Brat Girl Summer Guide

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
How's your summer going. It's a double show. If you're
not getting the most out of your summer, then you
definitely need to listen to this because you need to
start being brat. No, that doesn't mean throwing a fit
at a restaurants because they only had the white mac
and cheese and then being sent early to bed because
you didn't clean your room. Oh, bratt is gen Z
slang for being Well here, I'll let one of them

(00:22):
describe it. Victoria, Yes, a resident gen Z expert, thank you.
What is brat?

Speaker 2 (00:27):
It's like just kind of not giving a crap about anything,
like living your best life and just kind of like
not caring what people think, just do whatever you want,
always saying just yes, you know, just like living okay, Yeah,
thanks Bratt.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well thanks. One influencer is going viral fur their how
to guide on how to have a brat summer. Let's
do It'll go over it right after this. So double show.

Speaker 3 (00:48):
I just saw it.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Takes on that this girl runs a mile for every
drink she had the night before, and she was like,
today I'll be running I had a little too much.
I will be running eight miles.

Speaker 4 (00:58):
Wow, I would be running a full marathon every Sunday, so.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
You will show and if you're not being a brat,
then you're doing it wrong slightly. And no, brat doesn't
mean getting mad at your parents if they don't buy
you a pony. Well you didn't know. Bratt is gen
z slang for being just a boss and doing your thing. Yeah,
nobody calls you a brat now it's a good thing.
But girl baby yeah is going viral because they posted

(01:25):
their guide to having a brat summer. Love this and
so we'll go over it so you can see if
you're doing your summer correctly or if you need to
be a little more brat about it. Okay, cool. Finally
an influencer talking about something they know about. Okay, brat,
what being a brat? Hey, this is my summer. Here's
how used to have a brat summer, according to this influencer. Okay,

(01:46):
hey guys, thanks for joining me this morning on my
brat journey. I'm gonna show you I'm having a brat summer.
Good morning. Okay, So Saturday, join a random band. I
don't know how. You're joined around count possibly a group,

(02:12):
a singing group. You don't have to be good, just
do it. It says, yeah, just show up somewhere and
then join a band. I don't know how you do it,
but that is really on the list. I thought you
were joking. No, that is that's Saturday. Well a little
tied out on how to have a brat summer. That's Saturday.

Speaker 5 (02:30):
You're a lot of bands look for band members, like
on Craigslist and all those things. So you could go
and just show up an audition, or you go to
a show and storm the stage and hope they don't
kick you off.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Put the craigst you get kicked me off stage. I'm
on my Bratt's Summer journey. That yeah, I'm my Brats
Summer journy. We heard a random band, you know, man
get in the car over an influencers list of how
to have a brat summer. So after you've joined a

(03:01):
random band, uh huh, Sunday, get rid of all your
non brat clothes. Okay, oh I heard like that, Like
you kind of just like out with the old and
with the new, you know. Yeah, Okay, that's what we
haven't raining. I do that all the time. We haven't
bought any brat clothes yet. That's my only confusion. No,
brat clothes can be anything. Yeah, it's just more of
like a more like a vibe Brad. But how do

(03:23):
you know what the vibe is? How do you know
what's bratt and non bratt when it comes to clothing,
then if it can be anything.

Speaker 5 (03:27):
Because it's like all about your authentic self, Like it's bratt.
Like if you feel hot in it? Do you feel
good when you look in the mirror you go.

Speaker 1 (03:33):
Ooh, yeah, it's like are you feeling hot?

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Why do you feel hot in brad crop tops?

Speaker 3 (03:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
The black and bring some crap chops in shirt and
some scissors.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
You up?

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I think I got it now. According to this influencer,
whose list is going viral of ways to have a
brat summer blonus points, if you're like me and shoved
your local coffee punch card in your waistband so you
can take advantage of free ice coffee, no pockets, free
ice coffee. Feeling with caffeine is absolutely ne sass. Yeah,
absolutely it is. You need the energy for the day.

(04:07):
Did you just think that part up? No, that's in there.

Speaker 6 (04:11):
My mind is blown right now.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
I brillily think she was doing a joke. And then
it's not it's the actual thing that is in the list.

Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:19):
I wish I would have made that up. I would
have been like, wow, that was hilarious, but no, that's
what they said. We came up with an assass Yeah great,
I'm not gonna a coffee shop just I'm having a
brat summer and I need my refueling. Now here's my
punch card. I put it in my waistband On Saturday,
I joined a band. I don't want a band. And
then today I threw all my brat clothes. That's why

(04:41):
I make it. But I did throw my coffee punch
car again. She's in cups again, she's in cuffs. May
you can't be naked in a start day. I threw
out all my non brat clothes. And I'm having a
brat summer and I need refueling. We heard you last time.

Speaker 7 (04:55):
I am.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Campin is good. It's legit. It's legit. At least that's
like a legal drug. Okay. On Monday, walk the streets
in your braddiest fit whatever outfit. I like that that
you didn't throw out I guess you didn't throw out, right?
Did you quit your job as well? Or no, this
person wouldn't happen to the breasts don't have jobs, right,

(05:18):
I have a job. We're going over a list of
of an influencers list of how to have a Brat summer.
It also says it's so hot outside, so I recommend
lugging a water ball with you everywhere, hidden in an
oversized bag.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
That's fact that absolutely.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
I know it sounds like I'm making it up. These
are the things that are in there.

Speaker 9 (05:42):
Because you got a lug that ugly bottle around you
better hide in an oversized cute bag with a martian.

Speaker 5 (05:50):
I think I get all of these things, but the
fact that it's part of the instructions on how.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
To be Brad is beyond. On Tuesdays, if you want
to have heard Brad summer, make a hair change on Tuesday. Boom,
okay it up. This influencer who made this list of
how to have a Brad summer says, I've been in
a Lana day, Lana del ray red mood lately. Okay,
So I bought a shade called That's so Fire. If

(06:15):
you want to have a Brat summer, do your hair differently,
and they recommend buying that so Fire Okay, they're in
Alana Delray right now, ma'am again, you can't be naked,
and we know it's a wig. We've We've been dealing
with you for four days. I'm having a summer. It's
telling you my ice coffee on Wednesday. Have a theme

(06:35):
party for no reason? It sounds yeah for sure, looking
at the same how do you have a theme party
for no reason? You have to have a seam, no,
you you can make a theme up, but that's a reason.
Is the theme that there is no theme?

Speaker 5 (06:51):
No, it's not a birthday, it's not a whatever. It's
just like it's Thursday. Let's wear hula skirts and drink drinks.

Speaker 1 (07:01):
Here's a description from the influencer who posted on how
to have a brat Summer. They said, I have a
theme party for no reason. Okay, I'm gonna say at
one time, have a theme party for no reason. Okay,
emphasis on the no reason right. My friend threw a
shark themed dinner party on a random Wednesday to celebrate
the adoption of her new cat. That's a reason. She

(07:22):
had a reason for the party, suspicion. She nicknamed the
Sharky so a shark theme for a new cat.

Speaker 5 (07:35):
This person is actually sounds like a joy. Yeah, to
get some ice coffee with it.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
We had a theme party for no reason, and here's
what it was for why but for no reason at all.
It's crazy. So we're through most of the week now,
Now we have to have Friday. How do you have
a brat summer and spend your Friday? Fall in love
on a Friday? Obvious, it's a.

Speaker 9 (08:00):
Harder, And invite them to your crap band pardon, but
you're gonna be on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Repeat.

Speaker 5 (08:06):
Then you can serenade to them and all that stud
until you fall in love with somebody else again on
the next Briday.

Speaker 1 (08:12):
It's just weakly cycle. She's out of a jail.

Speaker 10 (08:14):
You.

Speaker 1 (08:16):
Here's what the influencer who puts the list out of
how to have a brat Summer set about falling in
love on a Friday. Personally, I have fallen in loved
countless times this week. Oh, no, free spirit, Like this
person's just a free spirit. And if my Instagram posts
with my photos of my besties at one am at
the club gets a million likes, I'll fall in love
with all of you who liked it.

