October 22, 2025 • 7 mins
A Florida man says he has proof that Bigfoot is real — and his secret weapon? Hot Pockets. 🥴 In this wild and hilarious episode of The Jubal Show, the team breaks down how one man’s midnight snack became national “evidence,” the internet’s funniest questions for Bigfoot, and a surprising celebrity who swears she’s seen the Loch Ness Monster. Buckle up for conspiracy chaos, cryptid confusion, and way too much confidence in microwave meals.
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Speaker 1 (00:03):
Do you know what that sound is. It's a jewel show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
No, it's not Jeff Bezos in the throes of passion
with his new wife. Why those might be similar to that. No,
it's not Elon Musk doing curls at your local twenty
flower Fitness. That's the sound of a creature that has
captured the world's curiosity for hundreds of years. And there's
(00:28):
one man today who is making headlines because he says
he finally has proof that this creature exists. What is
it and how did this man find proof that it's real? Well,
the story is ridiculous and hilarious, and you'll hear what
it is.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Next. It's the Jewal Show. What is that? It's the
Jewel Show. Right here, there's a squat. It's squatch. That's
the sound of the sas Squatch.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And one man is making headlines today because he says
that he has proof that Sasquatch exists and that he
found Bigfoot. And if you've never seen the show Finding Bigfoot,
it is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's where this sound clip is from. In the show
the Squatch, Squatch.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Squatching, and they have a whole show where people try
to find sasquatch and it's the most hilarious show ever.
It's like a ghost hunting show, except even worse because
they never find anything. But they're just out in the
forest and they're making sounds and holding sticks and breaking
sticks to try to attract the squatch.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Will tell you this story in just a second.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
But here's another clip from the Finding Bigfoot show.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Off in the distance, I'm hearing squatch calls calling back
to me, very primate, like whoa, okay, go right ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's him doing the squatch call. Good. That's what those
people do well.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
One man is making national headlines today because he says
that he found Bigfoot. It's a Florida man, okay, and
he has indisputable proof of Bigfoot's existence after a late
night expedition where he claims to have successfully lured the
creature by using my microwave hot pockets. What. Yes, he's
(02:35):
forty four years old. His name is Lenny Durst. He's
a self described cryptid researcher. But his full time job
as a sandwich artist who works at somethway. But he
spent three nights deep in the Ocala National Forest. Where's
that it's in o call Florida. I guess strategically developed
deploying pepperoni pizza hot pockets at half mile intervals as
(02:59):
bait for the beast.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
He says, Okay, those hotboggets.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Slap By goes so hard, But I don't believe that
he found bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You think?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
He says, everybody uses jerky or apples, and that's rookie bait,
so this guy's obviously a pro. He says, Bigfoot's been
out here way too long, and he's looking for something
modern and spicy.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm going to approve it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That skunky type of smell is reported fairly common by
witnesses that have been in a tight cordial squad squaw wow.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
He says that his plan worked.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Around two am, he allegedly heard a low growl followed
by what sounded like somebody grunting, and he claims that
he found a large footprint beside an empty hot pocket
sleeve and one long, curly hair.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And that can't be anything but.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
The big Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm down.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm gonna do it off the bow.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's great. Is that a person? That's a person? It's
big yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
On that show, they never actually find any bigfoots are
here any calls. It's just the people making the calls
to try to attract Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
How long did that show go on for? I have no,
it's way too long, because.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Like that's like the perfect job. You literally just run
around the woods with your friends. You're not buying anything.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
This man also says that he has grainy video of
what looks like something big and hairy walking through the forest,
and he says he will continue to go into the
forest every night with fresh hot pockets until he's able
to finally capture Bigfoot and prove that he found it.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You know, bears like hot pockets too.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Pretty much, any forest animal is gonna dig a hot pocket.
And because of that, people online have started sharing the
questions that they would have for Bigfoot when they finally
meet him. Okay, what text in four one of six one?
