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Speaker 1 (00:01):
What's your favorite ice cream? Wow?

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I knew that would sound incredibly creepy whispered, but I
didn't realize just how creepy that would sound. I'm sorry
about that. Well, anyway, what's your favorite ice cream? No?
The Jewel Show, And I asked that question because a
new study is going viral that says the brand of
ice cream you like can tell you everything about your
personality and how you are in relationships. So we'll go
over it next so you can be prepared the next

(00:26):
time you have to go on a date and you
need to know if you're looking for somebody who likes
Hoggin DAWs or Ben and Jerry's person is more your speedy? Okay,
this is how we'll go over it right after this.
It's The Jewel Show. What's your favorite brand of ice cream?
It's The Jewel Show. Do you like Ben and Jerry's Briars,
Uncle Berry's Frozen Secrets? What Grandma Mabel's dairy Lumps?

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (00:48):
What is that?

Speaker 2 (00:49):
Well, there's a new study that's going viral that says
you can tell everything about your personality and how you
are in relationships based on the brand of ice cream
that you buy. We'll go over right now, so you
can learn a little bit more about yourself and also
know if somebody who prefers Little Jimmy's Cold Nuggets over
Hogendaws is a red flagger for you or not.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
Okay, let's hear it.

Speaker 2 (01:09):
It's called the ice Cream and Intimacy Index and Observational
Analysis of brand preference, personality and relationship dynamics. This is interesting.
Here's what they found. If you like Talented Gelato, and
it's all based on the brand of ice cream that
you like, Talented Gelato, I've never heard of that brand
before Delicious.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
If you're gonna buy gelato in the frozen section, that's
one to get it.

Speaker 2 (01:29):
Okay, Okay, Well it says here's what it says about
your personality, your status conscious, aspirational, highly selective of lifestyle choices,
and prefer premium experiences.

Speaker 1 (01:40):
When I get the time, I get that pistacio.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
In other words, your fancy bougie and probably know what
charcuterie means in three languages. Yes, it says in relationships,
you're high maintenance in the most adorable way. You love hard.
But if your date shows up in the wrong sneakers,
you're already texting about it in a group chat. That's accurate.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
I wouldn't do that, but I do love hard. We
wouldn't have left the house and the wrong sneakers.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
There you go. A new study that says you can
tell everything about your personality and how you are in
relationships based on the brand of ice cream that you like.
So what does it say about you? If you like
Hogan DAWs? It says that your personality is refined, composed,
oh indulgence, permissive but disciplined, and you prioritize quality over novelty.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Were you get disciplined in all of it? All of
a sudden, Hogan DAWs gets disciplined.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
I guess there discipline ice cream meters because you're.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Just wrapped up in a perfect little barn. Okay, disciplined.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
It says that you are classy, composed and a little demure,
oh Lulu living basically Ozie royalties.

Speaker 1 (02:50):
Ay yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
It says that people who like Hogendaws and relationships are
stable and loyal, but also the type to schedule intimacy
on a Google calendar Jesus with the fifteen minute reminders
before dishwasher. Arguments are basically for play for.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Them, I feel like that checks out.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
That sounds true. Yeah, Like, whenever I think of hoggan Does,
I think of somebody very comfortable on a couch and
sweatpants that you know, and I can see somebody like
that being somebody whos schedules. They're intimacy on Google.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
And it's just like the only time I've ever eaten
Hoggan dozs is when somebody else has it and then
you enjoy it with a glass of wine.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Oh, hogan Dos does just feel like a sensible ice
cream to me.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
But they're like also loyal with it, like they constantly
they will always have hoggandas in the freezer, right, So
instead of saying I want ice cream, they say those.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
People actually say Hoggins. They don't even say ice cream.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
They don't.

Speaker 2 (03:41):
They're kind of judgy, I think as well.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
That's why they're the ones that schedule their appoint.