Speaker 7 (08:38):
You made that part though, right, nope, You're never more
than ten minutes away.

Speaker 1 (08:48):
Twenty minutes away from Olivia Rodrigo tickets right here. So
your chance at Olivia Rodrigo tickets right now. All you
have to do is text Olivia to four one oh
six one and you can go to the show and
your brattiest outfit. Maybe try to join Olivia's band while
you're there. See, let's go, please, we have other things

(09:09):
we need to do. We're trying to solve actual crime,
not just you going around town throwing a fit. Your
police is stupid. You should have thrown it out or
is it extra? How many wigs do you have? It's

(09:30):
another jubile phone frame Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 6 (09:40):
So this is Derek operator?

Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yes, operator, Okay, So this is Derek.

Speaker 10 (09:50):
How can I help you?

Speaker 1 (09:52):
I don't want to speak to a bot. Operator. This
is not an operator.

Speaker 11 (09:59):
Is there a problem with your phone or not that
I can help you with? So I can I help you?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
Oper rator?

Speaker 10 (10:16):
This is the person who can help you with your
phone or your back. Is there an issue I can
help you with?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
Are you a bot?

Speaker 11 (10:24):
This is not a bot.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
How do I know you're not a bot?

Speaker 10 (10:27):
Because I'm answering your questions, but.

Speaker 1 (10:29):
Bots can answer questions as well.

Speaker 10 (10:31):
Operator, May I help you with anything? Story? This is Derek,
How can I help you?

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Okay, same bot?

Speaker 10 (10:48):
This is not a bot.

Speaker 12 (10:49):
What is your issue?

Speaker 10 (10:50):
What's your name, Derek?

Speaker 1 (10:52):
Derek? My name is Pete Eakins, and I'm very upset.

Speaker 10 (10:55):
What are you upstart about?

Speaker 1 (10:57):
My phone is simply not working and I can't get
the E tunes to open up on my ephone and
I need it fixed. And I called yesterday somebody tried
to help me out. I don't know if it was
another bot or what, but it was completely useless.

Speaker 10 (11:14):
Well, first of all, it's an iPhone and it's iTunes.

Speaker 1 (11:18):
No, it's my phone.

Speaker 11 (11:21):
I know it's your phone.

Speaker 10 (11:22):
Yeah, I'm trying to help you with the app. The
app is called iTunes. Is that the app you're trying
E tunes?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Itun It's called iTunes.

Speaker 10 (11:33):
Yeah, iTunes? They could go okay, and you're using an iPhone,
so yeah, you have a.

Speaker 1 (11:40):
Bump and I can't get my camera to sync up
with my ephone either.

Speaker 10 (11:46):
Look, I have no idea what you're trying to accomplish.
You're not making a lot of sense, and you're being
kind of rude operator. Listen, I'm not but I'm trying
to help you. I need you to help me and
look at your phone and just walk me through what
the problem is that you have. What do you see

(12:06):
on your phone right now?

Speaker 1 (12:07):
It's just a blank screen. Right now, I'm just staring
at a Samsung logo.

Speaker 10 (12:12):
Samsung. Yes, that's an Android that's on my phone.

Speaker 1 (12:16):
It's a phone.

Speaker 10 (12:19):
We take care of Apple product.

Speaker 1 (12:21):
Yes, so fix my phone.

Speaker 10 (12:24):
This is not an Apple phone.

Speaker 12 (12:27):
You have to go somewhere.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Operator.

Speaker 10 (12:30):
I am an operator. Look, I'm sick and tired of
people calling the line and having issues when I'm not
about I'm a real person who can help you. I
need you to start making different sounds. And we are
Apple store and work with you. Who have I people
have mas computers.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
Stop doing it.

Speaker 11 (12:52):
Stop just listening for a second.

Speaker 12 (12:54):
Okay, mess it.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
I'm hanging up.

Speaker 10 (12:58):
Don't call that.

Speaker 1 (13:00):
This is actually Jewbil from the Jubeil Show doing a
phone brank on you and your coworker Pete set you
up joke. He said that you guys get a lot
of ridiculous complaints and wanted me to mess with.

Speaker 10 (13:12):
Yes, of course you would.

Speaker 1 (13:17):
Wake up every morning with jubile Phone Franks Time Banina's
what's trending.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
So Lululemon is in the news again, and this time
it's because they're pulling their quote unquote long butt leggings.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
Whoa what?

Speaker 5 (13:27):
They had this new line of leggings called breeze Through
leggings and they cost about one hundred dollars because you know,
Lululemon isn't cheap, but usually they're known for making your
butt look great. But for whatever reason, these breeze through
ones make you look click you have a long butt.
Eighties long buck what? Yeah, in the eighties, long butt
was the thing. Well pants had the long butt.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Yeah, they did it. If you look at it and
you were like, look at a workout video from the
eighties long butts, that's what I know it as the
eighties long butt.

Speaker 3 (13:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:55):
Yeah, that's really funny. I never thought about it. Wake up.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
But apparently Lulu was doing that and we're not having
the long butts.

Speaker 1 (14:02):
So people went down with the long butt.

Speaker 5 (14:04):
No, so all over social media people were like just
bashing I'm telling them, like talking about their long butts,
and so Lulu listened and they said, you know what,
we're going to rethink this whole line. We're going to
bring back all of the long buck leggings and it's
going to be over. I looked at pictures of this.
They don't really look like long butts to me, but
I guess it's however your butt is shaped and what
happens there?

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Bring back jazzer size? What jazzer size is fun? What's
jazz to go with?

Speaker 11 (14:29):
My mom?

Speaker 1 (14:29):
When I was a kid in the day, jazz exercise.
It's like aerobics, but like I don't know, I don't know,
would you describe.

Speaker 5 (14:36):
Yeah, it's like aerobics, but it kind of has like
dance moves in it, but in the pool, no.

Speaker 13 (14:45):
Water.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Aerobics is what I'm thinking, not necessarily only I can't.
But yeah, long butt was a big thing with that. Okay,
so Lula's fixing that Halsey. This is actually really sad.
Halsey has had a really rough year.

Speaker 5 (14:59):
So if you haven't heard, and if you don't follow Halsey,
she's had a bunch of different medical issues and since then,
she's released her first song since all of that stuff
had been happening. It's called Lucky. I liked it, and
so she's sampling Britney Spears a song Lucky. She had
the conversation with Britney Spears about how she was going
to do that. Britney's cool with it, but her fans
are so not happy for whatever reason. So Halsey has

(15:21):
come out and she said that her fans are meaner
to her than any other people on the planet.

Speaker 1 (15:25):
They don't like the song, they don't like the song.

Speaker 5 (15:27):
They criticize everything that she's been doing, and she regrets
coming back to music.

Speaker 1 (15:32):
So that's so sad, are they fans? She's yeah, I
don't know.

Speaker 5 (15:38):
I think that there's something with this fandom obsession. Whoever,
you are a part of a fandom of where you
feel like you have access to this person and you
can say whatever you want, kind of like your best friend. Right,
it's like, oh, those Jeanes don't look good on you today.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
But I don't think that that's right. Yeah, it's a
parasocial relationship.

Speaker 9 (15:58):
People in the fans they actually have zero connection to
this person, and they somehow feel like they're entitled to
control and put expectations upon those.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Interesting I've been going to live more on TikTok and Instagram,
you know, and people will say things to you where
you're like, huh. Like I was on TikTok Live yesterday
and somebody said, wow, you got old fast, and I
was like, no, I got old in the normal time
it took me to get old. Man. Second, yeah, age,

(16:31):
you know, I got old in the time I got
to this age. Also get older, right, are you sucker?

Speaker 9 (16:37):
So that to somebody on the street though, and it
interested you're someone on the street to them.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Yeah, but they don't know you. Nobody knows people like.

Speaker 5 (16:47):
But they feel like they do, but doesn't give you
a right to say it.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
And it really does bother some people, and like you
can say whatever you want to me for real, Like
if I don't know you, okay, go ahead. But I
feel bad for people that it does really bother because
some people really have like an issue with it. It
does bother me.

