June 10, 2025 • 6 mins
What’s the weirdest thing someone has done on a first date? From showing up with their mom’s ashes to sipping milk at dinner and rocking barefoot toe shoes, The Jubal Show dives into the viral trend where people confess their biggest dating icks and judgments. Plus, we hear from a caller whose date double-booked dinner like a dating marathon, and someone who admitted a guy reminded them of their mom mid-meal… and smiled. Yikes. If you’ve ever been blindsided by bizarre behavior over appetizers, this episode is for you.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I went on a date with a girl who brought
the ashes of her mother just to see if I
would make a good first impression on her mom. Needless
to say, I lost my appetite and the number of
that girl. Yeah that's the sext message we just got
in at four one o six one because a trend
is going viral of people sharing with the things that
(00:20):
they judge people on on a first date.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, you're judged the minute you walk through the door,
though of the first date exactly.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Bringing the ashes of a dead relative would probably be
a red flag for me.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Maybe, I don't know, you.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Know, I feel like I think it's kind of sweet,
depending on how you do it, Like are you bringing
the whole urn or are you bringing like a little
bit and you're like this is whatever and a.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Little bit is way worse. Yeah, what, I'm really close
to my parents.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I just see myself having them on me at all times. Well,
if you have that like in your normal life, yeah,
like maybe you've got them in like a necklace or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But if you're like, come on, mom, you gotta go
my first seat, you set a.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Little tupperware container on the table and be like, meet
my mom.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That'd be awkward. Tupperware, it's plastic.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Tarry out.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Now I'm flagged out.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
The gin viral of people sharing the things that they
judge somebody on on a first date. Here's one person
said that they showed up wearing toast separating barefoot running shoes.
I was like, you're not on naked and afraid you're
at the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I hate those shoes under every circumstance.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I don't know anybody that finds those shoes attracted.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't either, That's why why do people do it?
I know the people that wear them, though, are true
enthusiasts of them.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They love them. They're like CrossFit cross shoes. They really are.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, And they look at you like you are a
worst person because you're wearing regular shoes. You know, like
you don't understand the joys of separating toe shoes. If
people didn't have shoes, right, it feels like they're naked right.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well, there's supposed to be some sort of barefoot thing.
Like I'm like, I don't want to be barefoot on
the rocks. We've a fall. My feet are sensitive.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Another person said they judge somebody on a first date
because they ordered milk for dinner.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
What are you a toddler? You know what? I would
judge that.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I have not been out on an adult dinner and
had anybody order a milk.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Ever, I don't think me either. I don't think it. Yeah. Ever,
maybe it was like a shot back. Somebody would get
like a milk that's not any better?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, I know, but I'm just saying like that would
be the last time I saw somebody milk at a
bar or a restaurant spicy food.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I've seen a guy order milk spicy. That did not
make it better also, but that's why you were, Oh,
I have a glass of milk.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Up a little bit, text baby baby four one, call
us up eight eight eight three four three one six one.
What's something you've judged somebody for on a first eight?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Erin?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Hey, how are you good? How are you?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
What did you judge somebody for? On the first day?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Before I met this dude on you know, a match app,
and we were we decided we were going to go
to a happy hour drinks small plates apps. So I'm
sitting down, he's late, I'm waiting.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
All of a.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Sudden, I see him walk by. He kisses this other
girl on the cheek and he says goodbye to her.
We should do this again. So he lined us up
like almost like cattle. And then when we finally sat
down for our date, he wasn't even hungry because he'd
ate with the other girl before me.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Did he admit that he was just having date after
date at this restaurant?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Well? Yes, but I mean I don't know what was
I supposed to do at this point. I could, I
guess I could have got up and left, but I
was already there and I was hungry.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I mean, he learned it from girls on on TikTok.
