August 20, 2025 • 8 mins
What could possibly make half the country furious at a baby? In this episode of The Jubal Show, we dive into the viral story of a newborn who sparked a massive online debate before even leaving the hospital. From Instagram fame to controversial parenting choices, this tiny “sneeze nugget” is making headlines and raising big questions about the future of Generation Beta. Is this genius marketing or a step too far? Tune in to hear the unbelievable story everyone’s arguing about.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Why is half the country angry at a newborn baby?
Wowjeble show. Is it because they're just too cute? Nope?
Is it because they're the first product of an AI
love affair? WHOA, No, it's not it either. It's something else.
But one baby is making headlines today and it's causing
the latest Internet debate. Why is everybody arguing about this
little sneeze nugget?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Sneeze nuggets?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I don't know if that's the term for a baby,
but I just made it up and it sounds kind
of right. I love a nugget. Sneeze nugget makes sense,
so I'll tell you right after this. It's a geble show.
Why is one baby taking over the Internet today? It's
ajewble show And it's not because they're cute. But the
entire country is arguing about this one baby.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Is it royalty?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, Well, it depends how you look at it. It could
be American royalty. But anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
A newborn baby named Pixel Aurora Martinez Pixel made headlines
this week after her parents announced that she already has
a verified Instagram account, whoa followers, wow, and a brand
deal with a baby formula company before even leaving the hospital.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What. Wow, the baby is set before she even came
out of the womb.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And I'm over here struggling with that. These parents sold
their soul.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
He said, I will give you my first born in
exchange for cash.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Literally.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Her parents self described entrepreneurial visionaries. Is that what we're
on on that? Yeah, they have hustle hard in their
bio for sure. Say they didn't want to waste any
precious time, claiming that this baby is basically the Lebron
James of influencers.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, I mean, you know what's wild?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
They claim that people will believe it. Well, yeah, they're
wasting no time with it.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
We're talking about a newborn baby that everybody's arguing about
in the Internet saying it's the worst thing possible to do.
Other people are applauding these parents for being geniuses. But
a newborn baby named pixel Or Martinez has an Instagram
account fifty thousand followers and had a brand deal before
even leaving the hospital. Instead of a traditional birth announcement,
the family launched a gender neutral NFT collection titled Crying
(02:07):
but Iconic, featuring AI generated recreations of the baby's first
facial expressions. Wow, the prices for the NFT skyrocketed into
two grand within hours. Why are people I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Are the followers bought or real?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
When asked why they went so far, the father responded, look,
Generation Beta kids are going to be competing with robots
for AI, robots and AI for jobs, and we just
want to give her a head start in the algorithm.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean, hey, they're doing everything they can to get
their kid start on the right track.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Social media influencers, you, social media users are divided, some
saying it's genius marketing and others are labeling it just
a capitalist garbage.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Basically, it's that, and I think it's a bit reckless.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Who You're not giving your child an option at all
as to what they want to do or be or
whatever in their life. I mean, maybe they're gonna be like, yeah,
she loves chocolate, look at everybody can love this kind
of chocolate, and then they start selling it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The baby already has more brand deals than most adults do.
Who they say, hey, well.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Most adults don't have one brand deal. That baby already
has two or three.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
The crazy part about that is for these businesses, it
might make sense because they can actually mold this child
to be exactly what they want. So what makes this
baby any different than a robot? They're programming it right now.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And people in the comments are arguing about Generation Beta
and what they're going to be like in their world
is going to be like kids born between twenty twenty
five and twenty thirty nine are going to be part
of Generation Beta.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
WHOA, that's weird to think of. But this isn't their fault.