Speaker 5 (17:03):
Yeah, cut's pretty deep and it sucks or many nights
so you go home and cry.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
So I'm not even on Halsey's level.

Speaker 5 (17:08):
Imagine being on her level and having that kind of
stuff because it's like you're just trying to be a
good person and put your heart into the world. People
want to receive it however they want. I don't care
what the issue is.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Yeah, why are they met? Because it's a Britney Spears song.
But she talked to Brittany. It's like they're cool with it.

Speaker 5 (17:22):
Also, they're just madol, They're just mad for all kinds
of reasons, which is just really unfortunate.

Speaker 1 (17:28):
I'll leave you with this.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
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as an adult, but now there's a Harvard dropout who
has solved all of our friend problems and has created
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(17:50):
it's wearable. It's like the size of a puck and
you wear it around your neck and it sits close
to your heart and that's your friend.

Speaker 13 (17:56):
You know.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
He gave me hope at first because what's his name?
Create Facebook and he used to go to Harvard, So.

Speaker 1 (18:01):
It gave me hope.

Speaker 9 (18:02):
Yeah, I was gonna say, we got to be careful
with these Ivy League dropouts. They have not been great
for society.

Speaker 5 (18:09):
I think they're lowly I think what we're learning about
these Ivy League people is that they're really lonely.

Speaker 1 (18:15):
Our technology guy doesn't have socks. What like a sock puppet.
Everybody knows that's the best way to have a friend.
Practice your social skills, sir, I don't not even know.
I spent a lot of time with my sock puppets
these days. Yeah, they're fun. Ai.

Speaker 5 (18:35):
The biggest takeaway for me today is after those two stories,
you see somebody smile at them or hold open the door,
because I think we all need a friend and some
kindness in this world.

Speaker 1 (18:43):
And I am dead serious. This isn't supposed to be funny, Victoria.

Speaker 2 (18:47):
Because I did that the other day and not the weirdest.

Speaker 1 (18:52):
I actually smile people to troll them. Yeah. I like
walking by everyone saying hi to see their reaction. They
look at you like you're a maniac. Oh okay, it
might be because my sock puppet Pierre is the one
who says hi. I would just get you word at
that point too. But if you got love to spread,
will you do that for me today? Thank you so much?

Speaker 3 (19:09):
I try.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
Okay, that's what's trending. Brought to you by Muckle shooping
going Auburn. You're home for machine go you guys know
who morning I know, but only with you guys, Puppet.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
I don't know what I'm gonna fight with Pierre soft Puppet.
He's going brat shopping later if you want to go,
stop by the Apple Store as well. Oh yeah, he
loves the Apple Store. They don't like him in there
very much, but it's a later problem. He touches everything, Yeah,

(19:40):
with his mouth, you know. Yeah? Could you get the
iPad out of your mouth? I'm not conn opt it stupid,
I'm not talking to a sock right now.

Speaker 3 (19:53):
Mom.

Speaker 1 (19:55):
Weird Show is also brought you my better help, give
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thinks that her husband of five years named Chris might

(20:17):
be messing around. So we'll see if we can catch
him if he is. In a second, Laura, sa, you
have to come on the show this way, But what's
going on? Why do you think Chris is cheating?

Speaker 14 (20:23):
Well, okay, so I mean yeah, Chris and I have
been married for five years, but we've actually been together
for nine years total, so you know, it's a very
long term relationship. There have been some rocky moments, but
we've we've always been able to work through them in
the past. So I'm in a little bit of a
conundrum right now. I'm super in love with Chris. This

(20:45):
is what I would call a pretty happy marriage. But
last month, I was on the couch, I was watching
TV and Chris was sitting next to me. He had
a phone by him, which is not unusual, and his
phone lit up and I just kind of glanced at
it because it distracts me. It wasn't like, you know,
it wasn't anything weird. I just like caught it out
of the corner in my eye. But it looked like
a Tinder notification. Oh yeah, I mean, I you know,

(21:09):
I've never used Tinder myself. Again, we've been together for
nine years, but like I have single girlfriends, I know
what Tinder looks like. So later that same night, we
were lying down in bed, we were like, you know,
ready for bed, just kind of like on our phone,
and I saw it again, like I saw this notification
flash and he very quickly picked up his phone and

(21:30):
turned it off, and I was like, okay, that's a
little bit weird, right, And again I didn't I didn't
want to jump to conclusions because I mean, it could
be anything, could be work, it could be whatever. But
it was still bothering me the next day. So I
got a brain wave and I don't know if it
was a good idea, but it was definitely an idea

(21:53):
that I ran with and I went ahead and I
downloaded Tinder onto my own phone and I made fake
profile picture. I said my name was Bailey, and I
found Chris. He was on Tinder matched yeah, yeah, So

(22:16):
I matched with him, as you know, Bailey, And at
first I didn't do anything about it. It was just
sort of like, you know, a gotcha moment, Like I
was like, okay, he was on here and he matched
with me. So finally though, I mustered up the strength
to message him, and he was honestly just really nice.
He wasn't weird, he wasn't aggressive, he was just super kind.

(22:39):
He didn't ask me for nudes, he didn't like be like,
you know, let's hook up or anything.

Speaker 12 (22:43):
He did.

Speaker 14 (22:44):
It seemed like he just wanted to talk, so as Bailey,
we start talking together, and I knew that I should
be like super pissed about this, as as Laura, as
now my two personalities, like as myself, I should have
been pissed, and I kind of was, but I really
just wanted to see where this was going. So, you know,
I go into Bailey mode and started talking back to him.

(23:07):
And the truth is, I kind of got addicted to it,
like that little adrenaline rush, you know. And after a
while of chatting over like the period of a couple
of weeks, I knew when he'd leave the room to
message her as me Bailey, you know, and I you know,
kind of wait for the look on his face after
he read whatever eye Slash Daily had sent him, and

(23:30):
it was, you know, it was a little bit cute.
It kind of felt like that new relationship, like you know,
when you're excited to talk to somebody, Like that's that's
how he appeared a little bit. That's kind of how
I felt. But you know, at the end of the day,
it's still it's cheating. He doesn't know that it's.

Speaker 15 (23:45):
Me else though, I mean, it doesn't exactly exactly, And
so that's my dilemma, Like I realized that I let
it go too far, but like, it was just really
nice to kind of see my husband.

Speaker 14 (23:56):
In a new light that wasn't and it wasn't like
I said, it wasn't super grossory. It seems like he
just really does like talking to Bailey, but I don't
know what he's doing with other people on Twitter, and
that really eats that me.

Speaker 1 (24:07):
Yeah, that sounds very, very accepting of it.

Speaker 5 (24:11):
I think there's really one big takeaway here, honestly, is
that I think roleplay maybe something that is exciting for you.
I mean, I'm serious, It sounds like that's something that
may work for you guys, once you get to the
bottom of what's actually happening.

Speaker 14 (24:24):
Well, I hope we get to the bottom of it.
I mean, I'm it kind of depends on what else
is going on on there, you.

Speaker 12 (24:30):
Know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (24:31):
You already told us what grocery store you guys are
rewards card members at. So we'll call him and pretend
to be from the grocery store and say that he's
this month's big winner of flowers from our Florida part
to be sitting to wherever he wants. We'll see if
he sends us to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay,
all right, place, don't come back and get your to
Catch Cheater next if you're just joining us for today's
to Catch a Cheater. Laura is on the phone and

(24:51):
she thinks that her husband of five years, Chris, might
be messing around. So in a few minutes, we're gonna
call him and see if we can catch him by
pretending to be from the grocery store that their Reward
Remembers at and say that every single month, we choose
one Rewards card member who gets three flowers delivered from
our Florida department. We'll see if he sends those to
his wife, Laura or to somebody else before we do that, Laura,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 14 (25:13):
I think that my husband may be cheating on me
because I saw a Tinder notification on his phone, and
in order to find out, I made a fake profile.
I said my name was this girl Bailey. She doesn't exist.
I made her up, and he started chatting with her.
But it hasn't gone beyond just talking. So I don't
know if he's doing anything else on Tinder. I don't

(25:35):
know what's going on. I just know that he's been
talking to me as this girl named Bailey, and I
want to figure.

