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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Now that I've got your attention, this is just in
twenty percent of adults get their news from TikTok Ay.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Believe.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
There's no joke with that. That's an actual fact.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
And that's why every single week we have to bring
you the cleverly named segment real News or Fake News,
where I read you a news.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Headline that's gone viral this week, and you have to
tell me.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
If it's a real news story or a fake one
that people actually believed. It's a lot harder to spot
the fake news than you think, and it's always fun
to try and see if you can. And we'll do
real News or Fake News right after this. It's the
Jubile Show. It's time to see if you can spot
what's a real news story or a fake news story.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Every single week we bring you this segment.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Real News or Fake News, where I read a news
story from the week that's gone viral and you have
to see if you can tell me whether it's a
real news story or a fake one.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
It's called real news or fake news. And here we go,
and it's hard.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
We do this because twenty percent of adults get their
news from TikTok Well, yep, and so we have to
do this kind of public service. It really is all right,
here we go. Here's your first headline for real news
or fake news. Tell me if you think this is
it a real news story or a fake news story
that's gone viral? Hans, the American tourists will force Ireland
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to give iconic statue a boob job.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Is that a real news story or fake news story?
Here are the details of the story.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
No. The statue of a woman sits outside of Saint
Andrew's Church and it's known as Molly Malone. It's been
there since nineteen eighty eight, and since then tourists, especially
American tourists, flocked to the destination to grope the statues
fun bags for pictures. Why it happens so often that
eventually the statue that steel but has been brushed black,
(01:48):
had just the tata's part rubbed off enough so that
Molly Maloney's Maloney's bright and shiny and.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
The rest of the statue was dark.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
So they were and they had to give her a
booby redoing. And they're now asking that American tourists look
but don't touch. And if they do want to touch,
they are asked to leave a tip so that they
can use that the next time they have to touch
up Maloney's Maloney.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Oh that's smart.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Actually it's like a stripper kind of but like not. Yeah,
it's a real news story or a fake news story.
And you know this is a.
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Real news story.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
I know this is a real news story because if
I were that American tourist, I know I would have
done the same thing.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
I would take up picture.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I would think I was funny, especially in Ireland after
you had some pines.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
I'm definitely filling up a.
Speaker 3 (02:38):
Maloney Victoria hands.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
The American tourists force Ireland to give iconic statue a
boo job.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Is that a real new story or a fake new story?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
It's fake? Please tell me to stay. You would have
Maloney those MALONEI I would not guarantee you was.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
I leave the statue alone in line right now.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
If you know anything about American tourists, it is.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
Help it.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
There's just something something about it.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's like when you're in Italy and it's like all
the naked statues are everywhere.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
You can't help a pinch of butt it.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like we did it here where we were we the
show actually was hanging out at an event, like a
couple of weeks ago, and there was a dog statue,
and I got down and sniffed the dog, sniffed the
dogs bum bums. Yeah, exactly, So you can't help but
mess with the statues. Maybe it's an American thing.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
I don't know.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
I don't know why we're like this.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
You really are.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Culture.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Here's another story for real news or fake news, the
segment where I give you a news story and you
have to tell me if it's a fake one or
a real one that's gone viral. This week, Tampa mom
turns son in after finding heist vision board under his bed. Oh,
Tampa mom turns son in after finding heist vision board
under his bed. Is this a real news story or
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a fake one that's gone viral? Here are the details
of the story. He was going to rob a bank
with a water gun and a door dash bag.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Some Tampa. This comes ro out of Tampa, Florida.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
That's a quote from the mother, says a twenty eight
year old Florida man is behind bars after his own
mother turned him into authorities for planning a second make
bank robbery. Yeah, a scheme that she discovered while cleaning
under his bed twenty eight year old, she was cleaning
under his bed, But according to police, Dennis Caldwell, a
(04:30):
part time vape shop clerk.
Speaker 4 (04:33):
And proclaimed urban.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
Ninja who was caught red handed after his mother deliberately
reported him to police when she stumbled across a suspiciously
labeled folder under his bed titled Operation Bank Robbery Number two.
Suspicious mom says that she knew something was up and
(04:59):
she called police.
Speaker 3 (05:00):
She said he hasn't.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Paid written two months, and he kept referring to himself
on the phone with his friends as the withdrawer, withdraw
the superhero or something under her sad. In the folder
that was labeled Operation Bank Robbery Number two, she found
a map of a local bank and trust.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
The vault was circled in pink highlighter.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Of course, a to do list that said included get
ski mask or Halloween mask, Google how Die packs work,
and by gum for what Why the.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Gum was on there? Maybe just thought of it while.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
He was extra Yes to put it over the cameras.