This is their parents. What generation are their parents? Are
these millennials? Are these gen Zers?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That can't be It can't be gen Z gen Z probably,
I guess I have no idea. But people are saying
that they're predicting what what life will be like for
Generation Beta.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, in the comments, what did they say?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
They say half of half people believe that cancer will
be cheered by Generation Beta.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well that would be amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Okay, pause, Wait, if we can't do it, we're gonna
trust the kids below us who we ate tide pods
and the kids below.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Us are going to cure cancer? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well? Yeah, they're probably smarter because they learned from the
older generations not to do things like eat tide.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Pots right right, Okay, yea, they may have like some
type of resistance to it when the tide pod leaked
into their system.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Seventy one percent of people think Generation Beta will have
access to individualized healthcare based on their DNA.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Wow, it would be cool, it'd be interesting, I think, Yeah,
how do you Well, they already have like diets and
stuff right now. They're supposed to optimize each person based
off of their blood type. What so there is that
already that exists, So I don't know how far fetched
it would be for them to put that into a system,
Like it kind of makes sense.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Wait, there's two different diets. They're like based on your
blood type. You can have a certain diet to.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Have you because your type of body needs certain things
more than others.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What I think, I'm Type OH by me, But I
had a doctor tell me one time I should be
eating a lot of meat because I'm Type OH, and
I should be eating extra protein than like other types.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I guess interesting, though I don't know what I am.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, interesting, I've been asking. They just keep telling me.
I gotta wait till the next time I get my
blood drunk.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Fifty nine percent of people believe that Generation Beta AI
will be AI will be able to predict and prevent
health issues before symptoms even start.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I believe that. Well, isn't that like what they're doing
with the chip? Was that what that chipping is all about?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I bet it's kind of like when you ask chatgy
t like what's wrong with you and usually kind of
gives you some.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Pretty good not the same.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Eighty six percent of people believe Generation Beta will have
jobs that haven't even been invented yet. Of course, because
they'll be invented by the robots by that time. I
will pretty much just be like manual labor and service
jobs for the robots. Yeah, they're the oil robots service.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Basically, they're the oilers they have made and just grease
the robots, squeaky wheel.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Sixty eight percent of people believe Generation Beta will have
more pets than kids.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, okay, they are cheaper so in the long run.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Sixty percent of people think the government will actually stop
printing cash because Generation Beta won't use it. I can
see that happening. I can see that too.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No one nowadays uses cash, and I think we're getting
close to that.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, Seventy one percent of prospective Gen Beta parents predict
that AI will replace teachers one hundred percent. I guarantee
you that's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
That's a bummer. This is the bummer for everybody moving forward.
Is going to be that whole interpersonal communication that everybody
lacks anyways.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Now, So then we're just like not gonna be what
to talk to people when we're older.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't even know if humans is going to be
the right word, because it's like, are you humankind or
are you just programmed to be something else.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Forty six percent of people think that space will be
the most popular vacation destinations for Generation Beta. Yeah that
was a little out there.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Can you just tell me I'm gonna be dead by then?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I can't handle this kind of suf You don't want
to go to space?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't. I want to don't want to go to space? No, really,
no desire to go to space.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That's crazy. Yeah I want to go.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You know what my nightmare is I go to space
and I'm the one that gets stuck out in the atmosphere,
just floating for eternity.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, that's the question I always asking people is if
you could go to space but knew you knew that
you weren't coming back, would you still go No?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I mean, but absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I would.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, you can turn to like Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
There's so many galaxies out there, just how to say,
like their world's your oyster.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
The galaxy is finally accomplished. My mission, my goal in
life to be a space trash man. Bro, It's all
I want to be is a space trash man. Drive
around space and my trash craft.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
But if pick up garbage, if you get ditched, how
are you going to get a spacecraft?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, I'll find it. I'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It's this trash space ship. Get called home. He's gonna
hear a voice jubile you.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Close to half of the respondents don't think Generation Beta
will ever retire in the future because they'll need an
estimated one point eighty eight million to retire.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
See them as like being born retired, right, because then
you just like push my robots to do all of
these things, and then your jobs are different.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Well, they'll be born working, but they won't have to
pay for their housing and stuff because the robots will
have them live in their oh right servants, they'll have
quarters for them.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, yeah, guys, that's kind of nice though. You know
how expensive houses are nowadays. You want to be a servant.
I got stuff for you to do. I want a
free house, is what I want. Maybe that is
Why is half the country angry at a newborn baby?
Wowjeble show. Is it because they're just too cute? Nope?
Is it because they're the first product of an AI
love affair? WHOA, No, it's not it either. It's something else.
