window. He just
looks over and he's like okay. And I was just
(03:04):
sitting there in shock, like, oh, just happen. It's a
good friend though, she's a really good friend.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Also, you don't want anything to do with that.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
He saw a mom choking and was like, oh, mypart.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, you're right, you're right, right, whatever, I got things
to do joking about that. It's just a statue with
a smile on my face, like Victoria was up with
you this week. Guys, I think I've been flashing my
neighbors and flashing your neighbors.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah for for ree.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm also and kind of my feelings hurt because I
only noticed this. They started putting a like paper on
their windows or like patting, like to not to see you.
And I am my little heart because I'm like, you're
not like what you see exactly. But then I'm also.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Like, are you walking around with the windows like nude,
with the windows up, just letting everything blast out there
for the world.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well, I like sunlight and I like the natural light
to come again my apartment.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
But also I never see anyone through these windows, so
I'm like, I I don't think they like what they see.
And I'm like, guys, like, at least give me in
a little notes like you look great, but we don't
want to see that every day.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
We're just there.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But I don't you should go knock on their door.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing. You're like, hey, a
trench coat on and just open it up. You can't
hide me.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh look, it's social media. Were gabby stopping by? What
some of you this?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You guys?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
The jet ski saga continues. My husband and I pulled
up to the boat dock randomly, and our friends happened
to be out on a new jet ski that he
got from Facebook marketplace because that first one, because the
first one didn't start. And there's three of them on
this jet ski.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
By the way, Yeah they all fit.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I don't know, that's a questionable.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
I don't think they fit. And so they're out in
the middle of the lake just like floating around. The
boats are like trying to get around them at the
boat off. They don't have an emergency paddle, so they're
just stranded. They stopped working again, and then they got
it to start. They ended up going super far. Hey,
(05:31):
and then they called my husband at like eight pm
it's starting to get dark down and they say, hey.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It wants to start because he has a little boat.
So you can tell them.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
What's up with you tube.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well, I just want to remind everybody that if you
don't learn your lessons from things, then history repeats itself.
So make sure you learn your lessons so something doesn't
happen to you over and over and over again like
it did to me the other day. I guess about
the time I was in fourth grade and I got
locked in the bathroom for hours. Yeah, I was in
fourth grade and I went to the bathroom. And then
(06:08):
it was after school and they were locking up the
bathrooms and the janitor came in. He was like, anybody
in here, But I was like, you know, in fourth grade,
and I didn't want him to know that I was
going to the bathroom, so I was quiet. I was
just like, I didn't say a word. Then he I
hear the door close, lights go off, and then I
was literally in the bathroom for probably three hours until
finally somebody walked by. I was by the little cracks
(06:29):
in the bottom bach, just like anybody would have walked
by and be like hey, you know, And they finally
got me and got me out of there. But over
the weekend I was in the public bathroom again, same
thing happened. Some dude comes in and he's like, anybody
in here, and I tried, I gave a little a
little cough, you know, just didn't hear it closed.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
The door.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Two hours later, I finally was able to get somebody's
attention to get out of the bathroom. It wasn't working
in there. I didn't have reception where I was. That
was the other thing too. I didn't ever sapt Also,
I didn't even really think to call anybody.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I was there.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'd be like, you would end up just going on
your phone looking at me somewhere rather than day.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It was kind of nice. I mean, I was like,
I guess I'll just chill here for a little bit.
It's peaceful, you know, it's quiet. Yeah,
I got three shots of lemon cello, a chocolate shot,
and a free glass of wine. Whoa all because I'm
sitting there crying at the bar. Good move.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
I gotta try that, I mean yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:08):
Because people don't know what to do when they see
people crying in the wild.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Just some simple life acts you learn from the Jebel Show.
What will learned this week? You find out when we
check in with the show and see what's up been
humping our lives right after this, it's a jubile show.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
This is a dope check, your heart is true, your
pell and then.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
Invited everyone just a little.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
The biggest gift would be from me and the cor
detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jewel Show is no different. Why
it's a Jewel show with your drunk and Nina Hi,
and then there's everybody's younger Victoria Ramirez Hi. And who
(01:02):
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who peers through our
window from time to time to ask if her iguana
ziggy Zalia can borrow three ctips because she's trying to
teach him how to juggle. Our social media producer, Gabby hey,
and then there's me.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I'm Jewel and this is the Jewbil Show and this
is the time of week where we check in and
see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina, what's
up with you this week?
Speaker 1 (01:24):
My friend is the best wing woman ever. Let me
paint the picture. We are in a parking lot with
her kids in my back seat. She's in my front seat.
