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Speaker 1 (00:00):
How do you like your coffee tall? Dark, heavy on
the cream? Well, I ask because a recent study was
just published on what your coffee order says about you,
and we'll go over it next so you can find
out all you need to know about yourself based on
how you like your being prepared well right after this,
it's a jewel chew. What if I like to put
(00:21):
ketchup in my coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is psychopath? The Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's a text message we just got into four one
oh sixty one because a recent study just published says
what your coffee order says about you as a person
if you like to put ketchup in your coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
A lot of questions, Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Anyway, think about how you like your coffee and how
stabby you get if the breista makes your coffee wrong,
and will tell you exactly what that says about you
right now. If you like your coffee black, here's apparently
what it says about your personality. You have a emotionally repressed,
pragmatist with possible control fixation personality type. Really says you
(01:00):
like your coffee the same way you like your interpersonal connections, intense, bitter,
and emotionally unavailable.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh, I just.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Always think of people that drink just plain black coffee
is just having a high pained threshold.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Really, I can just not wanting to talk to anyone
like they.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Got just see.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That says you're probably the kind of person who calls
it being juice and judges everybody else who needs.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Milk in it like they were a child. Yeah, it's
very true, they do do. Yeah. I'm also to note
Ted Bundy liked his coffee black. Oh, high pain tolerance.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's the type of personality that you have if you
like your coffee just black, if you liked iced coffee
even in the winter. Yeah, it says that your personality
type is a stylized chaos agent with high stimulant dependency.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You know, it's funny every time we do these, the
word chaos always fits. And the type of thing I've
never seen you get an iced coffee before I make
my coffee in the morning, and I put ice in
it before I leave my home because I have a
cool coffee maker that does an espresso machine.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It says that you prioritize aesthetics over logic. Maybe, and
your thermostat is always set to drama. You're cold one
hundred percent of the time, but you won't touch hot
coffee because the vibes just aren't there for you. Your
whole personality is coffee, a little bit of trauma, and
(02:17):
one clock clip holding it all together.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
This feels like an older version of myself, not today's version.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I don't know. You have a whole blanket wrapped around you, Nina,
because it's.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Cold in here.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You're always cold.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It says Billy Eilish.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Lord and your ex who soft blocked you all drink
coffee and iced coffee in a snowstorm. We're going over
a new study that says what your coffee order says
about you as a person. If you like a caramel macchiato,
your personality type is romanticized anxiety romantic with mild retail
therapy compulsions.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Interesting, and I would also add low pain threshold.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Really, I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I just think people that like the super sweet drinks
just don't have a high pain tolerance.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It says, if you're a Karma macchiato, it's not just
a drink, it's your coping mechanism.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yes, you romanticize the hell out of your life.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Main character energy break down and then have a Starbucks run.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I love that for you.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Hold world on that list.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It says Ariana Grande is somebody who likes a caramel macchiato.
So that type of first nound.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh okay, that kind of makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
If you like a macha late, then you carry a
calm energy. But also judge people who still drink regular coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Is it macha latte where they put macha and a
latte and they just combine.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Us the other dirty macha.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh that's good. Yeah, I like them.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Is it macha in milk or there's actual coffee in
your macha too? It's espresso because.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
It's like macha powder or whatever, macha mixed with the coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh, so it's a lot. It's a latte, but then
they just put macha in it. It's good. I like
it a lot. I don't know if it's my favorite,
but I like a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It also says you meditate, but only after a forty
minute TikTok scroll and you've definitely said I'm protecting my piece.
After ghosting a group chat, we found you ball more.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Like ghosting an email and chat two pretty much anything.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, I have no problem mixing things out of my
life at all. Yeah, like this email thing bugs me
x it's not personality tough, soft spoken, mixed mystic with
avoidant conflict tendencies. Yeah, I can see that. If you
like cold Proof, that's your favorite coffee says your personality
(04:28):
is a high functioning, burnout survivor with resting crisis face.
I'm taking this as you virtually.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, but it's not just because I've tried other coffees,
and I've tried to like other coffees, but they all
make me sleepy, makes me tired.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's really funny because it says you drink this not
because you like it, but because you need it to function.
You're either running from your problems or trying to physically
outrun them.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Amazing.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That's so accurate. I've never heard anymore in my life.
What kind of resting face does.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
She have again? Oh, resting crisis face.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Resting crisis face. That face that she makes like a
little puppy going wood. Here's your resting crisis face.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Your vibe is high achiever on the edge of meltdown.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, you drink coldbrew like it's water and refer to
four hours of sleep as.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Plenty I mean, hey, man, I can sleep later.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And here's what a vanilla latte says about you, which
is my favorite coffee. Okay, sugar free vanilla ltte, So
this one is really yeah, this one is actually my favorite.