But one baby is making headlines today and it's causing
the latest Internet debate. Why is everybody arguing about this
little sneeze nugget?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
Sneeze nuggets?
Speaker 1 (00:22):
I don't know if that's the term for a baby,
but I just made it up and it sounds kind
of right. I love a nugget. Sneeze nugget makes sense,
so I'll tell you right after this. It's a geble show.
Why is one baby taking over the Internet today? It's
ajewble show And it's not because they're cute. But the
entire country is arguing about this one baby.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Is it royalty?
Speaker 1 (00:42):
No, Well, it depends how you look at it. It could
be American royalty. But anyway.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Oh.
Speaker 1 (00:47):
A newborn baby named Pixel Aurora Martinez Pixel made headlines
this week after her parents announced that she already has
a verified Instagram account, whoa followers, wow, and a brand
deal with a baby formula company before even leaving the hospital.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
What. Wow, the baby is set before she even came
out of the womb.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And I'm over here struggling with that. These parents sold
their soul.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
He said, I will give you my first born in
exchange for cash.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Literally.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Her parents self described entrepreneurial visionaries. Is that what we're
on on that? Yeah, they have hustle hard in their
bio for sure. Say they didn't want to waste any
precious time, claiming that this baby is basically the Lebron
James of influencers.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well, I mean, you know what's wild?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
They claim that people will believe it. Well, yeah, they're
wasting no time with it.
Speaker 1 (01:45):
We're talking about a newborn baby that everybody's arguing about
in the Internet saying it's the worst thing possible to do.
Other people are applauding these parents for being geniuses. But
a newborn baby named pixel Or Martinez has an Instagram
account fifty thousand followers and had a brand deal before
even leaving the hospital. Instead of a traditional birth announcement,
the family launched a gender neutral NFT collection titled Crying
(02:07):
but Iconic, featuring AI generated recreations of the baby's first
facial expressions. Wow, the prices for the NFT skyrocketed into
two grand within hours. Why are people I have no idea.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Are the followers bought or real?
Speaker 1 (02:24):
When asked why they went so far, the father responded, look,
Generation Beta kids are going to be competing with robots
for AI, robots and AI for jobs, and we just
want to give her a head start in the algorithm.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
I mean, hey, they're doing everything they can to get
their kid start on the right track.
Speaker 1 (02:41):
Social media influencers, you, social media users are divided, some
saying it's genius marketing and others are labeling it just
a capitalist garbage.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Basically, it's that, and I think it's a bit reckless.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
Who You're not giving your child an option at all
as to what they want to do or be or
whatever in their life. I mean, maybe they're gonna be like, yeah,
she loves chocolate, look at everybody can love this kind
of chocolate, and then they start selling it.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
The baby already has more brand deals than most adults do.
Who they say, hey, well.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Most adults don't have one brand deal. That baby already
has two or three.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
The crazy part about that is for these businesses, it
might make sense because they can actually mold this child
to be exactly what they want. So what makes this
baby any different than a robot? They're programming it right now.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Whoa?
Speaker 1 (03:27):
And people in the comments are arguing about Generation Beta
and what they're going to be like in their world
is going to be like kids born between twenty twenty
five and twenty thirty nine are going to be part
of Generation Beta.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
WHOA, that's weird to think of. But this isn't their fault.
This is their parents. What generation are their parents? Are
these millennials? Are these gen Zers?
Speaker 1 (03:46):
That can't be It can't be gen Z gen Z probably,
I guess I have no idea. But people are saying
that they're predicting what what life will be like for
Generation Beta.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Okay, in the comments, what did they say?
Speaker 1 (04:01):
They say half of half people believe that cancer will
be cheered by Generation Beta.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Well that would be amazing.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Okay, pause, Wait, if we can't do it, we're gonna
trust the kids below us who we ate tide pods
and the kids below.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Us are going to cure cancer? Are you serious?
