October 28, 2025 • 6 mins
Tired of dead-end matches? In this episode we break down the viral Hinge prompt everyone’s trying: “Would you rather fight a chicken every time you start your car, or an orangutan once a year (you never know when)?” Hear the hilarious reactions, the chicken-vs-orangutan debate, and what each answer actually might say about a guy (spoiler: one choice screams “practical,” the other screams “wild card”). If you swipe dating profiles, this segment will change how you write your prompts — and who you decide to match with.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
Hey there. Who would have thought that, out of all
the people.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On hands, you and I would find each other. Huh.
I know it's our first date, but I gotta tell
you I'm feeling things I haven't felt without the help
of medication, and you wile. Hey, I got a fun
get to know you A question. If I was in
your alarm clock, how would you like me to wake
you up with some light beeping, some loud clanging, or
(00:27):
just one big dog?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Where are you going? Why are you leaving? Why are
you leaving? The date's not done yet. The dating world
is dangerous.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That it's got a lot of landmines, and it's hard
to even get a conversation started a lot of times. Well,
one woman is going viral today because she says that
she figured out the one question that will always get
a guy to respond to you on hinge. What's the
question and does it work? We'll go over it right
after this. Do you wish more people would talk to
you on the dating apps? Said you will show well
(00:59):
if you do your luck. Because one woman is going
viral today because she says she's figured out the one
question that will always get a guy to respond to
you on hinge. Yeah, good, talk about it right now.
And also she has theories on what you should do
with the answer that the guy gives you as well.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh teez.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So what is the question that this woman says automatically
will get every guy to respond to you if you
put it as you're prompt on hinge And by the way,
if your dude collus, let us know what you think
eight eight eight yes, three four three six one eight
eight eight three four three one six one, you can
also text us at four one oh six one. But
here is the prompt that she says works every single
time on the dating apps to get a guy to
talk to you. You up, that one probably works as well,
(01:42):
but it's would you rather fight a chicken every time
you turn your car on? Or an orangutang once a
year but you never know when it will appear for what?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Why would He says that it works every single time
to get guys to respond.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
She says that guys eat it up.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Why do you guys want to fight something so bad?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Always do that, dude, they always do? Oh give my
testosterone room use.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, it's like because most dudes, you know, we feel
like we're living in an action movie at all times.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So you just want to fight something you.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Don't really want to fight, but you've got to be
ready because you don't know, you know what I mean, Like,
you don't know when you're gonna be driving down the
street and then all of a sudden, something's gonna happen,
and some dude's gonna give you a briefcase to tell
you to protect it, you know, and you got to
do everything you can to protect it, and like somehow
you realize that, oh my gosh, in another life, I
was taught of these spy moves and I don't remember
because they put a microchip in my brain, you know
(02:31):
what I mean, that kind of stuff, It could happen,
So you just got to be ready. That's why dudes
love the question. I guess, would you rather fight a
chicken every time you turn your car on? Or in
a rangus hanging once a year but you never know
when it will appear.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I think it also is that moment for for a
guy to be like, this is how I could protect you,
This is how I can impress you, Yeah, by taking
down the chicken. You know.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I think there are those guys too, Yeah that way.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
But is it like do I want to protect you
or do I just like see it actually happening in
my head because this just reminds me my little brother
or ask for a tomahawk for Christmas last year?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
For what? Why?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Not said?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It just yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
He ever got lost in a forest? Like why would
you be lost in a forest? Got to be prepared
for why this is just a man thing? You just
want to get lost? Never know?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Animalistic? Maybe it's just one of those things. It's like cavemen.
It's instilled in you.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No, but apparently this question will get guys to respond
to you every single time on hinge. Would you rather
fight a chicken every time you turn a car on?
Or an orangutang once a year? But you never know
when it will appear. Here's what she had to say
about the answers to that question.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I think a lot of you aren't doing hinge dates question.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
If a man chooses an orangutan, you do not want
to match with this man. Well, let's start with he
cannot fight in orangutan, so he's likely overconfident, egotistical. He's
basically gaslating himself, so he's gonna gaslate you babe, And
it's gonna argues, argue rather than to solve a problem.
So just trust me on this one. Do not match
with men who is a ranguetan. You want to match
with chicken munt. All right, these are husband and boyfriend material.
