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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why do we job It's the jewil show. I've never
understood it. If we could all just get along and
share things with the rest of the class, nobody would
ever have to get up and be like, h Monday, Okay.
Jobbing is just dumb, just tiring. There's only one type
of job that I want, and that's a hand on

(00:23):
a glass by a pool. Retirement job. Yeah, that's the
only kind of job that I want.

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Paid for that. If you did the other stuff right,
you gotta earn it first.

Speaker 1 (00:34):
Retirement is the only job that I would like. But anyway,
the new survey came out of the number one dream
job in the world and the number one dream jobs
by country. I'll tell you what the number one dream
job in America is and the number one dream job
in the world in just a second, but we'll go
over some of the other top jobs before that. In Bulgaria,

(00:54):
the number one dream job of the entire country is
taxi driver. Really really balling over there. I drove lift
for a while. It's actually pretty cool. Really, yeah, I
enjoyed it.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Well, that's what a lot of.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
People say, is that they talk to people you meet
like you hear different stories and then you can actually
make hard a bit of money.

Speaker 4 (01:11):
To be fair, I did it for fun. I didn't
have to do it, so it was like it was
like a it's like a side thing. I was trying
to get content, so maybe my approach was different, like
I had no stakes, but it was fun meeting people.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Drunk people are the best.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
England and Scotland. The number one dream job is YouTuber.

Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh well, that sounds about right.

Speaker 1 (01:31):
It's a lot of people's dream jobs.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Not in England Scotland. I thought that kind of threw
me off. Why, I don't know, those are hard to understand. Well,
no doubt you be here like in America.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
I feel like that'd be your like dream job, but
like go there.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
I feel like they want they want more, want more
with their lives.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Some perfect going over the number one dream job in
the world. Here are some of the other top dream
jobs in the world. A midwife is in the top ten.

Speaker 2 (01:59):
What's all? It's interesting?

Speaker 5 (02:01):
What does it that like someone who you have a kid,
that's not you give a kid for someone you have.

Speaker 3 (02:05):
They help give birth, So they help somebody along the
entire process of their pregnancy and then they give birth,
usually at home or they come up with some kind
of a plan.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
So they help you give birth. Yeah, it's like a nurse,
just like a nurse would be. Yeah, but it's not
in a nursing environment. I think a midwife. It's holistic, right,
isn't it?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Like I think so usually, Yeah, you just do you
just call yourself one and then you are one school.

Speaker 2 (02:27):
I think there's training, change your Instagram bio. Oh that's it. Okay,
I just met one try expert. I feel like that scared.
I was not a pregnancy expert obviously, not for myself.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
The number four dream job in the world is a pharmacist.
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
They make a lot of money.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
They do the side too. Yeah, and their hours are
pretty sweet too.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I think, don't they just check everybody else's work? No, no, no,
they have to.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
They're the ones that officially have to like do the thing,
and then they have like a bunch of assistants and
stuff to work for them, and then they check out.
They're responsible for every drug in and out of that
facility as well, which is a big it's a big
responsible job. But they make a grip of money they do. Yeah,
and they have access to all the cool things.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, they do I would have done that.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
My farmers gave me the wrong medicine once and I
was like, oh, I feel bad. I want him to
get in trouble.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
So I don't know.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
It was just like it wasn't my Like I opened
the package and I was like, oh, if I do
need my medicine, so like I almost took it, but
then I.

Speaker 2 (03:22):
Was like, this does not look like my medicine.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Imagine if you took in it was something else.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
I see.

Speaker 5 (03:28):
Great day for Victoria.

Speaker 1 (03:31):
I was like, what is this?

Speaker 5 (03:32):
And then my friend was like, that's not If that's
not your medication, go take it back. And I was like, well,
I don't want them to get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (03:37):
They should get in trouble on Game Dangerous. You didn't
know what to do say something about that, said, Victoria
always thinks everything is her fault. I don't want to
get them in trouble. Oh no, they gave me the
wrong medicine. I'm going to be arrested their job. They
gave you the wrong medicine. What I felt like I
saw at that point.

Speaker 2 (03:57):
No, I really did think about it.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
But no, I wanted to figure out what it was.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
It was medication.

Speaker 1 (04:06):
Everything's a journey does believe that, you know, at least
it's an experience. The number two dream job in the
world is attorney. I still want to be one of those.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
That was my dream job. Yeah, dude, same, we could
like fight all day.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
I just didn't want to do that much research. But
they work a lot.

Speaker 4 (04:29):
Yeah, it's fun though, because, like the wind's probably worth
it when you do the winning.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
And you get to tell me and hear some really
crazy things in court and stuff like that, So I
could see that being a fun job. The number one
dream job in the world is pilot.

Speaker 4 (04:45):
Really, you know what's funny is I was going to
make a joke in the beginning like double dream, it's
probably just being me.

Speaker 1 (04:54):
Turns out I was right, and the number one dream
job in America is flight attendant.

Speaker 2 (04:59):
So really really.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Wow a lot.

Speaker 3 (05:04):
It was more of just probably because of free travel.
But you know the answer, yeah, the free travel.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
They don't get paid enough though, just hey, heads up,
if you want to be a flight they don't get
paid enough for what they do.

Speaker 3 (05:12):
But I think that for them it's worth it, right
because then they can fly for free, they can get
to all of these different places, So it's like it's
it's you know, you choose what your priorities are and.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
It's kind of fun because you can be rude with people.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
But I was on a flight just yesterday.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Fight attendant asked people to wait to like get on
the plane, and they weren't waiting and just turned around.

Speaker 6 (05:32):
He's like, that's why I said wait, and they backed
up and he's like, sorry about that, but you know,
it felt so good for him to do.

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Yeah,