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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We finally have the answer to one of life's biggest questions.
It's the jew will show. Sure, there's the usual big
questions that people ponder, like what came first the chicken
or the egg? We sadly only Hans know the answer
to that, and we don't speak their language.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Or another big life.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Question that people have is who is the legendary weirdo
that figured out that cow milk tasted so good? And
why was he not locked up immediately for his research?
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Honestly?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeahright, But of course there's another one, and we finally
might have the answer that question is what makes a
man a dependable, manly man that all the ladies want?
Oh well, if you're a person who likes dudes, you're
in luck. And if you're a dude who wants me
to like you, you're also in luck. Because, according to
one researcher who is going viral, there's one way to
tell if a man is actually the type of guy
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that you can count on in any situation, and it
all has to do with what they have in their car.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
This is good.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
How can you spot a man that is dependable and
will be there for you for whatever you need? We'll
tell you next, so you can be on the lookout,
or if you're a dude, you can start doing this.
People will think you're dependable right after this.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
It's the show.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Are you looking for a good dependable man? It's the
double show. And no, I'm not offering one. I'm taken
into the only thing that people can really depend on
me for is to be late for things. I'm asking
because apparently there's only one way to tell if a
guy is a dependable man, a kind of superhero that
you only read about in books, and it's super easy.
One researcher is going viral for what they say is
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the surefireway to tell if a man is the type
of guy that you can count on for anything, the
type of dude that you'd bring home to Mom they
probably fixed something for.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
This is actually very helpful because you know, most men
out there will tell you that they can, and they
are a lot more lip service than they are actions,
so you can skip that part by this.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
So this is exciting to me.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
If you like dudes, I'm about to give you some
valuable information, and if you're a dude, I'm going to
give you some valuable information as well, so you can
start faking it.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Stop.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'll tell you what it is in a second.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
But remember you can always listen to anything on the
show on our pot. Just go to the Jubilshow dot
com and you can listen to whatever you want whenever
you want, the Jebelshow dot com. All right now, how
can you tell if a guy is worth your time?
It all starts with taking a look in their car?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
What are we looking for?
Speaker 1 (02:12):
According to this researcher who's going viral for their surefireway
to tell if a man is a dependable, manly man,
the type of guy that you can count on for anything,
they must have these items in their car. I'll go
over them right now. Anti nausea pills. What he just
carries Anti nauja pills in their car at all times?
Like dramamine? Is that what they mean? Like just for
motion sickness? You just happen to have that in your car?
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Do you think pepto would work? Like it's not anti nausea,
but it's like, you know, kind of still something.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
That tells me that you get nauseus a lot.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
And we're talking abut to go on roller coasters, Not
that you're gonna help me for anything.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
It says, when a man has medication that can help
his passengers in his car, it shows that he's genuinely
reliable for anything you might need. It depends on the medication. Like,
I've always got something that people might like in my car,
but I don't know if they want that medication or not.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
It's nice to have the option, though, right, Like do
you want to get into the car and have an
option to make this up?
Speaker 3 (03:01):
What kind of ride is.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
It going to be? Today? So he gets in there, like,
I'm a little nauseous, Let me just take one of these.
You're in for a ride? A couple of Yes.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
We're going over a list from a research who has
gone viral for posting the things that a man should
have in his car if he's a manly man. Is
how to spot a dependable, manly man who will help
you out in any situation if they have these things
in their car?
Speaker 2 (03:22):
A first aid kit?
Speaker 3 (03:23):
What I like?
Speaker 1 (03:24):
Anybody has a first aid kit? All things that I
don't think anybody has in their car.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Who was a first aid kit?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Well, I guess I have a first aid kit in
my car? Why I do too?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
Most cars come with first aid kits, don't they no, oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
You sound like someone who would just have first aid
kit in your car. I don't know why'd you bot
you have first aid kit? Here's the person that needs
to have the first aid kit in his car.
Speaker 5 (03:43):
Yes, but there's no way that man's gonna go out
and buy it because you'll forget.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Everything a first aid kit.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
To impress my girlfriend, we were going camping and I
wanted to show her that I was a dependable dude.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
So I was like, I'm gonna buy a first aid kit.
And then she was like, why'd you buy a first
aid kit? You don't need this, And I was like, dang,
it didn't work. You would need that.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
More for yourself. With all the Ninja started to flay
out with.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
I'm so impressed though.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
I think it's great be prepared.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
Also, they say, if a man has jumper cables in
his car, then he's a dependable man that you can
count on in these situation.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
That makes sense.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
How you have jumper cables? Congrats?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Yeah, producer free, So how does that make sense? Everybody
should have jumper cables in their car? Well, everybody, Because
your car goes dead, you or somebody else goes dead, you,
you have the jumper cables right there.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
The men who have jumper cables in their car, though,
I bet you don't know how to use jumper cables.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
It's literally put one here, put in one here, there's
what four contact points.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
It is still funny.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I still stand on my point.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Listen, if they have the jumper cables, though, just picture
you're sitting in the car, all of a sudden, the
car goes dead. If he sits there and he's like,
the car's dead, I don't know what I'm gonna doo,
Or I got it. I got jumper cables. Let's flag
down somebody and get this handled handle door business.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Gets out of the car. A YouTube tutorial for twenty
minutes on how to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
But the tools are there, it says, even if a
man doesn't know how to use the specific tools for
the job, just having them shows that he's automatic more
reliable than people who don't.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Man, I've helped strangers with jumper cables. That's a real
thing to do.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It's a good thing.
Speaker 5 (05:06):
I'll just see it when I believe it, because I've
met a few guys who like they've had him in
their car.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
They didn't buy them. Someone else bought them to put
them in their car.
Speaker 4 (05:13):
But they're there, though, So why are you mad? Because
it's like helpful though, So like why are you mad?
Speaker 5 (05:17):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
I'm mad about that one. But I just don't think
I'm gonna rely on you for everything.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
He's just not gonna see him as the most reliable
dude ever.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
No, yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
We're going over a list from a researcher who's gone
viral saying that if a man has these things in
his car, he's a dependable, manly man that you can
count on in the situation. If he has spare change
in his car, then he's a dependable man that you
can count on.
Speaker 4 (05:37):
This one, I don't get why who uses cash anymore?
Speaker 3 (05:42):
That's a better question.
Speaker 4 (05:44):
Yeah, it's not like you can go get the candy
out of this little candy Machine's like that would find nobody.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Does that anymore, it says, sometimes it can show a
man's humanity if he keeps spare change. I think they're
just digging just a little bit, right, Yeah, if he
keeps spare change in his car for when he passes
somebody on the side of the road who needs it
more than he does. Oh, we're just assuming that's why
he has it in there. Because he's got jumper cables,
he must be a saint.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
But although he still has it in his car, so
he's not giving it out to people.
Speaker 4 (06:09):
But also, what is twenty five cents going to do
for somebody that's standing on the corner if you really
want to help.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Him pull out a bill? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (06:14):
Yeah, giving somebody a quarter at this point is kind
of insulting in itself peasence.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
And the last thing that they say a man cool
should have in his car that shows that he's a
dependable man that you can count on in any situation
is a state park sticker. Bro, what a state park sticker?
That's how you know if a guy's dependable.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
I've never bought for those of my life.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Yeah, well, now, like, let's go backwards. They have a
state part sticker, they have all these other tools. Are
they going to kill me and leave.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Me in the state park?
Speaker 4 (06:44):
Right?
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Exactly?
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Also what I'm thinking duck tape and zip ties in
the back. Thank you,