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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Breaking news right here on the Jewel Show. You heard
it first.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Researchers say that an ingredient and weed killer can damage organs,
So please stop using round up on your naughty bits.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That's actually a real news story.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But you see how easy it is stop to make
up news headlines. That's why every single week of this
time we bring you a cleverly named segment, real news
or Fake News, where I give you a news story
that went viral this week, and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real news story
or a fake news story that people actually believed. Will
(00:39):
do real news or fake news in three minutes, and
you can test your skills at spotting fake news.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
This just in on the Jewbeil Show. You heard it
here first.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Southwest Airlines has announced it will use a signed seating
starting January twenty seventh. Oh in other airline news, Spirit
is considering adding a no shirt, no shoes, no policy.
Yeah you know that goes see how easy it is
to create news. That's why every single week we bring
(01:08):
you the cleverly named segment real news or fake News,
where I give you a news story that's gone viral
this week, and you have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real news story or a fake
news story that people actually believed. Here's your first news
story for real news or fake news. Planet Fitness set
ablaze by a naked man with a great tam Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Here's the story.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
A twenty five year old man in Florida was at
a Planet Fitness when they announced that they were closing,
and then for some reason, he went into a frenzy
and stripped off all his clothes, ran naked through the gym,
crawled into the ceiling, oh, knocked down several tiles throughout
the building, and started a fire in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Of course, the gym police.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The gym called the police, and when they shut up,
they found him hiding inside a tanning bed and arrested him.
And yes, he was still naked as charged with in
decent exposure, arson, criminal mischief, and providing false information to
law enforcement. Also having a great tan Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And they still don't know what set him off. Is
that a real new story or a fake news story? Nina,
That is definitely a real news story.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I mean, imania, they can't work out. Its definitely gonna
freak out.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, Victoria, you think that's a real new story or
a fake news story.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I think fake because a lot of Planet Fitness are
they twenty four hours?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm the twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Dang an Wait, so I still say this week that
is a real news story.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Naked man with a great tan sets Jim Blaize, Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I love that. We laugh. Honestly, this poor guy needs
a hug for real.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You're pumping your next headline for real news or fake
news where I give you a new story and you
have to see if you can tell whether it's a
real news story from the week or a.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Fake one that when viral people actually believed it. Drunk
AD exec.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He's off of rooftop bar am hitting people on the side.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Here's the story.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
An AD executive got arrested and fired for tinkling on
people's heads. A thirty year old executive from New York
was arrested in downtown Saint Petersburg over the weekend after
he got drunk at a rooftop bar and then pete
off the side of it. His name is Matthew Day,
and it's not clear if he was in town for
work or pleasure. Oh, but he was obviously partying. According
(03:28):
to the police, report he was at a rooftop bar
called the Landing around one thirty in the morning and
then whipped it out and pete off the side, hitting
several people on the sidewalk below. The rooftop bar makes
it sound side, but the building's only two stories, so
he was around fifteen feet above people when he pete
on their heads.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's so close.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
That's not bad.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
It's better than meaning high up knocking nut.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Cops charged him with disorderly conduct and released him. He's
the co founder and head of Clients' Success, had an
ad agency called Media Secrets Success.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, this is a real news story or a fake
new story.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well Ribby Media Intact. I feel like this is real.
I do think it's real. ID it has to be vague.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I mean, this man can't be in charge of clients Success.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Look at what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
A possible gliance on the street is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He was actually arrested for being off of the rooftop bar.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
If you've ever dated an ad agency person or somebody
that works in advertising, you know this is not far
fetched at all.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Actually, yeah wild, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You don't have to date him, just know him then
you know here's your next headline for real news or
fake news. A segment where I give you a new
story from the week. You have to see if you
can tell whether it's a fake new story that people
actually believed or a real news story. Astronomer CEO tapped
as the news face of old Spice after one unreasonably
(04:57):
confident elevator ride.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
This is like I said, this is the guy from
the Coldblay concert.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, that had to step down at Astronomer because he
was caught cheating with his HR director. But its in
a move that has left both the tech and hygiene
industries blinking in confusion. Ry Walker, the CEO and co
founder of Astronomer, has been announced as the new face
of Old Spice's Swagger Tech campaign following what insiders are
(05:23):
calling the most alpha elevator ride in Procter and Gamble
Building's history. According to multiple accounts, Walker was visiting the
PNG headquarters to discuss a potential data pipeline optimization for
their supply chain when he allegedly exited the elevator in
slow motion, shirt slightly unbuttoned, holding a graft QLPI whatever
(05:46):
that is in one hand, and a tumoric smoothie in
the other AO and an execs saw him and said,
he's got to be the face of our new ad
campaign for swagger Tech Swaggertag. Yep, so he stepped down
as the e of astronomer. But now you'll be seeing
him all over the place. It's swaggered. Yeah, old spice.
(06:06):
I think it's a real new story or fake newstory.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You want to go with fake?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Fake?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, bro, that's real, kidding me. He needs a job. Yeah,
but now he's viral. But everybody is separating themselves from cheaters.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Even that whole football team that was like had astronomer
like doing ads or whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
They cut ties with them too.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Nope, they're like, he's viral, we can sell this broaduct
you're saying it's real Nickatoria, all right, that is a
fake news story.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, people actually believed. I can't believe he doesn't have
an ad campaign yet though. The way companies cash in.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Up, yeah, I mean it would be kind of funny.