They are practical, they are logical sinkers. They thought through
(04:07):
this problem and came to the most rational solution. Okay,
They're willing to do something like a little annoying on
a day to day basis because they know it's a smarter,
safer choice.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I disagree. I think the chicken dude is boring. Oh
I was just turning, Well, maybe it's a safe bet. Like,
if you want safety instability, then I would go with
the fight a chicken every time you turn on your
car guy, right, because safety instability. He always knows it's
coming every single day, every single time he turns his
car on, he knows the chicken is going to show.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But he's got to fight the chicken.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Right, So the orangutan guy is a little bit of
a wild card. That's what I like about the rangu tank.
Do I think I can beat an a rangutan? Absolutely?
Why it's once a year and you never know when
it will happen. Right, So you see in every day's
an adventure because you're looking over your shoulder NonStop, like
when is that dude going to show up? Okay, but
it might be the grocery stomograss and fruit loops and
behind those shot loops is gonna be in a rangutank
(04:57):
facing it's on?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
But see that doesn't feel very comforting.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Then I feel like you're always distracted waiting for the orangutang,
And then where's the attention?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Not on me? A bad listener at that point?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, or you forget about the orangutang, like you're not
gonna remember the orangutang. I'm sorry, but you're gonna forget
about it at one point when it doesn't come for
like the whole half a year.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And that's very true. If it's a guy with add yeah,
that would definitely be me. Hello, Hey, Hello, it's on
the phone. Hell, Hey, what's up? Who's this good?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Would you rather fight a chicken every time you turn
your car on? Or an orangutang once a year but
you never know when it will appear. I'll you're doing
the chicken?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Huh really? Why? Yeah, the chicken is smaller.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Maybe we should go further to ask, how would you
fight the chicken because a kick to the chicken feels
a little bit easy.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's not that's not hot, like you do at least
with your hands.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I mean, son have much strong leg and I'll just
particularly like a soccer ball.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
All right, that's attractive. That's what women want you guy
who will kick a chicken? I just won't you reason
with it? Just tell it to move out of the way. No,
that's not a question. Would you rather reason what the
chicken wants? Different?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Time you's are in your car or fighting a dragon
ting ancy year like, I never do know what.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Happens the reasons he got paid. That's a chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I hear you, and I understand how you're feeling, and
I also want you to get on my car or
I'm going to kick you in the face.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Chicken. Yes, it's your decision. That's ever you pick.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
That's h I don't want to dismiss your feelings, but
you're about to get kicked in the face.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Chicken.
Hey there. Who would have thought that, out of all
the people.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
On hands, you and I would find each other. Huh.
I know it's our first date, but I gotta tell
you I'm feeling things I haven't felt without the help
of medication, and you wile. Hey, I got a fun
get to know you A question. If I was in
your alarm clock, how would you like me to wake
you up with some light beeping, some loud clanging, or
(00:27):
just one big dog?
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Where are you going? Why are you leaving? Why are
you leaving? The date's not done yet. The dating world
is dangerous.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
That it's got a lot of landmines, and it's hard
to even get a conversation started a lot of times. Well,
one woman is going viral today because she says that
she figured out the one question that will always get
a guy to respond to you on hinge. What's the
question and does it work? We'll go over it right
after this. Do you wish more people would talk to
you on the dating apps? Said you will show well
(00:59):
if you do your luck. Because one woman is going
viral today because she says she's figured out the one
question that will always get a guy to respond to
you on hinge. Yeah, good, talk about it right now.
And also she has theories on what you should do
with the answer that the guy gives you as well.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Oh teez.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
So what is the question that this woman says automatically
will get every guy to respond to you if you
put it as you're prompt on hinge And by the way,
if your dude collus, let us know what you think
eight eight eight yes, three four three six one eight
eight eight three four three one six one, you can
also text us at four one oh six one. But
here is the prompt that she says works every single
time on the dating apps to get a guy to
talk to you. You up, that one probably works as well,
(01:42):
but it's would you rather fight a chicken every time
you turn your car on? Or an orangutang once a
year but you never know when it will appear for what?
Speaker 1 (01:52):
Yep?
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Why would He says that it works every single time
to get guys to respond.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
She says that guys eat it up.
Speaker 3 (01:57):
Why do you guys want to fight something so bad?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Always do that, dude, they always do? Oh give my
testosterone room use.
Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, it's like because most dudes, you know, we feel
like we're living in an action movie at all times.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
So you just want to fight something you.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Don't really want to fight, but you've got to be
ready because you don't know, you know what I mean, Like,
you don't know when you're gonna be driving down the
street and then all of a sudden, something's gonna happen,
and some dude's gonna give you a briefcase to tell
you to protect it, you know, and you got to
do everything you can to protect it, and like somehow
you realize that, oh my gosh, in another life, I
was taught of these spy moves and I don't remember
because they put a microchip in my brain, you know
(02:31):
what I mean, that kind of stuff, It could happen,
So you just got to be ready. That's why dudes
love the question. I guess, would you rather fight a
chicken every time you turn your car on? Or in
a rangus hanging once a year but you never know
when it will appear.
Speaker 4 (02:42):
I think it also is that moment for for a
guy to be like, this is how I could protect you,
This is how I can impress you, Yeah, by taking
down the chicken. You know.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I think there are those guys too, Yeah that way.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
But is it like do I want to protect you
or do I just like see it actually happening in
my head because this just reminds me my little brother
or ask for a tomahawk for Christmas last year?
Speaker 1 (03:05):
For what? Why?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Not said?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
It just yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:11):
He ever got lost in a forest? Like why would
you be lost in a forest? Got to be prepared
for why this is just a man thing? You just
want to get lost? Never know?
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Animalistic? Maybe it's just one of those things. It's like cavemen.
It's instilled in you.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
No, but apparently this question will get guys to respond
to you every single time on hinge. Would you rather
fight a chicken every time you turn a car on?
Or an orangutang once a year? But you never know
when it will appear. Here's what she had to say
about the answers to that question.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I think a lot of you aren't doing hinge dates question.
Speaker 5 (03:44):
If a man chooses an orangutan, you do not want
to match with this man. Well, let's start with he
cannot fight in orangutan, so he's likely overconfident, egotistical. He's
basically gaslating himself, so he's gonna gaslate you babe, And
it's gonna argues, argue rather than to solve a problem.
So just trust me on this one. Do not match
with men who is a ranguetan. You want to match
with chicken munt. All right, these are husband and boyfriend material.
They are practical, they are logical sinkers. They thought through
(04:07):
this problem and came to the most rational solution. Okay,
They're willing to do something like a little annoying on
a day to day basis because they know it's a smarter,
safer choice.
Speaker 2 (04:17):
I disagree. I think the chicken dude is boring. Oh
I was just turning, Well, maybe it's a safe bet. Like,
if you want safety instability, then I would go with
the fight a chicken every time you turn on your
car guy, right, because safety instability. He always knows it's
coming every single day, every single time he turns his
car on, he knows the chicken is going to show.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
But he's got to fight the chicken.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Right, So the orangutan guy is a little bit of
a wild card. That's what I like about the rangu tank.
Do I think I can beat an a rangutan? Absolutely?
Why it's once a year and you never know when
it will happen. Right, So you see in every day's
an adventure because you're looking over your shoulder NonStop, like
when is that dude going to show up? Okay, but
it might be the grocery stomograss and fruit loops and
behind those shot loops is gonna be in a rangutank
(04:57):
facing it's on?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
But see that doesn't feel very comforting.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Then I feel like you're always distracted waiting for the orangutang,
And then where's the attention?
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Not on me? A bad listener at that point?
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Yeah, or you forget about the orangutang, like you're not
gonna remember the orangutang. I'm sorry, but you're gonna forget
about it at one point when it doesn't come for
like the whole half a year.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
And that's very true. If it's a guy with add yeah,
that would definitely be me. Hello, Hey, Hello, it's on
the phone. Hell, Hey, what's up? Who's this good?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Would you rather fight a chicken every time you turn
your car on? Or an orangutang once a year but
you never know when it will appear. I'll you're doing
the chicken?
Speaker 1 (05:41):
Huh really? Why? Yeah, the chicken is smaller.
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Maybe we should go further to ask, how would you
fight the chicken because a kick to the chicken feels
a little bit easy.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
That's not that's not hot, like you do at least
with your hands.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
I mean, son have much strong leg and I'll just
particularly like a soccer ball.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
All right, that's attractive. That's what women want you guy
who will kick a chicken? I just won't you reason
with it? Just tell it to move out of the way. No,
that's not a question. Would you rather reason what the
chicken wants? Different?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
Time you's are in your car or fighting a dragon
ting ancy year like, I never do know what.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
Happens the reasons he got paid. That's a chicken.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
I hear you, and I understand how you're feeling, and
I also want you to get on my car or
I'm going to kick you in the face.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Chicken. Yes, it's your decision. That's ever you pick.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
That's h I don't want to dismiss your feelings, but
you're about to get kicked in the face.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Chicken.
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