Speaker 1 (04:15):
Well? Yeah, they're probably smarter because they learned from the
older generations not to do things like eat tide.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
Pots right right, Okay, yea, they may have like some
type of resistance to it when the tide pod leaked
into their system.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Seventy one percent of people think Generation Beta will have
access to individualized healthcare based on their DNA.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Wow, it would be cool, it'd be interesting, I think, Yeah,
how do you Well, they already have like diets and
stuff right now. They're supposed to optimize each person based
off of their blood type. What so there is that
already that exists, So I don't know how far fetched
it would be for them to put that into a system,
Like it kind of makes sense.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Wait, there's two different diets. They're like based on your
blood type. You can have a certain diet to.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Have you because your type of body needs certain things
more than others.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
What I think, I'm Type OH by me, But I
had a doctor tell me one time I should be
eating a lot of meat because I'm Type OH, and
I should be eating extra protein than like other types.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I guess interesting, though I don't know what I am.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
Yeah, interesting, I've been asking. They just keep telling me.
I gotta wait till the next time I get my
blood drunk.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Fifty nine percent of people believe that Generation Beta AI
will be AI will be able to predict and prevent
health issues before symptoms even start.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
I believe that. Well, isn't that like what they're doing
with the chip? Was that what that chipping is all about?
Speaker 3 (05:34):
I bet it's kind of like when you ask chatgy
t like what's wrong with you and usually kind of
gives you some.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Pretty good not the same.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Eighty six percent of people believe Generation Beta will have
jobs that haven't even been invented yet. Of course, because
they'll be invented by the robots by that time. I
will pretty much just be like manual labor and service
jobs for the robots. Yeah, they're the oil robots service.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Basically, they're the oilers they have made and just grease
the robots, squeaky wheel.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Sixty eight percent of people believe Generation Beta will have
more pets than kids.
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well, okay, they are cheaper so in the long run.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Sixty percent of people think the government will actually stop
printing cash because Generation Beta won't use it. I can
see that happening. I can see that too.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
No one nowadays uses cash, and I think we're getting
close to that.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
Yeah, Seventy one percent of prospective Gen Beta parents predict
that AI will replace teachers one hundred percent. I guarantee
you that's going to happen.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
That's a bummer. This is the bummer for everybody moving forward.
Is going to be that whole interpersonal communication that everybody
lacks anyways.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
Now, So then we're just like not gonna be what
to talk to people when we're older.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
I don't even know if humans is going to be
the right word, because it's like, are you humankind or
are you just programmed to be something else.
Speaker 1 (06:43):
Forty six percent of people think that space will be
the most popular vacation destinations for Generation Beta. Yeah that
was a little out there.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Can you just tell me I'm gonna be dead by then?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:54):
I can't handle this kind of suf You don't want
to go to space?
Speaker 3 (06:56):
No?
Speaker 2 (06:57):
I don't. I want to don't want to go to space? No, really,
no desire to go to space.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
That's crazy. Yeah I want to go.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
You know what my nightmare is I go to space
and I'm the one that gets stuck out in the atmosphere,
just floating for eternity.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Yeah, that's the question I always asking people is if
you could go to space but knew you knew that
you weren't coming back, would you still go No?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I mean, but absolutely not.
Speaker 1 (07:16):
I would.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Yeah, you can turn to like Star Wars.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
There's so many galaxies out there, just how to say,
like their world's your oyster.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
The galaxy is finally accomplished. My mission, my goal in
life to be a space trash man. Bro, It's all
I want to be is a space trash man. Drive
around space and my trash craft.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
But if pick up garbage, if you get ditched, how
are you going to get a spacecraft?
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Well, I'll find it. I'll figure it out.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
It's this trash space ship. Get called home. He's gonna
hear a voice jubile you.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
Close to half of the respondents don't think Generation Beta
will ever retire in the future because they'll need an
estimated one point eighty eight million to retire.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
See them as like being born retired, right, because then
you just like push my robots to do all of
these things, and then your jobs are different.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Well, they'll be born working, but they won't have to
pay for their housing and stuff because the robots will
have them live in their oh right servants, they'll have
quarters for them.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Yeah, yeah, guys, that's kind of nice though. You know
how expensive houses are nowadays. You want to be a servant.
I got stuff for you to do. I want a
free house, is what I want. Maybe that is
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