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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is just in It's the Jewbil Show.
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In related shocking news, human intelligence exists.
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See how easy it is where to create a news headline,
And that's why every single week we bring you the
cleverly name segment Real News or Fake News, where I
read a news story from the week that's gone viral
and you have to see if you can tell whether
it's a fake one that people actually believed or a
real news story.
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It's always difficult.
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Always a good time, sue, and a good way to
test your skills on spotting fake news.
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Real news or fake news is coming up right after this.
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Breaking news right here on the Jewel Show, the US
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That's ridiculous.
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Why see how easy it is to create news headlines,
And that's why every single week we bring you real
News or Fake News, the segment where I read a
news story from the weekend.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
You have to tell me if it's a fake news story.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
That people actually believed, or a real news story excuse me,
or a real news story, and here is your first
headline for real news or fake news. Health officials issue
warning asking people to take caution when yawning.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Because it could lead to death.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
What health officials issue warning asking people to take caution
when yawning because it could lead to death.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Here's the story that's terrifying.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
A thirty six year old woman in England named Haley
Black recently shared a story on TikTok of how Big,
of how a big yawn almost ended her life.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
She was about to feed her baby.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
When the kid yawned, and yon's are contagious, so she
yawned as well, and while yawning, she immediately felt a
shock in her neck. And it turns out that her
yon was so forceful to vertebrate in her neck had
shot forward into her spine. Oh, her spinal cord got
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so compressed that she was paralyzed for a while, and
doctor said there was a fifty to fifty chance that
she'd even survived.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
But thankfully she's still with us. She shared the story.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
But I happened in twenty sixteen, and I guess there
has been a lot of yon related injuries this way.
So health officials are asking you to take caution when yawning.
Is this a real news story or a fake one
that people actually believed. I'm actually going to go with real.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
But that's because my friend told me about a story
where she cracked her neck and she ended up having
a stroke. So if she can get a stroke from
cracking her neck, then you can definitely break your neck
yonder y.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Yeah, well you got to really be careful how you
moved that thing, Victoria.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
If this is real, let me start wearing one of
those Hans devices that they use in race cars all
the time.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh my god, I think it's fake. I'm very confused
how the part of your neck bone goes into your spine.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I don't get a health officials worn issue a war
and asking people to take caution when yawning because it
could lead to death.
Speaker 1 (03:04):
This is a real news story. Whow.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I'm literally sitting here opening my mouth.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
As why as I can.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Woman yawned so hard that two of her neck bones
shot into her spinal.
Speaker 4 (03:14):
He that's insane, right, But your spine goes all the
way up your neck, That's what I thought.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's what I'm thinking about out of your neck muscle
must like your nest skeletal in the map, Yes, which
makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Yeah, they are totally separate.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Your neck bone, go into your spine because if your
you bob in your head back and forth.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
Is not well.
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Because if you bob your head neck back, then it
makes sense that if something popped there then it would
just go.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
That makes sense to me.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I'm confused, But that is a real news story. Here's
another headline for real news or fake news. The segment
where I give you a news story from the week
that's gone viral and you have to tell me if
it's a real new story that people actually a real
new story, or a fake news story that people actually believed.
Supreme Court upholds to make coffee tables illegal. Supreme Court
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upholds really to make coffee tables illegal.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Here's the story.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
After a popular thread on whether coffee tables are needed
or not a sorry, a group of coffee table activists
Wow that was a real thing, got together and created
a bill into Congress saying that the coffee tables should
be made illegal because they're a waste of resources since
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they're hardly used for anything of real consequence. And the
Supreme Court just upheld a rulling to make coffee tables illegal,
So as of twenty thirty, after that, no more coffee
tables will be allowed to be made in the United
States of America because they are deemed a waste of
natural resources.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Fake saying, thank fake, fake, you're wasting people's time.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
If that's real, fake, I'm gonna say real, because people
love to waste other.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
People have a coffee team.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
It is a fake news story, thing, is what sort
of funny people did actually believe. This news story, though,
really went viral and was shared millions of times by
people who were who were in the thread about whether
coffee tables were a good use of furniture or not.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Serious. People actually believed.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
It and weren't up in arms thinking they were't gonna
be able to buy cofee tables after twenty thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
Oh my gosh, you just believed in victorians.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Well, yeah, because I don't like to waste others time.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
But that is really dumb. It's real news or fake news.
It's gonna be okay. I can you still open segment
where I give you a news headline.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
You have to tell me if it's a real news story,
or a fake news story that people actually believed. Here's
your next headline for real news or fake news. TSA
issues bizarre warning over Galaxy ring may inflate mid flight
or during security checks.
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Oh what's a Galaxy ring?
Speaker 2 (05:51):
It's like it's like a ring that you wear on
your finger in a Galaxy phone. I think it like
it takes your health and stuff like that.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Oh no, I thought. I thought Avengers, the Space and Balloon.
No Samsung Galaxy This here's the story.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
The Transportation Security Administration has issued a surprising and unusually
specific warning this week travelers wearing the Samsung Galaxy rings
may be subject to extra screening, removal procedures, or even
in air confiscation due to what they call low probability
high a low probability high disruption swelling hazard. The advisory
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comes after multiple reports of the smart rings unexpectedly inflating
due to internal battery gas build up, including a viral
case where a tech YouTuber said that the ring fused
to his finger and required a jeweler and a can
of PAM to remove it. They are also saying if
you won't take the ring off and agree to not
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take it on your flight, you might be not allowed
to fly. I don't what they're flagging it as a
Class two biotech compression risk. Is this a real new
story or fake news story that people actually believe?
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I feel like it has to be fake. I don't
understand how a ring inflates? What does that mean?
Speaker 4 (07:09):
That could be real though, because if it does inflate,
who's gonna help on the plane? No one?
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Well, what does it mean that it inflates possibly explode?
Speaker 4 (07:17):
Yeah, it's kind of coming of like imploding.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Like remember they had cell phone batteries for a while
that they were scared to take them on planes. I
think with Samsung. I think with Samsungs that were like
actually exploding.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Really seems like if it happens on the plane, what
are you gonna do? I mean, there's not a good look.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
I just was thinking like some raft was gonna, like,
you know, come out.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
On a plane.
Speaker 3 (07:38):
I'm thinking it's like a rat. Really this is ring.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
Commendures victoria real or fake? Fake? I think it's fake.
This is a real news story. Well, well, I said real.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah, the Samsung Galaxy rings I guess can inflate, and
so they're asking you not to bring those on flights,
and you might be subject to extra screening or not
even allowed to get on your flight if you're wearing one.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh my gosh, I don't understand what this ring is.
I need to look at that. That is wild.