BONUS - Why Are Jubal's Neighbors Scared Of Him

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• Jubal did something to scare his neighbors 
• Nina has Hot Girl tummy issues
• Victoria needs to stop spending money
• Brad got kicked out of a grocery store
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
I rescued Holly when she was six months old, and
I had her before I had children, and.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
She's just been She's really my firstborn.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Celebrate my love for her.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
All donated to a rescue.

Speaker 2 (00:11):
This is the woman who threw a king signora for
her cat. That's so cute and it actually ended up
saving her local animal shelter. Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (00:21):
Every time I think that, okay, I don't know if
I can keep doing this. I don't know if I
can keep doing this, some blessing will drop in.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
This time it was Miranda and her family.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
She loved it.

Speaker 2 (00:29):
She really did on this show throw king signora for
their cat and not save an animal shelter and have
a party. You'll find out when we check in with
the Jewel Show right after this.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
You're ready in everyone a little.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
The biggest gift would be from me, and the cod
Detached would say, every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jewbil Show is no different. It's
the Jewbil Show with your drunken Nina Hi. And then
of course there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi. And
who could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next

(01:25):
door and climbs onto the porch once in a while
to ask if her bearded dragon Keith can re enact
the Titanic using raisins and dental flaws for us. Our
social media producer Gabby, Oh, sorry about that, Gabby. Here michaelphone.
And then there's a producer Brad. He's a dad. Hey there, Tiger.
And then there's me. I'm Jewbel and this is the

(01:46):
Jewbil Show. And this is the time of week where
we check in and see what's going on in our lives. So, Nina,
what's up with you this week?

Speaker 1 (01:52):
You guys?

Speaker 2 (01:52):
I have hot girl? Tell me issues? What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (01:58):
I feel like you jubul because I can't eat anything
now without getting sick. So yesterday I decided to treat
myself because I was like, you know what you deserve
some tater tots, baby. You earn these tater tots. You
want them greasy and crunchy. You get those greasy, crunchy
tater tots. I feel like that's very different from jewil.

Speaker 1 (02:16):
Jewbiles like lactose and tallart can't have milk and eats
like a smoothie and get sick. Nina's like I had
greasy taters I got.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
And I was like, man, this hot girl problem with
these tummy shoes is really acting up.

Speaker 2 (02:31):
I am confused about the hot girl correlation.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
That's just what it's called. Hot girls have tummy issues.
It's just hot girl tummy issues. It's real.

Speaker 2 (02:38):
Ubils are also called tummy shoes too, So like I
just was, it was just coming up.

Speaker 1 (02:46):
You also went to like a taco place that is
not like a real taco place, and that's also a
throw it.

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Okay, I deserve it all you were purging.

Speaker 3 (02:58):
I wasn't purging, well kind of, but she came up
on its own.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Now I get the hot girl. No, I wasn't purging it.

Speaker 3 (03:06):
Just like my stomach got really really sick and it
just had to come out.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
It was like I was really sad about it.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Though.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's the whole point. I said.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
I deserved it and I wanted it, and it didn't
want me.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
A hot girl bomb we're talking about, right, Just shut up, Victoria.
What's up with you this week?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (03:28):
I need to figure something out.

Speaker 1 (03:30):
I need to want to take away my credit cards.

Speaker 3 (03:32):
Like I'm starting to think it's you girl spending problems.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I thought about it the other day and I was like, well,
I could easily just hide it, and then thirty minutes
later I'll forget where I hit it, and then I
won't have it.

Speaker 2 (03:44):
But then it's on my phone.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
It's on my Apple wallet, so I don't really need
my card take it out?

Speaker 2 (03:50):
Are you off your app? I bind too much?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I mean yeah, Like the other week, I bought my
cat like a cat backpack. Mind you.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
She doesn't even like it.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
So it's so annoying.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
Fact, does she go anywhere?

Speaker 1 (04:00):
I wanted to take her on walks with me.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
She's going camping soon.

