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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If someone looked at your Google history, what would they think?
They would laugh? Yeah, exactly. Nobody wants anybody to see
the odd things that they google. But every once in
a while, Google releases their top search results. And Google
just released the top is it weird to like blank results?
And the number one is it weird to like search
from the past year?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Is weird?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I'll tell you what that is in just a second,
but first let's go over some of the top is
it weird to like searches from Google? And remember these
are things that enough people have googled, so it comes
up as one of the top is it weird to
like searches on Google for the past year?
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Okay, so, since we're weirdos, whoever gets at least three
of these.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Is buying lunch tonight. Okay, I think that's fair. Here's
some of the top ones. We'll tell you what The
number one is it weird to like search? Is meaning
that this is so common that somebody you know probably
has searched this.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Okay, I know it's probably you.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Actually, is it weird to like imagining what it would
feel like to be slowly mic awave from the toes
up is in the top is it weird to light searches?
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Why are there multiple people asking that? I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
I don't know if I've ever really thought about that.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
It's like your whole.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
Body to go into a microwave, or slowly the microwave
would come up from your toes to your head.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
I'm kind of liking this thought now and thinking about it,
so maybe I should Google. But is it weird to
like imagining what would be to be slowly microwave from
the toes up? Another one of the top is it
weird searches that Google had over the past year. Remember
enough people have searched this that it shows up in
the top searches. Is it weird that I clean myself
like a cat?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Yes, that is the answer.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
That's exactly what Google should say back. It shouldn't even
pull up any search results. Just yes, absolutely.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
What do I feel like Google has, like all those
like websites of like what it feels like to be cleaned.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Like a cat? I bet you that's a fetish somewhere.
It probably.
Speaker 3 (01:50):
It really is, because you know you're not getting more
clean by using your saliva to lick your body.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Just go take a shower. I mean yeah, but also
you could probably get paid for that.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Google's just released their top Is it weird to like
searches from the past year.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
We'll tell you what number one is in just a second.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
But here's another one.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Is it weird to.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Like whispering you'll never be bred to balls of uncooked dough?
What I mean? I do think that's a little strange,
you know, I mean taunting the dough.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
It's bread. Who googled you?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
This is my kitchen. You'll never be bred in my kitchen.
You just sit there like stupid dough that you are
stupid dough. That would be fun. Actually, yeah, stupid. I
don't think that's weird at all. I get it.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
I totally get it up bridge that time to google that,
Like you had that thought and you go to your
computer to google.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Guys, but multiple people. That's the part that's crushing my soul.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
It means that somebody did that in their kitchen. They
were cooking something and they saw a dough and they're like,
you'll never be cook bread. And then they're like, wait,
was that weird that I did that? And then we'll
grabbed their laptop and googled it.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
It's weird.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
The top Is it weird to like searches from the
past year that Google release. We'll tell you what number
one is in just a second. But is it weird
to like being called a good boy? Yes, that was
one of them. It's in the top five.
Speaker 3 (03:09):
Actually that's not Is it weird that's a good.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Boys have googled? Is it weird to like being called
good boy? That one doesn't feel as weird as everything else.
I don't know. I could just see your guy being
like doing that.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
Yeah, somebody walked by them were like, hey man, good boy,
and they're like I really liked that.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
I gotta google it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
Validation, I think is a real thing that people think.
So I could see that being real.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Because I was on TikTok Live the other day and
somebody asked me to call him a good boy. So
I did, and then all of a sudden, everybody was like,
call me a good boy.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
Next.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
I was just being like, Peter's a good boy, Johnny's
a good boy. I did that like for like thirty
minutes on TikTok Live.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Did you say it like that?
Speaker 1 (03:44):
Like? Yeah, I was like, you're a good boy, man,
You're a good boy. Oh, it was a good boys
on my TikTok live.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Some guy behind this screen was having just a really
good time of you a good boy. I just feel
like it's also kind of sad because that makes me
feel like your parents ever told you you were a
good boy? Yeah, but I'm thinking of it more like
it's coming from your parents, right.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
Like a significant other it was your pet.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
If it was your dog and it learned to Google,
I would get that, like your dog's like, is it
weird that I like it so much when he calls
me good boy?
Speaker 2 (04:11):
But for a human, I don't know.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
These are the top Is it weird to like searches
over the past year from Google? Also in the top five.
Is it weird to like chewing on spaghetti noodles before
you boil them?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
That's not weird. That's not weird at all. Why are
we googling it?
Speaker 3 (04:27):
I mean, I've done it, and I did think to myself,
is this weird? But I just like really wanted to
what just you never chewed on like uncooked pasta?
Speaker 1 (04:36):
I have, but the thought never came to me of
let me go to my computer and google is it weird?
There's another Is it weird to like search from Google.
I'll tell you what number one is in just a second.
But number two is is it weird to like the
smell of your own farts?
Speaker 2 (04:49):
Why?
Speaker 1 (04:50):
Somebody? Enough people googled that? Where it's in the top
it's the number two. Is it weird to like search
on Google?
Speaker 2 (04:57):
You're sitting there way hot boxing yourself? That is pleasant?
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Wait, what's it called when you do that thing with
the blanket you touch it dutch in yourself?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Is it weird to dutch of in yourself? I guess
not enough people like the smell of it their own.
A lot of people in high school, all the dudes
used to do that.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Man, think about this the top searches on Google, which
means enough people google this, where somebody you come into
contact with is probably googled one of these things? And
the number one top? Is it weird to like search
on Google? From the past year? Is Is it weird
to like the taste of blood? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:37):
Interesting? That's a vampire? Why is that interesting?
Speaker 1 (05:40):
That?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
It is very much vampire energy?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
But it just I don't know, I feel like I
understand what because we watch all these shows and we're
around all of these things, and so people test stuff out.
We need to sap rely on our computer shelf were
you know, they're doing it on their phones. It's like
you're just sitting there with your phone and you're like, oh,
this is easy, this is my little friend.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Weird. I like my blood.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
So think about that when you walk up to someone
and they just put their phone away. They probably were
googling is it weird that I'd like to taste of blood?
And then you're in a conversation with them,