Chat GPT Roasting the Show

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
AI is being used for everything these days. It's the
Double Show. Yeah, it's finding the cure for diseases, curating
answers to some of life's biggest questions.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
It's doing all sorts of good.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
And you know something like that, it only would take
a matter of time before humans use it for ridiculous
time wasteing jokes. Well wait no longer, because there's a
new trend of people doing something with chat GBT that's
ridiculous and hilarious and you'll want to try it while
you're at your desk pretending to work today. So we'll
tell you what it is coming up next. It's the
Double Show.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Hey, you did you know that your Instagram is whack? Seriously,
if you're trying to be an influencer, good luck with
the pictures you're posting. You couldn't influence a fart out
of a frat boy that just woke up after a
night of binge drinking and jack in the box tackos.
Maybe you should go to a social media profile more

(00:51):
your speed. I hear classmates, calm is still a thing.
Maybe go there and you could reconnect with that crush
you had from high school. To ignore your requests to
go to prom so maybe you can email them a
link to your Instagram and they can ignore.

Speaker 2 (01:08):
You all over again.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Instagram, you are boring the Jubile show.

Speaker 2 (01:15):
Well that was rough, AI, and there's no need for that.

Speaker 1 (01:20):
Is that you Yes, I typed that into AI to
say that, yes, I did that because there's a new
trend where you tell chat GBT to roast your Instagram
profile and a paragraph, and we did that, so let's.

Speaker 2 (01:36):
Go over it.

Speaker 1 (01:36):
It's also something that you'll want to do because it's hilarious.
It is, and while you're at work today pretending to
work at your cubicle, try this.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
It'll be fun. I mean it's like it'll take place
of your therapist.

Speaker 4 (01:45):
After a moment, I mean, I don't know mine's triggering.
I'm about to delete my Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:50):
Start when Nina Nina went into chat GBT and told
it to roast your Instagram?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
What did it say? I did?

Speaker 5 (01:55):
And it basically tells me I'm having an identity crisis.
So if you'd like to follow, it's on the air
and you can see for yourself. But good old chat
GPT said your profile looks oops, your profile looks like
a chaotic mashup of someone who can't decide if they're
a beach bum, a business mogul, or a radio personality.
You're sleeping cocktails by the pool and the next you're
hawking products like it's QBC. It's like you're trying to

(02:18):
be an influencer but can't stick to a niche, so
you're throwing everything at.

Speaker 2 (02:21):
The wall to see what sticks.

Speaker 5 (02:22):
The bags of blamor shots and casual moments feels more
like an identity crisis than a curated feed. Pick a
lane before your followers get dizzy.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wow, it does a really good job of roasting. I
didn't realize how good it was. I actually feel quite proud.
I'm like, I am all the faith. We're talking about
a new thing that people are doing. They're going to
chat GPT and asking it to roast your Instagram profile
in a paragraph, and so we all did it for us.
You should try for yourself. By the way, if you
want to follow the show, it's at the Juble Show, Vitoria.

(02:53):
What did chat GBT say about yours?

Speaker 6 (02:55):
Wait, it's kind of funny because your Instagram feed is
like the greatest hits album of clean shas blurry night
life shots were the only thing you remember is how
much you overpaid for that drink. Had enough beach poses
to convince people you're a full time vacation, not someone
just escaping reality. You got war filters in a snapchat, Jonkie,

(03:16):
that's so false. Photos a desperate attempt to proof you
go personality, all the perfectly curious selfies, and that the
very say is keep chasing that insta fame.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
You just wait.

Speaker 6 (03:29):
You're just one sense it away from influancer status. At
least you think you are. Wow, but hey, at least your.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Camera phone is getting a workout, even if it's the
only thing in your life. That CHANGBT is cold. Wow,
it goes in. I didn't realize that.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
Talking about a new trend where people are going to
chat GPT and asking it to roast your Instagram for
a file producer, Brad, what did chat GBT say about yours?

Speaker 2 (03:58):
I legitimately eat my Instagram? Actually, okay, here we go.

Speaker 4 (04:03):
Your Instagram looks like a midlife crisis caught on camera.
What a hot mess of identity crises. One day you're
brooding like a hipster who peaked in twenty fourteen. The
next year playing mister Rogers with the neighborhood cat, that
first coffee sign groundbreaking original. If only this was print pinterest.
The motorcycle shots are a nice touch. They scream, I

(04:25):
bought this to distract me from how lost I am.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
With such great potential.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
How is it possible your Instagram ended up this far
into the cringe zone? Might be time to get off
Instagram and figure out who you really want to be.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
Get off?

Speaker 2 (04:42):
Yeah, geez, it may make it better.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
All right, let's find out what Chad GBT said about
the Jewel Shows Instagram profile. We're all lost our social
media Gabby typed out, and she also typed in mind,
we'll get mine after that.