Speaker 12 (25:40):
Out what's going on.

Speaker 1 (25:41):
All right? You ready for us to call on?

Speaker 14 (25:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:44):
I guess, so here we go.

Speaker 6 (25:57):
Hello.

Speaker 1 (25:57):
Hi, my name is Gorbrin calling from I was looking
for our rewards card member named Chris.

Speaker 6 (26:03):
Yeah, speaking Chris.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
Please don't hang up. This is not a marketing phone call.
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're listening this big winner,
thank you very much for shopping with us.

Speaker 6 (26:12):
All right, Well what does that mean?

Speaker 1 (26:14):
Every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department. It's our
way of saying thank you for shopping. You've won thirty
six long sim red roses, a box of chocolate or candy,
and a car to be delivered to anybody that you
want with in the fifty United States of America. It's
absolutely free. Oh wow, okay cool. Yeah. So here's how
it works. If you know who you want us in

(26:35):
the flowers to right now, I can take the information
down over the phone in a matter of minutes.

Speaker 6 (26:39):
Well, we can knock it out right now. Oh I
got you?

Speaker 1 (26:42):
All right? Great? So what's the first and last name
of the person you'd like to send him too.

Speaker 16 (26:47):
It's the same last name. It's just my wife Laura. Okay,
you have the address, but with the account.

Speaker 1 (26:54):
Uh, yes, I too. Do you want to put anything
on a card?

Speaker 6 (26:58):
Well, just tell her.

Speaker 16 (27:01):
I love you very much, and uh, you're you're you're
my one?

Speaker 6 (27:06):
Yeah, you're my one. Does that make sense?

Speaker 16 (27:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Got it. How an you guys been married, by the way,
five years? Oh boy, that's a long time. Do you
ever have another one?

Speaker 13 (27:15):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (27:15):
No, Chris, this is actually the Jubil Show. It's a
radio show. My name is Jubil. Yeah, Hi, Chris, I'm mean.
Also on the show, Hi, and I'm Victoria. We do
a segment call to catch a Cheater, and your wife
Laura is actually on the other line, and she has
some questions for you.

Speaker 14 (27:30):
Hey baby, Hi, miss took a right turn.

Speaker 6 (27:34):
What's happening.

Speaker 14 (27:36):
I just want to know if you've been with other women,
or if you've thought about it, or if you're kind
of leaning in that direction.

Speaker 6 (27:45):
I'm like on the radio right now.

Speaker 16 (27:48):
Well, the answer, regardless of whether I'm on the radio
or not, is no, I've never been with anybody but
you in our marriage.

Speaker 14 (27:56):
Do you want to be with somebody else. Is there
anybody else that you've been like seeing about getting together with?

Speaker 6 (28:02):
Non? No, I haven't.

Speaker 14 (28:05):
If I asked someone named Bailey, what would she say?
Do you know who I'm talking about?

Speaker 12 (28:11):
Do you know who Bailey is?

Speaker 6 (28:14):
No?

Speaker 14 (28:15):
No, yeah you do, because I'm Bailey. I'm Bailey. I
made that account and I've been messaging you. I saw,
I saw, I saw a tender on your phone. I
saw a notification come up. So I made the Bailey profile.
That's that's just a random photo of a random girl
I found online.

Speaker 16 (28:34):
Okay, so we should probably like talk, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
can we.

Speaker 14 (28:40):
Please talk right now? Because like, as long as we've
done this much on the radio, I just like to
wrap this up so I don't go through life humiliated.

Speaker 16 (28:48):
Yeah, well you shouldn't be humiliated. I did something very stupid. This,
this character you created was the only person I've been in.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Contact with, which is you? Which is sorry? My mind
was blown right now.

Speaker 16 (29:05):
I mean, as you can see, since you were very
much in on this, like I wasn't. I crossed the
line by opening it, but I wasn't like being inappropriate.
I've talked to no one else. No, one sent anything inappropriate.
I've not gotten anything inappropriate from anybody. I was just
chatting and I, you know, i'd like to ironically this

(29:28):
Dailey was and I just wanted to talk. It kind
of like felt like we were just things are stale
with us or something, and I wasn't looking to cheat.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
Look, I'm I'm really sorry.

Speaker 16 (29:41):
I that was extremely stupid, But I can promise you
that I'm not cheating or doing anything like that. Not
that this wasn't wrong, but like I didn't I didn't
step out in a way that was physical or even
or even like well, hopefully you can attest to like,
wasn't even like inappropriately conversing with anybody.

Speaker 14 (30:02):
You know, all right, Well, I mean clearly there was
something we both got from this, Like it was thrilling
for me in a certain way. It seems like it
was thrilling for you to be able to talk to
somebody else. But I feel like that's something we can
work on in our relationship. Like I'm still kind of mad,
but I can see what has been lacking, and I

(30:24):
hope we can work through it.

Speaker 16 (30:25):
Yeah, I'm sorry, I'll show you all of it. You'll
at least be somewhat self assured by that, but I'm
really sorry.

Speaker 14 (30:32):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
N Yeah, I mean it sounds like he wasn't cheating,
but at least if he was going to, it would
be with you.

Speaker 15 (30:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Yeah, You guys obviously got some stuff to work out,
so good luck. Good luck is right.

Speaker 14 (30:46):
Thanks guys, this was actually really helpful. I really appreciate
you helping me out with this.

Speaker 17 (30:52):
The Jewel shows to Catch a Cheater?

Speaker 1 (30:55):
Good morning? Can I take your order? Had a large
black cloth?

Speaker 12 (31:01):
Large black?

Speaker 1 (31:02):
Do you mean a venty?

Speaker 3 (31:03):
No?

Speaker 6 (31:03):
I mean a large?

Speaker 1 (31:04):
He means aventi. Yeah, the biggest one you got, Venti
is large.

Speaker 13 (31:07):
No Venti is twenty.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Danny, Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 11 (31:12):
In fact, cole is large and.

Speaker 1 (31:13):
Grande is Spanish for large. Venti's the only one that
doesn't mean large. He's also the only one that's Italian.
Congratulations for stupid and three languages. Almost time for America's
favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria, your chance to take
on our own Victoria. Ramirea is in a popsicle licking,
hot dog eating lemonade gulpen game of trivia, all the
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(31:37):
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(31:58):
three one six one. You can always d m us
at the Jewel Show or go to the Jewel Show
dot com. Thank Victoria, Victoria mouse along the time. It's
so all right now for some fun brain exercises to
get Victoria ready to go? You ready, Victoria? Yes? Word association.
First story that comes to mind when I say lamb chowder,
lamb chop, Kentucky fried pigeon, Kentucky fried chicken. What macaronian flees,

(32:23):
macaroni and cheese? Ew?

Speaker 13 (32:24):
That's on the gross? Are you saying things like that?
Macar versus Victoria is coming up right after this. It's
the Jewel Show, you know, what's weird about your quizes,
Katie is that all the work is right and just
the answers are wrong.

Speaker 1 (32:40):
Not true.

Speaker 4 (32:41):
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 1 (32:48):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria.
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Romerias in
a game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card.
And let's meet today's contestant for You versus Victoria, Tazia.
What was on, Tatiana?

Speaker 6 (33:02):
Hey, how's going?

Speaker 1 (33:03):
I'm great? How are you.

Speaker 12 (33:06):
Doing? All right?

Speaker 18 (33:06):
It's all my land's work.

Speaker 12 (33:08):
You work?

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Oh sorry?

Speaker 12 (33:11):
I worked for No, I work for my uncles.

Speaker 18 (33:14):
We own a construction business.

Speaker 1 (33:16):
Oh that's cool. Are you ready to take on Victoria?
Do you feel like you're going to do a good
job today?

Speaker 14 (33:22):
I hope so already.

Speaker 12 (33:24):
I'll take her down?

Speaker 13 (33:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (33:28):
Yeah, why not?

Speaker 2 (33:28):
You?

Speaker 13 (33:29):
All right?

