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Speaker 1 (00:00):
My wife's an amazing mother. We have five children. Can
you believe that? Five children? Thank you? It is something
I regret because there's.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Too many of them. There's way too many.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Sometimes at dinner, I just pretend I'm hosting a reality show.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So you think you're going to college because they all
can't go. They all can't go. Not if I'm getting
that boat. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Obviously I'm not getting the boat, and not until I
get a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
My kids find me annoying.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
All children find their parents annoying, which is kind of
ironic given children essentially ruin.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Their parents' lives.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Parents give their children their time, their energy, and their money,
and we repay our parents with resentment.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You ever seen.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Adults get a phone call from one of the parents,
You'd think it was a debt collector.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's my mom.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, I know you took care of me for a
quarter of a century, but now it's not a good time.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
You ever wonder what your kids think about you, or
any other adult for that matter. Okay, well, Google just
shared a bunch of stats on the top things American
kids have been googling about adults. So in three minutes,
you'll know exactly what kids are trying to figure out
about you, and we'll go over it next. It's the
Jewel Show. What do your kids think about you? It's
(01:36):
the Jewel Show. Haven't you always wanted to know what
kids think about adults? Well now you can because Google
just released a bunch of stats on the top things
American kids have been googling about adults. And some of
the answers are pretty funny. So we'll go over it
now so you can see what kids are googling to
try to figure out about adults.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Okay, I call my daughter googling the other day? Was
she googling? Pretty spright?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
My dad's the greatest dad.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh, although I feel like it's something she would do.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Here are some of the top things that kids are
googling about adults. Why are adults always tired? Is one
of the top sources on Google.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I'd like to know the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Doesn't up with a mirror?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, just just because of you, Google just released a
bunch of stats on the top things that kids are
googling about adults.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Here's another one. Why are adults always busy?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's a fair question.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
The answer is trying to support you it goes back
to the kid.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
That's also kind of sad.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The kids like, oh, the adult that I wants attention
is too busy to spend time with me, and I
want to know why someone to google it?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Oh, well, that hurts me hard.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Say it like that.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Here's another one of the top things that kids are
googling about adults. Why are adults always so late to trends?
Is one of the top searches as well.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
What we're not spending our entire life online? Kiddoh yeah, Actually.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Here's dad's answer.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
The trend that you're on right now was a trend
when I was your age, so you're actually super lay.
Here's another one of the top searches that kids are
googling about adults. Google, which just released a bunch of
stats on the things kids have been googling about adults.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Why are adults so stupid?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Fun? Used to happen for you to sit down and google.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
That anything like just any disagreement whatsoever, Like you know,
my daughter would say something and I would go, well,
that's that's not true, or I've never heard of that,
and then.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Why are the adults so stupid? I feel like if
I had Google readily available to me. I would have
googled that like every day. Zero.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah. At the age of like six, kids googling Brandy.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Like really scares me. I was babysitting this one kid
once and he was a really cute kid. But I
looked over at his iPad at one point and he
was googling like.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Why aren't my parents here? Why do my parents lock
their doors?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Why?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Or like why he googled like what are how.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Are babies made?
Speaker 7 (04:13):
I'm like, oh my God, like, let's please, like, let's not.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Do not google that.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
I was like, He's like, well, do you.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Want to tell me? I'm like, they're not my gig.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I'm like, no, I do not.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
It's six dollars an hours not going to cover that kid.
Oh Google lsobody.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
They also released a bunch of stats on just the
things that kids are googling as well, and one of
those is where do babies come from?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
And do they come out with clothes?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I wish they did.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I save a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh. Another one of the top things that American kids
are googling is why do I have to go to school?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
If Google knows everything? Why is that? Kind of that's
a good point.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
That's a smart kid.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Just wait till they get their hands on chat, GPT
and all of AI. I want to school a brad
kid question ye oh.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
No no no, no, no, no no no. That is
a kid that's not going to know how to talk
to any human. Oh. That is the key success point
of going to school.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Here's another one of the searches from Google from American children.
If people die, do they turn into ghosts who watch
us in the bathroom? That's oddly, it's been searched enough
that it's in the top searches.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
You're doing some weird stuff in the bathroom. Want to
make sure nobody's like cluing in on that.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Never mind, Yeah, that's actually really smart.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Yeah, here's another one of the top searches.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Sometimes I'm buy myself. I just saw my grandma to leave.
She's fine, but if she is watching me, oh.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah, no, I never do that. I'm always like.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Grandma when that's happening.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
My grandma was one of those people who was always
around and like, I feel like she loves me so much.
She'd always find a way to be around, and sometimes
I just have to remind her to go.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
People who have passed on they're always watching. Not right now, like,
enjoy the show. Yeah, a little boy's all grown up,
isn't he?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Get out of here, your perverts.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You stop making so much noise in state.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Now, Victoria is gonna ask her grandma to leave you.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
I'm like, I can't think of my Grandma's
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Just better to be safe than sorry, Grandma, you ever
seen a helicopter before
My wife's an amazing mother. We have five children. Can
you believe that? Five children? Thank you? It is something
I regret because there's.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Too many of them. There's way too many.