Speaker 2 (04:55):
But what'd you say about the Jewel Show? Yeah, this
is the Jubil Show.

Speaker 8 (04:59):
Instagram says it's uh, a grab bag of clickbait chaos,
desperately trying to rail in followers. Whichever outrageous headline we
can slap on a thumbnail. It says, uh, it's got
the subtlety of a used car salesman, loud in your

(05:20):
face and clearly trying to get a reaction. That first
line again, the it has a subtlety of a car salesman.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
The very first line you read, uh a grab bag
of clickbait chaos. I feel like that's that's our like bioagline.
I love it. Over in their.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Trend that people are doing, they type into chat GPT
and you tell it to roast your Instagram profile. You'll
definitely want to try this. What did it say about mine?

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Gabby? Gabby typed mine in their head to roast mind?

Speaker 8 (05:48):
It says your ig feed looks like a chaotic mix
of look look at me.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
I'm edgy with this.

Speaker 8 (05:57):
Between the overly stage promo shots and the random it's
times the humor, it feels like you're trying way too hard,
just realmangular yeah, oh.

Speaker 5 (06:10):
My gosh GPTN Yeah also correct.

Speaker 4 (06:16):
I know, I know, I'm gonna log off Instagram and
figure out who I want to be.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
Man, this gives trolls a whole new thing because like,
that's the same thing trolls say one of my comments,
pretty much, are they going to chat GPT?

Speaker 2 (06:28):
The original trolls on chat GPT you roasted. It's another
Jebile phone frame today Mornings on the twenties. Hello, hi once,
I can please.

Speaker 9 (06:47):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (06:48):
Uh Wor'm friendly greeting? Hi?

Speaker 10 (06:52):
Uh Hello My name is Trevor and I'm calling from Energy.
Welcome nice to How are you doing today?

Speaker 11 (07:03):
I'm doing well?

Speaker 9 (07:04):
Are you doing okay?

Speaker 12 (07:06):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
Sorry? Just one second please? How to respond to are okay?
I'm good? Thanks? How about you?

Speaker 9 (07:17):
I would be doing well, but my bill has been
messed up the past couple of months, so probably not
doing as well as I could be.

Speaker 2 (07:26):
Okay? How do you say sorry too? An angry customer?

Speaker 10 (07:33):
One second please, ma'am, I'm sorry.

Speaker 9 (07:35):
What are you doing?

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Oh? I was getting a response to what you had said? Uh?
So I wanted you to.

Speaker 10 (07:43):
Know that I'm allowing you to express your frustration without interruption.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Also, now I will know frustration and I will now.

Speaker 10 (07:51):
Empathize with you, show that you understand your feeling. I'm
gonna show that I understand your feelings, so I understand
how frustrating this must be, okay, and acknowledge their concerns
without making excuses. How do you one second? I'm sorry?

Speaker 9 (08:11):
What is going on?

Speaker 13 (08:13):
Oh?

Speaker 9 (08:13):
This is absolutely ridiculous.

Speaker 10 (08:15):
I want to ensure that I give you great customer
service experience, so I'm using sure.

Speaker 9 (08:21):
Uh huh, okay, so far you're failing?

Speaker 14 (08:24):
Is that okay?

Speaker 10 (08:26):
How do I respond to what customer says? I'm feeling
one second, I'm just typing into chat GPT real, is.

Speaker 9 (08:34):
This like your first day or something?

Speaker 5 (08:36):
Like?

Speaker 7 (08:37):
Is this your first job ever?

Speaker 10 (08:39):
I can't type that fast and I'm having trouble like
getting good responses. If you could ask me one question
at a time so I can put it into chat
GPT so that I can answer you.

Speaker 9 (08:49):
You're using chat GPT? Did your job actually.

Speaker 7 (08:52):
Like tell you to do that?

Speaker 14 (08:53):
Like, what's the no?

Speaker 9 (08:55):
Is that what they're using that for these days?

Speaker 2 (08:57):
I'm no, I'm just helda into new AI technology.

Speaker 15 (09:02):
I don't know if you've used that someone else I
can talk to, Like, this is one second.

Speaker 9 (09:06):
There is no way you are going to be able
to help me with my bill?

Speaker 2 (09:10):
Customer kidding me?

Speaker 10 (09:15):
Have you ever used like the AI technology? It's like
hella cool. You can do all kinds of things on there.

Speaker 9 (09:23):
Oh yeah, all the kinds of things.

Speaker 7 (09:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (09:26):
Can I stick to your manager please? I can't handle
this right now, Like I'm sorry, but I feel like
my head is about to explode.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
You could be cold.

Speaker 9 (09:39):
Talk to you right now.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
You could be getting a cold.