Speaker 1 (33:29):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio, and while
she's leaving, the game is played like this, Taziana, you
have thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible.
If you don't know one, just say pass and Victoria
has to beat you outright to win?

Speaker 12 (33:42):
Okay, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
Here we go. Door is closed now, all right, here
we go. Your time starts now.

Speaker 5 (33:51):
Which place is called the Happiest place in the world Disneyland?

Speaker 12 (33:57):
What is the shaping world?

Speaker 1 (33:58):
What is the shape of a stops? I'm an octrodon
in bowling? How many pins are set up at the
beginning of each frame?

Speaker 12 (34:09):
Tim?

Speaker 1 (34:10):
What is the name of the tree that grows cocoa beans? Uh?
What is America's least favorite pizza topping? Pine solid? Guess? Okay,
got that, And we'll bring Victoria back into the studio.
And while she's getting settled, Taziana, what's something you would
like the world to know today?

Speaker 14 (34:32):
I do love pineapple on my pizza.

Speaker 1 (34:35):
Okay, I'm with you on that. What do you like
about it? It's delicious? Okay, a little favor. Okay, See
that was an answer you're saying, I just like it.
That's not an answer. I need to know why.

Speaker 5 (34:49):
I need to know what you like about you?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
What is that? Just like it?

Speaker 14 (34:58):
I like it too?

Speaker 1 (35:00):
Today? I like it because it it is it turns
me on, Victoria, you love answer. That's what it is. Pineapples.
Victoria's over here. Using bratt is an excuse me, gonna
with absolutely anything. It's actually good of many more pineapples anyway,
So it's fine, no, no, no, no, Here we go

(35:20):
thirty seconds. You know, to answer as many questions as possible.
Couldn't help it if you don't know, Just stay pass
and Victoria has to beat you alright, to win? Victoria
be to out right to win. Sorry, I'm distracted now,
probably because I need at least a pineapple? All right,
too far, too far, Victoria, Your time starts now.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
Which place is called the happiest place in the world? Uh, Disneyland?

Speaker 1 (35:53):
What is the shape of a stop?

Speaker 2 (35:54):
No?

Speaker 12 (35:55):
No?

Speaker 1 (35:55):
Cool walk to Guning?

Speaker 5 (36:00):
How many fins are set up at the beginning of
each spring?

Speaker 1 (36:05):
Ten?

Speaker 5 (36:06):
What is the name of the tree that grows cocoa beans?
What a cocoa tree?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
What is America's least favorite pizza topping? Pineapple? What is
the shortest river in the world A lazy river?

Speaker 3 (36:21):
I know?

Speaker 1 (36:21):
What's the shape of a stop? Side? North Pole? Santa Claus?
And then shape? I wish stops were in the shape
of Santa Claus, that'd be get Christmas all the time
I ever read. Oh you were still on that. That's
why I like Santa's Workshop. Workshop guys confused. Sitting it

(36:48):
over to the scoreboard and see how you guys did
with our scoreboard that story.

Speaker 9 (36:53):
You got two correct and Tatiana got three correct.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
Congratulate you beat, Victoria.

Speaker 13 (37:01):
I was attracted by your pineapple and pizza.

Speaker 1 (37:06):
I want pongebobs pineapple so funny, Giana, do you know why?
And don't say it if you know what, but just
like yes or no. Do you know why we're talking
about pineapple like that?

Speaker 3 (37:24):
No?

Speaker 1 (37:25):
I do not know. Okay, I feel better. I feel
better as well. All right, anyway, congratulations, you got one
hundred dollars gift guard to Macy and we're five Yeah, Victoria,
Yes he did. The real price has your answers. The
happiest place in the world is Disney World. I said,

(37:46):
the shape of a stop sign is a bit octagon
and there are ten pence in bowling. I got that right.
A co cow tree is where cocoa beans. Wait, I
got three right, coco It's are you yeapmain?

Speaker 12 (38:03):
No?

Speaker 1 (38:03):
It is literally two different things.

Speaker 9 (38:05):
Cocoa and cacao are two different things.

Speaker 7 (38:08):
Okay, is standing up on the ground.

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Did you say cocoa or cocao? Said coco? I meant,
I meant all the right answer that summer. I mean,
I said a stop side of the shaved like Santa Claus.
I meant like the north Pole still rough, but it's
on a pole.

Speaker 5 (38:35):
America's least favorite pizza topping is anchovies.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
And the shortest river in the world is the row.
Have you measured a lazy river? Lazy river is supposed
to be long. Well they're not that long. It's just slow.
In fact, they never end. They go around and around
and around and around and around, and you never r
one and then you ended the other. You don't end, Yeah,
you do.

Speaker 9 (38:56):
I still have a family member aunt. She went on
a cruise. She's still on that lazy river has never
got not that true.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
There's some ice on her head. I'd like settle you down.
Thank you for playing?

Speaker 12 (39:10):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (39:10):
You have a good one. You congratulations. I don't think
I liked it. Remember, if you want to play Victoria,
all you have to do is go to the jewbilshow
dot com. So d m us at the Jubil Show.

Speaker 19 (39:22):
All right, not all you got to say over there?

Speaker 1 (39:29):
Yeah, I have no idea what's happening? You lost me
at Pineapple.

Speaker 2 (39:40):
That's where you actually lost me.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I'll tell you later.

Speaker 17 (39:45):
First Date follow Up powered by the Advocates Injury Attorneys
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Speaker 1 (39:52):
Jay is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by a woman named Dove.
So in a few minutes we'll call her and see
if she'll tell us why she's ghosting. In first, let's
find out about the date. Jay. How long has it
been since you heard from Dove? Almost two weeks now?
Have you been reaching out to her in that time?
I did, like once or twice, Like you know, I'm
not trying to be too invasive, you know.

Speaker 14 (40:14):
And then the chicks like their space, So.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Yeah, okay, okay, which may be happening right now, we
don't know. So let's talk about your date, Jay. How
did that go?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (40:24):
I thought it went pretty well.

Speaker 12 (40:26):
We went to a game.

Speaker 20 (40:29):
I had a couple of beers afterwards, like somebody was
going well. So she I asked, she wants to go
to a bar sports baring her by and she was
down and kicked it for a while and seems kind
of crazy, but like she kept asking me like if
I'm going to order anything else to eat?

Speaker 14 (40:46):
And uh, honestly, I'm.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
A big eater.

Speaker 20 (40:51):
I don't know if I made her feel uncomfortable because
she was like just chowing down and I wasn't. But like,
you know, one of my my good buddies always tells
me that I should eat before the it because I'm
a little bit of a slop.

Speaker 6 (41:02):
I don't know she was bothered by that.

Speaker 12 (41:04):
What, Like, I don't know.

Speaker 1 (41:05):
How sloppy do you eat? Were you like throwing food
all over the restaurant and you need a babe?

Speaker 20 (41:10):
I only have I only have another person's opinion on it,
you know who I trust, So I don't know. I
mean I do kind of score barbecue sauce on shirt,
but you know we're a couple of drinks.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Then it's like on purpose.

Speaker 7 (41:22):
Okay, No, no, I'm trying to help her out, like
trying to pass it over and over.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay, So good conversation outside of the condiment showers or
uh my, I thought, so okay, did it seem like
the barbecue sauce on the shirt? Bothered her. No, I
mean not that I was aware of. You know, we'll see,
we can help you out and try to figure it out.
But will last song come back and then call her

(41:53):
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you,
maybe get you another date? Okay, sick, I'm gonna put
my phone probably on you.

Speaker 14 (42:01):
Why she comes on.

Speaker 12 (42:02):
So it's gonna be a lot of the windows down,
you know.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Okay, yeah, it's probably a good idea. All right, we'll
plays don come back, give your first day follow up.
Next it's the Jewel Show, then Little If your first
Day follow up. And Jay is on the phone. He's
getting ghosted by a girl named Doves. On a second,
we're gonna call her and see if she house why
she's ghosting him, and maybe get him another date. But first, Jay,
why don't you refresh our memory on your date before

(42:27):
we call her?

Speaker 12 (42:29):
Show?

