BONUS - What Your Dating Profile Lies Reveal About You

Think a little white lie on your dating profile is harmless? Think again. On this episode of The Jubel Show, we break down a new study that reveals what your fibs about age, height, career, and hobbies say about your personality. From “vertical identity distortion” to “occupational delusional complex,” discover the hidden truths behind the swipes—and why honesty might just be the ultimate attraction.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
You can tell everything about someone's personality just by what
they lie about on their dating profile. Oh oh yeah,
I believe that. It's the Doeble Show, and it goes
deeper than you think. Like dudes that lie about their height.
We all know that usually means that they're insecure about
being a pocket partner and them try to overcompensate for
it by saying that they're six' one when they're really five.

(00:21):
Eight but it can tell you even more about, them
because a relationship expert just released a study on the
things that you lie about on your dating profile and
what they say about you as a. Person oh, Great
i'm ready go over it right after. This have you
ever lied about something on a dating? Profile It's ajebile.
Show people do it all the. Time they tell little
white lies in order to get someone to swipe on. Them,

(00:42):
well those little FIBs can say a lot about you
as a, person AND i know that because relationship experts
just release a study on the things that you lie
about on your dating profile and what they say about
you as a, Person and we'll go over it right
now so you can see just how messed up the
dating world.

Speaker 2 (00:57):
Is it's so disappointing because the truth is going to
come out, eventually and you just have to decide if
this is a lie you can live with or.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Not we'll start with age and. Height if you lie
about your age and, height and that's the one That i'm,
like why do especially dudes do do it all the, time,
right they say that they're taller than they, Are AND
i don't understand that because it's that's something that's easy
to fact. Check, yeah fact.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
Check and then when you see them and they're five
eight and they still swear they're five. Eleven they're, Like
i'm five, EIGHT i, know you know some people like.

Speaker 1 (01:24):
That, No And i'm, like, DUDE i can see ey
To i'm with, you AND i Know i'm not five.
Eleven i'm like five seven on a good, day depending on.
Footwear And i'm, like, dude you're not five. Eleven they're, like,
Yeah i'm like, okay. Baby here's what it says about
you as a person if you lie about your age
and height on your dating. Profile it says that you

(01:46):
might have time displacement SYNDROME Whoa patients exhibit a temporal
dysmorphia believing they're younger than they appear in every, mirror
photograph or group. Text so you might have actually something
that tells you that you appear younger than you actually.

Speaker 3 (01:58):
Are but can't you just like checked license as their
date of birth on.

Speaker 2 (02:02):
It i've seen this happen with both guys and. Girls funny, enough,
yes because what happens is on these certain apps you
get a window like where people that are twenty five
to thirty five don't want to date anybody over thirty,
five but it cuts at thirty five or.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
THIRTY i don't know when you can put your.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Preferences but even if let's say you're thirty seven, hypothetically
but now you've aged out of the hot guy, group
and so you lie to stay in the.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
Hot guy you're.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
There So i've known women that have that have done.
That but THEN i think guys are doing the same,
thing who are very clearly pushing sixty to be forty.

Speaker 1 (02:34):
Five. Yeah would you Imagine Leonardo DiCaprio on a dating,
app because he would have to say he's like twenty, three.

Speaker 2 (02:39):
Yeah, yeah because otherwise he's aged out of the, window.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Because, LIKE i can't date any of these women they're my.
Age but then what do you do when you.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Do meet someone on that app and they had lied
about their age and so like now you're like in
a relationship or whatever now and you are actually twenty
years older than what we.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Said, well the person is banking that once you get
to know, them it's all going to be worth. It
they're that fantastic that it shouldn't.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
Matter which is. True so you. Lie you. Lie, also
if you lie about your age and. Height this one
is for, height you might have a vertical identity distortion five.
Seven individuals claiming to be five to eleven are statistically
more likely to own platform shoes and avoid standing next
to door frames or. Tis but there are people that

(03:22):
love their short. Kings there Are, Yeah Like i'm short
And i've dated a lot of women that were taller than.
Me i've got a six foot. Before that was it was.
Hilarious how did she, like how did you guys hold
your hands and? Stuff? WELL i thought it was hilarious
because she would have to bend down to kiss. Me
it was the funniest in my. Mind every single time
she had to kick, Me i'm, like this is so.
Funny it is. Funny, Yeah like it didn't bother me

(03:43):
at all lick in her eyes and you know the
way d been, down give me a little, kiss and
it was nice because she could get stuff on the top.
Shelf B, yeah But i'm a lot different than most
dudes with. That you, know those dudes wouldn't find the

(04:03):
humor in, that BUT i thought it was. Hilarious if
you lie about your dating, profile we're going over a
new study that says you can tell everything about yourself
by what you lie about on your dating. Profile if
you lie about your career and, lifestyle you might have
occupational delusional. COMPLEX i didn't know that was a. Thing
calling yourself a creative director of vibes might not pay the,

(04:24):
bills but it inflates dopamine levels temporarily for you to
say that you're a creative director of something that doesn't even,
exist you, know just to say that you have a
cool job.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
Title and that's what people would actually swipe.

Speaker 1 (04:34):
On, YEAH i think that that. People people will dress
up their jobs all the time. Online you.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Know, well it's almost like creative director and marketing are
the new. Entrepreneurs and, no like, shade anybody that's a
creative director or a marketing person LIKE i just still
have yet to meet a really good, one, right you
know that like claims that they are one that actually do.
IT i just like it when people PUT ceo.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
And the thing that they're doing is just like their side,
Hustle Like I'M ceo of, whatever but is their? Etsy
yeah yeah, yeah but it's still. True if you lie
about your hobbies and, interests it says that you might
have academic projection. Bias what does that mean? ACADEMIC i
don't know if the second basically means that you think

(05:18):
people will think more of you if you have a
lot of interests and hobbies and seem well.

Speaker 2 (05:23):
Educated, oh this is like books like the book fishing
that guys were, doing, Right, yeah guys do.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
That they're pretending to read a, lot. Right but my
thing is also like why do you lie about?

Speaker 3 (05:32):
Anything like you're gonna end up meeting this person eventually
and they're gonna end up needing to know you and
know everything you lie.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
ABOUT i know either of you had a guy lie
to you on a dating profile and then you met
them and found out that they were.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Lying i've had somebody lie about being, single like on
a dating. Profile they're on the dating, profile and then
LATER i find out that there's a girl that's constantly
calling the, phone and so he really wasn't, single LIKE
i guess in his mind he, was but not in.
Hers so it's, like does somebody think you're in a?

Speaker 1 (05:57):
Relationship how in his mind was he? Single he still.

Speaker 2 (06:00):
Seeing her but keeping his auditions, open so like she
was the consistent, one but he was still out there
looking for something, better and she thought they were. Together
and that sucked Because i'd be with this guy and
his phone would start blowing. Up it was weird and
it's not.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
OKAY i had a guy lie to me that he
was a race car, Driver. Victoria you had a guy
that he was a race car? Driver, Yeah and it.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
Sounded really, hot so that's WHY i swiped on. Him
but THEN i kind of found out that he just
like drives his car for. Fun, wait And i'm, like
that's not a Race like he had a picture in
front of a race.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Car h, oh really it wasn't race. CAR i don't.
KNOW i NEVER i was, like, wait, so, like what
do you like?

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Racing he, was you, know just like, races And i'm.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Like like street, RACES i.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
GUESS i was, like so you don't actually racing like.
Competitions he's, like, well you, know like me and my,
buddies like we like to go. Racing And i'm, like
so it's three race. Things like so you're not like
in THE f. One, Yeah SO i crush It mario. Cars,
yeah