The redemption story. He doesn't deserve that right now, but
she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
But
Breaking news right here on the Jewel Show. You heard
it first.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Researchers say that an ingredient and weed killer can damage organs,
So please stop using round up on your naughty bits.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
That's actually a real news story.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
But you see how easy it is stop to make
up news headlines. That's why every single week of this
time we bring you a cleverly named segment, real news
or Fake News, where I give you a news story
that went viral this week, and you have to see
if you can tell whether it's a real news story
or a fake news story that people actually believed. Will
(00:39):
do real news or fake news in three minutes, and
you can test your skills at spotting fake news.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
This just in on the Jewbeil Show. You heard it
here first.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Southwest Airlines has announced it will use a signed seating
starting January twenty seventh. Oh in other airline news, Spirit
is considering adding a no shirt, no shoes, no policy.
Yeah you know that goes see how easy it is
to create news. That's why every single week we bring
(01:08):
you the cleverly named segment real news or fake News,
where I give you a news story that's gone viral
this week, and you have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real news story or a fake
news story that people actually believed. Here's your first news
story for real news or fake news. Planet Fitness set
ablaze by a naked man with a great tam Oh.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Here's the story.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
A twenty five year old man in Florida was at
a Planet Fitness when they announced that they were closing,
and then for some reason, he went into a frenzy
and stripped off all his clothes, ran naked through the gym,
crawled into the ceiling, oh, knocked down several tiles throughout
the building, and started a fire in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
Of course, the gym police.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
The gym called the police, and when they shut up,
they found him hiding inside a tanning bed and arrested him.
And yes, he was still naked as charged with in
decent exposure, arson, criminal mischief, and providing false information to
law enforcement. Also having a great tan Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
And they still don't know what set him off. Is
that a real new story or a fake news story? Nina,
That is definitely a real news story.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I mean, imania, they can't work out. Its definitely gonna
freak out.
Speaker 2 (02:20):
Yeah, Victoria, you think that's a real new story or
a fake news story.
Speaker 4 (02:23):
I think fake because a lot of Planet Fitness are
they twenty four hours?
Speaker 3 (02:28):
I'm the twenty four hour fitness.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Dang an Wait, so I still say this week that
is a real news story.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Naked man with a great tan sets Jim Blaize, Oh.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
I love that. We laugh. Honestly, this poor guy needs
a hug for real.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
You're pumping your next headline for real news or fake
news where I give you a new story and you
have to see if you can tell whether it's a
real news story from the week or a.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
Fake one that when viral people actually believed it. Drunk
AD exec.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
He's off of rooftop bar am hitting people on the side.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Here's the story.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
An AD executive got arrested and fired for tinkling on
people's heads. A thirty year old executive from New York
was arrested in downtown Saint Petersburg over the weekend after
he got drunk at a rooftop bar and then pete
off the side of it. His name is Matthew Day,
and it's not clear if he was in town for
work or pleasure. Oh, but he was obviously partying. According
(03:28):
to the police, report he was at a rooftop bar
called the Landing around one thirty in the morning and
then whipped it out and pete off the side, hitting
several people on the sidewalk below. The rooftop bar makes
it sound side, but the building's only two stories, so
he was around fifteen feet above people when he pete
on their heads.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
That's so close.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
That's not bad.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
It's better than meaning high up knocking nut.
Speaker 2 (03:52):
Cops charged him with disorderly conduct and released him. He's
the co founder and head of Clients' Success, had an
ad agency called Media Secrets Success.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Yeah, this is a real news story or a fake
new story.
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Well Ribby Media Intact. I feel like this is real.
I do think it's real. ID it has to be vague.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
I mean, this man can't be in charge of clients Success.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
Look at what he's doing.
Speaker 4 (04:17):
A possible gliance on the street is a real news story.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
He was actually arrested for being off of the rooftop bar.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
If you've ever dated an ad agency person or somebody
that works in advertising, you know this is not far
fetched at all.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Actually, yeah wild, oh my god.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
You don't have to date him, just know him then
you know here's your next headline for real news or
fake news. A segment where I give you a new
story from the week. You have to see if you
can tell whether it's a fake new story that people
actually believed or a real news story. Astronomer CEO tapped
as the news face of old Spice after one unreasonably
(04:57):
confident elevator ride.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
This is like I said, this is the guy from
the Coldblay concert.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Yeah, that had to step down at Astronomer because he
was caught cheating with his HR director. But its in
a move that has left both the tech and hygiene
industries blinking in confusion. Ry Walker, the CEO and co
founder of Astronomer, has been announced as the new face
of Old Spice's Swagger Tech campaign following what insiders are
(05:23):
calling the most alpha elevator ride in Procter and Gamble
Building's history. According to multiple accounts, Walker was visiting the
PNG headquarters to discuss a potential data pipeline optimization for
their supply chain when he allegedly exited the elevator in
slow motion, shirt slightly unbuttoned, holding a graft QLPI whatever
(05:46):
that is in one hand, and a tumoric smoothie in
the other AO and an execs saw him and said,
he's got to be the face of our new ad
campaign for swagger Tech Swaggertag. Yep, so he stepped down
as the e of astronomer. But now you'll be seeing
him all over the place. It's swaggered. Yeah, old spice.
(06:06):
I think it's a real new story or fake newstory.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
You want to go with fake?
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Fake?
Speaker 3 (06:10):
Yeah, bro, that's real, kidding me. He needs a job. Yeah,
but now he's viral. But everybody is separating themselves from cheaters.
Speaker 5 (06:17):
Even that whole football team that was like had astronomer
like doing ads or whatever.
Speaker 3 (06:22):
They cut ties with them too.
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Nope, they're like, he's viral, we can sell this broaduct
you're saying it's real Nickatoria, all right, that is a
fake news story.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
Yeah, people actually believed. I can't believe he doesn't have
an ad campaign yet though. The way companies cash in.
Speaker 5 (06:35):
Up, yeah, I mean it would be kind of funny.
The redemption story. He doesn't deserve that right now, but
she doesn't.
Speaker 2 (06:41):
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