I've seen those movies too. Urban Ninja.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Also a note that said tell mom, I'm at yoga.
During the job, the mom reportedly said to reporters yoga.
He's never even touched a vegetable, let alone do yoga.
She immediately called police, said that she gave birth to him,
but she's not about to bail him out of.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
An FBI situation.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
She said that he was in the basement and on
him was a NERF gun and a Duffel bag. Wow,
and police came and arrested him before he had an
opportunity to rob his second bank, so he's obviously done
it before.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
The Yeah, say, real news story or a fake news story? Oh,
this is real.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
There are too many details that track urban Ninda vape store,
twenty eight year old living at home tracks all the way.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, Victoria, is this a real news story or a
fake new story? Tampa mom turns her son Sunday in
after finding heist vision board under his bed.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
It's hard. So it's Florida, but I think it's fake.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
But like in your heart, do you think it's really fake?
I mean this can be real.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Like, yeah, it's Florida, so again, it's real.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
The mom did have a quote that said I didn't
raise no criminal. I raised it for escinator who's watched
Ocean eleven too many times. I hope he uses jail
time to reflect and maybe get a real job or
at least a better alias than the withdrawal for real.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
I think that's what I'd be most ashamed of.
Speaker 3 (07:12):
This is a real news story. Yes, of course, are
you serious Florida?
Speaker 2 (07:17):
I'm pretty I'm so proud of this mom though, because
you would think of Florida mom would do anything she
could to protect.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Him, right. You feel like in Florida the mom would
be like, I'm coming with you on the robbin together.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Yeah, I got the sweetheart.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
I'm really proud of her. Tournament me too, ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
So what did we learn from today's real news or
fake news?
Speaker 4 (07:36):
Hide your plans better?
Speaker 1 (07:39):
That Americans are just weird creatures, aren't we We're rubbing
We're rubbing the breasts off of statues over in Ireland
where they have to redo them, and then we're putting
together vision boards to rub a bank and labeling our
secret folders bank robbery number two.
Speaker 4 (07:55):
Hey, easy to the void.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
We gotta know what it's for. Ye make me feel
really special with the American in tensions. Man, You're like,
where did I put on the bank robber thing?
Speaker 3 (08:04):
What was it?
Speaker 1 (08:05):
Was it. I don't remember what I title it Dan exactly,
So you have to list label it that all right?
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Speaker 5 (08:22):
What I don't Oh, hey is this Cecily.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Hey, Cecily P. Deekins here with apartments. I'm on the
maintenance crew, just calling to let you know we had
to enter your unit. It's been taken care of, but
there was a pipe that had sprung a leak and
threatened to really flood your whole place.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
But we got it. Nothing to worry about. You won't
even know we were.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Here, but you know, of course I have to call
let you know that we were inter entered your apartment
to fix that leak.
Speaker 3 (09:04):
So just giving you oh my gosh, oh my gosh, wow.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
Oh okay, what I'm hearing.
Speaker 4 (09:13):
In the background?
Speaker 3 (09:14):
What's that? Uh? What's that? Sorry? What's it?
Speaker 1 (09:19):
What am I hearing in the background?
Speaker 5 (09:22):
Uh?
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Right now, I don't know. Maybe it's on your end.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
No, no, I'm hearing like a piano in the background.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Oh yeah, that's because I this is really cool. I've
never seen one of our units with a piano in it.
This thing is awesome.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
It's funny.
Speaker 5 (09:40):
Excuse me, excuse me, excuse me?
Speaker 3 (09:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, sorry about that. Yeah. No no, no, no,
no no no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no no. That is a family heirloom.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
That that that piano is precious.
Speaker 2 (09:53):
Why are you playing my piano?
Speaker 4 (09:55):
I thought you were there fixing leak.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Oh yeah, we finished that up. I just sat down
on the piano bench and thought i'd give it a try.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
How am I doing?
Speaker 4 (10:02):
No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
No no no no no no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 5 (10:07):
You don't understand that. You don't understand.
Speaker 4 (10:09):
You don't know. I thought you were supposed to come
in and fix the leak.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, get the piano, got it taken care of.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
No, but you don't. No, no, but you don't. I'm
hearing you playing the piano. You're playing my piano.
Speaker 3 (10:22):
Yeah, I figured i'd give the keys a little shot,
you know. How am I doing?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Wait? Wait wait, wait sir yes, sir