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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Those astronauts who are finally returned home after nine months
of being stranded on the International Space Station are requesting
to go back because they're tired of doing chores around
the house. You see, it's easy to make up fake news.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
True.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Yeah, I don't know, and we want to help hone
your skills. It's spotting what's real news versus fake news.
That's why every week we do a segment geniusly called
real news or fake News. I give you a viral
news headline from the weekend. You have to see if
you can tell whether it's a real news story.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Or a fake one.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Ooh, first story and first headline for real news or
fake news. There was a lot of alligator news this week. Okay,
live alligator found in Michigan hotel room, real or fake?
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Real?
Speaker 1 (00:43):
May how do I get in there? It ain't got hands.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I feel like I read a lot of these alligator
stories too, so I'm going to come.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Everybody knows it's too cold for an alligator there.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
This is a fake news story.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
If we're somewhere else, maybe I'd believe it. But a
live alligator found in Michigan hotel room, is that a
real news story or a fake news story that is
one hundred percent real.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
Staff at the Pine River Motel and Sheboygan, Michigan, were
shocked to discover a live three foot long alligator named
Wally left behind in a recently vacated room by a
collector of exotic animals.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
Left behind? How do you leave that behind? Like on purpose?
He was like by Wally?
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Well?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
The owners said they believed Wally had escaped into the
wild oh and would eventually be he would reunite with
the alligator.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
He's under the bed. How do you think that's going
to happen in Michigan? Bad mich Wow.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
I I don't know what to say about that.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
There's a lot of.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
Stories about alligators being brought through TSA, turtles, all this stuff.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
It's really strange. So I'm not surprised speaking of that.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Here's another news story for real news or fake news.
There was a lot of alligator stuff. Like I said
this week, Florida man claims emotional sport alligator him a
free first class upgrade. Now that one is that real
news are fake news.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
I'm gonna say fake, I'm gonna say real. It's Florida. Yeah,
but TSA a plane. Florida probably tried.
Speaker 4 (02:08):
Everybody knows the people who work at TSA and at
the airlines in Florida are from Florida, so this is true.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
This is a fake news story in the Bible this
week nailed it.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Florida man clans emotional support alligorator got him a free
first class upgrade.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I feels so good to get this right.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
The story said a man was allegedly allowed to bring
an alligator onto a plane after claiming it was a
therapy animal.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
What I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
While emotional support peacocks and turkeys have made it onto
planes before, there still has not been an emotional support
alligator that's made it on you. Imagine he's sitting next
to someone who's holding a peacock.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
I don't love that. Can I pet your peacock? Don't
they like? Mean?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Though?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Don't they like peck you and stuff?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
They're so beauty?
Speaker 1 (02:54):
I don't know if peacocks are mean. News can be
pretty mean, I.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Mean, and geese are a yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Can I now might get you kicked off the plane?
It's real news or fake news.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
Every week we bring you some of the top news
headlines from the week, some real, some fake and you
have to see whether you can tell if it's a
real new story or a fake one. NASA accidentally emails
the entire internet a self destruct code?
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Is that a real new story or a fake I
really hope this is fake, But in light of all
of the news we've been hearing, I'm just gonna go with.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Iping it's fake.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Everybody knows NASA uses carrier pigeons and not emails, So
this is a fake story.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
This is actually a fake news story that people did
believe though good.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
They claimed that.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
NASA engineers accidentally mistakenly sent a shutdown command to every
computer online.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
It was traced back to a viral meme.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
NASA quickly confirmed that they don't even have the ability
to send global commands like that. They imagine the videos
people freaking out.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
There no, this story right here is the reason why
we do this segment. How important is that? But to
know how fake that is?
Speaker 2 (04:07):
Right?
Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm right? I mean, seriously, freak somebody out he thought
it was real.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
Just go check your email and if you didn't get it,
you'd be like out, Am I the only one who
didn't get the U? But me?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Real news or fake news? I give you a news headline.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
You have to see whether you can tell if it's
a real news story or a fake news story. Whales
swallows kayaker and then spits him out. Is that a
real thing that happened? Or is that a fake news story?
Speaker 1 (04:28):
I want this to be real. What I'm gonna say
it's real? But like, why would you want to be real?
I don't know. It's just a good story. I'm gonna
go with real.
Speaker 4 (04:35):
Everyone knows kayakers are insufferable personality and taste wise.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
This is would be like Moby Dick. Isn't the guy
that got eat by the whale that lived inside there?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I didn't read in high school. I feel like it
is Victoria. I'm gonna say real, real.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Yeah, whales swallows Kayaker then spits him out.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That is a real news story because they tastes awful.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
The kayaker was briefly engulfed by a humpback whale off
of California his coat before being expelled and unharmed.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
What a cool story to tell about.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
The whale was just walking around with his mouth open
and caught a flying Yes.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah, the whale was swimming and he did the thing
that humans do if you get a fly and.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That I never want to be on a kayak.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But but I would start to get so conscious and
be like, oh, I'm sorry, man.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
Do I smell I taste funny? And another real news
or fake news headline. I give you a news headline
if you can tell whether it's real news or fake news.
Movie theater introduces new quiet movie theater policy. Anyone caught
talking must publicly explain the plot so far.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
That's amazing fake real says real. Oh, that one's a
hard one. I'm gonna go it's fake. I don't think
they're gonna Actually, that's not a thing.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
While I would open this theater, this sounds like my
kind in theater, I want to say that we are
entirely too sensitive for this kind of operation.
Speaker 2 (06:04):
So this is a fake story. It is one hundred
percent fake. That would be an amazing rule. Sorry, what's
your name, Hank, Hank, get up to the front of.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
The theater, explain the plot so far? Because you're talking.
That should actually be a real thing.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
You're getting giked out that that makes it fun, that
it really does