Speaker 10 (09:43):
I could what well, I just typed into chat GBT
what it could mean if you feel like your head's
about to explode, and it said that head pressure or
sidness pressure from an oncoming cold could be one of
the things.

Speaker 7 (09:56):
Manager.

Speaker 16 (09:57):
Now, look, please, how about that?

Speaker 9 (10:01):
Just please get me anyone else right now?

Speaker 1 (10:03):
Okay, okay, how about I just tell you that this
is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing a phone
prank on you and your husband set you up.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Oh my god. He said you get.

Speaker 1 (10:15):
Really frustrated with customer service people and wanted to mess
with you.

Speaker 14 (10:19):
Oh my god.

Speaker 9 (10:24):
Oh And I'm actually kind of relieved that that was
real because I was really starting to worry about the
future of this coutry.

Speaker 2 (10:33):
Wake up every morning with double phone pranks. It's time,
Vernina's what's trending? So there's a new.

Speaker 5 (10:38):
Streaming service that's coming from the least likely place ever.
But I guess it was only a matter of time
before Fast Food got into streaming.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
Wait what?

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Big file A is looking to start its own streaming service.
The plan is is that it's going to be family
friendly content, mostly unscripted stuff like game shows and reality TV,
but then they're open to see what other kinds of
like scripted projects and animation could pop up, like, but you.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
Can have like those unscripted shows a little on Peacock
or Netflix.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
They're not satisfied with that.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
They want their own streaming service, chick fil a streaming
what if you can't call it that? Yeah, what are
they going to call it? They say what they're going
to call it. They did not say what they would
call it. They just want to have their own.

Speaker 2 (11:19):
So huh.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
I've been wondering what that cow does that runs around
and says to eat more chicken. I've been wondering what
that that cow's life is like. It's an activist. Yeah,
I'd be curious.

Speaker 5 (11:32):
If it's good programming. Like I shouldn't be laughing because
there's a chance i'd get it. I have every single
streaming service because I'm a tvatic. But anyway, speaking of streaming,
Paramount Plus is one that's for the people. They're slashing
their prices, so they're the only ones that are doing that.
But for thirty dollars you can get the essential plan
thirty dollars.

Speaker 2 (11:50):
How is that slashing a price? That's an annual plan
like for a year, oh thirty bucks a year?

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Yeah, sorry, not thirty dollars a month for a year.

Speaker 2 (12:03):
So this particular sale is.

Speaker 5 (12:05):
Going on until September sixth, although that one has ads,
but for sixty dollars a year, you can have no
ads with Showtime and CBS streaming and all the.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Other extra like stills ten dollars a month. No, there's
more than six months in a year. Oh my god,
I'm so sorry. Anyway, if you're interested in that, there
you go.

Speaker 4 (12:26):
It's because they have to though it's the least watch
streaming service, so like, I don't know what do we
do now?

Speaker 2 (12:32):
Cut prices. Nobody's watching anything on our platform. Parents Plus
is the one that had Yellowstone and all.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Yeah, but yeah, that's the thing is when some of
these platforms are like, oh, that's the one that had
that one.

Speaker 1 (12:42):
Ship, so you sign up for the one and then
you end up canceling it after that, right, coming back,
there's going to be more.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
So it's like you don't want to do that because
if you forget, then like you know, right, that's the game.
If they win.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Once a streaming service is in that Game of you
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with Max's if you got Game of Thrones now we
have to make another Game of Thrones. It's not going
to be as good.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
Also, we gotta do it a bunch of Oh no,
that one was on Netflix. Anyway, I'm not going to
argue right now.

Speaker 2 (13:09):
They don't have a choice here.

Speaker 5 (13:10):
They have to come from all the streaming services are
my friends.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
They accept me for who I am.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
Okay, lastly, we should all just pay our friends twelve
dollars a month and so they will accept us.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
But you can't watch a show without spirits. Did you
know the Olympics of the spirit world just happened? The
what spirits world? What does that mean?

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Either ghosts or booze? But I'm excited to find out
what it is.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
Booze, but I do that you would think it might
be actual spirit love it.

Speaker 2 (13:39):
If there was a limit for ghosts.

Speaker 17 (13:43):
I had.

Speaker 2 (13:46):
Just a hurdle falls over.

Speaker 1 (13:50):
The Netherlands knocked it over.

Speaker 2 (13:56):
I think that's where that ghost is from.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Maybe love what I'm trying to both story.

Speaker 5 (14:00):
So my point of this story is that if you
would like to try the best whiskey in the world,
it comes out of Australia and it's called star Ward
Whiskey and it got number one with over thirty four medals.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
I hope that the sponsor for that is the breakdancer
from Australia.

Speaker 2 (14:16):
Ray Gun.

