Dating is hard enough—but some first dates are downright shocking. On this episode of The Dual Show, we dive into a viral trend of women sharing the most unhinged, awkward, and hilarious things guys have said on a first date. From bizarre personal confessions to awkward critiques and questionable opinions, you won’t believe what people think is “charming.” Tune in for laughs, cringe-worthy moments, and insights into the wild world of modern dating.
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Episode Transcript
Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Well, hey there, I'm so glad that you decided to
meet me at this fancy restaurant. How cool is this?
It's our first date? And hey, my first question for
you is, how do you like to be woken up
in the morning?
Speaker 3 (00:14):
Should?
Speaker 2 (00:14):
I know you're just blowing you a little bit. Guys
to say all kinds of weird thing on dates, and
I know that because there's a trend going viral of
women sharing the most unhinged things that guys have said
to them on a first date. We'll go over and
next so you can hear just how terrible it is
out there in the day world.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
So you're not alone right after this, it's the dual Show.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Twice I had two different first dates come back to
the table and talk about their pee after going to
the bathroom. Stop, do you really think women wants to
know about the color and frequency of your nations?
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I don't think.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
So that's a text message we just got in at
four to one oh six y one. Not exactly sexy
talk on a first date. I have no idea why
they would do that.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
No, I have to pee all the time and I
always say that, But who's gonna come back and say
they eat like the color and description.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Sorry about that? Who were not hydrated? Like that was
so yellow? I thought, unlike this dream was weaker than normal.
I don't know what's going on. Maybe you have a
tight public floor. I should get that loosened off, or
something you want to help me lose in it.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
That's the only reason I can think they would say that.
But there's a trend of women sharing the most unhinged
things that guys have said to them on a date.
And that's why somebody texted that in at four one
o six one. If you have an unhinged thing that
was told to you, text it in four one oh
six one, or call us eight eight eight three four
three one oh six one. But let's go over some
of the top responses to the most unhinged things that
guys have said on a date. One of them said
(01:41):
that he chastised me, saying it came off as lazy
and immature for sleeping until three pm despite knowing that
I work nights.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
What excuse you? Why does that matter on a first day?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Well, I think it's just also the talking down at all,
like who has who thinks that that's going to impress
the person. Yeah, unless you're trying to get out of
the date at that very moment.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
That doesn't make any sucks.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Digg it when you put him in their place like that.
I mean, we do say respectfully, right, but it doesn't
matter if you work nights, you gotta be up at
like six in the morning. Still, we're going over a
turn that's going viral of women sharing the most unhinged
things that guys have said to them while on a date.
One said, one guy I was texting with was telling
(02:24):
me about a car that seemed like it was following him.
It drove off, and then he called me and said,
this is so weird. I'm used to being the apex predator.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What I don't know. I think that's kind of behavior. Yea,
hopefully he was joking.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
You know. The woman went on to say that she said,
now you know how women feel, and then hung up
on him.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
That's a great response, But you know, I'm thinking of
Jurassic Park, like, oh, that's fun, community creditor, you.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Mean, that's the problem is there are a lot of
guys out there who think they're living in an action movie. Ais.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yeah, you know, they're over compensating. I understand there's pressure
out there. You just got to break them down a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
This person is definitely a spy following me because I'm
about to be taken by the men in black and
told that I have a special gift and then I
have to save the world.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
That's what's happening right now. That would make me want
to go on a date with you, though, because that's
so weird.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
That would make me run in the other direction.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
We're going over a trend that's going viral of women
sharing the most unhinged things that guys have said to
them on a date. One woman said, I mentioned to
him that I adopted two kittens for my birthday. I
lived with my mom at the time, and she already
had a cat. And then this guy freaked out on
me and told me that I was hoarding animals and
that I had a problem.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
You have three animals. How is that hoarding? I don't know.
Some people are turned on by like cat daddies or
pet daddies. I guess they're quicked out. I'm not ready
to be a mom.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I had our guide tell me on a date that
his spard animal is Lightning. McQueen. You loved that you
love cars. And he was a race card driver too,
but not a very good one because he never ended
up anywhere.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Somebody texted in at four one six, I said, a
guy told me that he's never been with a blonde before,
so he'll see how it goes because they're all dumb
and it says I'm blonde and for some reason I
married him, but we're divorced now.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
Oh my gosh, it's so funny.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
We should actually pay attention to that when they give
descriptions that you don't match as part of their jam.
This one guy told me he's like, I can't wait
to marry a woman with green eyes, as he's all
cuddled up to me or whatever, and I turned around
and closed my eyes. I was like, what color are
my eyes? He's like, well aren't they green? No, bro,
I have brown eyes.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Are you nuts? How much longer are you with him?
Speaker 2 (04:38):
For? That? Was it?
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Okay? I was starting to learn at that point. The
other one it was a first date.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
When he goes, I'm not used to dating like he
was like, I'm only used to dating like cheerleaders. He
would date professional cheerleaders, and when he went on a
date with me, I'm not a professional cheerleader, so he's like,
this is the first time I'm going outside of my
comfort zone to data not cheerleader.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
How was it?
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It was not?
Speaker 3 (05:00):
It didn't work out. I think I thought it was
funny for a minute, but we didn't continue and he
didn't order food if.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Somebody else texted in a four one O sixty one
and said I was dating a guy for a few
months and I wrote him a poem and he responded
back with feedback and critique of the poem.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Wait, wait, you wrote him a poem, though, so yeah,
who's the I mean, no, not if it's early on.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
You don't write people poem that could be sweet? What's
their love language?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Wait, we are handling the streets very different to write
him back with feedback and critique though, listen, thanks a
lot for the love poem.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
But also someone else said that they met their most
recent ex on Hinge and they were having a discussion
about dating apps in general, and she mentioned that she
also tried using bumble, to which he replied that he
hated that because women should not make the first move.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Oh why, I mean, I don't love making the person move,
but that doesn't mean anyone else can't.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
I mean you need to recover with like, because I'm
just still fashion and stuff, you know, not like it's
like you know, I wanted to you can, but I just,
you know, tell me what to do otherwise this date
is over fast
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