That's that's a trend, girls lining, that's.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Where it is.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah. Yeah, but did he still buy you dinner? I'm
assuming he did.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
She said that she just wanted to eat, okay, hungry,
And then another person said they judged somebody on a
first date because their sunglasses stayed on for the first
thirty minutes of the date. Yes, and I was like,
are you hiding from the sun or are you the FBI?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
What the heck were you doing? I'm forget to take
my sunglasses off all the time. I feel like that
when people wear hats on first dates.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm like, I need you to take that off at
some point, and I have to figure out how to
ask that, because I need to know what you look
like without the hat.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I just do.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I can picture Nina going all the way to an
inviting them back to her place just so she can
get the hat off.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's like this scheme.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
There's a guy that flew across the country to see me.
We had been talking online or whatever, and this is
why I was living in and you didn't know what
he looked like with that, and I didn't really know
what he looked like without a hat. I'd seen pictures,
but it wasn't the same. And so we sat down
for dinner and he was being all polite and he
took his hat off and he put it on the side,
and I was like, whoa, Oh, I wasn't expecting a globe.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You shouldn't have.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Another person texted in at four one six one and
said they went on a date with someone and they
brought a vape and hit it during the appetizer and
just blew a blueberry cloud.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Right, so annoying about to turn on right, he's looking
for a certain person.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Another person said that they judged somebody on a first
date because they stopped everything mid conversation, looked at them,
said you remind me of my mom, and then smiled.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I didn't say anything else.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
People the date people that look like their mom is
the red flat look like their mom.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Or get reminded of him? Yeah, that's flaggy to me.
That keeps me out.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah, who's dating someone who looks like their mom? Or even.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Somebody texted in at four one sixty one and said
that they told a date that they were related to
Quentin Tarantino.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Of course they're not, but then their date said that
that was her uncle.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's a big mistake because not only are you lying
about rerelated to Quentin Tarantino, now you are kind of related,
so you're not.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Going to be able to date them anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Your phone brank happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that. Istana's what's trending, And don't forget
you're never more than twenty minutes away from Lady Gaga tickets,
So just listen for your cue to call and then
call up and you could win.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Lady Gaga tickets.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Jumble Show is also brought to you by a Better Help,
give online therapy a try at betterhelp dot com, slash
Jewbil and get on your way to being your best self.
Your phone prank is right after this. It's the Jubil Show.
It's hits one of six point one
I went on a date with a girl who brought
the ashes of her mother just to see if I
would make a good first impression on her mom. Needless
to say, I lost my appetite and the number of
that girl. Yeah that's the sext message we just got
in at four one o six one because a trend
is going viral of people sharing with the things that
(00:20):
they judge people on on a first date.
Speaker 2 (00:22):
Yeah, you're judged the minute you walk through the door,
though of the first date exactly.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Bringing the ashes of a dead relative would probably be
a red flag for me.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Maybe, I don't know, you.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
Know, I feel like I think it's kind of sweet,
depending on how you do it, Like are you bringing
the whole urn or are you bringing like a little
bit and you're like this is whatever and a.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Little bit is way worse. Yeah, what, I'm really close
to my parents.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I just see myself having them on me at all times. Well,
if you have that like in your normal life, yeah,
like maybe you've got them in like a necklace or
something like that.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
Yeah, yeah that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
But if you're like, come on, mom, you gotta go
my first seat, you set a.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Little tupperware container on the table and be like, meet
my mom.
Speaker 3 (01:09):
That'd be awkward. Tupperware, it's plastic.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Tarry out.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Now I'm flagged out.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
The gin viral of people sharing the things that they
judge somebody on on a first date. Here's one person
said that they showed up wearing toast separating barefoot running shoes.
I was like, you're not on naked and afraid you're
at the cheesecake factory.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
I hate those shoes under every circumstance.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I don't know anybody that finds those shoes attracted.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I don't either, That's why why do people do it?
I know the people that wear them, though, are true
enthusiasts of them.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
They love them. They're like CrossFit cross shoes. They really are.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
Yeah, And they look at you like you are a
worst person because you're wearing regular shoes. You know, like
you don't understand the joys of separating toe shoes. If
people didn't have shoes, right, it feels like they're naked right.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
Well, there's supposed to be some sort of barefoot thing.
