November 7, 2025 • 7 mins
This holiday season, The Jubal Show dives into Gwyneth Paltrow’s 2025 Goop Holiday Gift Guide, revealing jaw-dropping luxury items, from $6,000 scooters to $1,285 kinky advent calendars. We break down the most ridiculous, hilarious, and over-the-top gifts that the “relatable” celebrity thinks every working person can afford. Tune in for a wild ride through outrageous holiday indulgence, exclusive commentary, and the gifts that will leave you laughing, gasping, and questioning reality.
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Speaker 1 (00:06):
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year
the Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And why is that?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Because every single holiday season, the super down to earth
just like you, modern day working mom. Gwyneth Paltrow releases
her annual twenty twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide. It's
always fun to see what items the every day, totally
in touch with the common working folks celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow
thinks that you can afford to get your friends and
(00:34):
family this holiday season.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And it also includes six versions.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Of one type of item that will make you wonder
even more what's wrong with the very humble and normal
working class celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow. So we'll go over the
twenty twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Next, it's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And the best time about the holidays isn't gathering around
the table with the family and enjoying conversation and quality
time with your loved ones.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's not watching somebody.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Open a gift that you got them from a regular
store and seeing the smile on their face when they
know that you bought something that you kind of can't
really afford because you know you have a normal job
and try don't make a lot of cash, but she at.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Least got them something.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It's not that, it's when Gwyneth Paltrow raises us with
her annual Goop Holiday Gift Guide. Oh yeah, Remember, Gwyneth
Paltrow is just like you, a down to earth working
mom who knows the struggles of the common man.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yep, just ask her, she'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
But every single year she releases the twenty twenty five
Goop Holiday Gift Guide. Goop is her website, but the
items on it are always ridiculous and fun to go
over what Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you can afford to get
your friends and family this holiday season. So let's go
over some of the top items from Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday
gift guide.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
And she's got six of.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
One item, really a particular kind of item on her
holiday gift guide that is kind of ridiculous, and we'll
tell you what that is in a second, But first,
here are some of the other things that Gwyneth Paltrow
thinks you should get your loved ones for this holiday season.
How about a lip method portable infrared sauna.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It's kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Here, it's portable.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Portable infrared sauna. Yeah that it'll only set you back
nine hundred and ninety nine dollars one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, is it like a tent that you pitched?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I had no idea. H huh, because.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You have a sauna, but yours isn't considered portable, is
it you?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, it's like a wood sauna. Yeah, very heavy.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Anywhere with you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And here's another item from Gwyneth Paltrow's twenty twenty five
Goop holiday gift guide. A Vespa Primavera red scooter. Ooh,
something that everybody can afford to get their loved one
that would be dope to get. Honestly, only set you
back about six thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh how much are they normally? Is that really that
much more than they normally are?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is there expensive? No?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, But I just think it's kind of ridiculous to
put on a gift guide for the holidays that you're
hoping normal people will read and be like, yeah, they
can totally, they can totally get somebody as six thousand
dollars scooter.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's not ten thousand dollars scooters totally.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They No, people don't normally get a vest butt for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Every time I drive a vest by crash it. So
that's just not a good investment. Oh well, I know
it'll be a fun One's a balance thing.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
There's also just a little knickknack that you can get
your loved one on Buenos Paltrow's super in touch Relatable
Holiday Gift Guide. Vintage Hotel ashtray. Oh cool, Yeah, this
would only set you back fourteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Whoa ash drive for fourteen hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
People do collect those?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
But why is it expensive?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You can get us off the word vintage on it
and price up.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
The is it Crystal? I bet it's Crystal.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Probably who knows.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Also, of course, she's always got a bunch of getaways
that you can give your loved ones on her holiday
gift guide too. There's a Safaris day in Botswana at
Jack's camp wherever that is. But it's so expensive that
the price is only upon request.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
WHOA, seriously, yeah, but can we talk about how that
she put all of these on a guide?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
As is its a guide? Whoever's reading it?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Like, Hey, let me help you out think of some
things of what to get your loved one right, this
is a gift guide. Why would I get someone who
are her readers?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Who are who are the people that are actually taking
advantage of this gift guide?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know. That's Besos.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's pretty much like one of the only people that
could probably do that.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
It feels like a reminder that this is what the
good life would look like if you could afford the
way that so much this is a reminder of what
I get people for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I would love to see her in a room with
her editors for the Good Gift Guide Like but but
Gwynn a Safaris day at Botswana Jack's Camp like most
of our readers, you know they make about media and
income in the.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Country thought and then give it away.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, they can't really spend hundreds of thousands of dollars
to go to Jack's Camp, Like maybe we do, Like
you know, a national park package around you know, the
United States.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And it's going to see you first.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I have like twenty dollars to get into one of
those places. Who would do that? Plus there's so much
dust there at Jack's Camp. They vacuum the dust for
you and it's outside.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, agree, there's also a Kinky Advent calendar that she
has available. It also comes loaded with gold plate, gold
plated handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
What queens in the calendar though, No, it's an advent calendar,
so that means that every.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Day you open it and you get a gift.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's a Kinky ad calendar, Kiki Advent calendar, and it's
only twelve hundred and eighty five dollars. If you want
Kinky Advent Calendar from Quyneth Paltrow's goof guide.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Handcuffs are twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I can do a DIY for under ten dollars. Watch me,
here's a cupon for this, Here's a cubeon for that.