Speaker 20 (42:32):
Dove and I went to a game, kicked it, went
to sports far after, bought some barbecue sauce.

Speaker 1 (42:40):
On her, which currently is the thing, and uh then
she just dipped and kind of ghosted.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
Now I'm trying to see what's good.

Speaker 1 (42:48):
Okay, yeah, for sure, And you think maybe the barbecue
sauce on her shirt might have been the thing that
turned her off.

Speaker 12 (42:54):
Well I didn't.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Before, but you guys kind of made a big deal
about it. Okay, so maybe sad. All right, man, we're
gonna call her ready, Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi,

(43:22):
I speak to Dove. Please, Hey Dove, how are you?
My name is Jubel. I'm calling from a radio show.
It's called The Jebel Show. Hi, Dove, I'm Nina also
on the show. Hi, I'm Victoria. How are you? Hi?

Speaker 12 (43:34):
I'm okay.

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Hey, do you ever listen to the show.

Speaker 12 (43:37):
I have been passing. I'll be honest. I'm more of
a Spotify kind of goal.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Okay, hey, that's fine. So we do a segment that's
called the first Date follow Up. It's where you go
out with someone and you end up ghosting them. That
person can email us to get you on the phone
and ask why you're ghosting them. And we got an
email about you from somebody. Okay, Well, can you think
of anybody that you're currently ghosting?

Speaker 21 (44:01):
I mean, I'm gone on a couple of dates. I
you know, we're all out here trying to make it happen.
I had gone on a date a couple.

Speaker 12 (44:09):
Of weeks ago. I did have a good time. Okay,
Well what's his name? I think uh Jay? And we
like went to a game and I liked him.

Speaker 21 (44:21):
And there's another guy, Michael, I don't know, maybe Michael.

Speaker 1 (44:23):
Or Jay, maybe Michael or j the first time? Yes, yeah,
Jay wants to know why you're not calling him back?

Speaker 10 (44:33):
Dude?

Speaker 12 (44:35):
What's that?

Speaker 3 (44:40):
Well?

Speaker 10 (44:41):
Did my bad?

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Dude?

Speaker 11 (44:42):
I forgotten?

Speaker 3 (44:43):
Mute?

Speaker 1 (44:43):
Oh, Jay is on the phone, actually listening and wants
to talk to you.

Speaker 21 (44:52):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
So anyway, yeah, he wants to know why you're ghosting it.

Speaker 14 (45:00):
Okay, Well, this is a wild experience.

Speaker 21 (45:04):
And when I can truly say I've never had before
in my life. Yeah, I mean I what what.

Speaker 12 (45:18):
Did she say something that I totally is? Yeah? All right,
So I mean yeah, I like thought he was really attractive.

Speaker 17 (45:29):
I'm really into like, you know, the sorry per saying
this j but like the dad bad look like it's
kind of a vibe that I like, and you know,
we were really vibing.

Speaker 12 (45:40):
And and then he.

Speaker 22 (45:42):
Like started eating and she wanted a side of mayo
for like a dip. But I actually have like a
mayo phobia, and I just didn't want him to feel bad,
which is which is like why I never said anything.
But then I kept trying to be cute about it,
and twin like twisted that it wasn't a thing anymore,

(46:03):
and I kept trying to like feed him so that
he would just skip the mayo dip.

Speaker 4 (46:07):
And then you know, like even at the end of
the night, I like I wanted to kiss him, but
like I could.

Speaker 21 (46:12):
An idea, like I deal with like the Mayo in
my mind, and so honestly it was like the Mao thing,
and I maybe probably should have said something, but like
now I don't.

Speaker 12 (46:21):
I mean, that's just it hasn't I don't.

Speaker 21 (46:24):
Know, well, clearly, like this is a strange moment.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
You have like a male phobia, like a legit fear
of it.

Speaker 4 (46:36):
Yeah, like it's like everything about it makes me afraid,
but more anything like deeply deeply viscually disgusting.

Speaker 12 (46:44):
I think it's like it's a textural thing. It's a
visual thing. I look at it, and like the way
that it like looks like in a mound is like.

Speaker 23 (46:52):
It was just like, oh my god, like I'm talking
about it right now, if you want to vomit, Like
I just like it's just like I think about it,
and my entire body tenses, and then I look the smell,
the smell of it, the idea of what's even in it,
Like everything about Mayo makes me nauxious, and I also, yeah,
I guess at this point it's become like a fear
to even be around it because of how it makes.

Speaker 12 (47:13):
Me viscerally feel.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
Damn, did I hear that?

Speaker 1 (47:19):
I read something about Mayo?

Speaker 12 (47:20):
Like, actually they said it doesn't have dairy, but I
think it does.

Speaker 19 (47:25):
What this is like kind of good news?

Speaker 16 (47:31):
I thought it was the fact that I saw stuff
your shirt.

Speaker 12 (47:34):
You know that that wasn't it? Though? It was actually
one of my favorite shirts and now it can't come out.
But no, that wasn't the reason.

Speaker 10 (47:42):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (47:42):
D Like you would have broke it down for me.
I would have started up, paused that out the window,
did like, yeah.

Speaker 12 (47:52):
That would have been nice. I guess.

Speaker 6 (47:54):
So yeah, never again to the Mayo.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Well do even though you.

Speaker 20 (47:57):
Just dissed me, it looks I'm going to be real,
there should only be one turtle Dove because you're a
hell unique.

Speaker 1 (48:06):
Wow, are you sure the male is the reason why
you were ghosting in?

Speaker 4 (48:13):
There's like a little vibe here like like.

Speaker 17 (48:16):
I was laughing, I had a really good time, and
just like then, yeah, the Mayo really put.

Speaker 12 (48:20):
The ick in all of it. I couldn't take it.

Speaker 14 (48:23):
But like you're you're, you're a unique little dude, buddy, No.

Speaker 10 (48:27):
I respect.

Speaker 20 (48:28):
That's better that we learned about the Mayo thing now
than like you know, down the road.

Speaker 1 (48:34):
Since I put the ick in it, if you go
out with me again, we could put to young back
in it. Would you like to go with you again
on another date? We'll pay for it.

Speaker 21 (48:48):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
I would be willing these pickup lines. I don't know
if I like them or I hate them. I haven't
decided yet that they are making smile, So I would.

Speaker 21 (48:56):
Be willing to on the condition that for the moment,
we just don't include food at all, and we can
do some like activity or something that's like really cute,
and we can we can re establish the food stuff
at a different points.

Speaker 3 (49:10):
On a line.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
Congratulations, Jay, you got another date.

Speaker 20 (49:20):
So dumb, like for real, I got hell activities that
we could bust through that don't involve Mayo's.

Speaker 16 (49:26):
Sweet Sweet sounds like a great times.

Speaker 1 (49:33):
First date follow up. A man in Maine pled guilty
for robbing a bank? What through the drive through? How
do you do that? Yeah, they told the teller to
jam twenty five dollars bills into the vacuum tube and
then send it to him. Oh and of course he
was in his car and there's cameras and everything else,
so he was played over just a few minutes later

(49:54):
and had guilty to robbing a bank. Amazing. He makes
worse decisions than that people on this show. So hang
out for just a few minutes because it's the time
week when we check in with the show and see
what's going on in our lives, and you hear, you
hear what's up with us? And if any of us
are that person that tried to rob a bank? To
the drive to right after this, it's a Jeble show,

(50:21):
is true?

Speaker 24 (50:23):
Your pell and con everyone at.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
The biggest gift would be from me and the car
detached would say. Every iconic show has their wacky cast
of characters, and the Jubil Show is no different. It's
the Jewbil Show with your drunk and Nina Hi and
then there's everybody's younger sister Victoria Ramirez Hi and who

(50:57):
could forget the quirky neighbor kid who lives next door
and pops by every once in a while to see
if we have any boxing gloves that she can borrow
because she just brought a kangaroo off the dark web,
but bocking boxing gloves were sold separately, and now she's
out of money. Our social media producer Gabby, also our
producer Brad, he's a dad. Hey there, chief. And then
there's me. I'm Jewbil and this is the Jewbil Show

(51:19):
and this is the time of week when we check
in and see what's going on with the show, and
you know, what's up with you this week.

