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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The craziest thing in the universe has happened, and the
world just cannot stop talking about the fact that Taylor
Swift and Travis Kelcey are engaged. The Jew will show
And I know at this point you probably think you've
heard all there is to discuss about the biggest engagement
in the history of mankind. But think again, because you
probably haven't heard all the crazy things that have happened,
(00:22):
including all the insane social media reactions.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
I believe, And we'll go over it all.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
And play the audio for you next. So don't go
anywhere even if you want to. It doesn't matter. The
only thing that anybody is talking about is Taylor Swift
and Travis kels A getting engaged, and it will be
that way for the next six months at least, so
you have no choice, but we'll play the audio for
you it it's hilarious.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Next, so Jew will show Taylor.
Speaker 3 (00:46):
Swift is engage. Taylor Swift is engaged. This come back
to me, she just posted it.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
This is a news reporter after the news broke.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Taylor Swift is engage. Taylor Swift, disengage. This come back
to me, she just posted it. Oh my god, Oh
my God, I feel like Paul Revere right now. This
is a very exciting moment for me in my professional
career because I get to announce that Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelsey are engaged. Very exciting here that we get
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to break that and.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Tell you about that. She's freaking out with me for life.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
I have a feeling, though, basing his prior statements, the
President will not be having a Taylor Swift wedding in
the ballroom.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
Olivia Ronaldi, thank you read. I'm trying to get to
the serious news.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
Nobody cares about anything the President says for the next
I think year.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
What did he say?
Speaker 4 (01:41):
I kind of yeah. I was also just kind of
second how she compared herself to Paul Revere.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
But that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
It's the Jewbil Show. And I know by now, unless
you live I would say under a rock. But I'm
sure even ants are talking about it. If I'm on
another planet, then you've heard that Taylor Swift is now
engaged to Travis Kelcey. It's insane. It's literally the only
thing that anybody is talking about and probably will continue
to talk about until they get married.
Speaker 4 (02:11):
I will say I was trying to think about this,
but I think there's more to the story than just
the fact that they're getting married.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
I mean, people are so excited because it gives you
this hope.
Speaker 4 (02:18):
It gives you hope all of the things will work
out because Taylor has had all of that drama with
all of her other boyfriends and all of the songs
and everything publicly, and now she gets her happy ending.
So if Taylor gets her happy ending, it so that.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Is why I'm happy, not with Taylor, but for me.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
One person on social media said that their wife cried
harder than at their own wedding getting the news that
Taylor Swift was married.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I did see a lot of people on social media crying,
and I was like, guys, why are we crying a.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Lot of social media reaction if you haven't heard all
the details about the engagement.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
We'll go over those real quick.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
But we've got some great audio for you of people
freaking out they got engaged and they play full Instagram
caption that read your English teacher and your gym teacher
are getting married.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
That is really cute.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Which The ring that Travis Kelsey got her is a
custom designed Old Mind brilliant cut diamond ring created by
a jeweler and it's worth around they estimate five hundred
and fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
That's it. Yeah, I thought it'd be more than that.
I'm not gonna trump.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
I thought it was gonna be more than that too.
I mean you see how big it was. I was like,
that's got to be like.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
All really, is that not like a lot of money?
Or of course that's a lot of money for normal people.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Politicians were weighing in, companies were weighing, and everybody's talking
about the fact that Taylor Swift is engaged. One gym
teacher actually did this.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
You know, we were supposed to have a biokay vision today,
but Taylors just got engage.
Speaker 6 (03:49):
No, he canceled the class.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
What's gonna get done?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
Actually very smart, He's like, yeah, there's no way these
kids are gonna be able to take a test. Also,
he probably wanted to just go hop on the internet
and be like, oh I.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Do see all the reactions like the soundtrack is mine.
Guess who's engaged? Yeah, guess who's engaged someone?
Speaker 6 (04:23):
You know probably what Taylor Swift's engage. Okay, okay, Literally
people are crying like it's their cousin or something that
their cousin hasn't been able to find anybody.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
And they finally did, oh my.
Speaker 6 (04:41):
God, okay, we're gonna sorry, we're gonna shift beers here.