You have a basically free and you still get like
the pupon gives you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, and Gwyneth Paltrow, because it's Gwyneth Paltrow. She can
never not have something that isn't intimacy related on any
of her gift guides. She's got candles that smell like
you know boy, yeah, all that kind of stuff. And
she has six different kinds of vibrating adult devices that
you loan on your holiday gift guide. Yeah, six, tell
(06:23):
me about different ones? But are they different, they're different,
different ones. Yeah, So it's not like it's a pack
of six. It's like she just has six different ones.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That would be cooler if it was a pack of six.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I don't want to go back to like being in
the editing room of whoever's putting that list together and
who thought we don't need one.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Not two, not four, six.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
They're like, Gwinny, Gwinny, Miss Paltrow, Miss Paltrow, do we
really need six of those on the gift guide?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Because I'm feeling like this.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Whole thing is a little out of touch, you know,
and I don't think a lot of people are can
giging those like around the Christmas tree for their whole fang.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Six of them? We need six? She's like, should we
get seven? No? I don't trying to say it's maybe one.
How much do they cost?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
We A doesen't now? I don't have the price of
them all. But there's really six of them though, But if.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You like, I'll get one.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
They're on the twenty twenty five Holiday group guy, and
they're probably gold plated and cost you thousands of Oh,
It truly is the most wonderful time of the year
the Jewel Show.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
And why is that?
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Because every single holiday season, the super down to earth
just like you, modern day working mom. Gwyneth Paltrow releases
her annual twenty twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide. It's
always fun to see what items the every day, totally
in touch with the common working folks celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow
thinks that you can afford to get your friends and
(00:34):
family this holiday season.
Speaker 2 (00:35):
And it also includes six versions.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Of one type of item that will make you wonder
even more what's wrong with the very humble and normal
working class celebrity Gwyneth Paltrow. So we'll go over the
twenty twenty five Goop Holiday Gift Guide.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Next, it's the Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (00:59):
And the best time about the holidays isn't gathering around
the table with the family and enjoying conversation and quality
time with your loved ones.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's not watching somebody.
Speaker 1 (01:11):
Open a gift that you got them from a regular
store and seeing the smile on their face when they
know that you bought something that you kind of can't
really afford because you know you have a normal job
and try don't make a lot of cash, but she at.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Least got them something.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It's not that, it's when Gwyneth Paltrow raises us with
her annual Goop Holiday Gift Guide. Oh yeah, Remember, Gwyneth
Paltrow is just like you, a down to earth working
mom who knows the struggles of the common man.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Yep, just ask her, she'll tell you.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
But every single year she releases the twenty twenty five
Goop Holiday Gift Guide. Goop is her website, but the
items on it are always ridiculous and fun to go
over what Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you can afford to get
your friends and family this holiday season. So let's go
over some of the top items from Gwyneth Paltrow's Holiday
gift guide.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
And she's got six of.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
One item, really a particular kind of item on her
holiday gift guide that is kind of ridiculous, and we'll
tell you what that is in a second, But first,
here are some of the other things that Gwyneth Paltrow
thinks you should get your loved ones for this holiday season.
How about a lip method portable infrared sauna.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It's kind of nice.
Speaker 2 (02:21):
Here, it's portable.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Portable infrared sauna. Yeah that it'll only set you back
nine hundred and ninety nine dollars one thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Okay, is it like a tent that you pitched?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I had no idea. H huh, because.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
You have a sauna, but yours isn't considered portable, is
it you?
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Boy?
Speaker 1 (02:38):
No, it's like a wood sauna. Yeah, very heavy.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
Anywhere with you.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
And here's another item from Gwyneth Paltrow's twenty twenty five
Goop holiday gift guide. A Vespa Primavera red scooter. Ooh,
something that everybody can afford to get their loved one
that would be dope to get. Honestly, only set you
back about six thousand dollars.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Oh how much are they normally? Is that really that
much more than they normally are?
