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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sure you might be hot, but are you Mississippi hot?
Who's the Jewel Show? What exactly is Mississippi hot? Well,
we'll tell you in just a second, because the new
survey is going viral that asks people from all over
the country what unconventional traits they find attractive.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Ooo.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So we'll tell you what weird things each state thinks
is sexy. Coming up right after this, it's the Double Show.
Do you want to be sexy? Yes, the Jewble Show. Well,
if you're at the gym all day watching your diet,
shooting botox in every orifice of your body, you might
be doing too much, because it turns out all you
might need to do is move ooh, because the new
(00:39):
survey is going viral that asks people from all over
the country what unconventional traits they find most attractive. Okay,
and we'll go over them right now so you can
see if you need to switch cities or not. Sweet,
But if you are in Alabama, Colorado, Mississippi, and North Dakotah,
to them, posture is the most sexy thing.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh ye, interesting. I wonder if that comes from horseback riding,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Like what, I don't know, it's possible.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I don't know. I just feel like those states like
like to ride horses.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I mean, everybody likes to ride horses, but I just
feel like, I don't know, Maybe it's just the.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Way that you hold yourself. I can ride a horse.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
An Alabama resident is quoted in the survey of saying,
if you stand up straight and look like you can
hold a church cast role without spilling it, I'm listening, and.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's how you start to practice.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You go ahead and get that cast real dishes, carry
it around the house.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Until you standing up.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A new survey of each state and what they find
most attractive in a person. I also feel like a
man said that in Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, and New York
they find facial expressions the most attractive.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh, I can appreciate that personality.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
What do you mean though, because I've been told I
am very expressive in my face.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But what I thinks president expression is not cute. But
like you're making expressions though, so there's a story to
be told. I feel like that makes some time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
One Florida is quoted in the surveys saying, that little
twitch of your left eye when you lie, it's sexy.
I want my lover's shady and expressive.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No rest for you.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You gotta do.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Something with it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What do people in Louisiana, Missouri, North Carolina, and Tennessee
all find the most attractive trait? Voice tone?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Voice tone in Louisiana, Missouri, North Carolina, and Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh, they all have strong accents. Oh maybe that's why. Yeah,
so maybe that's part of it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Because could you imagine if you were saying something in
that twang but it was in the wrong key.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, one see that hurt your ears.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Tennessee resident in the survey said, you talk low and
slow like molasses in church.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Mmmm. Oh take me home. Actually, I agree with that.
That is something that is going to just like hypnotize you.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Sure, we're going over a new servant that's going viral
that asks people in every state what they find most attractive.
And here are the most unconventional things that people find
attractive in each state.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I just picturing some guy whispering in church, you want
to get a donut with me after mass?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Maybe get a lazed donut?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Like yes, and you take me. Donuts are always after
church anyway. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Kansas City, they find hand gestures to be the sexiest
thing in Kansas.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What what's an example of the hand?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I guess talking with your hands, you know, just hand
gesturing with your hands when you talk.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Will you do that? Do I chuse my hands a lot?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So maybe I should go there and move to Yeah,
use your hands when you talk. Move on over Kansas City. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Some Kansas residents says, she talks with her hands like
she's direct and invisible traffic and I'll drive into a
ditch watching it. I like the people that they surveyed
for this in their quotes for if you have big,
bushy eyebrows, Oh, guess what you're in luck if you're
(04:20):
in Alaska, because in Alaska they love eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Apparently they like the warmth. Anything they can keep them warm.
Good for you if you got the bushy eyebrows upon
a time.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
In New Jersey, they like shape and gaze of the eye.
Doesn't say what shape exactly they like, but that's what
they find the most sexy is the shape and the
gaze of the eye.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Okay, so I guess it doesn't matter what shape you
are as long as you're like, just go creepily stare
at somebody in New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I guess, I guess it done.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
In West Virginia, the hottest trait that they think people
have is walking stride.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
That's a Nina thing. Oh it is a me thing.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, you're big into the stride right the people walking in.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, the way that they walk, I like it a
little bowl laked, a little what it's like a little
bow laked. I don't know how to explain it. There's
just this way that dudes walk into their butt, like.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You know, it's like trying to show us with their hands. Yes,
the walk is something I find very attractive.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
One West Virginia residence says I saw a guy strut
like he owned the haller. I don't know what that means.
I left my boyfriend right then and there. I don't
know what that means. But what is the hauler? I'm
not sure. But if you walk like you own it,
apparently that's sexy in West Virginia. We're going over a
new survey that came out asking people what they find
(05:42):
most sexy in each state. In Vermont, their favorite thing
is crow's feet. Excuse me, yeah, any soft wrinkles near
the eye.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh oh, they like eye wrinkles in Vermont.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh I've actually heard a lot of guys say that, really, yes,
that they like the little eye wrinkles or the little
smile line.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
What does it eye wrinkle? It's like when you smile
like like big, like this. You see my lines right there, crows. Yeah,
you can get rid of them with botox.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
One Vermont resident was quoted as saying, if you smiled
enough to wrinkle your soul, come sit on my porch
and tell me all about your trauma. Oh so they
just like someone who's a little bit weathered and been
through it, been through a lot
Sure you might be hot, but are you Mississippi hot?
