August 11, 2025 • 7 mins
Could your career be the reason you're still single? In this hilarious and brutally honest segment from The Jubal Show, the team dives into a viral survey listing the top professions people say they’d never date. From early risers to unexpected red flags, no job is safe — including some you’d never guess.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you undtable?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's a jeble show. You might be and not even
know it. It all depends on what you do for
a living, because a new survey asks people what professions
they'd never date. Oh fine, is your job on the list.
You'll find out if your place of employment is in
fact the reason you're single. Right after this, It's the
Jewil Show. Big Mama, is it crazy that you and
(00:25):
I are in the same frozen food section in the
same grocery store at the same time. I'm thinking it's fate.
Let's say we grab ourselves some Totina pizza rules and
go back to my place and have some pizza rules
followed by a rule in the sheets packed with ose.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Whoa that rhymed ouch.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's the first time I've ever been slapped at the
taketo and I liked it.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's the Jewbil Show. Let's face it, the dating world
is tough, and it gets even tougher if you have
a terrible job. Because people are sharing the professions that
they will never date. And according to a new survey,
here are the top professions that people say they would
never date.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, great, buckle up. A drug dealer people have like
standards now.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Slash organized crime, slash cartel.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
You can great gifts.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The reason is obvious safety issues, high risk, high paranoia.
The upside would be product testing, I think though, if
you think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, and then like cap and cash, always having cash, yeah,
always having cash around, making a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We're going over the top professions that people say they
will never date. According to this new survey, a baker,
why why in the top It says they go to
bed when you're going out and wake up when you're
going to bed, because you know, they work very, very
early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Do they have to, Like, is that a rule for
all bakers that they have to work at those hours?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I think so pretty much, because they baked the bread
for the day, you know, and they also smell like flour.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I feel like that's awesome, especially if it's bagels, like
it sounds awesome.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I also used to have like my stepmom used to
get really mad on my dad.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
He loves to bake, but she used to start.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Getting mad because she said she gained too much weight
because of all the pastries and stuff you would make.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh, so I could see that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Also, we're going over a new survey that asked people
what are the most undateable professions. A real estate agent
is also in the top. Isn't that everybody? It seems
like everybody is a real estate agent at least some
part in their life.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Tries it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, it says the reason is because they're always hustling,
always networking, and always closing. You're not their partner, you're
a potential lead. True, but they all busy, Like the
really good realtors are always busy, they're always gone, they're
always networking with people, and they're all cheating in.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The houses that they show.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh yeah, it seems like it seems like realtors are
always cheating on each other.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Is this like a movie that you're watching? Is that
real life?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I feel like there's stories all the time too in
the news about the realtor who was showing a house
and then she with another realtor who was also showing
the house.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And I didn't even think realtors were such a red flag,
but apparently.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
We're going over the top. Professions that people say they
would never date. An only fans model is also in
the top. Why would they put that there?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You know, dang, well, there's a whole bunch of dudes
out there that would love to date an only fans model.
They just get rejected constantly, so they have to go
ahead and get in front of it and say I
would never date that. Yeah, no way, dude, no way.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
There are a lot of guys who would love to
date an only friends and just be able to brag
about it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I mean, just look at their dms. There's a whole
bunch of high high high Now they won't date them
because they didn't get a response.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Dating only fans model would be interesting at Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Why why? Well, you know your Grandma's like, what do
you do for eleven? You say something else? You don't
say only she's in customer service another one of the
top professions.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
If you say they would never date a psychologist.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh my, I feel like that would be so fun, girl.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
What you would have someone analyzing every single decision you
make and calling you out for every little thing.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
But do you know how much time you saven right?