Speaker 4 (14:18):
That's what It would just be so hard to see
if they actually made it over the pole and pole
vaulting because the ghost because the pole always knocks the
pole off anyway.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Yeah, and so you know, you wouldn't know if the
ghost falling off all the time.

Speaker 2 (14:30):
Don't they fly? Why would they pull vault? Oh that's true,
and they could just go through it. They could go
through it and they wouldn knock it over. Yeah they
would because they're ghosts. I'm really sorry, but this is
what we talked about us explain.

Speaker 1 (14:42):
It'd be hard to run the Olympic Committee for the
ghost Olympics.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Or would it be incredibly easy. That's maybe that you
guys didn't see they won. I don't know if you did.

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Speaker 1 (15:06):
Ryan is on the phone today for our first date
follow up, he's getting ghosted by a woman named Lena,
and in a few minutes we're gonna call her seems
to tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date. But first, Ryan, how long has it
been since you heard from her?

Speaker 14 (15:18):
You know, it's been like a couple of weeks.

Speaker 5 (15:21):
That's definitely a ghosting. Yeah, So how many times have
you reached out to her in that time?

Speaker 14 (15:26):
You know, just a few times.

Speaker 18 (15:27):
I don't like to like text too much, you know
what I mean, Like you like, I think three times
I text her.

Speaker 14 (15:32):
And I'm like, yeah, that's I'm not doing any.

Speaker 16 (15:33):
More than that.

Speaker 5 (15:34):
So what do you Let's go back to the date then, like,
how did you guys meet? What happened on the date?

Speaker 18 (15:39):
So we met on hinge and then I felt like
a really good connection. We both love concerts and like
new adventures and trying new things, traveling stuff like that,
and like she's very witty and she's very interesting, she's beautiful.

Speaker 14 (15:54):
So we went to a burger spot on the water
nice all.

Speaker 18 (15:59):
Right, Yeah, you know, it was a lot of fun,
Like it was nice, like kind of outside kind of area,
and we were having some drinks.

Speaker 14 (16:08):
You know, just talking.

Speaker 18 (16:10):
And afterwards we went and walked around and like kind
of took in the scenery and we.

Speaker 14 (16:16):
You know, we had a really great kiss, and it was.

Speaker 18 (16:18):
Just like, I don't understand why she goes to me
because it felt so romantic and like idealized, you know.

Speaker 14 (16:26):
I mean, maybe some people would think it's cheesy. I
don't know, but that's what I was looking for.

Speaker 5 (16:30):
But it sounds romantic actually, So after all this time,
you know, she's ghosting you two weeks later, the date
sounds great, but what is it about her that makes
you want to see her now?

Speaker 14 (16:42):
You know?

Speaker 18 (16:42):
I just felt like I had a real connection. We
were like kind of similar goals. We both want to travel.
I just felt like we we went well together.

Speaker 5 (16:51):
Did something happen on the date at all that may
have made it go in a different direction?

Speaker 18 (16:58):
Well, I will say, you know, something kind of not
popular now is I had made a decision recently to
have stained from sex until marriage.

Speaker 19 (17:07):
Okay, And you told her this, Yeah, yeah I did,
And this is new you have I'm always barged okay, okay, right,
and you think maybe she had a problem with that
because she's like, I need you right now?

Speaker 18 (17:19):
Ryan, it's you know, it's possible because like I don't
think that's the thing that's common now, Like, you know,
some people do it, but it's like, especially you know here,
like I don't feel like that's one of those things
that people do anymore. But the reason why I kind
of went that direction is, you know, I slept around
and it felt empty, and it felt like I was

(17:42):
just kind of using girls for their body and I
wasn't connecting right, you know, And it's one of those
things after a while, you're like, gosh, like what do
I really want? So, you know, I asked myself when
I was like, I want somebody that I could build
a future with, and I feel like Lana has that potential.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
Okay, I can respect that.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
After my last breakup, I decided that I wasn't going
to give myself to anybody unless I thought that their
energy was good, you know, or that like it wasn't
necessarily a marriage thing, but it was kind of the
same thing. But it was more about I don't want
to like mix my energy with bad energy, you know,
because I feel like it does I feel like you know,

(18:19):
you do do it does somehow become a part.

Speaker 5 (18:21):
Of you well, you exchanged more than just what you
can see. That energy is also exchanged between the two
of you. So fair, fair, for fair points for both
of you. Look at you, guys, Thank you, because that's
for sure, I'm assuring. Right.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Everybody then connections to so why do you think she's
ghosting you?

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Then I think, you.

Speaker 14 (18:41):
Know, I just don't know if she was comfortable with that.

Speaker 18 (18:43):
I mean, that's my thought, but like, I don't know
for sure because everything else went pretty well.

