BONUS - Things That Are Secretly Killing You

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Stop what you're doing right now. It's the Jubile Show
and I don't want to freak anybody out, but experts
have released the list of things you enjoy doing that
are slowly killing you. Oh no, we'll go over it
next because some of the answers are surprising. Also call

(00:21):
us with a ridiculous thing that you think could be
slowly chipping away at your existence textend four one O
six one. We'll go over right after this. It's a
Juble show. Do me a favor. It's a Jeble show.
Think about the things you do on a daily basis
that you really enjoy. Those things could be slowly taking
your life away if you look at it on the surface.

(00:41):
Sounds sad, okay, but that's just a circle of life.
We're born as little babies who need people to feed us,
wipe us, purp us. You know. Then we grow up
and at the end of it all, we end up
getting old and needing people to feed us wipe us
and purpous. It's just life, man, nobody gets out alive.

(01:01):
Experts did release a list of things we enjoy doing
that might be slowly killing you, and some of the
answers are pretty ridiculous, so we'll go over them now.
Also text in four one O six one was something
that is ridiculous that you think might be slowly taking
your existence away. Some of the things from the list
are procrastination, which, wow, I'm surprised I'm still walking? Do

(01:23):
you do that a lot? And so do I?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Is it killing me? If you can physically see the
effects of procrastination, this show wouldn't exist exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:32):
I mean the way I procrastinate. I literally should have
been gone a long time ago, but I procrastinate, so
who knows, I'll get around to it. Yeah, that's funny.
A list from experts who have released a list of
things you enjoy that might be slowly taking your life away.
Energy drinks. We all know that though, right do we?

(01:55):
They're giving us energy, so kind of it's one of
those things that helps us during the day.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
Well, the problem with those two is that they're like,
this one's a healthy one, this one won't is bad.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
That's what the baggage says. It was okay, okay, what's
in it? Crack? Okay, it's fine. It's also got me
twelve so it like, all, what's another thing that you
might be doing that you really enjoyed that because he's
slowly taking your life away eating ramen every night. They
actually put that on the list. Yeah, why is it bad?

(02:27):
I fear thought it was good for you.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
Well, it's not good for you because the sodium, right
like all that you can just taste it. But at
the same time, I didn't know that. I ate ramen
every night for like twenty years. Now what pretty much? Yeah,
it is delicious. I love it, right, I try to
gourmet it up with some chicken. Maybe that's why it's
not killing me.

Speaker 1 (02:45):
Here's another one that's interesting because every time I eat these,
I think these are giving me life. Bacon wrapped holopeno
poppers is on the list.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Experts will literally put this on the list of things,
so it's very specific. Wait, why those I don't know
and I pictures I'm doing this research while eating bacon
wrapped hole pingup poppers Like these are so good.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
But let's do the research on these. Yeah, I have
a list basically very obvious things. All right. Here's one
that's interesting though. Parenting is on the list. That scares
me that literally, I think that's one of the most
terrifying things in the world. Is like parent. Yeah, you
should be scared. It is one of those things where
you love it. It is the coolest thing in the world.

(03:25):
It's amazing. It's so beautiful. And every night you're like,
oh God, I love being a parent. Oh I've had
five minutes of free time to day. It's been amazing.
I use those five minutes for nothing productive. I just
sat there and stared it. Yeah, did somebody say mom
or dad?

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Know?

Speaker 1 (03:46):
They didn't, They're asleep, but.

Speaker 4 (03:47):
I'm hearing it in my head all the time. Parents
are a little jumpy at times, scary. Hey, whitney on my.

Speaker 5 (03:59):
Mother in law, Yes about being said like, I love her.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
Of course.

Speaker 5 (04:05):
She's the mother of my husband, the grandmother of my
children and has the best intention. There you go, but
she is driving me insane. She just recently moved like
thirty minutes away from us, and she did.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
She moved thirty minutes away just to be closer to
you guys.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
Yeah too.

Speaker 5 (04:27):
Yeah, it has kirks, but like, okay, she brings over
dinners all the time, but they're chicken and sneak dinners.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
My husband and I have.

Speaker 5 (04:34):
Been vegetarian for ten years.

Speaker 1 (04:38):
That's not good. You guys got to eat more protein.
Where are you getting your protein from if you're just
eating veggies? Are exactly?

Speaker 5 (04:46):
I mean the kids love it, you know, like we
would prefer their vegetarian but like we're not pushing it,
you know. So what's the biggest thing lately is recently
she told me that she didn't like my makeup. She's
really into late clothes and hair and makeup, and I
felt like it was just kind of an awkward way
to like bond or start a conversation because the past
week she has come to our house every morning when

(05:07):
I'm getting ready for work to help me with my mate.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (05:13):
You know, I'm very serious here, Like sit in the
bathroom with you and critique you while you're doing your makeup.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
Yeah, oh see, that is not going to work for today.
Try another one exactly.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
And she thinks she's being helpful, but literally, she's going
to be the death of me.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
But at least you're going to look good. I mean,
you're good