What would you like to ask Bigfoot? Is really weird
that this has captured the whole country's attention.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Why are you hiding?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Who have time to go online and submit what questions
you have for Bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do you want to be my friend?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Like I've never even thought of what i'd happen. I
really wish that bigfoots alive, Like I really do. I just,
you know, we haven't seen it, but I think it'd
be so cool. I'd want to give it a hunt.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It would be cool.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Here are some of the top questions that people say
they would want to ask Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Are you related to Chewbaka?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Oh that's a good one. Area's not real? Gay as
yourself for Halloween? How offensive? What are you saying they're scary?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Someone else said, with all that body hair, have you
ever been mistaken for a Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Ladier?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Someone said that they would ask Bigfoot if it was captured?
Does this mean that Lockneest Monster is real too?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
That's the only good question that I have seen in
this list.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
There's one celebrity who was just over where the Locknest
Monster is supposed to be and said that they saw him.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
NeSSI it was like Hillary Duff or something. I don't
know why. I think it's Hillary Duff, but I think
it was like Hillary Duff. Scotland. Is that where it is?
I'm not Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I saw there used to be the Disney Channels show,
and I used to think it was like somewhere around here.
Mind you, the show is animated, and they saw a
lot of monsters but it really had me thinking that
I can go find it.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I feel like there's a story about NeSSI and like
every lake seriously, yeah, like everybody feels like they've.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Seen a little nessy Anna Kendrick said that she saw
the lonest Monster.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I believe her Hillard would be so much funnier. Though,
just earlier this month she said she did for real.
Where where the Scotland? I think it's Scotland's in Scotland. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
She reportedly was in the Scottish Highlands and said she
was there to like enjoy a trip to a castle
or something. And she actually said that she saw the
Lochness Monster.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
That's so cool?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Was she on anything?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Real? School?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Sitting on the banks of where the logs monster swims,
just doing that over and over.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I'm hearing Squatch calls only fact me very primate, like very.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Private, texted him four one of six. One do you
think Bigfoot is real? And do you think this guy
found him with hot pockets?
Do you know what that sound is. It's a jewel show.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
No, it's not Jeff Bezos in the throes of passion
with his new wife. Why those might be similar to that. No,
it's not Elon Musk doing curls at your local twenty
flower Fitness. That's the sound of a creature that has
captured the world's curiosity for hundreds of years. And there's
(00:28):
one man today who is making headlines because he says
he finally has proof that this creature exists. What is
it and how did this man find proof that it's real? Well,
the story is ridiculous and hilarious, and you'll hear what
it is.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Next. It's the Jewal Show. What is that? It's the
Jewel Show. Right here, there's a squat. It's squatch. That's
the sound of the sas Squatch.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And one man is making headlines today because he says
that he has proof that Sasquatch exists and that he
found Bigfoot. And if you've never seen the show Finding Bigfoot,
it is hilarious.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's where this sound clip is from. In the show
the Squatch, Squatch.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Squatching, and they have a whole show where people try
to find sasquatch and it's the most hilarious show ever.