Speaker 14 (18:47):
But when I said that, she she didn't.

Speaker 18 (18:49):
Have a bad reaction, but it was just kind of
like she tended up a little bit, you know, and
then it's kind of like pad that moment passed. So
I was like, oh, I guess it's fine.

Speaker 2 (18:58):
We'll see if we can figure it out for you.

Speaker 1 (18:59):
Then we'll play a song come back, and then call
her and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting
you and maybe get you another date.

Speaker 14 (19:04):
Okay, okay, sounds great.

Speaker 2 (19:06):
All right, man, please don't come back. Get your first
day follow up next.

Speaker 1 (19:10):
Right in the middle of the first day follow up
and if you're just joining us, Ryan is on the phone.
He's getting ghosted by Lana, and in a minute We're
gonna call her see if shell us why she's ghosting him,
and maybe get him another date. But first, Ryan, why
don't you recap to everybody your situation.

Speaker 14 (19:24):
So I met Lana on Hinge. We connected really quickly.

Speaker 18 (19:28):
I felt like a good connection with her, loss of
similar andrest. We went to a burger spot on the water,
had a bunch of cocktails and had a lot of fun,
and we went for a walk.

Speaker 7 (19:39):
We kissed.

Speaker 18 (19:40):
Everything seemed perfect, But I feel like, maybe because I
want to stain from sex and until marriage because of
my past, that she might be ghosting me.

Speaker 2 (19:49):
Okay, are you ready for us to call her?

Speaker 7 (19:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:51):
Okay, here we go. Hello, Hi, man, I speak to Alana. Please.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
This is Lana.

Speaker 1 (20:07):
Hi Lana, how are you? My name is Jewbell and
I host a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show.

Speaker 2 (20:11):
Hi, Lana, the whole show's here. I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.
How are you?

Speaker 7 (20:15):
Hi's up?

Speaker 2 (20:16):
Good?

Speaker 7 (20:16):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (20:18):
Have you ever heard the show before?

Speaker 7 (20:20):
I have not.

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Okay, I'll let you know something. We do a segment
on our show. It's called the first Date follow Up.
What that is is if you go out on a
date with somebody, and then you ghost them. That person
can email us to get you on the phone and
ask why you're ghosting them. So we got an email
about you.

Speaker 11 (20:34):
Oh and this is from Ryan.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Oh yes, it is oh wowway.

Speaker 16 (20:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (20:41):
Sometimes you will say another name, so we know they're
ghosting multiple people. But you're obviously just ghosting Ryan.

Speaker 11 (20:45):
Right now, I would say that I have not exactly
been ghosting Ryan.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
That wasn't my intention.

Speaker 11 (20:55):
I was taking time to process what he told me.
At the end of our date. Ryan said that he
is waiting until marriage, and that is not something that
I've ever done in a relationship. I have always had
intimacy with all of my partners and it's a really

(21:18):
big part of a relationship for me. So it was
not my intention to completely ghost Ryan. I really was
trying to take time to think about if this could
be something that would work for me.

Speaker 7 (21:32):
I had such a good time.

Speaker 11 (21:35):
Yes, it was so magical, and he's such a spiritual guy,
and we really connected.

Speaker 7 (21:43):
I felt like he was really seeing me.

Speaker 11 (21:46):
But I'm afraid that if we get into this relationship without.

Speaker 7 (21:52):
You know, the intimacy that I'm.

Speaker 11 (21:54):
Usual will one This sounds bad, but what if we're
not good together.

Speaker 7 (21:58):
Physically and we find out too late.

Speaker 11 (22:01):
And another thing that I have been thinking about is
what if it becomes something that gives me, you know,
reason to stray, our thoughts to stray because I am
a sexual person.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
Yeah, so you're processing a lot of different things.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Yes, absolutely, I.

Speaker 5 (22:21):
Can understand that. Yeah, I mean it's not something that
you hear all the time, and especially if that's a
way that you connect and share yourself with another person.
And then that's a lot of pressure too, right because
you're like, wait a second, so we're doing this, I'm
gonna get excited and want to unwrap the present, but I.

Speaker 1 (22:35):
Can't marry you. So what if we could convince Ryan
to sleep with you before you're married? Would you swallow
them again?

Speaker 2 (22:42):
This commitment? But would you?

Speaker 13 (22:46):
I would love to sleep with Ryan, But if this
is a boundary that he is setting I and I
were to get into a relationship with him, I would
I would want to respect that.

Speaker 11 (22:59):
I would not once I am in the relationship, I
would not. I would have given up any plans to
sleep with Ryan.

Speaker 2 (23:06):
What if we could convince him to go back on
his morals?

Speaker 5 (23:08):
Though, ball she's respecting his boundaries? Maybe respect his boundaries.
I'll respect his boundaries for now, Lona. Ryan is actually
on the phone listening and wants to talk to you.

