BONUS - What Husbands Secretly Do When Their Wives Aren’t Home

A new viral thread has husbands everywhere spilling their most hilarious — and sometimes surprisingly wholesome — confessions about what they do when their wives aren’t home. From epic solo feasts to long gaming marathons, bubble baths, and reading in total silence (sometimes with pants off, apparently), these answers show what “me time” really looks like behind closed doors.

Whether it’s chowing down on bone-in wings, blasting violent movies at full volume, or simply soaking up the freedom to walk around naked, these candid admissions reveal a playful side to married life. Some guys indulge in “forbidden” meals their partners hate, others use the quiet to get creative or truly relax without judgment.

It turns out, alone time isn’t always about mischief — it’s often about comfort, personal rituals, and embracing those simple pleasures you can’t always share.

Want to know if your partner’s confession made the list? Or maybe get some “inspo” for your own next solo night? Listen to the full segment on The Jubal Show to find out.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I like to dance around the house and sing at
the top of my voice. Secondly, have some adult private time. WHOA,
that's a text We just got into four who nos
sixty one because there's a trend going viral of married
men confessing what they secretly do when their wife and
kids leave the house. Oh, give us the overshare? What
do you do? Text day in or call us eight

(00:20):
at eight three four three six one text four one
six one. Well what were some of the answers? So
you can see what goes on when you're not at
home if you have a husband, and if you're a husband,
you can get some inspo for the next time your
partner leaves the house. But here here's some of the
top responses from people online. I make disgustingly huge meal,
pop those pants off and read in complete silence. Wow,

(00:43):
take your pants? Why do you have to take your
pants off to read? The meal have to be so big? Yeah,
it's really just kind of messy.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
I where that first started. I thought it went in
with like TV, you know, and then you're reading a
book in silence specifically, Yeah, pants off? That is strange.
We're going over a thread that's going viral of a
husband's sharing the things that they do when their wife's
not around. I lounge around naked, It's comfortable, involves less laundry,

(01:15):
and it's better for the skin. Why, okay, why do
you wish your wife leaps? I know? Why is everybody
get naked after? You can do that when she's there, right,
except like, no, I'm not in the mood. I didn't
want to do that. I just want to lay on
the couch. It's better for the skin. Get off the
couch with your naked body, right. I feel like I've
heard multiple guys also say, but it's better for like

(01:37):
that way.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
It's better for the environment.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
We're not using so much water to clean all the laundry.
And I'm like, that's not how that really works.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
Like, no, it is.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
I mean I don't think I really have I really
think women do that too. I think anytime you can
just be free, a lot of people enjoy that.

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Yeah. I don't dig laying around the house naked.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
I don't like being naked.

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, I'm not a big fan of just being naked. Yeah,
just so naked when I'm naked.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Yeah, if an intruder comes in, I don't know what,
what am I.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Going to do the best way to distract him? You
just saved your Yeah, they were not expecting somebody to
be so.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
And I don't want to die naked like that.

Speaker 1 (02:18):
Yeah, that's one thing I do think about. It is
like what if I what if I just had like
a random heart attack. Right, this is the walk and
I'm just knew on my couch. That's I don't want
people finding me that I'm.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
Not gonna be like prepped for a good picture or
anything like that.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Like I don't want you know you, guys, that's what.

Speaker 3 (02:32):
You just say. You're welcome.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
There's a thread going viral of husband sharing the things
that they do when their wife is not around. Here's
another person said that they binge watched their shows automotive Survival, Construction,
et cetera.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah, that makes sense.

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Take a bath, relax and do some arn art. Take
the bath. I wasn't expecting.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
Little bubble baths in an auto SHOWE autive construction. Yeah,
this binging shows.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
About that, and then man, I gotta go take a
bath now.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Bubble bath in some extreme maker balance baby balance I do.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Here's another husband who said, my wife has a wildly
strong aversion to meet on the bone and the sound
of crunching and chewing. So if she goes out for
the evening, then it's a wing dome and for me
all night.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
That is a good use of your solo time because
you can only do that by yourself.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Exactly. We're going over a trend of husbands confessing the
things that they do when their wife isn't around or
leaves for the evening Xbox. I know it seems obvious,
but just being able to play for hours at a
time and not miss the cut scenes that advance the
story in the game is blessed.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Is that what your wife doesn't allow you.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
To do, I know, really watching anything and not needing
to miss it.

Speaker 3 (03:56):
Yeah, sound like children when their parents go off to
work and they're like, oh, like.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
At an hour x bod. I mean my daughter literally
admitted me the other day. She's like, when you're not around,
at you very loudly, and then stared at me.

Speaker 1 (04:16):
Very loudly. So you'd think, you know, a lot of
the answers would be like, oh, they're they're on the
internet looking at things. Yeah, they're not just playing Xbox exactly.
I think this one person might not have a wife anymore.
But they responded, and I think that they might not
have a wife because of their response. But I would

(04:37):
go to the beach during the day, then buy a
bunch of frozen Pizza's ice cream fudge rent before streaming
all the movies I wanted to watch, make a strong cocktail,
and then if she had a dog, it would clean
up the leftovers, and then we would promise not to
tell her.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
So's whole day if she had a dog.

Speaker 3 (04:59):
This is imaginary wife.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
It doesn't sound like you want to partner at all.
Because to the beach eyes, it's fine. Another husband said,
I get stoned and watch the most violent, cursed, word
filled movie with the round sound on full blast. Okay,
another good use of your time.

Speaker 3 (05:16):
You have neighbors, nobody cares.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
And then another husband said, I made lamb chops or
steak because my wife doesn't like them. Then I sit
out on the back porch and smoke a cigar because
she doesn't like the smell. I listen to music loudly
because she said it hurts her ears. And then I
hope that she doesn't come home early.