Speaker 4 (04:05):
I want her.

Speaker 5 (04:06):
I want to take her camping, but she doesn't like it.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
She she was so scared and she meowed like louder
than I ever I've ever heard her before.

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Is this a backpack you wear and you put the
cat inside of it?

Speaker 2 (04:18):
Yeah? Oh I thought it was a backpack. You cat like,
you're trying to put it on her, putting the backpack
on me. I'm a cat.

Speaker 6 (04:27):
Every clime Victoria tries to dress her cat, it's upset.
It just stops, stands still and goes. Also, I now
want to see a cat wearing a backpack? Yeah, that
sounds does sound cute like they do for kids.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Yeah, oh well I have one of those, but it's
like a hardness.

Speaker 1 (04:42):
Actually, get a backpack version like Door the Explorer put
a little map in there. She's going to be mad though,
Well yeah, she well she's already mad. I bought her
a lion's mane just so I could she could look
like a lion.

Speaker 2 (04:52):
She doesn't like that either. It's pretty fun to do that.
I put a beret on my dog the other day.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
I saw that they followed you led you will fresh
the pictures up there?

Speaker 2 (05:01):
Oh yeah, it was up there. He was really confused
because he's a Doverman. He's German. He's like, why am
we French? Not French? Look, everybody, it's our social media producer,
Gabby stopping by. Gabby. What somebody you this week?

Speaker 5 (05:14):
I am officially moving out of the frat.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
House no longer. Yeah, let's go.

Speaker 5 (05:24):
My husband Tie and I bought a hoongratulations. I've never
signed so many papers in my life.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
Crazy? How long until all of his friends move into
your new house?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
I hope it'll be a while.

Speaker 2 (05:39):
Their friends ask if they can move in with you
guys again?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
Yeah, because it has a basement and like a nice basement.

Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's so exciting. Yeah, congratulations, Yeah, that's cool. Very products
up with you this week? Babies are coming, so what
first the house and then it comes to babies. Okay,
sorry babies. Okay.

Speaker 6 (06:06):
I have one and it's my daughter and we do
these day daughter dates where we kind of run errands
where we make it fun. And we actually got kicked
out of the pharmacy one because we were being too loud.

Speaker 2 (06:18):
So we're messing around in the hallways.

Speaker 6 (06:19):
We're like in the in the aisles and stuff where
it's like that's cooping around, singing songs and stuff, messing
around and they're like, dar get out of here, you're
gonna wake the sleeping pills.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
Wow, thank you for I could actually see you guys
doing that.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, we do that. What's going on? You was gonna?
I think I weirded out another neighbor. Yeah, I do
it often, love it.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
I feel like you would also like that is what
I get from you.

Speaker 2 (06:49):
What was like neighbors? It was like nine o'clock at
night the other night, and so it's quiet outside, you know,
and there's so I make music too. If you don't
know that, I really new song just last week. You
can go check it out wherever you get music. So
I'm always working on music and stuff like that at
the house, but I also am always like messing around
and doing stuff. And I was working on a song

(07:09):
that I'm putting together, and it was like nine o'clock
at night, and the studio that I have the windows open,
and it's over a driveway of the person behind me,
and I've never met them before, you know, But I
was frustrated with myself for the way I was singing.
So then I started singing the lyrics to my song,
like this opera very loud, very very very very loudly.

(07:30):
And I just had my underwear on because it was
I was about to go to bed, and I was like,
I want to try to real quick. So I was
like standing there like and they pulled up and then
I didn't notice that they got out of the car,
and I'm screaming basically in my underwear right in front
of the window, and they both looked up at me.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
It's the guy covered in tattoos, singing opera and boxer briefs.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
And is not ready for jewel.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
No funny texts the like the group chat of everyone
in the neighborty being like, guys, I.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Made eye contact with the dude, you know, and then
I just ducked down. So yeah, I don't know what
they're thinking now. I don't know what any of us
are thinking about you now