BONUS - Things NOT to ask on a first date

Here's sure fire list of questions you SHOULD NOT ask on a first date. Just don't.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I had a date with a guy once and as
soon as I sat down, he already created a joint
Facebook account for us.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Nice the jew will show.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
That's the text message we just got in at four
one oh sixty one.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
It's like, this could be us, but you play in Oh,
definitely gets you ghosted right away.

Speaker 1 (00:15):
A dating expert just released a survey that's going viral
about innocent questions that will get you ghosted immediately. And
we'll go over it right now so you can see
what not to ask the next time you have a date.
Here are the things that they say we'll get you
ghosted immediately. Okay, if you ask why are you still single?

Speaker 3 (00:32):
Oh, you should never ask that. You're implying that there's
something wrong with the person. Every time you ask that question.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
I know, and I think they mean it as a compliment,
like you're so gorgeous, like, well, hasn't somebody swooped up yet?
But it does come off like you're so gorgeous, you
must be crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
Well I just started replying that way. When somebody's like,
why are you single, I'm like, because I'm crazy.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Is this the same as asking why your last relationship ended? No,
it's different. Okay, I think that that's a fair question.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Maybe that's an important question, Yeah, because you want to
see if they blame themselves or not, or if they
have a restraining one.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Right, right, here's another question. Here's another question that they
say you should not ask on a date or you'll
get ghosted right away. Have you had any work done?
I definitely think that's a question you should not ask.

Speaker 3 (01:23):
On a first line because you can tell are you
attracted to me? Doesn't matter.

Speaker 5 (01:30):
Who asks that.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
No, that's really funny though. I like your nose a lot.
Has it been rebuilt? Actually? Ask that you refinance that jawline?

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Was that another compliment to like if your booty is
really popping? To be like is it real or fake?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
Kind of the thing?

Speaker 6 (01:49):
But then what kind of response like when you respond
to that, what kind of reaction do you want from them?
Like yes, it is fake and then be like wow,
I love it or no it's not fake, but it
looks fake, so thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:59):
Right?

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Going over a new survey where they ask people questions
that you should not ask on a first date because
you'll get ghosted immediately.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
Here's another one. How much money do you make?

Speaker 6 (02:10):
I asked that you have yes, that in about like so, like,
how do you handle your finances?

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Like when you've been a date?

Speaker 6 (02:18):
Yes, she's the guy that I was on the date
with like four hours and I don't know why I
stayed for that long, but finally when I got to
go home, I was like, Oh, thank the Lord.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
I get to go home.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
Oh my god. Not to be a hater, but is
this a gen Z thing where all the dudes are
looking for sugar mamas?

Speaker 5 (02:32):
Well that's dumb if they are, because let me tell you,
I'm not making it.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
Did you answer the question too?

Speaker 5 (02:36):
I mean I was just like like he.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Was on the date and he's like, how much money
do you make?

Speaker 6 (02:41):
And you actually said it was just like I mean,
I didn't say the exact number, but I was just like,
you know, like I.

Speaker 5 (02:46):
Don't need a whole lot, Like I mean.

Speaker 4 (02:50):
The real question he was asking. I know, he was saying,
how much do I need to support you? Oh, that's
a different question.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
I can handle o things. I literally just said.

Speaker 6 (02:59):
I literally said, I like, well, not like a ton
of money, but I don't need a whole lot, like
I can get by.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
He's worked really hard to get that credit score of
his and he doesn't want you to mess it up.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
That's all trying to focus on. Yeah, how do you
handle your finances?

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Get out of the way, bro, I just graduated college.
Give me a minute.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Asking how you handle finances is an important question, but
not on the first date.

Speaker 4 (03:19):
Why are wasting time?

Speaker 3 (03:22):
No?

Speaker 1 (03:23):
This is there a questions that people say you should
not ask on a first date, and you'll get ghosted
immediately if you do. Here's another one. Do you think
I'm hotter than your ex?

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Again? That's another question of why would you ask that?
But people do ask these dings.

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Most of the time they already know the answer because
they've stalked the other person and found the picture.

Speaker 5 (03:43):
Like, why are you asking? I don't think everyone knows
that answer me.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
And I Yeah, I'm not sure everyone does the stocking.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
It's not intentional.

Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's just easy sometimes.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Yeah, you just go to their Instagram and you swipe
real hard, swipe, swipe, swipe until you see somebody that's
not the same.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
This is their sister, you joke about everybody out there.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
You've done it, so whatever.

Speaker 3 (04:06):
I see you.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
Another thing that they say you should never ask on
a first date or you'll get ghosted immediately is how
many people have you been with? No, I've never been
asked these things on a date before, but I would
definitely be ghosting a person right away if I.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
Was also asked that day. This is by the same
person that asks you how much money you make?

Speaker 2 (04:30):
Yeah, And I was like.

Speaker 5 (04:32):
I looked at him.

Speaker 6 (04:32):
I was like, okay, Like I was like, why does
it matter? He's like, I'm just curious. This is just
a Hickey guy or is this a different guy.

Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh, this is a different guy. It's a bad one too,
but no, that's a different guy.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
The Hicky guy was just how did that date go? Victoria?

Speaker 5 (04:45):
He was just I could tell he got drunk really quickly.
We were at a bar, a bar that.

Speaker 6 (04:50):
He picked, and then they were doing trivia that night
and I was like, oh, having me to shine And
he's like, it's a little loud in here, like they're
doing trivia and I was like, yes, yes they are.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
He's a okay, like, do you want to get out?
Let's just go to a different bar.

Speaker 6 (05:02):
I was like, oh, okay, this man sprints to the
bar across the street. Mind you, it was raining, so
he left me in the rain at this bar, sprints
the next bar.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
And you still let him give you a hickey.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
On a microphone.

Speaker 5 (05:16):
That's so funny. The thing is, I never made out
of my car before. It's all good girl. So the
offer presented itself and I'm like, well, let's just check
the box real quick.

Speaker 2 (05:28):
It was a pity hickey.

Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah. Who