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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Are you a cheater? No, it's a Jebal show. You
might be as a matter of fact. I know it's early,
but you may have already cheated on your significant other
numerous times. What or they might be cheating on you
right this very second. I say that because a new
poll is going viral where they ask thousands of Americans
and relationships what they consider cheating, and some of the

(00:20):
answers might surprise you. You'll find out what they are
next and see if you're a big old cheater or not. Oo. Next,
it's the show my boyfriend had a dream about Selena
Gomez and I'm thinking about breaking up with him for cheating?
Am I wrong? What's a text message? We just got in?
Have four one six one? Because there's a new poll

(00:41):
going viral where they asked thousands of Americans in relationships
what they consider cheating, and some of the answers might
surprise you. You might find out if you're a cheater
or if you're being cheated on. Right now, No, we'll
go over here with that them right, we'll go over
them right now, waiting everybody riled up in the morning.
Thirty percent of adults and relationships think that reading spicy

(01:04):
erotica books is cheating forty three percent? Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (01:11):
I mean it's kind of like putting a relationship together
in your head, but you're not doing anything.

Speaker 3 (01:14):
So that's like the most tame and safest way to
have some other type of fantasies, because there's other things
that you could be doing that are a little bit
more graphic that might make your head uncomfortable for.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
Just reading an erotica book.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Oh my gosh, I'm sorry to put Gabby on the spot,
but our social media producer Gabby is a smart reader.
And how does your husband feel about you reading smut?

Speaker 2 (01:38):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (01:38):
He's fine with it.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
I even make mentions to my book boyfriend sometimes, and
you're what my book boyfriends is.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
That like the star of the book.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
Yeah, Like if he's acting up, I'll be like Cassie
and Lord of Bloodshed would never anything that's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Yeah. Well, apparently, according to forty three percent of adults
and relationships, you're cheating every single time you read your
smutty erotica books.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Conversation you got to have with your partner because I
don't understand why someone secure about it.

Speaker 1 (02:05):
We're going over a survey that they just did. That's
going viral where they ask thousands of people in relationships
with what they consider cheating dancing with someone else. Thirty
four percent consider that cheating. Okay, I could see that
being Did you say forty three percent? Again? No, thirty
four percent. That's less than the blood. Yes, that's less
than the book. That's actual physical contact. People like are grinding.

Speaker 3 (02:29):
It's that whole thing too, especially like we're dudes. For dudes,
it's never innocent dancing because you know, when they walk
up to some girl, their hips all of a sudden, right.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
They move forward.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, So, however they're dancing with you, touching or not,
their hips are forward and that's telling you something.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Yeah, I guess it depends on the kind of dancing too.
If you're in a group of friends and you're all
kind of dancing together, I guess. But if you're grinding
on someone else side, I wouldn't be cool with that
at all. I don't know if i'd consider it cheating,
but I would definitely consider it not cool.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
What if you.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
Weren't there, and your person was out with their friends
and everybody's got drinks flown, they're having a great time
and you find out or see pictures later that your
person is like dancing with somebody else and I'm like,
bab I'm just dancing here.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
Was that with my friends? Yeah? That would upset me, right,
that definitely would have said.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
But what if you were there and like you saw
it happen, like that would still upset you? Well?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
Yeah, I'd be like, you could just dance with me? Yeah,
that would wouldn't it be upset? I'd just be hurt.
Like I'm right here. I mean, I know I'm not
the best dancer in the world, but it's no reason
a grind on that. Dude. I think I would not
be cool with that either. Yeah, I see that. I

(03:38):
could see that. There's a pole that's going viral where
they asked thousands of Americans in relationships what they consider
cheating texts from an ex. Sixty two percent of people
think that's cheating.

Speaker 3 (03:49):
Oh, it really depends on what's in the text, right,
I mean I'm not good with this, but like, if
your ex is texting you Happy Birthday?

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Why is he texting?

Speaker 2 (03:59):
But like, if you like any communications with your ex,
like why are they texting high Birthday?

Speaker 3 (04:03):
Some people have like actual decent your friends with their
ex Yeah, but like, why are you?

Speaker 1 (04:10):
I feel that way too. I feel like that just.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Kind of leads into y'all, y'are still connected somehow? Yeah,
and that would I agree with you. But I think
that there are some people who are more mature than
we are. Oh, okay that, but can you handle that?
So what's the percentage of things that that's cheating?

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Sixty?

Speaker 3 (04:26):
Well, okay, there are a lot of people that are
not as too.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
So they got it. I'm cool with a couple of exes.
And if they texted me, it wouldn't It would be innocent.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
What if whoever you're seeing, if they're ex texted them
and like constantly texted them like hey, like what are
you up to? Like Hey, what are you doing? Or
like hey, happy holidays and happy birthday?

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Would you be okay with it?

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
If it the happy holidays, happy birthday? Possibly, hey what
are you doing? Probably you won't ask some questions. Yeah,
that might, that might raise eyebrow. We're going over a
pool that they did of thousands of Americans asking them
what they consider cheating letting someone else buy them a drink.

(05:09):
Thirty one percent of people think that that's cheating. Oh,
that is not cheating. That is just being worth yeah whole.
I just think that's a smart financial move, especially if
I'm like living with someone or in like a really
serious relationship. Save us both of money. Get a free drink.
You don't owe anybody anything for a drink.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
Yeah, I always sometimes think you do. But I went
out with a friend recently and her boyfriend like encourages
her to go get a drink from like a random guy,
like hey, babe, go have your thing, go do your thing.

Speaker 1 (05:35):
She'll text them and be like.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Hey, babe, much you got a drink from like a
random guy. And he'll celebrate her, like, good job, congrats,
I'd love you so much.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Yeah, he's like, my girl, got it. Everybody wishes.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
But hiding your phone password, seventy three percent of people
consider that cheating.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
If you're just hiding the password, well that's sketchy, like
hiding intentional.

Speaker 1 (05:55):
Yeah, like not giving your significant other the password.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
But it's like your that's like your privacy, Like what
if you have I mean, I guess things you can
share with them, but things you don't want to share
with them right on your phone.

Speaker 3 (06:06):
I have a lot of questions about this because I
think the older that you get and the more experiences
that you have, there's different levels to your trauma your experiences.
So if you're like, hey, babe, I'm a trust you.
There's probably nothing in your phone, but it will help
me sleep at night to know that you are open
with me, and you give me your password, you know

(06:27):
what I mean? Like that I could see and if
he says no after I ask that way, I'll be like, oh.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Yeah, what are you hiding? Give you that face recognition
while you're sleeping. I've always been cool if people have
my password really, yeah, Like, it doesn't bother me. I'm
not trying to hide anything. Nobody's ever asked me really
because I think that they know what it's like the
end of g They know you're not the one that's
cheating because I'm loyal. My last relationship, my phone auto

(06:55):
updated and it made you have like a six digit password,
so I had to change it. Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
And so yeah, that's ridiculous.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Getting like streamed that and I'm like, I don't know it,
I'll date it. I literally just happened last night. Also,
why are you trying to get on my phone right now?
That was a stupid question,