You know? If they would also be your therapist exactly,
It's like, oh, that's why I left the cabinet open
for the fifth time, because I have unsolved issues.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, they say that That's the reason though, is because
boundaries can get blurry, and they are human too, so
they can be just as messy as anybody else. And
you might even expect to hold them to a higher standard
because they're a therapist, or the boundaries get messy, and
then before you know what, they're counseling you every single day,
which is also not good.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That would annoy me, That would annoy you too, Nina.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I don't know right now, it sounds great.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It can be very annoying to get into an argument
with somebody who is in the mental health world.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Have you ever gotten?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And I know that because I'm big in the mental
health world. I've been in therapy in my whole life,
so I speak therapy a lot, and I've been in
situations and relationships where somebody is upset about something in
their arguing with me, and I'm giving them like therapy
speak back, and it's very frustrating because they want you
to get like mad, like normal mad, you know, But
then you don't, and then you're just trying to analyze
everything or help them through their problem.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So are you the frustrated one or they're the frustrated
They are god frustrated one.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I'm just trying to help, but it gets very frustrating,
you can tell. Here's another one of the top professions
that people say they would never date. Any religious profession, oh,
or a slaughter house worker. I don't know why they
put those in the same category.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Those are very two ends of the spectrum.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, it says they're different worlds, but they come with
intense beliefs. Oh, whether it's spiritual doction, spiritual doctrine, or meat.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You know that's true. Well, friend of mine, her family
has a cattle ranch. So that's not like a full
blown slaughterhouse, but it's kind of like it's a culture. Aw.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I didn't realize slaughterhouse was such a culture. I guess, yeah, yeah,
it must be.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But it's like you have like you eat every part
of the cow, like every single part of it, and
like you think it. But I would make you that
like a you think it? Yeah? Really? Yes? Being alive, Well,
it's like for the gifts that it's giving you to
nourish your body.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Make them feel better about slot of the number two
profession that people say they would never date is a chef.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Wow, data chef, I would too.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Why would they not, though, unpredictable hours, high stress, and
a workplace that's basically a son a full of knives. Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Three meals are you getting me?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's great meals. I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Your McDonald's happy meal, you get like a Michelin star
chef made meal.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Or if it's like they come home from work and
they don't want to bring their work home so you're
just getting like frozen dinners everything.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh man, it's that knife work for me though. When
you watch somebody that can really work a knife and
chop up the right way and like do it all professional.
Oof fan me, I need those ice cubes.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
The number one profession that people say they would never
date an Elvis impersonator.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Pretty obvious on that one. I would have to agree
with that one.
Are you undtable?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
It's a jeble show. You might be and not even
know it. It all depends on what you do for
a living, because a new survey asks people what professions
they'd never date. Oh fine, is your job on the list.
You'll find out if your place of employment is in
fact the reason you're single. Right after this, It's the
Jewil Show. Big Mama, is it crazy that you and
(00:25):
I are in the same frozen food section in the
same grocery store at the same time. I'm thinking it's fate.
Let's say we grab ourselves some Totina pizza rules and
go back to my place and have some pizza rules
followed by a rule in the sheets packed with ose.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Whoa that rhymed ouch.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's the first time I've ever been slapped at the
taketo and I liked it.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Where are you going?
Speaker 2 (00:48):
It's the Jewbil Show. Let's face it, the dating world
is tough, and it gets even tougher if you have
a terrible job. Because people are sharing the professions that
they will never date. And according to a new survey,
here are the top professions that people say they would
never date.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Okay, great, buckle up. A drug dealer people have like
standards now.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
Slash organized crime, slash cartel.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
You can great gifts.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
The reason is obvious safety issues, high risk, high paranoia.
The upside would be product testing, I think though, if
you think about it.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Yeah, and then like cap and cash, always having cash, yeah,
always having cash around, making a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
We're going over the top professions that people say they
will never date. According to this new survey, a baker,
why why in the top It says they go to
bed when you're going out and wake up when you're
going to bed, because you know, they work very, very
early in the morning.
Speaker 1 (01:46):
Do they have to, Like, is that a rule for
all bakers that they have to work at those hours?
Speaker 2 (01:50):
I think so pretty much, because they baked the bread
for the day, you know, and they also smell like flour.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
I feel like that's awesome, especially if it's bagels, like
it sounds awesome.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I also used to have like my stepmom used to
get really mad on my dad.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
He loves to bake, but she used to start.
Speaker 3 (02:06):
Getting mad because she said she gained too much weight
because of all the pastries and stuff you would make.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Oh, so I could see that.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Also, we're going over a new survey that asked people
what are the most undateable professions. A real estate agent
is also in the top. Isn't that everybody? It seems
like everybody is a real estate agent at least some
part in their life.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
Tries it.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Yeah, it says the reason is because they're always hustling,
always networking, and always closing. You're not their partner, you're
a potential lead. True, but they all busy, Like the
really good realtors are always busy, they're always gone, they're
always networking with people, and they're all cheating in.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
The houses that they show.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Oh yeah, it seems like it seems like realtors are
always cheating on each other.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Is this like a movie that you're watching? Is that
real life?