Speaker 7 (04:45):
So okay, where did this come out?
Speaker 4 (04:56):
Which said was, he's what I to do one of
those big public.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Weddings like the Royals do.
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Yeah, you know what I mean and the like have
the parade with their carriage and and everybody.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
We're still tripping out because even at this big company
that we worked for, all the corporate emails from like
you know, it was fifty to sixty year old dudes
just emailing like thirteen year old fangirls on like all
all all company emails, just like did you hear the news?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Oh my god?
Speaker 4 (05:23):
And I love how late they were on it too,
but they're like, we got this in the first fifteen minutes.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
We're like, bro, we've got one minute. We'll allay.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Here's another fan on social media reacting to Taylor Swift's
engagement news.
Speaker 5 (05:37):
This is what the countdown of countdowns led to. We've
had all of these countdowns dropping all of the Rainbow
vinyl variants, and fans noticed that they were counting down
in their countdowns, and at the end of her countdowns
dropping actual merge, we get.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
The announcement of her engagement.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
This isn't the first time we've seen this pattern, though,
because we saw this with the listening parties on Taylor Nation,
where we counted up or down through all of Taylor's work,
and we stopped that lover and skipped to celebrating the.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
End she's breaking this down.
Speaker 8 (06:06):
Which was Christmas on the Tailor Nation timeline, and on
that day Travis posted the Carousel of Pictures where he
posted Taylor on his Instagram for the first time, which
they still don't follow each other, by the.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Way, they imagine if Taylor Swift was doing all this
by accident, like she wasn't actually planning. I know she
is with all the number stuff, but imagine if she
was just doing by mistake. But the fans are the
ones reading into.
Speaker 5 (06:25):
Engaged now and they don't follow each other, and the
Tailor Nation listening parties skipped Lover and went to folklore
and this garden many of the people in my comments
have pointed out looks a lot like this.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Garden from talking about the garden where they got engaged.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Sure, and look at the Cherub. In this scene of
the music video, there are very similar cherub light.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Posts next to the meek And it was just posting.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Yesterday about how the red vinyl is completing the rainbow
that she was making with the vinyl colors, and the
colors are just a more saturated version of the pastel
rainbows of the Lover era and the red vinyl cane.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
Real quick, I just want to say for any dudes
out there, you know who rip on people who are
into Taylor Swift and stuff like that, she's breaking this
down like your favorite sports commentation you watch on all
day long if it was about sports. She's doing the
same thing the day after.
Speaker 5 (07:09):
The anniversary of Lover in then you need to calm down.
Music video from the Lover era archer shoot at a target.
So again, all of this culminating in the red vinyl.
Speaker 4 (07:19):
Travis Kelsey wasn't around during Lover though, That's what I'm so.
That is a stretch because I don't think that she
planned for her engagement back all the way at Lover stretch, yes.
Speaker 2 (07:29):
But low key kind of makes a little sense. And
that's the countdown to TTPD.
Speaker 5 (07:34):
Is the manuscript now and then she rereads the manuscript
of the entire tour and affair.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
How did it end?
Speaker 5 (07:38):
Haven't you heard they called it all off? One gasp?
And then how did it end? We already have the
end of the story in two forms. She said Midnights
was a visual album, and this is the visual and
this is okay.
Speaker 4 (07:49):
I she had me at the beginning, like with the
numbers and all the countdowns, which also, Taylor, are you tired? Like,
how do you Well, that makes sense because I heard
they actually got engaged like two weeks ago.
Speaker 2 (07:59):
Yeah, that part makes sense. The countdowns do. But yeah,
she lost me at Lover. I don't know because that
doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
All I can think is what what have they slid
through without us paying attention?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
You know, the powers that be?
Speaker 1 (08:12):
There's got to be something, right, I mean, if there's
a illuminati, Taylor Shift is definitely at the part of it,
and they're like, hey, get engaged because we need to
slide this bill through or something like that. Something happens,
Something has happened in the news cycle that we should
have heard about that we didn't hear about because Taylor
Stift got engaged. Oh no, when they made that announcement
that would be if that would be the perfect time
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to release the Epstein files.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Literally nobody would know