BONUS - Ridiculous Dating Non-Negotiables

What’s something so oddly specific it could ruin a relationship before it starts? For one listener, it’s a weird baby toe. For another, it’s making TikToks at the gym. In today’s episode, the team dives into a viral thread of the most ridiculous dating dealbreakers—and let’s just say things get personal fast.

From Victoria’s hatred of seafood refusers to Nina’s long-standing vendetta against ill-fitting jeans, this is a hilarious (and mildly unhinged) look at all the weird lines people draw when it comes to love.

And yes, someone still thinks joint Facebook accounts are romantic.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I won't date anyone who has a weird baby toe.
I've tried to get over it, and I just can't
get past it.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
You will show.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's a text we got in at four one o
six one with somebody's deal breaker. I guess they'll be
checking out your baby tow and if your baby tow
is not up to their liking, they can't date you.

Speaker 2 (00:18):
Is a baby toah?

Speaker 1 (00:20):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (00:21):
I thought it was like maybe the sixth toe that
you know sometimes like whoa what?

Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah, you don't know anybody that has a sixth No,
there was like a little baby that didn't get developed.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Maybe that's somebody's not me. I'm just saying maybe that
you have to have a six toe.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
I asked the question because there's a thread going viral
of people sharing their ridiculous non negotiables when it comes
to dating. So if you have a ridiculous deal breaker,
call us up eighty eight three four three one o
six one or text in four one oh six one.
What is something that is just a no for you?

Speaker 2 (00:50):
No matter what?

Speaker 3 (00:51):
Nina, do you have any Yeah? Well, there used to
be jeans. I used to be really particular about how
a man wears his jeans. Like if the legs were
too wide, I didn't don't like it. If it was
too small at the bottom and too wide at the top,
I didn't like it, it was too tight on the thighs.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
It just didn't work right.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
So something about wearing a good pair of jeans really
really does it for me, And if it's wrong, it
really gives me the egg.

Speaker 4 (01:14):
That's so weird to me because women love fixing men.
I'm tired, bron But that seems like an easy fix, right, Like,
because if you tell any dude, I don't want to
wear those jeans, I want to wear those ones, you'll
be like, cool, I didn't care about these ones. I
don't care about any of this.

Speaker 3 (01:29):
I mean, if I'm already fixing everything else, the last
thing I want to worry about is your jeans. So
you're welcome to all of you ladies who got my
old ones. But no, why aren't you tired having to
fix everything?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
I told you I have problems, But we're good now.

Speaker 4 (01:43):
I love how the jeans are the deal breaker, and
not the fact that he's got four girlfriends.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
I can fix that. None of them you can't fix.
I can fix that. Okay, we're joking. I'm tired. I
don't do any of that anymore. My man has already
constructed if you have.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Four girlfriends and you can't get your gen game right.
There's some of the people on social media that are
sharing their response to the ridiculous non negotiables that they have.
Somebody said that if they're going to date somebody, they
must be willing to delete all of their social media.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Oh, that sounds a bit excessive. That sounds controlling as
can be. Protect protect your piece, girl, And that's not peace.
That's something completely different.

Speaker 4 (02:31):
Oh wow, I mean, could you imagine actually doing that?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Though? I bet you some people do. Oh I'm sure
they do. You anything and then the manipulation begins.

Speaker 4 (02:39):
Reminds me of those joint accounts you see on Facebook
all the time.

Speaker 2 (02:42):
Oh yeah, Jenny and Jared.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
It's like, oh, you know, it's just Jenny, Jerry's I
don't care whatever.

Speaker 3 (02:49):
Well, Jared gets dropped eventually, it was just Jenny.

Speaker 1 (02:54):
Another non negotiable that someone has when it comes to
dating is they won't they anybody who makes tiktoks at
the gym.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Actually that's really valid, that's fair. It tells you a
lot about a person that makes tiktoks at.

Speaker 4 (03:05):
A gym, TikTok's in public, Like, no tiktoks in public?

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Who feel like you're doing like a dance? No especially then?

Speaker 4 (03:12):
Yeah, if you're interrupting other people's lives in public, like
you're at the grocery store and you're didn't do a
dance in the aisle done, There's no way I could
ever be attracted to.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Somebody texted in at four one to six one and
said they won't date anybody who doesn't have a go
to karaoke song.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
You gotta have that? Yeah, wanted better live on Jobe Okay? No, Yeah,
we've heard you do it brother times with many many
e'spresent Martinez.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I have a deal breaker and non negotiable, but I've
gone against it a couple of times, and each time
I've gone against it, it has worked out horribly for me.
What is it, I won't date anybody who doesn't who
won't eat seafood? Why specifically if you won't eat seafood
and you've never tried it? Okay, because to me, that's
like a personality thing, right. You're not willing to just

(03:59):
give it a chance and try to experience new things.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Yeah, you just are stuck and you're like, no, it's
gross because it's sushi.

Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, how do you know?

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Have you ever had sushi? No, it's just gross. Okay,
so you're stunted at five years old.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
That's kind of how I feel.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
And when I've got against it, it was spot off.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Rule.

Speaker 2 (04:20):
Okay, well now we stick to.

Speaker 4 (04:22):
It, right, Yes, that is such a good point though,
if you haven't tried something and you're not willing to
try it boring, like.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
How do you know you hate it if you're having
given it a shot, Like if you've tasted fish before
or eaten sushi and been like, it's disgusting. I couldn't
handle it. I don't want to ever eat sushi again. Okay,
at least you tried it. But just one of those
people that's like, it's so gross, that's raw fish extra thing,
Well they don't know, Yeah, put in your mouth the texture. Well, Victoria,

(04:51):
another red flag and then there's levels to it. I
guess I didn't think about that next time with the
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