It says that you're a gentle overthinker with people pleasing
reflux disorder stop.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It says you're sweet, approachable, and probably say oops, even
when it's not your fault.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah that kind of reaccurate.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, sorry or oops a lot I've said when I
know I shouldn't have. You read too much into text
punctuation definitely, and use sparkles on ironically.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh you should do that more.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But beneath the milky exteriorize a storm of indecision. You
panic over choosing between oat or almond milk, and then
apologize to the brista for existing.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Oh it's like sweet and sad.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah at the same time. Yeah, for sure, you can
be happy and said at the same time. And I've
mastered that
How do you like your coffee tall? Dark, heavy on
the cream? Well, I ask because a recent study was
just published on what your coffee order says about you,
and we'll go over it next so you can find
out all you need to know about yourself based on
how you like your being prepared well right after this,
it's a jewel chew. What if I like to put
(00:21):
ketchup in my coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Is psychopath? The Jewel Show.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
That's a text message we just got into four one
oh sixty one because a recent study just published says
what your coffee order says about you as a person
if you like to put ketchup in your coffee?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
A lot of questions, Yeah, that one.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Anyway, think about how you like your coffee and how
stabby you get if the breista makes your coffee wrong,
and will tell you exactly what that says about you
right now. If you like your coffee black, here's apparently
what it says about your personality. You have a emotionally repressed,
pragmatist with possible control fixation personality type. Really says you
(01:00):
like your coffee the same way you like your interpersonal connections, intense, bitter,
and emotionally unavailable.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh, I just.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
Always think of people that drink just plain black coffee
is just having a high pained threshold.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
Really, I can just not wanting to talk to anyone
like they.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Got just see.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
That says you're probably the kind of person who calls
it being juice and judges everybody else who needs.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Milk in it like they were a child. Yeah, it's
very true, they do do. Yeah. I'm also to note
Ted Bundy liked his coffee black. Oh, high pain tolerance.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
That's the type of personality that you have if you
like your coffee just black, if you liked iced coffee
even in the winter. Yeah, it says that your personality
type is a stylized chaos agent with high stimulant dependency.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
You know, it's funny every time we do these, the
word chaos always fits. And the type of thing I've
never seen you get an iced coffee before I make
my coffee in the morning, and I put ice in
it before I leave my home because I have a
cool coffee maker that does an espresso machine.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
It says that you prioritize aesthetics over logic. Maybe, and
your thermostat is always set to drama. You're cold one
hundred percent of the time, but you won't touch hot
coffee because the vibes just aren't there for you. Your
whole personality is coffee, a little bit of trauma, and
(02:17):
one clock clip holding it all together.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
This feels like an older version of myself, not today's version.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
I don't know. You have a whole blanket wrapped around you, Nina,
because it's.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Cold in here.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
You're always cold.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
It says Billy Eilish.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Lord and your ex who soft blocked you all drink
coffee and iced coffee in a snowstorm. We're going over
a new study that says what your coffee order says
about you as a person. If you like a caramel macchiato,
your personality type is romanticized anxiety romantic with mild retail
therapy compulsions.
Speaker 4 (02:51):
Interesting, and I would also add low pain threshold.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Really, I don't know why.
Speaker 4 (02:56):
I just think people that like the super sweet drinks
just don't have a high pain tolerance.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
It says, if you're a Karma macchiato, it's not just
a drink, it's your coping mechanism.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yes, you romanticize the hell out of your life.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Main character energy break down and then have a Starbucks run.
Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, I love that for you.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Hold world on that list.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
It says Ariana Grande is somebody who likes a caramel macchiato.
So that type of first nound.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Oh okay, that kind of makes sense.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
If you like a macha late, then you carry a
calm energy. But also judge people who still drink regular coffee.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Is it macha latte where they put macha and a
latte and they just combine.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Us the other dirty macha.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh that's good. Yeah, I like them.
Speaker 4 (03:38):
Is it macha in milk or there's actual coffee in
your macha too? It's espresso because.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
It's like macha powder or whatever, macha mixed with the coffee.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Oh, so it's a lot. It's a latte, but then
they just put macha in it. It's good. I like
it a lot. I don't know if it's my favorite,
but I like a lot.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
It also says you meditate, but only after a forty
minute TikTok scroll and you've definitely said I'm protecting my piece.
After ghosting a group chat, we found you ball more.
Speaker 3 (04:03):
Like ghosting an email and chat two pretty much anything.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, I have no problem mixing things out of my
life at all. Yeah, like this email thing bugs me
x it's not personality tough, soft spoken, mixed mystic with
avoidant conflict tendencies. Yeah, I can see that. If you
like cold Proof, that's your favorite coffee says your personality
(04:28):
is a high functioning, burnout survivor with resting crisis face.
I'm taking this as you virtually.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Okay, but it's not just because I've tried other coffees,
and I've tried to like other coffees, but they all
make me sleepy, makes me tired.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
It's really funny because it says you drink this not
because you like it, but because you need it to function.
You're either running from your problems or trying to physically
outrun them.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
Amazing.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
That's so accurate. I've never heard anymore in my life.
What kind of resting face does.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
She have again? Oh, resting crisis face.
Speaker 4 (05:01):
Resting crisis face. That face that she makes like a
little puppy going wood. Here's your resting crisis face.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Your vibe is high achiever on the edge of meltdown.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Yeah, you drink coldbrew like it's water and refer to
four hours of sleep as.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Plenty I mean, hey, man, I can sleep later.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
And here's what a vanilla latte says about you, which
is my favorite coffee. Okay, sugar free vanilla ltte, So
this one is really yeah, this one is actually my favorite.
It says that you're a gentle overthinker with people pleasing
reflux disorder stop.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:34):
It says you're sweet, approachable, and probably say oops, even
when it's not your fault.
Speaker 2 (05:38):
Yeah that kind of reaccurate.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Yeah, sorry or oops a lot I've said when I
know I shouldn't have. You read too much into text
punctuation definitely, and use sparkles on ironically.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Oh you should do that more.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
But beneath the milky exteriorize a storm of indecision. You
panic over choosing between oat or almond milk, and then
apologize to the brista for existing.
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Oh it's like sweet and sad.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah at the same time. Yeah, for sure, you can
be happy and said at the same time. And I've
mastered that
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