We just pulled up because we're gonna go take the
kids to the pool. We pull up next to this
beautiful Lamborghini of a car and I'm just checking out
the car, and all of a sudden, these two dudes
start walking towards the car. One's got his little swaggy
(01:44):
sneakers on and he's looking all cute and he gets
in the driver's seat and I'm just kind of sitting
in my chair like what in the world. So my
friend takes it upon herself. I didn't even ask her
to do this. She starts choking. She's not really choking,
but she's faking ching.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:59):
She opens the door of my car. She's choking, and
she falls onto the parking lot. Meanwhile, her kids don't
realize that she's sneaking. Like so her kids are in
my back seat screaming. She's in the front falling out
of my car. I know exactly what's happening. So then
there's me sitting there just with a big leg plaster smile,
(02:20):
throwing my hair back, not even moving, just looking over.
The guy in the Lamborghini.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Don't mind her. I'm the one who need mouth smile.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
She's on the floor of this parking lot. Nath did
you do it?
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Did you talk to them?
Speaker 4 (02:39):
Did you help her?
Speaker 1 (02:41):
I would have thought that was real. I would have
been like, girl, what are you doing? Well? Right before
she did it, she goes watch this, oh, and then
she starts choking and falls out of my car. I
was so distracted in that moment from the kids screaming,
her having one leg up still inside of the car
and the rest of her body's laying the parking lot floor,
and the Lamborghini guy rolls down his window. He just
looks over and he's like okay. And I was just
(03:04):
sitting there in shock, like, oh, just happen. It's a
good friend though, she's a really good friend.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Also, you don't want anything to do with that.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
He saw a mom choking and was like, oh, mypart.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Okay, you're right, you're right, right, whatever, I got things
to do joking about that. It's just a statue with
a smile on my face, like Victoria was up with
you this week. Guys, I think I've been flashing my
neighbors and flashing your neighbors.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Yeah for for ree.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I'm also and kind of my feelings hurt because I
only noticed this. They started putting a like paper on
their windows or like patting, like to not to see you.
And I am my little heart because I'm like, you're
not like what you see exactly. But then I'm also.
Speaker 2 (03:55):
Like, are you walking around with the windows like nude,
with the windows up, just letting everything blast out there
for the world.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Well, I like sunlight and I like the natural light
to come again my apartment.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Yeah you are.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
But also I never see anyone through these windows, so
I'm like, I I don't think they like what they see.
And I'm like, guys, like, at least give me in
a little notes like you look great, but we don't
want to see that every day.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
We're just there.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
But I don't you should go knock on their door.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, I'm thinking the same thing. You're like, hey, a
trench coat on and just open it up. You can't
hide me.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Oh look, it's social media. Were gabby stopping by? What
some of you this?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
You guys?
Speaker 5 (04:43):
The jet ski saga continues. My husband and I pulled
up to the boat dock randomly, and our friends happened
to be out on a new jet ski that he
got from Facebook marketplace because that first one, because the
first one didn't start. And there's three of them on
this jet ski.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
By the way, Yeah they all fit.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
I don't know, that's a questionable.
Speaker 5 (05:08):
I don't think they fit. And so they're out in
the middle of the lake just like floating around. The
boats are like trying to get around them at the
boat off. They don't have an emergency paddle, so they're
just stranded. They stopped working again, and then they got
it to start. They ended up going super far. Hey,
(05:31):
and then they called my husband at like eight pm
it's starting to get dark down and they say, hey.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
It wants to start because he has a little boat.
So you can tell them.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
What's up with you tube.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
Well, I just want to remind everybody that if you
don't learn your lessons from things, then history repeats itself.
So make sure you learn your lessons so something doesn't
happen to you over and over and over again like
it did to me the other day. I guess about
the time I was in fourth grade and I got
locked in the bathroom for hours. Yeah, I was in
fourth grade and I went to the bathroom. And then
(06:08):
it was after school and they were locking up the
bathrooms and the janitor came in. He was like, anybody
in here, But I was like, you know, in fourth grade,
and I didn't want him to know that I was
going to the bathroom, so I was quiet. I was
just like, I didn't say a word. Then he I
hear the door close, lights go off, and then I
was literally in the bathroom for probably three hours until
finally somebody walked by. I was by the little cracks
(06:29):
in the bottom bach, just like anybody would have walked
by and be like hey, you know, And they finally
got me and got me out of there. But over
the weekend I was in the public bathroom again, same
thing happened. Some dude comes in and he's like, anybody
in here, and I tried, I gave a little a
little cough, you know, just didn't hear it closed.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
The door.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Two hours later, I finally was able to get somebody's
attention to get out of the bathroom. It wasn't working
in there. I didn't have reception where I was. That
was the other thing too. I didn't ever sapt Also,
I didn't even really think to call anybody.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
I was there.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
I'd be like, you would end up just going on
your phone looking at me somewhere rather than day.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
It was kind of nice. I mean, I was like,
I guess I'll just chill here for a little bit.
It's peaceful, you know, it's quiet. Yeah,
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