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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
What's one of the most exciting things that can happen
during the work week.

Speaker 2 (00:04):
It's a jew will show.

Speaker 1 (00:05):
So when you show up to your office and you're
sitting at your cubicle or with the person you share
a desk with, because your company is trying to save
money by taking away comfortable individual working areas and dressing
it up with a fancy name like open work Environment
instead of cost cutting, and someone runs down the hall
like a maniac and goes everyone, Doug brought in donuts.

(00:29):
This is Sparta, and then you guys fight over the
last donut in the break room.

Speaker 3 (00:35):
You spit on me.

Speaker 1 (00:38):
The normal working person like us gets very few perks
at work. When they bring in free donuts. It's on
and it's sometimes crazy to see how the other half lives.
And the Oscars is this weekend and they just released
what will be included in the celebrity gift bags that
everybody who attends the Oscars will receive. We'll go over
it next so you can have another reason to despise
the Hollywood elite for this. It's a double show. In

(01:01):
case you didn't know it, Sunday is a big day
in our country.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
It's a Double Show.

Speaker 1 (01:05):
There are a few occasions where Americans band together and
celebrate what it means to be an American, and one
of those just passed the Super Bowl. And this Sunday
is the day that we honor the American's most valuable
and precious natural resource, our celebrities. The Oscars is being
held this weekend. You know, it's the event where celebrities

(01:27):
are awarded for their performances in movies that nobody's ever seen.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
Anyway, it's always.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
Crazy to see what kind of stuff they give the
celebrities who show up to the Oscars and the gift
bags that they have. And they just released what will
be in this year's Oscars Celebrity gift bag.

Speaker 3 (01:45):
I love these.

Speaker 1 (01:45):
Let's go over it now so we can see what
things you get. Oh, we're already rich enough to afford it.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Anyway. You also get it if you're a plus one,
because I would love to be a bleuss one one
of those.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
Oh in the celebrity in the Oscars gift this year.
Here are some of the perks that you'll get if
you attend the Oscars. A five night luxury wellness retreat
in Sri Lanka.

Speaker 3 (02:08):
Ooh what?

Speaker 1 (02:10):
And again, this is people. These are people that have
made some of them hundreds of millions of dollars. Oh yeah,
let's give them more. That's how the rich get richer.
You work really hard to get super rich, and then
people just give you free stuff so you never spend
your You don't spend your money yet.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh man, I don't want to go to Sri Lanka.
Well be an actor.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
I wonder if these things in the gift bags have
to pay to be in the gift bags. I know,
because like we've tried to be in gift bags for
different like fashion shows and stuff, and we have to
pay to be in the gift bagh.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
To get out in front of these people. Yeah, it's marketing,
I mean yeah.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
But then those people go, like the rich and like
the celebrities like Timothy's tout shadow Mate, We'll go on
this trip and like post about it.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, yeah, it's worth it, That's what I mean.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
What else will be in the Oscars celebrity gift bag
if you just show up to the Oscars? A nine
hundred and fifty dollars coffee table book entitled A Journey
of Iceland From Darkness to Light.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
What why is a thousand thousand bucks for a coffee
table book.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
What I'm four world, that's a journey to Iceland?

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Is the first eggs now paper?

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Is there actual like ice in there.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Where that they don't just don't put eggs in the
basket expensive they get back for the oscars, they're like,
here's some eggs.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Gift card for both order of eggs.

Speaker 1 (03:23):
Yeah, you'll also get a four night's stay at two
luxury resorts in the Maldives. Oh wow, Maldives and Jolly
being not one but two different places in the Maldives.
Do you think they go? I hope so, I bet
you they don't though they gift these If I was
a celebrity million dollars, I'd be like, hey, cousin who's

(03:44):
always hit me up for money, go to the Maldie. Yeah. Yeah,
because they probably go to these places a lot too.
You know, they've got so much money that they do
travel a lot. They get all kinds of perks, and
they probably have already gotten seven free trips to the
Maladis this year alone, right, and so they're like, I
can't Oh my god, these is solerated.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
Is just not gonna me. I'm not gonna slum it
and go there.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
I'm like, it's going to staying in a motel six
in the Maldis, Thank you very much.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I own my own house there, seventeen Butler's of my own.
I would I ever do that.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Art light bo body contouring with doctor Thomas Sue in Tampa, Florida.

Speaker 2 (04:22):
What Yeah, they definitely use that.

Speaker 3 (04:25):
He's in Tampa.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
It's not even Miami. It's not even La Tampa stick surgeon.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
For the discretion, Nina.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
Oh, they sneak off to Tampa. Nobody there, and nobody's
gonna pay attention to him either, because if they're in Tampa,
they'll be like, oh is that Ryan Reynolds?

Speaker 2 (04:45):
Whatever? Things are too good to him better than me.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
We're going over the things that will be in the
celebrity gift bag at this year's Oscars. It's always ridiculous
to find out the things that they're getting for free
just for showing up to the Oscars. Stay at the
five star Cottonhouse Hotel in Barcelona.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
This is the one that might actually get me mad
because I've always wanted to go to Barcelona and you're
saying that people are getting free Oh I.

Speaker 3 (05:11):
Thought you knew, Like the Cotton Hotel, like that was something. No,
I just want to.

Speaker 5 (05:14):
Blon I will stay in a Motel six in Barcelona,
but I just want to go, but I can't.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
Nobody's stopping you.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
For a Motel six.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Though.

Speaker 1 (05:28):
All that would be great if they put like a
you know, a week at the Motel six in the
gift bag for the Oscar.

Speaker 3 (05:35):
They could do all their dirt and nobody would see them.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
That would Mexico.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah, you know, that would probably be good for them,
because they don't do that anymore because they've gotten to
the point where their rich celebrities are going to the Oscars.
They don't really go stay at Motel sixes anymore. And
they probably would love that, And then it would then
Motel six would end up being like a four Seasons
in the mouths because all the celebrities would be going.
They'll be like, let's okay, let's go slumming this week.

(05:59):
They cat camp, except when you're broke, you're call camping camping.
You're on the wilderness pretending to be homeless for a weekend.
But they're like, let's go camping and pretend to be homeless,
stay to Motel six.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Yeah, go camping. In New Orleans downtown.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
And then after that, I'm taking a real vacation where
they can dellows me.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Because you know, thats.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
Another thing that you'll get if you go to the
celebrit if you go to the Oscars in the celebrity
gift bag, twenty piece luxury gift box from Silky Smooth
Lip Products.

Speaker 3 (06:34):
Oh okay, I like that. Definitely paid to me in
this gift back.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yeah, for sure, this one doesn't. I don't even know
what this is.

Speaker 1 (06:41):
Over a million dollars of personalized disaster recovery services from
Bright Harbor.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
That does that mean insurance?

Speaker 3 (06:49):
Oh my gosh, that's fires.

Speaker 1 (06:53):
That one they that's worth it because all the insurance
companies drop the celebrities who lived in the palisades where
the houses burned, all the celebrity house work.

Speaker 4 (07:01):
So it's like a boutique insurance place can just take
care of them.

Speaker 1 (07:04):
Not yes, well only partial, Well only if you're invited
to the party.