Speaker 5 (51:22):
So I'm walking into birthday month like rar, like like rar,
what is that? That is a lion baby. It's time
to embrace my inner lioness. It has been Leo season.
But there's a difference between July Leo's and August Leo's
and I am in August Leo.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
It's a different raar.

Speaker 5 (51:44):
I think I think some rars are just a little bit,
you know, different, The.

Speaker 1 (51:51):
August ones roar. We can say yes and then the
July Leos are gonna be really mad.

Speaker 13 (51:54):
At me for.

Speaker 1 (51:57):
Just a build up.

Speaker 5 (51:59):
I love all of my Leo brethren, whatever, you call them.
But you know, like a lot of you, I don't
have good work life balance, and work has consumed a
lot of my time lately between here and my business
and all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:15):
So you know, I'm going to give myself permission to.

Speaker 5 (52:17):
Do it for the plot, like whatever it is in
Leo season, I'm doing it for the plot and living
and appreciating my life.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
So here we are. Ye are so skyhiving except for
that because.

Speaker 25 (52:29):
I don't for a different plot, something on the ground,
you know, not camping, no bugs, give me some champagne.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
Do it for the right plot Victoria this week, guys,
it's so scary. I have really big news. What.

Speaker 2 (52:52):
I just signed a LEASA on my very first one
bedroom part first of apartment by myself, and I'm so excited.
But I'm also like, wait, I'm so scared. I'm to
excited because I get to design it my own and
normally I don't get excited about it cause I don't
like care.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
But now I'm like, this is my this is my
own place. I know whatever I want. I can leave
my laundry hamper out in the living room. I want to.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
I'm not going to, but I know if I want to,
I can leave this and the sinc I don't think
I want to do that either.

Speaker 1 (53:21):
But yeah, my old place. But I just got to
figure out how to get everything from. What are you
most nervous about? Yeah, first apartment by yourself, honest that
it's not big for my cat. She needs exercise. She
does to get on a treadmill or something. The other

(53:47):
you know what I've learned.

Speaker 5 (53:48):
Victoria does her cat no justice because we call her thick,
but she's actually really little. Victoria has been taken pictures
here at the wrong angles, making your cat look so thick.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
She's a little and she's so cute. You can't send
me a d M the other day, asked me if
I knew anybody to get her a zimpic. Well, congratulations
on your first solo apartment. VI how it goes. She's
a big kid. Look everybody, it's our social media producer
gat me stopping by. Hey somebody this week.

Speaker 8 (54:25):
So I had the most embarrassing thing happened to me
over the weekend. I was filling up my gas tank.
And to preface this, I know how to I know
how to pump gas. Swear, I know how to pump gas.

Speaker 1 (54:42):
So I put the.

Speaker 8 (54:43):
The pump into my tank. It starts pumping. Everything's going great.
I'm standing there waiting and it falls out and with itself, yes,
by itself. It falls out, and when it hits the ground,
the gas is supposed to stop pumping, it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (54:57):
Just kept going.

Speaker 18 (55:00):
Anywhere.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
So at this point.

Speaker 8 (55:02):
I'm panicking and I'm screaming what do I do? And
so I pick it up, and I instead of like
just turning it off, I didn't even think that was
an option. I just shoved it back into my tea.
I sprayed myself with gas. I was covered in gasoline
and then.

Speaker 1 (55:22):
The cherry on top.

Speaker 8 (55:24):
This man that was also pumping gas at this gas
station comes over and he looks over and he just
starts dying laughing. I didn't know what to say, and
so I was like, this has never happened to me before,
and yeah, I bet.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
Dude sucking.

Speaker 8 (55:46):
I tried to pump it again, and I really made
sure it was in.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
There this time. Okay, I double checked.

Speaker 8 (55:52):
It was in there, and it still fell out, Like Dad,
it was a user air.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
After the first time holding in I thought.

Speaker 8 (56:01):
Maybe it was user air the first time, but second
time on it. Okay, I will never trust a gas
pump ever again. I will hold it.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
That might be one time. I know you don't smoke, Gabby,
but I would have walked into the gas station, bought
some cigarettes and treated that place like an action movie.
Just watch away from it, toss a cigarette and blew
that joining up. I'm pretty so broad. What's up with
you this week?

Speaker 3 (56:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (56:27):
I went to the aquarium this weekend. Took my daughter.
It was really great. We didn't stay long. It just
felt like fishy. You know, I can't tell you're every
serious when you do things. Okay, that one was not
a that was not true. That didn't happen.

Speaker 9 (56:39):
You didn't go to a bar, but I did for
the first time hire a task rabbit did do what?

Speaker 1 (56:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (56:44):
I gave him a list of stuff, a whole list
of stuff, and you only did like every other thing.
And I was like, what is going on, dude, I've
paid you to do this list of stuff. And he's like,
I only do odd jobs that.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Hit personally, Because I tried to hire three task rabbits
this week. One actually showed up, but the other ones can't.
They cancel on me so much. They don't get it
all talking to me. I know that it's you or something.
Maybe maybe I don't know. Do I have a bad
rating on? Do they have rating?

Speaker 5 (57:16):
Actually, I don't know anybody that uses task grab it
more than you do, so yeah, it might be a thing.

Speaker 17 (57:19):
They know.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
I use it a lot, except they cancel on me
all the time, and when they do show up, they
steal money from me so much. This past week was
I need some stuff done around the house. Yeah, I
mean that's yeah, that makes sense. Yeah, all right, Jill.
What's going on with you? And why is it your
new hit single?

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Thank you producing Brad. Yes, my new song came out today.
If you haven't heard my other song, you can check
that out too. It's available wherever you get music and
I'll play it right now. It's called I walk Away
and it's The reception has been great so far, like
for both my songs. I'm you know, I'm surprised because
when you when you do what I do for a living,
like what I've been stand up comedy and then this,

(58:00):
you try to do anything different and people will usually
rip on you. And I'm used to that, but when
people hear they're like, oh that's cool. I like it,
you know, so I'm very happy about that. I was
on Instagram or TikTok live yesterday because this song is
based on a poem that I wrote a lot of
my songs are based on poems that I wrote, and
they wanted to hear the poem and I went to
try to go find my notebook, but I don't know

(58:20):
where my notebook is. Grab it. Yeahso it Well, I'll
play the song for you right now. Oh h yeah,
well we're probably right now. Yeah, let's do it after
it because I will play my new song after the
trending time for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 5 (58:37):
So there's a love story unfolding at the Olympic village
that nobody saw coming, but we're all here for and
it's between Henrik Christiansen, who's a swimmer for Norway and
chocolate muffins. So much so what chocolate muffins should can't
bete for chocolate muffins Germany German athlete chocolate muffans. Well,

(59:00):
he's calling himself the Olympic muffin Man now, so he
got the he got the nickname. But the reason for
this is because a lot of the Olympians have been
sharing different like photos and videos of the food from
the Olympic Village dining hall, and it hasn't been so good. Meanwhile,
Hendrik's over here like having full on makeout moments with
his chocolate muffins. Not really, he's just devouring them like
they're the greatest thing he's ever had in his life.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
So these chocolate muffins have gone viral.

Speaker 5 (59:24):
The muffin Man has gone viral and they're calling it
a love story that nobody saw it coming.

Speaker 1 (59:29):
I just take picture in the back on the muffin man.
Did it in Listen? I get it competed. He's a
swimmer for Norway. Has he already competed? I don't know.
I hope not. He spends a lot like he eats
so many muffins and then his time is like the worst. Yeah,
he doesn't care. He's just standing next to the podiums.

(59:51):
He's not even swimming against the people. He's just backstroking
with muffins on his stomach like an otter. Whatever it is,
a feaver, whatever eats food. If there's cracks and their stomach.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
I'm talking about, I mean on his stomach, it's a
win for him, no matter what he found true love
in that muffin. You know when you take a bite
to something and it just feels like true ecstasy. Like,
that's how I imagine he feels about that muffin.