Who's the Jewel Show? What exactly is Mississippi hot? Well,
we'll tell you in just a second, because the new
survey is going viral that asks people from all over
the country what unconventional traits they find attractive.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Ooo.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
So we'll tell you what weird things each state thinks
is sexy. Coming up right after this, it's the Double Show.
Do you want to be sexy? Yes, the Jewble Show. Well,
if you're at the gym all day watching your diet,
shooting botox in every orifice of your body, you might
be doing too much, because it turns out all you
might need to do is move ooh, because the new
(00:39):
survey is going viral that asks people from all over
the country what unconventional traits they find most attractive. Okay,
and we'll go over them right now so you can
see if you need to switch cities or not. Sweet,
But if you are in Alabama, Colorado, Mississippi, and North Dakotah,
to them, posture is the most sexy thing.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Oh ye, interesting. I wonder if that comes from horseback riding,
you know.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Like what, I don't know, it's possible.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
I don't know. I just feel like those states like
like to ride horses.
Speaker 3 (01:10):
I mean, everybody likes to ride horses, but I just
feel like, I don't know, Maybe it's just the.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Way that you hold yourself. I can ride a horse.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
An Alabama resident is quoted in the survey of saying,
if you stand up straight and look like you can
hold a church cast role without spilling it, I'm listening, and.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
That's how you start to practice.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
You go ahead and get that cast real dishes, carry
it around the house.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Until you standing up.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
A new survey of each state and what they find
most attractive in a person. I also feel like a
man said that in Arkansas, Arizona, Florida, and New York
they find facial expressions the most attractive.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Oh, I can appreciate that personality.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
What do you mean though, because I've been told I
am very expressive in my face.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
But what I thinks president expression is not cute. But
like you're making expressions though, so there's a story to
be told. I feel like that makes some time. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
One Florida is quoted in the surveys saying, that little
twitch of your left eye when you lie, it's sexy.
I want my lover's shady and expressive.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
No rest for you.
Speaker 3 (02:22):
You gotta do.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Something with it.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
What do people in Louisiana, Missouri, North Carolina, and Tennessee
all find the most attractive trait? Voice tone?
Speaker 2 (02:33):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Voice tone in Louisiana, Missouri, North Carolina, and Tennessee.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Oh, they all have strong accents. Oh maybe that's why. Yeah,
so maybe that's part of it.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
Because could you imagine if you were saying something in
that twang but it was in the wrong key.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
Yeah, one see that hurt your ears.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
Tennessee resident in the survey said, you talk low and
slow like molasses in church.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Mmmm. Oh take me home. Actually, I agree with that.
That is something that is going to just like hypnotize you.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Sure, we're going over a new servant that's going viral
that asks people in every state what they find most attractive.
And here are the most unconventional things that people find
attractive in each state.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
I just picturing some guy whispering in church, you want
to get a donut with me after mass?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Maybe get a lazed donut?
Speaker 2 (03:29):
Like yes, and you take me. Donuts are always after
church anyway. Sorry.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Kansas City, they find hand gestures to be the sexiest
thing in Kansas.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
What what's an example of the hand?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
I guess talking with your hands, you know, just hand
gesturing with your hands when you talk.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Will you do that? Do I chuse my hands a lot?
Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
So maybe I should go there and move to Yeah,
use your hands when you talk. Move on over Kansas City. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Some Kansas residents says, she talks with her hands like
she's direct and invisible traffic and I'll drive into a
ditch watching it. I like the people that they surveyed
for this in their quotes for if you have big,
bushy eyebrows, Oh, guess what you're in luck if you're
(04:20):
in Alaska, because in Alaska they love eyebrows.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Apparently they like the warmth. Anything they can keep them warm.
Good for you if you got the bushy eyebrows upon
a time.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
In New Jersey, they like shape and gaze of the eye.
Doesn't say what shape exactly they like, but that's what
they find the most sexy is the shape and the
gaze of the eye.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Okay, so I guess it doesn't matter what shape you
are as long as you're like, just go creepily stare
at somebody in New Jersey.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
I guess, I guess it done.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
In West Virginia, the hottest trait that they think people
have is walking stride.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
That's a Nina thing. Oh it is a me thing.
Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, you're big into the stride right the people walking in.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, the way that they walk, I like it a
little bowl laked, a little what it's like a little
bow laked. I don't know how to explain it. There's
just this way that dudes walk into their butt, like.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
You know, it's like trying to show us with their hands. Yes,
the walk is something I find very attractive.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
One West Virginia residence says I saw a guy strut
like he owned the haller. I don't know what that means.
I left my boyfriend right then and there. I don't
know what that means. But what is the hauler? I'm
not sure. But if you walk like you own it,
apparently that's sexy in West Virginia. We're going over a
new survey that came out asking people what they find
(05:42):
most sexy in each state. In Vermont, their favorite thing
is crow's feet. Excuse me, yeah, any soft wrinkles near
the eye.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Oh oh, they like eye wrinkles in Vermont.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Oh I've actually heard a lot of guys say that, really, yes,
that they like the little eye wrinkles or the little
smile line.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
What does it eye wrinkle? It's like when you smile
like like big, like this. You see my lines right there, crows. Yeah,
you can get rid of them with botox.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
One Vermont resident was quoted as saying, if you smiled
enough to wrinkle your soul, come sit on my porch
and tell me all about your trauma. Oh so they
just like someone who's a little bit weathered and been
through it, been through a lot
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