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Is there expensive? No?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
No, But I just think it's kind of ridiculous to
put on a gift guide for the holidays that you're
hoping normal people will read and be like, yeah, they
can totally, they can totally get somebody as six thousand
dollars scooter.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
It's not ten thousand dollars scooters totally.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
They No, people don't normally get a vest butt for Christmas.
Speaker 4 (03:20):
Every time I drive a vest by crash it. So
that's just not a good investment. Oh well, I know
it'll be a fun One's a balance thing.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
There's also just a little knickknack that you can get
your loved one on Buenos Paltrow's super in touch Relatable
Holiday Gift Guide. Vintage Hotel ashtray. Oh cool, Yeah, this
would only set you back fourteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
Whoa ash drive for fourteen hundred dollars?
Speaker 3 (03:43):
People do collect those?
Speaker 2 (03:45):
But why is it expensive?
Speaker 3 (03:46):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
You can get us off the word vintage on it
and price up.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
The is it Crystal? I bet it's Crystal.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Probably who knows.
Speaker 1 (03:55):
Also, of course, she's always got a bunch of getaways
that you can give your loved ones on her holiday
gift guide too. There's a Safaris day in Botswana at
Jack's camp wherever that is. But it's so expensive that
the price is only upon request.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
WHOA, seriously, yeah, but can we talk about how that
she put all of these on a guide?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
As is its a guide? Whoever's reading it?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Right?
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Like, Hey, let me help you out think of some
things of what to get your loved one right, this
is a gift guide. Why would I get someone who
are her readers?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Who are who are the people that are actually taking
advantage of this gift guide?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
I don't know. That's Besos.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
That's pretty much like one of the only people that
could probably do that.
Speaker 4 (04:30):
It feels like a reminder that this is what the
good life would look like if you could afford the
way that so much this is a reminder of what
I get people for Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I would love to see her in a room with
her editors for the Good Gift Guide Like but but
Gwynn a Safaris day at Botswana Jack's Camp like most
of our readers, you know they make about media and
income in the.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Country thought and then give it away.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Yeah, they can't really spend hundreds of thousands of dollars
to go to Jack's Camp, Like maybe we do, Like
you know, a national park package around you know, the
United States.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
And it's going to see you first.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
I have like twenty dollars to get into one of
those places. Who would do that? Plus there's so much
dust there at Jack's Camp. They vacuum the dust for
you and it's outside.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Yeah, agree, there's also a Kinky Advent calendar that she
has available. It also comes loaded with gold plate, gold
plated handcuffs.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
What queens in the calendar though, No, it's an advent calendar,
so that means that every.
Speaker 3 (05:34):
Day you open it and you get a gift.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I'm out.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
It's a Kinky ad calendar, Kiki Advent calendar, and it's
only twelve hundred and eighty five dollars. If you want
Kinky Advent Calendar from Quyneth Paltrow's goof guide.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Handcuffs are twelve hundred dollars.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
I can do a DIY for under ten dollars. Watch me,
here's a cupon for this, Here's a cubeon for that.
You have a basically free and you still get like
the pupon gives you.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah, and Gwyneth Paltrow, because it's Gwyneth Paltrow. She can
never not have something that isn't intimacy related on any
of her gift guides. She's got candles that smell like
you know boy, yeah, all that kind of stuff. And
she has six different kinds of vibrating adult devices that
you loan on your holiday gift guide. Yeah, six, tell
(06:23):
me about different ones? But are they different, they're different,
different ones. Yeah, So it's not like it's a pack
of six. It's like she just has six different ones.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
That would be cooler if it was a pack of six.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I don't want to go back to like being in
the editing room of whoever's putting that list together and
who thought we don't need one.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Not two, not four, six.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
They're like, Gwinny, Gwinny, Miss Paltrow, Miss Paltrow, do we
really need six of those on the gift guide?
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Because I'm feeling like this.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Whole thing is a little out of touch, you know,
and I don't think a lot of people are can
giging those like around the Christmas tree for their whole fang.
Speaker 2 (06:57):
Six of them? We need six? She's like, should we
get seven? No? I don't trying to say it's maybe one.
How much do they cost?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
We A doesen't now? I don't have the price of
them all. But there's really six of them though, But if.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
You like, I'll get one.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
They're on the twenty twenty five Holiday group guy, and
they're probably gold plated and cost you thousands of Oh,
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