It's like a ghost hunting show, except even worse because
they never find anything. But they're just out in the
forest and they're making sounds and holding sticks and breaking
sticks to try to attract the squatch.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Will tell you this story in just a second.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
But here's another clip from the Finding Bigfoot show.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Off in the distance, I'm hearing squatch calls calling back
to me, very primate, like whoa, okay, go right ahead.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
That's him doing the squatch call. Good. That's what those
people do well.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
One man is making national headlines today because he says
that he found Bigfoot. It's a Florida man, okay, and
he has indisputable proof of Bigfoot's existence after a late
night expedition where he claims to have successfully lured the
creature by using my microwave hot pockets. What. Yes, he's
(02:35):
forty four years old. His name is Lenny Durst. He's
a self described cryptid researcher. But his full time job
as a sandwich artist who works at somethway. But he
spent three nights deep in the Ocala National Forest. Where's
that it's in o call Florida. I guess strategically developed
deploying pepperoni pizza hot pockets at half mile intervals as
(02:59):
bait for the beast.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
He says, Okay, those hotboggets.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Slap By goes so hard, But I don't believe that
he found bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
You think?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
He says, everybody uses jerky or apples, and that's rookie bait,
so this guy's obviously a pro. He says, Bigfoot's been
out here way too long, and he's looking for something
modern and spicy.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I'm going to approve it.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That skunky type of smell is reported fairly common by
witnesses that have been in a tight cordial squad squaw wow.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
He says that his plan worked.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Around two am, he allegedly heard a low growl followed
by what sounded like somebody grunting, and he claims that
he found a large footprint beside an empty hot pocket
sleeve and one long, curly hair.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
And that can't be anything but.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
The big Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm down.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I'm gonna do it off the bow.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
That's great. Is that a person? That's a person? It's
big yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
On that show, they never actually find any bigfoots are
here any calls. It's just the people making the calls
to try to attract Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
How long did that show go on for? I have no,
it's way too long, because.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Like that's like the perfect job. You literally just run
around the woods with your friends. You're not buying anything.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
This man also says that he has grainy video of
what looks like something big and hairy walking through the forest,
and he says he will continue to go into the
forest every night with fresh hot pockets until he's able
to finally capture Bigfoot and prove that he found it.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
You know, bears like hot pockets too.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Pretty much, any forest animal is gonna dig a hot pocket.
And because of that, people online have started sharing the
questions that they would have for Bigfoot when they finally
meet him. Okay, what text in four one of six one?
What would you like to ask Bigfoot? Is really weird
that this has captured the whole country's attention.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Why are you hiding?
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Who have time to go online and submit what questions
you have for Bigfoot?
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Do you want to be my friend?
Speaker 5 (04:57):
Like I've never even thought of what i'd happen. I
really wish that bigfoots alive, Like I really do. I just,
you know, we haven't seen it, but I think it'd
be so cool. I'd want to give it a hunt.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
It would be cool.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Here are some of the top questions that people say
they would want to ask Bigfoot.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Are you related to Chewbaka?
Speaker 5 (05:14):
Oh that's a good one. Area's not real? Gay as
yourself for Halloween? How offensive? What are you saying they're scary?
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Someone else said, with all that body hair, have you
ever been mistaken for a Kardashian.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Ladier?
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Someone said that they would ask Bigfoot if it was captured?
Does this mean that Lockneest Monster is real too?
Speaker 5 (05:41):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (05:42):
That's the only good question that I have seen in
this list.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
There's one celebrity who was just over where the Locknest
Monster is supposed to be and said that they saw him.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
NeSSI it was like Hillary Duff or something. I don't
know why. I think it's Hillary Duff, but I think
it was like Hillary Duff. Scotland. Is that where it is?
I'm not Oh.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
I saw there used to be the Disney Channels show,
and I used to think it was like somewhere around here.
Mind you, the show is animated, and they saw a
lot of monsters but it really had me thinking that
I can go find it.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
I feel like there's a story about NeSSI and like
every lake seriously, yeah, like everybody feels like they've.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Seen a little nessy Anna Kendrick said that she saw
the lonest Monster.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
I believe her Hillard would be so much funnier. Though,
just earlier this month she said she did for real.
Where where the Scotland? I think it's Scotland's in Scotland. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
She reportedly was in the Scottish Highlands and said she
was there to like enjoy a trip to a castle
or something. And she actually said that she saw the
Lochness Monster.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
That's so cool?
Speaker 4 (06:43):
Was she on anything?
Speaker 5 (06:47):
Real? School?
Speaker 2 (06:50):
Sitting on the banks of where the logs monster swims,
just doing that over and over.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
I'm hearing Squatch calls only fact me very primate, like very.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Private, texted him four one of six. One do you
think Bigfoot is real? And do you think this guy
found him with hot pockets?
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