November 4, 2025 • 6 mins
Tinder horror stories take center stage on The Jubal Show! From dates in SpongeBob pajamas to accidental cousin matches and pro athlete/drug dealer mix-ups, our listeners share their most awkward, hilarious, and jaw-dropping dating experiences. If you’ve ever wondered how Tinder can go hilariously wrong, this episode is a must-listen.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
So I get on Tender. I am match with the guy.
He says, I want to see you today, and I said, well,
I only have a forty five minute window before I
have to go and pick up my children. We'll just
meet for coffee. I'm like, okay, cool, and mind you.
I was a teacher at the time, so I'm wearing
professional clothing. So I'm there at the coffee shop. He
enters and he is wearing SpongeBob SquarePants, flannel SATs, sand
(00:22):
giant wolf slippers. And I see three of my current
students walk in and said. The whole time, I'm thinking
they know I'm on a date.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's the Jewble Show.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And it's impossible to be on any dating app, especially Tender,
without having a ridiculous dating story. And I know that
because the turn is going viral off people sharing their
Tender horror stories and calls up if you have your
own eight eight eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one,
and we'll go over it next so you can delete
the app right away.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It's the Jewble Show about an Ail Rim.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
She got up skirts with toilet and she came She
came back after a little while, and she said, I
don't know how to tell you this name. I know
it's really awkward, but I went to the toilets. It
wouldn't flush, and I panics and I wrapped it up
in toilet paper and I threw us up your window,
and I said, you know, we'll get a plastic bag
and we'll go out to the garden and deal with it.
But unfortunately, that's when we discovered it was it was
(01:14):
trapped between two windows. I can't imagine what was going
through her head, but she dealt with it very very well.
I think she was reaching in and reaching in, she
couldn't quite get there, so she put her kind of
head and shoulders in and was trying to trying to
get inside, and I sort of like boosting her up
to help her in. She did reach it to me,
and then she did. We we kind of launched it
into a toilet. That was that was dealt with. She
(01:35):
cannot get out, and I was I was pulling and
pulling and pulling and pulling her hands, and we tried
every which way.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Because did you tell them the whole story? No, so
I told him. She dropped her phone.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I think when I did the nine like dying, they
dropped a phone.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Her again the story from a guy who had obviously
very awkward wow date from tender And there's a trend
going viral of people sharing they are worst tender date story.
So call us up if you have your own, if
you think you can top that one eighty eight three
four three one o six one eight eight eight three
four three one o six one.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You can also dm.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Us at the Jewel Show what is your worst tender
dating story?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But let's go over some of the top responses.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
One person said that they got a tender notification on
their phone and then realized that they don't have tender
and they were holding their girlfriend's phone. Oh. I had
a little heart attack, stared at the screen for ten seconds,
trying to convince myself maybe tender was like a new
weather app. Spoiler alert, it wasn't crush. Also eighted eight
(02:37):
three four three one six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
If you have a horrible tender.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Dating story, which pretty much everybody does, Hey Diana, Hey.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
What's up? You have a horrible tender date story?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yes, Oh my god, I went on this tender date
and right off the bat the guy just already seemed
a little off to me, and you just started talking
about how men are superior.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Just just know.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I didn't ask him, There was just nothing to really
prompt him. Yeah, that's very attractive.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I was gonna say, who thinks that's hot? I don't know.
Then then what, well, then he started.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Then he started talking about this study apparently how women
have an emotional reaction to the color red, and very
uncomfortable because I just happened to be wearing a red shirt,
but he just started talking about it. I don't even
know what he was saying, because by like minute two
I just started tuning him out and listening to like
(03:40):
the bar music and being basically and he just kept
going on for about an hour. No, lie, the whole
date about this.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
About how men are superior.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Wow, how about men are superior and women have an
emotional reaction to the color red? And by the end
of day the date, he was like, Wow, this is
really great. I really think we connected really well, like
I would love to see you again, And I was
just like what, like I was, I didn't even.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Say a word like how long you guys have been married? Now,
thank you for your phone call. Calls up eight a
eight three four three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one A trend going
vioral right, now, if people sharing their worst tender date stories,
somebody else said they matched with their cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh wait, don't you have to swipe on tender? Exactly?
They both have to swipe. They know what they're doing.
It says, I thought she was a spearman, looked familiar.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Then she sent a message and say said, hey, are
you coming to Grandma's this weekend? My soul left my
body and we don't talk at family gatherings anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So she must have matched with him. And then he
saw it and.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Decided to swipe because it looks familiar, and he's like,
that's my cousin or do you.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Not know it's your cousin?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Why would you even think if that person looks familiar
and could possibly be your cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
If anybody looks slightly familiar, do not swipe on that?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yea, let me get also, like you said your family like,
why would you want someone that looks like or to repeat?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So what are you doing? Hello? Hello, Hey, it's a
jubil show. Who's this?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
My name is Courtney.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Courtney, do you have a terrible tender story? I do.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
I actually went out with somebody and he planned a
whole evening of bar hawking, which wasn't my thing. Oh yeah,
every every single bar he ordered a fud light and
a vodka for his abs, and then every single person
in the bar knew him and every bar we went to,
and he said it was because he used to be
(05:40):
a ballplayer.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
That was all.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
It was because he was their drug dealer.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Thank you. Yeah, I used to play ball, you know,
That's how they all know me. Pro athlete. No, no,
I just sell everybody in the bar drugs. Football is
a little bit different than a baseball exactly,
So I get on Tender. I am match with the guy.