Like I'm like, I don't want to be barefoot on
the rocks. We've a fall. My feet are sensitive.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Another person said they judge somebody on a first date
because they ordered milk for dinner.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
What are you a toddler? You know what? I would
judge that.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I have not been out on an adult dinner and
had anybody order a milk.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
Ever, I don't think me either. I don't think it. Yeah. Ever,
maybe it was like a shot back. Somebody would get
like a milk that's not any better?
Speaker 2 (02:35):
No, I know, but I'm just saying like that would
be the last time I saw somebody milk at a
bar or a restaurant spicy food.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I've seen a guy order milk spicy. That did not
make it better also, but that's why you were, Oh,
I have a glass of milk.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Up a little bit, text baby baby four one, call
us up eight eight eight three four three one six one.
What's something you've judged somebody for on a first eight?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Erin?
Speaker 4 (02:59):
Hey, how are you good? How are you?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
What did you judge somebody for? On the first day?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Before I met this dude on you know, a match app,
and we were we decided we were going to go
to a happy hour drinks small plates apps. So I'm
sitting down, he's late, I'm waiting.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
All of a.
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Sudden, I see him walk by. He kisses this other
girl on the cheek and he says goodbye to her.
We should do this again. So he lined us up
like almost like cattle. And then when we finally sat
down for our date, he wasn't even hungry because he'd
ate with the other girl before me.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Did he admit that he was just having date after
date at this restaurant?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
Well? Yes, but I mean I don't know what was
I supposed to do at this point. I could, I
guess I could have got up and left, but I
was already there and I was hungry.
Speaker 3 (03:43):
I mean, he learned it from girls on on TikTok.
That's that's a trend, girls lining, that's.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Where it is.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah. Yeah, but did he still buy you dinner? I'm
assuming he did.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
She said that she just wanted to eat, okay, hungry,
And then another person said they judged somebody on a
first date because their sunglasses stayed on for the first
thirty minutes of the date. Yes, and I was like,
are you hiding from the sun or are you the FBI?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
What the heck were you doing? I'm forget to take
my sunglasses off all the time. I feel like that
when people wear hats on first dates.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
I'm like, I need you to take that off at
some point, and I have to figure out how to
ask that, because I need to know what you look
like without the hat.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
I just do.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
I can picture Nina going all the way to an
inviting them back to her place just so she can
get the hat off.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's like this scheme.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
There's a guy that flew across the country to see me.
We had been talking online or whatever, and this is
why I was living in and you didn't know what
he looked like with that, and I didn't really know
what he looked like without a hat. I'd seen pictures,
but it wasn't the same. And so we sat down
for dinner and he was being all polite and he
took his hat off and he put it on the side,
and I was like, whoa, Oh, I wasn't expecting a globe.
Speaker 3 (04:48):
You shouldn't have.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Another person texted in at four one six one and
said they went on a date with someone and they
brought a vape and hit it during the appetizer and
just blew a blueberry cloud.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
Right, so annoying about to turn on right, he's looking
for a certain person.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
Another person said that they judged somebody on a first
date because they stopped everything mid conversation, looked at them,
said you remind me of my mom, and then smiled.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
I didn't say anything else.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
People the date people that look like their mom is
the red flat look like their mom.
Speaker 3 (05:29):
Or get reminded of him? Yeah, that's flaggy to me.
That keeps me out.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Yeah, who's dating someone who looks like their mom? Or even.
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Somebody texted in at four one sixty one and said
that they told a date that they were related to
Quentin Tarantino.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Of course they're not, but then their date said that
that was her uncle.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
That's a big mistake because not only are you lying
about rerelated to Quentin Tarantino, now you are kind of related,
so you're not.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
Going to be able to date them anyway.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Your phone brank happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that. Istana's what's trending, And don't forget
you're never more than twenty minutes away from Lady Gaga tickets,
So just listen for your cue to call and then
call up and you could win.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Lady Gaga tickets.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Jumble Show is also brought to you by a Better Help,
give online therapy a try at betterhelp dot com, slash
Jewbil and get on your way to being your best self.
Your phone prank is right after this. It's the Jubil Show.
It's hits one of six point one
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