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August 19, 2025 6 mins

From math nerds to gym class heroes, a new study claims your favorite school subject says everything about who you are. On this episode of The Jubal Show, the team dives into hilarious (and shockingly accurate) personality breakdowns tied to English, science, math, history, and even P.E. Whether you’re heading back to school or just reminiscing about your report cards, you’ll be laughing—and maybe cringing—at how true these descriptions are.


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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All back to school. Back to school to prove too,
Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my nonch
packed up, my boots tied tight. I hope I don't
get in a fight. Oh, back to school. Back to

(00:20):
school is that time again?

Speaker 2 (00:22):
Wide eyed elementary school kids are supporting their new backpacks
and shiny new shoes. Middle school kids are rolling their
eyes at their parents while they take their annual first
day of school pictures. High schoolers are annoying daily commuters
by terribly driving themselves to campus, and college students are
already hungover. Yeah, it's back to school time, and just

(00:43):
in time for that. A new study says, what's your
favorite subject in school says about you as a person? Oh, so,
think about when you were in school, what subject gave
you your jolly's well? And if you're currently in school, what
class do you actually pay attention in? And we'll tell
you what it says about your personality. Right after this,
it's the jubile show.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
I remember nothing from school.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
People talk about history to me, and I'm like, I
don't know when you guys learned that. I think we
skipped all of this. I almost didn't graduate high school.
I had an F in science. I was taking a
class called science.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
My senior year in high school, and yah, I mean
I had an F.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
And my dad went and talked to the teacher and
just said, look, just give him a D. He's not
gonna do science stuff. And the teacher agreed to it.
She was that confident. I wouldn't touch this science world.

Speaker 1 (01:37):
I got it.

Speaker 3 (01:38):
We took acts and I got a seventeen on it.
And if you don't know acts, I mean eighteen is
they're like, that's not good man, but you made it seventeen.
They're like, I don't even are you.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Enrolled in this school?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
Like what are you doing? The only thing I remember
is in seventh grade we had a kid fistfight rpe
teacher that stuck. I mean, he was too old to
be in seventh grade.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
He drove to seventh grade.

Speaker 2 (02:06):
What is your favorite subject in school, or if you're
going back to school, what is your favorite subject? Because
a new study has just come out that says you
can tell everything about your personality based on what your
favorite subject in school is.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
That makes a lot of sense. Actually, what do you mean,
like what your favorite thing is to learn about? That
says a lot about your brain.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
Oh yeah, So we'll go overrom right now, so you
can find a little bit more out about yourself. If
your favorite school, if your favorite thing in school was
English or literature, it says you're emotionally unstable but self aware.
That was my favorite, by the way, and that's spot on,
so far, so far, that's spot on. I'm very self aware,
also very emotionally unstable at times. You can romanticize a

(02:49):
dead plant. Yeah, absolutely, I've romanticized a lot of dead
plants in my day, always analyzing people who don't even
know you exist. You think crying in the rain is
character development. And you're one bad week away from starting
a memoir no one asked for. I've started a few
of them, Yes, I tell you pretty much. After one
bad week, I'm like, if that's that, I got to

(03:10):
write a book?

Speaker 1 (03:11):
Should do that? Really?

Speaker 2 (03:13):
There is a new study that's come out that says
you can tell everything about you based on what your
favorite subject in school is.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
So think about what yours is.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
If you're currently going back to school, or if you
were in school at one point in your life, like
most of us were, what was your favorite subject. If
science is your favorite subject, it says that you're curious
and logical.

Speaker 1 (03:32):
M Yeah, I like science. There's always there's a right
and wrong answer there, very clear you now Google?

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Is this normal? From everything from dreams to rashes? Yeah?
Who has all the answers?

Speaker 1 (03:45):
What can you say? You have trust issues?

Speaker 2 (03:47):
Oh, and you will explain things no one knows or
cares about at parties while everybody zones out. Maybe my
favorite subject was science because that happens to me a lot.

Speaker 1 (04:01):
Victoria if fits that one too, But yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
I love facts but live in denial. And it says
a red flag you're obsessed with drama but still haven't
figured out why your dating life is one long failed trial.
Ye science, Yeah, that's if science is your favorite subject.
If math was your favorite subject in school, or is
your favorite subject as you go back to school. Here's

(04:24):
what it says about your personality. You're emotionally unavailable. Ooh,
nights calm under pressure. You're dead inside, but in a clean,
minimalist way.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
So that's good. Oh, I can see that.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
Actually, you solve problems for fun, yet run from confrontation
and to hear a control freak disguised as a go
with the flow type person.

Speaker 1 (04:45):
Ooh, yes, I have someone who they used to love
math when they were little, and I could not understand why.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
I never understood anybody who knew math. I mean, I'm
really good at math, super good.

Speaker 1 (04:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:57):
I got the pre algebra Oh nice. My senior year
in high school, I was in pre algebra. I took
class with eighth graders. They came over from the middle school,
and I was the only senior in the class, and
I had to sit in the corner because I cheated
off everybody, so they put my desk all the way
in the corner and I still got a D. But
technically I passed pre algebra. I'm pretty much the best
at math, clearly. If your favorite subject is history, here's

(05:22):
what it says about your personality.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
That's me, really, I love history.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Live in the past, and not just emotionally. Oh yike,
act like you. You act like you've moved on, but
bring up arguments from twenty nineteen.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
You don't forget. You forget, but you don't forget.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
You're great at holding grudges. If history is your favorite subject.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
Yes, because if you earned it, you deserve it.

Speaker 2 (05:44):
You view exes as failed empires.

Speaker 1 (05:49):
Talked about them like they're an empire. There are Each
one is a chapter of my life.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I think everything is a government conspiracy, and you're really
good at predicting people's behavior based on past pat facts.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
I feel like everything but the conspiracy fits you pretty well.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
I'm not being in conspiracy theories, but I can read
you like a book.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
If your favorite subject was pe or sports. Here's what
it says about your personality. Competitive, disciplined, and energetic. No teamwork.
You think that team spirit fixes everything. You own five
water bottles and zero coping mechanisms.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
You feel the best.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
When moving, You have a low tolerance for bs, and
you still think grinding will fix your abandonment issues.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, I'll say
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