Speaker 1 (00:13):
Sometimes at dinner, I just pretend I'm hosting a reality show.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
So you think you're going to college because they all
can't go. They all can't go. Not if I'm getting
that boat. I'm kidding.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Obviously I'm not getting the boat, and not until I
get a motorcycle.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
My kids find me annoying.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
All children find their parents annoying, which is kind of
ironic given children essentially ruin.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Their parents' lives.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Parents give their children their time, their energy, and their money,
and we repay our parents with resentment.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
You ever seen.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Adults get a phone call from one of the parents,
You'd think it was a debt collector.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's my mom.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Yeah, I know you took care of me for a
quarter of a century, but now it's not a good time.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
You ever wonder what your kids think about you, or
any other adult for that matter. Okay, well, Google just
shared a bunch of stats on the top things American
kids have been googling about adults. So in three minutes,
you'll know exactly what kids are trying to figure out
about you, and we'll go over it next. It's the
Jewel Show. What do your kids think about you? It's
(01:36):
the Jewel Show. Haven't you always wanted to know what
kids think about adults? Well now you can because Google
just released a bunch of stats on the top things
American kids have been googling about adults. And some of
the answers are pretty funny. So we'll go over it
now so you can see what kids are googling to
try to figure out about adults.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
Okay, I call my daughter googling the other day? Was
she googling? Pretty spright?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
My dad's the greatest dad.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Oh, although I feel like it's something she would do.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
Here are some of the top things that kids are
googling about adults. Why are adults always tired? Is one
of the top sources on Google.
Speaker 6 (02:17):
I'd like to know the answer to that.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Doesn't up with a mirror?
Speaker 4 (02:20):
Yeah, just just because of you, Google just released a
bunch of stats on the top things that kids are
googling about adults.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Here's another one. Why are adults always busy?
Speaker 7 (02:33):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (02:34):
That's a fair question.
Speaker 7 (02:35):
The answer is trying to support you it goes back
to the kid.
Speaker 6 (02:40):
That's also kind of sad.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
The kids like, oh, the adult that I wants attention
is too busy to spend time with me, and I
want to know why someone to google it?
Speaker 5 (02:48):
Oh, well, that hurts me hard.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Say it like that.
Speaker 4 (02:52):
Here's another one of the top things that kids are
googling about adults. Why are adults always so late to trends?
Is one of the top searches as well.
Speaker 5 (03:01):
What we're not spending our entire life online? Kiddoh yeah, Actually.
Speaker 6 (03:06):
Here's dad's answer.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
The trend that you're on right now was a trend
when I was your age, so you're actually super lay.
Here's another one of the top searches that kids are
googling about adults. Google, which just released a bunch of
stats on the things kids have been googling about adults.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
Why are adults so stupid?
Speaker 6 (03:28):
Fun? Used to happen for you to sit down and google.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
That anything like just any disagreement whatsoever, Like you know,
my daughter would say something and I would go, well,
that's that's not true, or I've never heard of that,
and then.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
Why are the adults so stupid? I feel like if
I had Google readily available to me. I would have
googled that like every day. Zero.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Yeah. At the age of like six, kids googling Brandy.
Speaker 7 (03:55):
Like really scares me. I was babysitting this one kid
once and he was a really cute kid. But I
looked over at his iPad at one point and he
was googling like.
Speaker 6 (04:04):
Why aren't my parents here? Why do my parents lock
their doors?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Why?
Speaker 7 (04:07):
Or like why he googled like what are how.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
Are babies made?
Speaker 7 (04:13):
I'm like, oh my God, like, let's please, like, let's not.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Do not google that.
Speaker 6 (04:16):
I was like, He's like, well, do you.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
Want to tell me? I'm like, they're not my gig.
Speaker 6 (04:20):
I'm like, no, I do not.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
It's six dollars an hours not going to cover that kid.
Oh Google lsobody.
Speaker 4 (04:26):
They also released a bunch of stats on just the
things that kids are googling as well, and one of
those is where do babies come from?
Speaker 5 (04:32):
And do they come out with clothes?
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (04:35):
I wish they did.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
I save a lot of money.
Speaker 4 (04:39):
Oh. Another one of the top things that American kids
are googling is why do I have to go to school?
Speaker 5 (04:45):
If Google knows everything? Why is that? Kind of that's
a good point.
Speaker 6 (04:50):
That's a smart kid.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Just wait till they get their hands on chat, GPT
and all of AI. I want to school a brad
kid question ye oh.
Speaker 5 (04:58):
No no no, no, no, no no no. That is
a kid that's not going to know how to talk
to any human. Oh. That is the key success point
of going to school.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
Here's another one of the searches from Google from American children.
If people die, do they turn into ghosts who watch
us in the bathroom? That's oddly, it's been searched enough
that it's in the top searches.
Speaker 5 (05:21):
You're doing some weird stuff in the bathroom. Want to
make sure nobody's like cluing in on that.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
Never mind, Yeah, that's actually really smart.
Speaker 5 (05:28):
Yeah, here's another one of the top searches.
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Sometimes I'm buy myself. I just saw my grandma to leave.
She's fine, but if she is watching me, oh.
Speaker 5 (05:36):
Yeah, no, I never do that. I'm always like.
Speaker 6 (05:39):
Grandma when that's happening.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
My grandma was one of those people who was always
around and like, I feel like she loves me so much.
She'd always find a way to be around, and sometimes
I just have to remind her to go.
Speaker 4 (05:47):
People who have passed on they're always watching. Not right now, like,
enjoy the show. Yeah, a little boy's all grown up,
isn't he?
Speaker 5 (06:00):
Get out of here, your perverts.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
You stop making so much noise in state.
Speaker 6 (06:09):
Now, Victoria is gonna ask her grandma to leave you.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
I'm like, I can't think of my Grandma's
Speaker 4 (06:14):
Just better to be safe than sorry, Grandma, you ever
seen a helicopter before
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