Speaker 7 (23:22):
Oh hi Ryan.

Speaker 18 (23:25):
Yeah, I know it's probably like the most awkward way
we could meet again. But I want to say, first
of all, I respect that like you respect my boundaries.
It was nice to hear that without you knowing I
was there, because like that that proves to me that
if we can make it work, that this could work.
But I just want to say, like for me, I

(23:47):
don't see intimacy as just there's physical, emotional, mental intimacy
that can be built, Like you know, we can have
days where we just cuddle his collass like all that's
on the tables. So I'm just not trying to think
it all the way.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
So like where do you draw the line?

Speaker 14 (24:05):
Well, I think that's something that we have to discuss, right.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
Got it.

Speaker 11 (24:12):
I respect that, and that does make me excited to
hear that you have interest in being intimate with me.

Speaker 7 (24:23):
I am.

Speaker 11 (24:24):
My biggest concern is still I just am really concerned
of straying.

Speaker 7 (24:31):
And that's not your fault, not your fault at all, and.

Speaker 11 (24:34):
That's something that I need to decide and you know,
make a plan with my morals that I will not
you know, if we were to be in a relationship together,
that I will not feel that I'm not getting what
I need and then.

Speaker 7 (24:50):
Look for what I need elsewhere.

Speaker 18 (24:52):
I think I can find ways to take care of
what you need at least.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Ran not that I'm trying to get you to rethink
the promise that you made to yourself, but I'm trying
to get you to rethink it. When I decided to
do this similar thing, I didn't make it about marriage
because you know, like you should really get to know
somebody for it, and it can be a long time
before marriage, so that's a long time not doing it.
But me and my therapist came up with I will

(25:19):
not give myself to anybody until I know I have
a secure connection with them.

Speaker 14 (25:24):
Well, I think that's fair. I think that's a healthy
way of taking of it too.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
So cause does it have to be like a ring
and a ceremony and all that for Ryan to get
it out?

Speaker 18 (25:32):
Okay, I don't think it has to, but there definitely
has to be that line where it's like, I know
I'm building a future with you.

Speaker 5 (25:39):
At the very least, I think there's a lot of
talk that we're getting ahead of ourselves here a little bit.
You guys like each other, and I think there's definitely
stuff that you guys can explore to even see if
you're gonna make it all that way. People just tell
me not to get ahead of myself, and I feel
like we're gonna be ahad of ourselves here too, So
I don't know that there's a possibility of you getting
your needs met in a certain way. Lana and Ryan,

(26:00):
you know you're open to exploring that stuff too. I
don't see any problems.

Speaker 14 (26:05):
Yeah, I think that would work.

Speaker 11 (26:07):
I do think that it may be cheaty, but I
think that it.

Speaker 7 (26:11):
Is very sweet that you.

Speaker 11 (26:12):
Brought me on the radio to call me for a
second date. I think that is very romantic, and I'm
I'm willing to try it.

Speaker 7 (26:23):
I think that we have such a good connection.

Speaker 2 (26:25):
So you'll go out with Ryan again. We'll pay for.

Speaker 14 (26:28):
It, I will.

Speaker 7 (26:29):
I would love to see you again. Ryan.

Speaker 14 (26:32):
So awesome, that's great.

Speaker 18 (26:33):
I'm glad to hear that. It's like, it's I'm so excited.

Speaker 11 (26:37):
You know.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
Yeah, you guys are cute. I'm excited too, me too.

Speaker 1 (26:43):
Yeah, congratulations, Ryan, you did it you got another date?

Speaker 2 (26:50):
All right?

Speaker 7 (26:53):
Jules first, good morning.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
Can I take your orders? A large black coffee, large
black cars? Do you mean aventy?

Speaker 1 (27:02):
No?

Speaker 18 (27:02):
I mean large?

Speaker 2 (27:03):
He means aventi.

Speaker 14 (27:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:04):
The biggest funny got Venti is large?

Speaker 14 (27:07):
Veni is twenty anny.

Speaker 2 (27:09):
Yeah, large is large.

Speaker 16 (27:11):
In fact, the cole is.

Speaker 14 (27:12):
Large and grande is Spanish for large.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Venti's the only one that doesn't mean large. He's also
the only one that's Italian.

Speaker 14 (27:18):
Congratulations for stupid and three languages.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
Your chance to take on our own Victoria Ramirez in
a summer relicious game of trivia for all the trivia glory. Also,
speaking of being in your hot person summer era, whoa
don't get caught in last year's this is going to
be the summer Yeah fashion, Macy's has got you covered,
literally with one hundred dollars gift cards to Macy's because

(27:42):
not only are they here to hook you up for
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com slash Summer Hits or shop and store and call
us eight eight eight three four three six one eight
eight eight three four three one six one, or you
can DM us at the Jewel Show or go to
the jewelshow dot com. I you want to play Victor,
and now let's get Vicky's noodle all warmed up and

(28:03):
ready to go.