He says, I want to see you today, and I said, well,
I only have a forty five minute window before I
have to go and pick up my children. We'll just
meet for coffee. I'm like, okay, cool, and mind you.
I was a teacher at the time, so I'm wearing
professional clothing. So I'm there at the coffee shop. He
enters and he is wearing SpongeBob SquarePants, flannel SATs, sand
(00:22):
giant wolf slippers. And I see three of my current
students walk in and said. The whole time, I'm thinking
they know I'm on a date.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
It's the Jewble Show.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
And it's impossible to be on any dating app, especially Tender,
without having a ridiculous dating story. And I know that
because the turn is going viral off people sharing their
Tender horror stories and calls up if you have your
own eight eight eight three four three one six one
eight eight eight three four three one oh six one,
and we'll go over it next so you can delete
the app right away.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
It's the Jewble Show about an Ail Rim.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
She got up skirts with toilet and she came She
came back after a little while, and she said, I
don't know how to tell you this name. I know
it's really awkward, but I went to the toilets. It
wouldn't flush, and I panics and I wrapped it up
in toilet paper and I threw us up your window,
and I said, you know, we'll get a plastic bag
and we'll go out to the garden and deal with it.
But unfortunately, that's when we discovered it was it was
(01:14):
trapped between two windows. I can't imagine what was going
through her head, but she dealt with it very very well.
I think she was reaching in and reaching in, she
couldn't quite get there, so she put her kind of
head and shoulders in and was trying to trying to
get inside, and I sort of like boosting her up
to help her in. She did reach it to me,
and then she did. We we kind of launched it
into a toilet. That was that was dealt with. She
(01:35):
cannot get out, and I was I was pulling and
pulling and pulling and pulling her hands, and we tried
every which way.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Because did you tell them the whole story? No, so
I told him. She dropped her phone.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
I think when I did the nine like dying, they
dropped a phone.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Her again the story from a guy who had obviously
very awkward wow date from tender And there's a trend
going viral of people sharing they are worst tender date story.
So call us up if you have your own, if
you think you can top that one eighty eight three
four three one o six one eight eight eight three
four three one o six one.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
You can also dm.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Us at the Jewel Show what is your worst tender
dating story?
Speaker 2 (02:11):
But let's go over some of the top responses.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
One person said that they got a tender notification on
their phone and then realized that they don't have tender
and they were holding their girlfriend's phone. Oh. I had
a little heart attack, stared at the screen for ten seconds,
trying to convince myself maybe tender was like a new
weather app. Spoiler alert, it wasn't crush. Also eighted eight
(02:37):
three four three one six one eight eight eight three
four three one oh six one.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
If you have a horrible tender.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
Dating story, which pretty much everybody does, Hey Diana, Hey.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
What's up? You have a horrible tender date story?
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Yes, Oh my god, I went on this tender date
and right off the bat the guy just already seemed
a little off to me, and you just started talking
about how men are superior.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Just just know.
Speaker 5 (03:04):
I didn't ask him, There was just nothing to really
prompt him. Yeah, that's very attractive.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
I was gonna say, who thinks that's hot? I don't know.
Then then what, well, then he started.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
Then he started talking about this study apparently how women
have an emotional reaction to the color red, and very
uncomfortable because I just happened to be wearing a red shirt,
but he just started talking about it. I don't even
know what he was saying, because by like minute two
I just started tuning him out and listening to like
(03:40):
the bar music and being basically and he just kept
going on for about an hour. No, lie, the whole
date about this.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
About how men are superior.
Speaker 5 (03:51):
Wow, how about men are superior and women have an
emotional reaction to the color red? And by the end
of day the date, he was like, Wow, this is
really great. I really think we connected really well, like
I would love to see you again, And I was
just like what, like I was, I didn't even.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
Say a word like how long you guys have been married? Now,
thank you for your phone call. Calls up eight a
eight three four three one six one eight eight eight
three four three one oh six one A trend going
vioral right, now, if people sharing their worst tender date stories,
somebody else said they matched with their cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh wait, don't you have to swipe on tender? Exactly?
They both have to swipe. They know what they're doing.
It says, I thought she was a spearman, looked familiar.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Then she sent a message and say said, hey, are
you coming to Grandma's this weekend? My soul left my
body and we don't talk at family gatherings anymore.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
So she must have matched with him. And then he
saw it and.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Decided to swipe because it looks familiar, and he's like,
that's my cousin or do you.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Not know it's your cousin?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Why would you even think if that person looks familiar
and could possibly be your cousin.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
If anybody looks slightly familiar, do not swipe on that?
Speaker 5 (05:00):
Yea, let me get also, like you said your family like,
why would you want someone that looks like or to repeat?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
So what are you doing? Hello? Hello, Hey, it's a
jubil show. Who's this?
Speaker 6 (05:14):
My name is Courtney.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
Courtney, do you have a terrible tender story? I do.
Speaker 6 (05:19):
I actually went out with somebody and he planned a
whole evening of bar hawking, which wasn't my thing. Oh yeah,
every every single bar he ordered a fud light and
a vodka for his abs, and then every single person
in the bar knew him and every bar we went to,
and he said it was because he used to be
(05:40):
a ballplayer.
Speaker 5 (05:42):
That was all.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
It was because he was their drug dealer.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
Thank you. Yeah, I used to play ball, you know,
That's how they all know me. Pro athlete. No, no,
I just sell everybody in the bar drugs. Football is
a little bit different than a baseball exactly,
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