Speaker 1 (01:00:16):
What he found is an endorsement deal.

Speaker 3 (01:00:21):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
Speaking of love.

Speaker 5 (01:00:24):
People are just sick of the dating apps, as we know,
so they've decided to take matters into their own hands
and create.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
Their own apps. Was called like flirt with like.

Speaker 5 (01:00:32):
One for example, is called flirt with Emma, which is
she's one of the first, but it's an.

Speaker 1 (01:00:37):
App, but there's only one option and it's her. So
that's funny. That girls smart. She made her own backslashing
she is.

Speaker 5 (01:00:47):
She is smart, and a lot of people are starting
to catch on and do the exact same thing. So
there's a bunch of now di why developers, But they're
not looking to get rich by launching like a Tinder
or something like that. They just want to truly help
people find love in the world because they think dating
apps are ruined.

Speaker 1 (01:01:02):
So now it's individual app. So how does somebody find
your app? You have to meet them in person. Hey,
you want to join my app and compete for me
to date you?

Speaker 16 (01:01:13):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
I mean seriously, they're starting it with flirt with and
then you insert your name, So like if you had
one Jewbil, it would be flirt with Jewbil. So then
I guess you would cert maybe flirt with and then
you would kind of look and see what your options are.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
So it's a dating app, but more complicated.

Speaker 5 (01:01:31):
For the person that is the flirt being flirted with,
Like it'd be easier if it was like a flirt
with Nina app for me.

Speaker 1 (01:01:36):
It'd be great for you. I don't know. You have
to find it. You have to find it right.

Speaker 9 (01:01:40):
Oh, each person, right when you said they were taking
things in their on hands. I thought the next part
of the sentence was me and going out into the world,
but that is not what's happening.

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Well, extra work.

Speaker 2 (01:01:50):
You can go out into the world, get a stamp
with your little at, like flirt with Victoria, whatever at
you meet with. So you go out of the world
and meet them, then they can flirt with you.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
You throw a on the side of your car dot
it's a new passive aggressive way to alert. They don't
see you, but Victorious sneakscept behind you and sticks a.

Speaker 1 (01:02:07):
Little stands on your hand. Dude, gets home, looks at
his hand and like what I see to think you're cute?
But can we take this out of real life and
go to the internet. I'm way better behind the screen.
Some people are. This is actually really cool.

Speaker 5 (01:02:24):
Target's doing something which is called their Denim take Back Event,
which lets you trade in use genes for discounts. So
each person gets to bring in five pairs of any
kind of genes, doesn't matter what type of condition they're in.
Up to five that's the most you can bring in,
and then you get a discount in exchange for a
twenty percent discount on new denim purchases through targets are off.

Speaker 9 (01:02:42):
That sounds pretty cool, except that now we know the
fall line from Target will be used denim.

Speaker 5 (01:02:50):
Well, they probably just repurpose it, right, and what you
call it and repurpose it's sustainable and everybody's here for it. Yeah,
lovely source, stand.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Up your should your cards. Target. Now we know what
the fall line is and.

Speaker 5 (01:03:04):
That's what's trending. Brought to you by Muckels. You being
going Auburn, You're home for machinego all right?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
If you were listening to the check in, which we
did at nine to ten, I said I would play
my new song.

Speaker 16 (01:03:12):
Now.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
It's out wherever you get music, and here it is.
It's called I walk Away. You can get it where
you get music. You can also go to my Instagram
at Jebel Fresh if you wanted just an easy link
for it. Concrosjewble. Thank you. This is very Yeah, I'm
excited about it. This is the second song of a
song I've officially released. It is it's interesting to wake
up and go, oh, I just released a song. Yeah,
I can listen to it now. Yeah for an artist,

(01:03:34):
I don't know what to call you. Artist, artist, artist, Okay.

Speaker 10 (01:03:38):
Okay, cool?

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
Thank you? Throw things running through my head and I'm like,
don't say that right now. I'll just playing a song,
all right. Check it out wherever you get music. It's
a jubil show. It's hits one of six point one.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
I don't want to wiel anymore. Should be more careful.
I let you the door, you win a make of
your face. It's just in your di space.

Speaker 1 (01:04:16):
She would wage, hold you.

Speaker 24 (01:04:18):
Change the pass, plain the punches till the frame.

Speaker 3 (01:04:23):
Your thirst of fame just not a game, but now
the play it's not okay o god, stay you him
play because you always have your face.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
She stank you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:48):
You give shap away, go away.

Speaker 26 (01:05:01):
Hey, it's so peaceful now, I'm a peace somehow, also
peaceful now.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
So we can You'll almost due again since then.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Again these mans are mine.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
You can't them, see right, Let me give it that
you're here and.

Speaker 3 (01:05:41):
You tip the plans, but you couldn't kill the god.
And hey, I just planned you us. You tempt the
class what you couldn't kill the god? And I just
planed you us. You tempt the plants? What you kill
the jardards? You could kill the joy.

Speaker 26 (01:06:33):
I'm so peaceful now, also peaceful? How so peaceful?

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
Jews?

Speaker 1 (01:06:47):
Dirty little secret? Hello? Hello, Hey, you have a dirty
little secret. Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:06:53):
So, basically my dirty little secret was that I was
dating somebody that lived in a different city than me,
but they lived in the city where I have a
cousin that stays there. And basically he went to the
Bolden Alley and told me he was going with some friends,
and my cousin ended up at the same Bulden Alley
and told me he was with a girl. So I

(01:07:16):
drove down there and I was waiting to see if
he was going to walk out with her, which he did,
and they ended up going to some kind of bar
together or something. So I sprayed the front top of
his car and his door handles with pepper spray because
he has a tendency of like touching his face all

(01:07:36):
the time, and I knew it because she's door handle.
He would end up seeing his hand with wet and
put it to his face to smell it, which he did. Yeah,
he was like literally screaming in the parking lot that
his eyes was burning and boys, there are never any
help because all of his friends was just recording him

(01:07:57):
laughing at him. I think it's an eyelash in my eye,
like something's in there I can't see. And then he
started calling me. He started calling me like I need help,
I need sure help, And the whole time I'm thinking, like,
you don't even know.

Speaker 12 (01:08:12):
First right in your Wow.

Speaker 1 (01:08:17):
Yeah, pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:08:18):
Honestly, I love intelligent revenge stories. There's something about it,
and I shouldn't say that out loud, but this one's fun. Well,
thank you for telling us your dirty little secret. I'm
sure you've inspired a lot more people to have your
revenge if they get cheated on.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
Have a good day to thank you. Bye. Hello, Hi, Hi,
what's up? You have a dirty little secret? I do? Sweet?

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
What is it?

Speaker 12 (01:08:43):
I drive a Mercedes E three, sy okay, and I
do pretty well for myself. And but when when I
get a little one. Yeah, I'm it's kind of fun.

Speaker 6 (01:08:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:08:56):
We have fun with that, me and my friends, evens
like on the Eppie tell me and.

Speaker 21 (01:08:59):
I and we would make a bet if I could
fill up my gas than by asking.

Speaker 12 (01:09:02):
People for money or for gas.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
For gas, not money.

Speaker 12 (01:09:06):
But before I get to a place in the time,
if I you know, I'm dressed definitely decent, and I'll
point to my car.

Speaker 14 (01:09:13):
Say I left my wallet at the office and I
don't want to make it back there.

Speaker 12 (01:09:18):
I read enough gas. Would you mind helping me out?
And most I may just fill it up? Really, it's awesome.
This hard, and then you know I've last my butt
off all the way over your house. So yeah, we
want to see if we could do it. We're going
to see if we could do a cross country.

Speaker 1 (01:09:37):
Okay, you can make it all the way across the country.
Not hang for gas? Why not? Why you should take
a picture.

Speaker 11 (01:09:46):
It's very hard, you know, So.

Speaker 1 (01:09:49):
That's funny.

Speaker 18 (01:09:50):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:09:52):
Exactly.

Speaker 12 (01:09:55):
Thanks for telling, but that's formal revenge.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
Have a going thank you you as well. Bye bye.
What's your dirty little secret.