Speaker 2 (28:04):
She's mouthing everywhord I say, I'm doing pretty good. Right
here you go, Victoria. Okay, what do you call a
cow with no legs? M a cow's body, the body
of a cow? Ground beech? That sounds right? What is
the one cat you should never trust? My cat? I

(28:27):
don't know. A cheetah? Okay? Versus Victoria is coming up
right after this jumps everywhere. The jew will show hold
on what didn't do that?

Speaker 16 (28:41):
Right?

Speaker 2 (28:42):
You know what's weird?

Speaker 5 (28:43):
All the work is right and just the answers are wrong.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
I know that having a boyfriend may seem like the
most important thing in the world right now, but you
don't have to dumb yourself down to get guys to
like you.

Speaker 1 (28:54):
It's time for America's favorite trivia game. You versus Victoria
your chance to take on or your amirias in a
game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card.
And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria Tangela.

Speaker 2 (29:06):
What's up? Tangela?

Speaker 14 (29:07):
Hey, how y'all doing good?

Speaker 5 (29:09):
How are you?

Speaker 20 (29:10):
I am will thanks for asking.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
Question for you, Tangela.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
Before you play the game, have you checked out the
auction for the Boys and Girls Club that the Jubile
Show is doing.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
No, that happens, Well, let's tell you about it real quick.

Speaker 14 (29:24):
Good news.

Speaker 5 (29:24):
You have until tomorrow at eleven fifty nine pm to
get in your bids or donate by a backpack to
benefit the Boys and Girls Club of the South Puget Sound.
It's really cool. There's a bunch of experiences up there.
A lot of people are bedding on right now, the
DJ for a day, the custom art from Jubile, and
all kinds of other stuff is up there. So hits
one oh six one Seattle dot com. This is a
little purple square. Just click on it and then you

(29:46):
can see all the stuff. So Tangala, now you're all
set awesome?

Speaker 2 (29:51):
All right? Are you ready to take on Victoria? I
am all right.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
We're gonna send Victoria out of the studio and while
she's leaving. Here's all the game inflated, Agela. You got
thirty seconds. Answer as many questions as possible. If we
don't know when, just say pass and Victoria has to
beat you outright to win.

Speaker 2 (30:07):
Are you ready?

Speaker 20 (30:09):
I am all right?

Speaker 2 (30:10):
Here we go, Tangela. Your time starts now.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Which planet is the hottest in the solar system? Marsh
tenguins are found in only what hemisphere.

Speaker 2 (30:23):
Northern? Which US state has one three and fifty miles
of coastline?

Speaker 13 (30:29):
Uh?

Speaker 7 (30:30):
No, work, keep that question?

Speaker 5 (30:32):
Which US state has one three and fifty miles of coastline?

Speaker 20 (30:37):
I'm gonna say California.

Speaker 2 (30:39):
In what year did the internet become public?

Speaker 14 (30:42):
Let's say nineteen eighty five?

Speaker 1 (30:46):
All right, got that in on time. Victoria's coming back
in studio. Whatch you get settled?

Speaker 2 (30:50):
Tangela? What's something you would like the world to know today?

Speaker 20 (30:54):
I would like the world to know as is, you
know how you guys do to catch a cheater and
the boyfriend or girlfriend of the suspected cheater jumped down
the suspected cheaters throat or allow us to hear the
juicy details of who they are actually sending the flowers to.

(31:17):
That is not the boyfriend or girlfriend that just ruffles mobs.
Why I want the world to know that.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Thank you very much. That's hilarious. All right, Victoria is
back in the studio. All right, here you go, Victoria,
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know when, just say pass and you have
to beat Tangila outright to win. Okay, are you ready? Yep, Victoria,
bro Tangley, you can tell Victoria you want to go?

Speaker 20 (31:54):
Okay, go?

Speaker 2 (31:55):
Which planet is the hottest in the Solar System? Mars?
Penguins are found in only what Hammas sphere? Arctic? Wait?
The North? Which US state has one three hundred and
fifty miles of coastline?

Speaker 16 (32:07):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Waffle?

Speaker 9 (32:10):
I'm sorry?

Speaker 7 (32:12):
You know what?

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Ear? Did the Internet become public? She doesn't know one?
Which city is the United Nations headquartered?

Speaker 13 (32:21):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (32:22):
Mars? What is the color of the most poisonous frog
in the world?

Speaker 6 (32:27):
Green?