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Going over a new study that says you can tell
everything about your personality based on the brand of ice
cream that you like and also what it says about
how you are in relationships. Ben and Jerry's I like
Ben and Jerry's Yeah too. Ben and Jerry's is says
your personality is playful, novelty seeking, socially expressive, and open
to non traditional cultural experiences. Yes, I see Ben and

(04:07):
Jerry's people, as you know, they walk on the wild
side a little bit more. They got those names like
Chunky Monkey, Yeah, Jerry Garcia.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:18):
It says your fun, creative, a little chaotic, and you
definitely tried kombucha just.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
To see Half Baked, just like one of my favorite ones.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yes, it says in relationships, if you like Ben and
Jerry's ice cream and that's your favorite brand, you're a
roller coaster. Yes, you'll surprise your partner with spontaneous affection
or a new roommate named Chaz who doesn't pay rent
but has good vibes. I feel like that. That's what
I would think of somebody whose favorite ice cream is
is Ben and Jerry's. That seems spot on me. That's

(04:50):
really funny.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
This is noted.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
There's a new study that came out that says you
can tell everything about someone's personality and their dating life
based on the brand of ice cream they prefer. May
Field slash Briars. I'm guessing that's the same one may
Field in Briars.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Yeah, I am a fan of Briars like, if I'm
gonna buy ice cream, I buy Briars.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
What you do, Yeah, it's usually like sugar free and
like clean, too watery to me?

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Well it's clean, I think. I think elderly when I
think Briars. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (05:18):
Well, thank you very much. I just for some reason,
high quality, natural ingredients.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
But okay, I don't know. I don't know much about
ice cream, but I just know the brands. But for
some reason, just the name Briars to me says I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (05:30):
It kind of makes sense though, because I have tummy
issues and I have my allergies, so I need like
the cleaner versions because I want to eat half baked.
But who knows what's gonna happen to me after.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
I eat it?

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Taste way it tastes way better.

Speaker 2 (05:40):
I can't hit on that. I would probably have to
eat Briers as well. You ad venture. But here's what
it says about you. If your favorite ice cream brand
is Briars. For your personality, it says you're comfort seeking, restorative,
emotionally recalibrating, and stability prioritizing.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Oh my gosh, this is me.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
You are healing, wholesome and comforts seeking you cried during
Pixar trailers and aren't ashamed of it. It says in relationships,
you're the nurturing one. You'll bring your partner soup when
they're sick. It's also and you'll also probably knit them
a scarf in July. Slightly clinging, but in a I
hug you too long kind of way.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
That as I'm saying, like, I eat all of these
ice creams, but if I'm gonna buy it, it's usually
this or the talenty one.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
You see that basically did describe your grandma. You know
what I mean, like, hug you a little too long
since I say, like, okay, grandma like that. That was
a really long hug. For some reason, they'll make you
a sweater all that stuff.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
I never identified as a grandmother, but you know, if
that's what it's going to be, then sure.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
If your favorite count on Me ice cream brand is
Bluebell ice Cream, you like that.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
Victoria, I love blue Bell. Okay, I'm waiting for this
one to rip it apart. I dated, dude, don't only
eat Bluebell, and I can't wait to hear what it said.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
It says for the personality, heritage driven, family oriented, proud
of regional roots and values, tradition and belonging. All that
from liking bluebell ice stream says that you're a Southerner
at your core. You take pride in family, hospitality, and
knowing at least three cast role recipes by heart. In relationships,

(07:16):
it says you're a writer or die. You'll cook breakfast,
but we'll also drag your partner to every cousin's wedding
and will absolutely say bless your heart in the middle
of a fight. Would you think that's true? In and
you said you used to date a guy who only
ate blue beelt.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
I did, and yes, very much so cast rolls and
cooking breakfast. I mean he is a yep really yep.
Good for him and whoever else. Yeah, that was a good.

Speaker 1 (07:38):
Time while it lasted.

Speaker 2 (07:41):
I've also said cheater on there.

Speaker 3 (07:43):
No no, no, no, actually, you know I talk about
cheaters a lot. This is the only one that was
not really That's why I'm so heartbroken over no no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
No, not at all, this one that lived the blue belt.
So I guess blue belt is a green flag

Speaker 2 (08:00):
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