Speaker 3 (02:53):
No?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
I feel like there's stories all the time too in
the news about the realtor who was showing a house
and then she with another realtor who was also showing
the house.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
And I didn't even think realtors were such a red flag,
but apparently.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
We're going over the top. Professions that people say they
would never date. An only fans model is also in
the top. Why would they put that there?
Speaker 1 (03:20):
You know, dang, well, there's a whole bunch of dudes
out there that would love to date an only fans model.
They just get rejected constantly, so they have to go
ahead and get in front of it and say I
would never date that. Yeah, no way, dude, no way.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
There are a lot of guys who would love to
date an only friends and just be able to brag
about it.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I mean, just look at their dms. There's a whole
bunch of high high high Now they won't date them
because they didn't get a response.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Dating only fans model would be interesting at Thanksgiving dinner?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Why why? Well, you know your Grandma's like, what do
you do for eleven? You say something else? You don't
say only she's in customer service another one of the
top professions.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
If you say they would never date a psychologist.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Oh my, I feel like that would be so fun, girl.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
What you would have someone analyzing every single decision you
make and calling you out for every little thing.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
But do you know how much time you saven right?
You know? If they would also be your therapist exactly,
It's like, oh, that's why I left the cabinet open
for the fifth time, because I have unsolved issues.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
No, they say that That's the reason though, is because
boundaries can get blurry, and they are human too, so
they can be just as messy as anybody else. And
you might even expect to hold them to a higher standard
because they're a therapist, or the boundaries get messy, and
then before you know what, they're counseling you every single day,
which is also not good.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
That would annoy me, That would annoy you too, Nina.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I don't know right now, it sounds great.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
It can be very annoying to get into an argument
with somebody who is in the mental health world.
Speaker 1 (04:49):
Have you ever gotten?
Speaker 2 (04:50):
And I know that because I'm big in the mental
health world. I've been in therapy in my whole life,
so I speak therapy a lot, and I've been in
situations and relationships where somebody is upset about something in
their arguing with me, and I'm giving them like therapy
speak back, and it's very frustrating because they want you
to get like mad, like normal mad, you know, But
then you don't, and then you're just trying to analyze
everything or help them through their problem.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So are you the frustrated one or they're the frustrated
They are god frustrated one.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
I'm just trying to help, but it gets very frustrating,
you can tell. Here's another one of the top professions
that people say they would never date. Any religious profession, oh,
or a slaughter house worker. I don't know why they
put those in the same category.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Those are very two ends of the spectrum.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Yeah, it says they're different worlds, but they come with
intense beliefs. Oh, whether it's spiritual doction, spiritual doctrine, or meat.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
You know that's true. Well, friend of mine, her family
has a cattle ranch. So that's not like a full
blown slaughterhouse, but it's kind of like it's a culture. Aw.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
I didn't realize slaughterhouse was such a culture. I guess, yeah, yeah,
it must be.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But it's like you have like you eat every part
of the cow, like every single part of it, and
like you think it. But I would make you that
like a you think it? Yeah? Really? Yes? Being alive, Well,
it's like for the gifts that it's giving you to
nourish your body.
Speaker 2 (06:08):
Make them feel better about slot of the number two
profession that people say they would never date is a chef.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Wow, data chef, I would too.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Why would they not, though, unpredictable hours, high stress, and
a workplace that's basically a son a full of knives. Bro.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
Three meals are you getting me?
Speaker 1 (06:30):
It's great meals. I'm talking about.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
Your McDonald's happy meal, you get like a Michelin star
chef made meal.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Or if it's like they come home from work and
they don't want to bring their work home so you're
just getting like frozen dinners everything.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
Oh man, it's that knife work for me though. When
you watch somebody that can really work a knife and
chop up the right way and like do it all professional.
Oof fan me, I need those ice cubes.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
The number one profession that people say they would never
date an Elvis impersonator.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Pretty obvious on that one. I would have to agree
with that one.
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