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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My mom would never lie to me, you know, she
was always honest, except she did lie to me. Well
about what Yeah, well, I'm going bald. I got a
bald spot. I realized that I have a ball spot
in the back of my head. Did anybody else figure
out on the show that they also have a ball
spot on.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
The back of their head? This week?
Speaker 1 (00:15):
Who knows, We'll find out. We we check in with
the show this week and see what's going on in
our lives. Right after this, it's the Juble Show. This is.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Your Heart is True, your bell and coming down.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
Invited everyone just a little you.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the car
detached would say agree. Iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jewbil Show is no different. Quiet's
the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Nina Hi, And
then there's everybody younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi and who
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door
(01:05):
and pierce through our window every once in a while
to ask it for goldfish. Admiral Bubbles can use our
TV for a finding Nemo watch party. Our social media
producer Gabby Hello, and then there's me. I'm Jewbel and
this is the Jewel Show and this is the time
of week where we find out what's going on in
our lives.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
So, Nina, what's new with you this week?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
So my piece was stolen by a lime green Prius.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Girl, Oh that'll happen, yeah, real.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Fast, but not fast because it took me seventeen minutes
to get out of this parking lot.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So wow, because of us, because of this Prius.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
So it's birthday week. I'm doing little things for myself
and I went out on a boat with my girlfriends.
I'm feeling super zen. I feel great. I'm just like walking,
I'm high on a cloud. I get to my car.
I tried to back up, and all of a sudden,
it starts yelling at me, babe, babe, because there's a
car behind me. This parking lot is already very thin.
The Prius did not drive all the way up in
the parking spot. It left room in the front, so
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it's sticking on the okay, and I have an SUV,
so I'm trying to get out of my parking spot.
Finally I got out of the car to try to
like figure out the angles, Like what is going to
be my plan.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
How do I get out of here? Because I wanted
to go home? Is that bad?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
I'm losing my mind in this parking lot. So I
go and I'm standing on this trail trying to like
look at the angles, and all of a sudden, this
biker swishes by and he's like, h this is a
bike lane, and I'm like.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
I don't like this guy off his bike. I was
like sh.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
At that moment, I know my piece is sold when
I'm yelling at a biker to shut up telling me
this is a bike lane because this lime green Prius
couldn't park correctly. Seventeen minutes later, Wow, seventeen I navigated
out of that parking spot.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
That I'm sorry you went through that inch. I just
figured it was somebody in a Prius. You know they're
always scared to drive most Yeah, just trying to take
it forward to get around the corner or something.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
You were stuck behind them.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
This one was afraid to park correctly, so still stuck
behind them. At least she got out. I didged my inch.
Don't ever give up.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
You can do it. Wow with you this week?
Speaker 4 (03:08):
Well, guys, I don't fully know what it means to
be like the black shoe of a family. I thought
I was doing pretty good, you know, But it wasn't until.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
This past weekend.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
My mom texted me and she told me that my cousin,
my only other cousin who's my age, got engaged this weekend,
which is so exciting. Love them both, and I was like,
oh my gosh, amazing. I had to text them congratulations. Whatever.
My other cousin who's my age, got engaged a few
weeks ago, but it wasn't until my response to my
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mother when she was like, so, how was your weekend?
Speaker 2 (03:39):
What'd you do?
Speaker 4 (03:40):
And I was very excited to tell her that I
played Rage Cage and Look Cup, and I was very
excited that I did not lose either of those games.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
I don't know what rage Cage is, but hey girl.
Speaker 4 (03:53):
It's an adult juice drinking games so fun. It's so
much fun, and if you lose, that sucks for you
because then you have to drink the bad cup.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
I don't know how to call it, but it was.
I didn't lose. We played multiple times go and I
was so excited that I was like, I'll screw those guys.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
And they were getting married you didn't lose in rage cage.
Oh look it's our social media producer, Gabby. Stop them by, Gabby.
What's up with you this week?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
You guys?
Speaker 5 (04:19):
I think my friends might be going TikTok viral out there?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Really?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Who?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
Well?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
What?
Speaker 5 (04:27):
They were on their way to a bachelor party this
weekend and their plane got delayed by like three hours,
so they sat at the bar, oh in the airport,
and apparently when they boarded the plane they got kicked
off before it was even able.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
To take Oh, they were hammered.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
Because they were that hammered, and one of them, I guess,
was pretty adamant that he was not getting off the plane.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
So somebody captured this whole thing.
Speaker 5 (04:51):
I hope so, because I would pay good money to exist.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (04:57):
When I asked them what happened, they said, believe it
or not, it was not our fault.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
So yeah, they were very completely hammered. You're such an
innocent one and you hang out with all of the.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
I love it. And for me this week, I'm wondering
how you put on a missing person's report because I've
got somebody important that has gone missing. That in a second,
but I remember I'm performing this weekend this Friday at
the Emerald City Comedy Club in downtown Seattle. You can
get your tickets for that just go to the Jewbileshow
dot com and click on stand up comedy. Also excited
because I'll be releasing a new song soon. I recorded
(05:32):
the video for it just the other day. Very excited
about that. But I am desperately searching for a loved
one of mine. And if you know anything about this,
I would mean a lot to me if you can
help me. So I have three roombas, Wow, and their
names are Jeremy. Jeremy is a very responsible one. There's
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Juan Loco, he always tipped over stuff. He's the downstairs room.
But and then there's my bedroom Roomba's Hod Todd has
gone missing. And I cannot find Todd.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
He's not at his.
Speaker 1 (06:03):
Base and I have no idea where this rouma is.
It's actually pretty weird, Like I can't I can't find
the ruma at all. Todd was like like, like he's gone.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
No.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
I searched everywhere.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's been three days now and I've searched everywhere that
I can think that he would actually that he would be.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
He only stays on the second floor. I think he
ran away.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
He saw how.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Anymore you gotta get out of here.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
He knows bad when a room of quits, I guess
I cannot find this room but anywhere.
Speaker 3 (06:30):
What if Todd was a spy that was planted by
all of like the robot aliens, and then he got
his information and picked him up and like took him away.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Now you're screwed.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
If you see a rogue ruma going down the street,
it's probably Todd. So if you see that, let me
know so I could put him back at his base.
He close the bedroom door so he never gets out again.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
It's really weird. I couldnt find this dude. He's like
a rebellion teenager. Yeah, he is the worst room, but
I have too.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
He's always like on his back when I come home,
or he's got some stuff stuck in him, Like he
never does the job right.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
He's the worst room. But I love the little guy.
And he's gone. Now that is really that's weird. It
is super weird.