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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
This just in it's you will show. American Eagle Outfitters
has released new ads featuring Sidney Sweeney to promote their
new line of white hoodies. We'll see how that ends.
See how easy it is to create fake news. That's
why every single week we bring you the cleverly named
segment real News or Fake News, where I read a

(00:24):
news headline that went viral this week, and you have
to see if you can tell whether it's a real
news story or a fake one that people actually believed.
And we'll test your skills at spotting fake news. Coming
up right after it, it's time for real News or
Fake News. It's a dual show. It's very easy to
create fake news, and that's why every week at this

(00:45):
time we bring you the geniusly named segment real News
or Fake News, where Irene's read a news headline from
the week and you have to see if you can
tell whether it's a real news story or a fake
news story that when viral and people actually believed it.
Here's your first story for real news or fake news.
A solemn ash scattering ceremony interrupted by wet fart. Solemn

(01:08):
ash scattering ceremony interrupted by wet fart. Here's the story.
You can see if you think this is a real
news story or a fake news story, I think you're laughing.
I'm so grossed down. Video has gone viral of a
family that was doing an ash scattering ceremony on the water,

(01:31):
and when they were on the boat, they used the
free version of Spotify to play Frank Sinatra's The Impossible Dream.
The free version, of course, has ads, which they didn't
think about, and right after the song ended, an ad
came on for what to do when feeling constipated. And
the best part is the ad started with a wet

(01:52):
fart and it interrupted the ass scattering ceremony. Is it's
a real news story that went viral or a fake
news story that people actually believe. Has to be real.
This has to be real. I'm just saying it's real, Victorian,
I think this is real or fake. I'm hoping it's real.
You're hoping it's real. It is a real news story. Actually,
the audio of it happening. This is the quickest way

(02:30):
to clear out stuff. The family that was doing the
ashcatting ceremony did find it funny. I'm sure they did it.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
I thought it was like somebody there that did it,
so it's a little bit better that it was just
audio and not somebody else's wetness.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
The guy who filmed it actually joked that his mom
really needs to get Spotify Premium. Here's another headline for
real news or fake News? A segment where I give
you a news story and you have to see if
you can tell whether it's a real news story that
went viral or a fake news story that people actually believed.

(03:06):
Kentucky woman arrested for possessing meth at Disney World? Could
this be real? Real or fake? As Irem worried to
this story? Yes, sorry. A Kentucky woman was arrested after

(03:27):
allegedly possessing meth at Disney World. When security stopped her.
She had a bag with her that said Goofy's Headache Powdery,
and she was attempting to find Goofy so she could
do the headache powder with him. A Kentucky woman was
arrested at Disney World for attempting to do meth with Goofy.

(03:50):
Is that a real news story or a fake news?
Is real? Oh? My gosh, this is real? I am
also hoping this is real just because she wants to
do it with Goofy. This is one, of course, Yeah
what no word on if Goofy to grow up on
the headache bottle of This is so dangerous.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
There are children everywhere, and she's just walking around with
this bag that looks like powdered sugar. You just sprinkle
a little bit on the ground or hit somebody's churro.
You don't know who you're accidentally drugging. They're they're everywhere
in Disney so good.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
I mean, you've got enough sugar up kids running aund
where it seems like they're mathetics anyway, and then you
have to have a real one. They're trying to do
better with Goofy. It's ridiculous. Here's another headline for real
news or fake news? A segment where I read a
new story EPI see if you can tell whether it's
a real one or a fake one that went viral
and people actually believed it. The Nickelback causes disturbance during

(04:46):
camping trip. Oh, Nickelback causes disturbance during camping trip. And
we're talking about the band Nickelback. Yes, Okay. Last Thursday,
a search and rescue t in British Columbia, Canada was
called to a remote hiking and climbing area in the
woods after hikers reported hearing repeated cries. When they arrived,

(05:11):
the team heard faint yelling and closed in on the area.
Eventually they found a man who was camping alone, but
he wasn't in distress. He was just singing his heart
out to Nickelback songs. What I to Nickelback too. He
was just singing Nickelback so loud that campers and rescue

(05:32):
searchers thought that he was in distress. But he was
just singing Nickelback alone in the woods. Oh so sad.
It's gotta be so real because the guy's so sad.
Nickelback will make you cry.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
That has to be fake because you don't even want
to hear it.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
You should be able to hear the guy singing. Why
it's fake? You fake? It is a real news story. Absolutely. Yeah.
The guy was just singing Nickelback so loud that everybody
thought he was in trouble.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Hopefully, when they found and they gave him a hut,
they probably did it.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Yeah, They're like, man, you got to find a new band.
You need the