BONUS - Real News or Fake News? Explosive Diarrhea Diverts Plane, Tequila Turkey Burns Down Apartment, and Space Debris Chicken Coop

In this week’s episode of Real News or Fake News on The Jubal Show, we break down three of the wildest headlines making waves online—and you have to guess: are they real or just viral fakes?

🦃 Tequila-Soaked Turkey Burns Down Apartment? Yep, it happened in Wisconsin.
🛸 Farmer Turns Space Debris into Chicken Coop? Also real—and the authorities were not happy.
💩 Mayday Over Explosive Diarrhea on a Plane? A Delta A350 had to turn back mid-flight. Seriously.

We dive into the truth behind these insane headlines, reveal how people actually reacted, and challenge each other to spot the fakes. Can you tell what’s real?

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
This just in breaking news. You heard it here first,
right here on The Jewel Show. There's a planet sized
object that scientists have found speeding through the Milky Way
at one million miles per hour. Oh no, Elon Musk
has already claimed that he invented it. Oh see how
easy it is to create fake news. And that's why

(00:22):
every single week we're bringing you the bring you the
cleverly named segment real News or fake News, where I
read a news story from the week and you have
to see if you can tell whether it's a news
story that's a real one that people believed, or if
it's a fake news story that went by viral and
actually had people believing it. All right, here's your first
headline for real news or fake news.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Feel stretched out.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
Let's go Tequila soaked turkey. Ooh, burns down apartment building.
Tequila soaked turkey burns down apartment building. Is that a
real news story or a fake news story?

Speaker 2 (00:53):
I want to go with real because I really hope
that that turkey got into the tequila a time, Like
the turkey is that drunk on tequila?

Speaker 3 (01:04):
How do they go like a real slow choked down?

Speaker 1 (01:13):
Yeah, Victoria, it's a real new story or a fake
news story.

Speaker 3 (01:19):
I think it's real. You're going real.

Speaker 4 (01:23):
I mean, yeah, a drunk person can burn down an
apartment so a drunk turkey.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
That they definitely produce a brad Hey, tequila soak turkey
burns down apartment built.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
They didn't say that turkey was a line. Okay, somebody
poured tequila on a turkey, put it in the oven
and lit the place on fire. This is got to
be real.

Speaker 3 (01:41):
It's absolutely real.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
We digested it differently.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
In Madison, Wisconsin. Hey, tequila soak turkey. Somebody soaked their
turkey and tequila, put it in the oven, wasn't paying
attention smart fire and turned down the building.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Poor turkey. If he was drunk, it would have been
a better experience experience.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
I don't think aybody would have blamed it, been like,
that's just what turkey's doing when they get.

Speaker 3 (02:06):
There is another news headline for real news or fake news.

Speaker 1 (02:08):
The segment where I read a news headline, you have
to tell me whether it's a real news story.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
That went viral this week or a fake.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
News story that people actually believed. Farmer finds giant spaceship
ring from outer space on his front lawn. Oh cool,
is reprimanded by authorities for turning it into a chicken coop?

Speaker 3 (02:28):
Is that a whole news story or a fake news story?
I'm gonna go real.

Speaker 2 (02:33):
It's to be real. Yeah, maybe you thought if you
made it into a chicken coop they would come. I'm
gonna say fake. That can't be Brittain. I feel like
we would have heard about it if they fell out
of the sky. Not necessarily, they can do cover up
what there.

Speaker 1 (02:48):
Bred farmer finds giant spaceship ring from outer space on
his front lawn is reprimanded by authorities for turning it
into a really expensive chicken coop.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
Everybody knows they wouldn't not have reprimanded him because the
standard operating procedure for the United States government is to
turn those into pools so that nobody realizes what it is.
This is a fake news story.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
This news story is actually real. It's not from America either.
A five hundred kilogram ring sized shape object fell from
space into a Kenyan village and a farmer's front lawn.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
Wow, and he turned it into a chicken coop immediately.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I mean, what else are you going to do with that?

Speaker 1 (03:26):
Dude?

Speaker 3 (03:27):
It's a gift from God. I don't have to. I've
been waiting to build this chicken coop. I've been kind
of lazy. I was going to do it this week,
and then all of a sudden this shows up. Anyway,
authorities reprimanded him because.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
He should have called authorities, and they checked it out,
and they found out it was just a brief from
space that fell. Oh stuff like that could just fall
from the sky.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Listen. They can call it debris, you can call it
a gift from God, whatever you want.

Speaker 3 (03:54):
No word on if they let him keep it or not.
Hopefully they did. Those chickens need a home.

Speaker 1 (03:59):
Here's another line for real news or fake news. The
segment where I bring you a news headline from the
week that went viral. You have to see if you
can tell whether it's a real one or a fake
one that people actually believed. Pilot declares may day over
explosive diarrhea, Oh my gosh, plane turns into flying porta potty.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
A real new story or a fake news story.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm gonna go with fake because I would at least
hope that he would have made it to the restroom.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
Right.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
You can't call may day unless it's like an actual emergency.

Speaker 3 (04:29):
Is Wait, it depends on what you consider an emergency.

Speaker 2 (04:33):
I mean, that's an emergency if you can't fly.

Speaker 3 (04:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh, but I guess if you I'm still wearing with
fake I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (04:39):
Go with real, real producer Brad.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
Producer Brad does fly planes. Yeah, pilot declares may day
over explosive diarrhea planes Inurn it turns into flying porta potty?

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Is that a real new story or fake one?

Speaker 4 (04:52):
I personally would what one hundred percent call an emergency
may day if I was having explosive diarrhea while wine,
Because this is not This might not be a jet.
This might be a small plane with one pilot on board,
and they need you to help them focus get down
to the ground because there ain't no bathroom on that.
So I would say, this is a real story.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
This is real. Yeah, it's real. A delta, A three fifty.
That's a big one.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
That's a big one. That's actually bro Wait, but don't
they have other pilots with that.

Speaker 3 (05:22):
That's a two pilot plane.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
They both have it. I don't know, maybe they ate something.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
I guess A three fifty flying from Atlanta to Barcelona,
made a U turn and returned to Atlanta.

Speaker 3 (05:34):
Oh no after Oh.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
The headline is a little bit confusing because after a
passenger suffered explosive diarrhea, the plane turned, turned the cabin
into a bio hazard.

Speaker 4 (05:49):
Yeah, it was going to Barcelona. It was gonna be
a long trip.

Speaker 3 (05:52):
You can't just have a bunch of boo everywhere. It
had to deep clean the plane before it could fly again.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
I could make it to the bathroom. I don't know
how it did make it.

Speaker 4 (06:02):
Those are small toilets. You fill that up pretty quickly,
like or like during.

Speaker 2 (06:05):
To take off, like when you can't get up.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Oh no, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
I would never leave my house again.

Speaker 3 (06:11):
I don't want to fly ever again. I don't want
to leave. I want to go home. Is deep enough No,
it's turn up my brain.