Speaker 2 (32:27):
I just love, I'm sorry. I I was trying to
think of my my little map. Never eat Hoggy Waffles, Northeast,
Great State of Waffle. Yeah, the Great State of Waffle.

Speaker 1 (32:44):
I don't know if Waffle's correct, but we'll find out
in the second, but first, let's get the score with
our scoreboard. Producer Brad Victoria got zero correct. Oh, waffle
wasn't right. No, that means angel Oh go ahead. Angela
also got zero correct and that means you win. Congratulations,
you got a hundred dollars a gift card to Macy's

(33:04):
and you technically meat Victoria.

Speaker 2 (33:06):
So she did guess a real state. Yeah, so that's
a win.

Speaker 21 (33:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (33:10):
I thought we were talking about like coast.

Speaker 16 (33:13):
Of a state.

Speaker 5 (33:14):
Get the answers now, Yeah, the hottest planet in the
Solar System is Venus. Penguins are found only in the
Southern hemisphere.

Speaker 1 (33:22):
And did you know that they're also illegal to hunt
and eat. I don't think that's true though, But you
can't eat them.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
They can't. They can't, Yes, you can, they can't. You can, No,
you can. You're just not supposed to legally eat.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
I went down the rabbit hole yesterday when I was
on TikTok Live of can you eat a penguin or
eat why? So I have some information on that. Now
that's so sad because I've eaten puffin before. Who they
eat puffin? And so I've had it and it's not
very good. If anybody asked you to eat a puffin,
do it because you've never eaten a puffin. But then
also know that you're gonna be like that wasn't very.

Speaker 2 (33:54):
Good, Like the cutest little man.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
They look like penguins. And then so I was like,
you eat a penguin. And then so I went down
a YouTube rabbit hole talk live.

Speaker 2 (34:04):
Between penguins and waffles. This has been the wildest of all.

Speaker 1 (34:08):
There was some explorers from the Netherlands who were stranded
wherever they have penguins, you know, and so they had
to eat penguins.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
And the main explorer for.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
Those guys described the taste of a penguin. I've pulled
it up if you want to know what it tastes like.
Why it says a penguin tastes like a piece of beef,
O differous codfish and canvas backed duck roasted together in
a pot with blood and cod liver.

Speaker 2 (34:32):
Oil for sauce.

Speaker 1 (34:33):
Okay ye, now that sounds disgusting, but if you read
that at a really fancy restaurant, you'd be like, I'll
have the beef with a differous codfish and canvas back
duck together in a pot with some blood and cod
liver oil.

Speaker 5 (34:48):
So the US state that has one and five fifty
whatever miles of coastline. I can't hear anymore about California,
which it's Florida.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
What both sides are water? Dummy?

Speaker 5 (34:59):
The public in nineteen ninety three, and the United Nations
is headquartered in New York. And then lastly, the most
poisonous frog in the world is yellow that you probably
can't eat that either, can you can? You can make
some people lick the frogs, you know I want to do.
Does that make you listening?

Speaker 2 (35:19):
Yeah? Yeah, but the frog is sitting there going you
don't know what. The frog probably likes it.

Speaker 1 (35:25):
If you were a little frog and soon picked you
up and started licking your belly, you'd be like, this
is fun, Agela, thank you for playing.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
I don't know. I'm sorry I got here.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:38):
You play You Versus Victoria the same time every single
weekday morning. Keep him away from the zoo.

Speaker 13 (35:42):
Man.

Speaker 11 (35:42):
You are not.

Speaker 2 (35:44):
To lick everything.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
If you want to play you Verus Victoria, just go
d MS at the Jubil Show or the Jubil Show
dot Com.

Speaker 9 (35:52):
It's time to catch a cheater.

Speaker 2 (35:55):
Only on the.

Speaker 1 (35:56):
Jubil Show, Ryan is on the phone today for to
catch a cheater, and he thinks that his wife of
six years, Vanessa, might be messing around. So we're call
her in a few minutes and see if we can
figure that out. But first, Ryan, I'm sorry in that situation, man,
why do you think your wife might be cheating?

Speaker 16 (36:10):
Well, we've had a great marriage, like everything's you know,
for the most part, it's been going well. But then lately,
you know, with work and stuff, we've just been swamped
and really haven't been able to spend that much time together.
So we thought it'd be fun and maybe spice things
up by adding another girl.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
Hey, okay, so yeah, since you.

Speaker 16 (36:30):
Know it's another girl, I wanted to let her pick.

Speaker 21 (36:33):
And we have this mutual friend.

Speaker 16 (36:35):
Her name's Jenny. Like, she's hung out with us, come
with us the bars, drank with us, and you know,
so like she knows there. So that's who she who
she chose. And Jennie was down for so she was
like neither of us had done this before, and she
was super nervous about her. She's never been with another girl,
so she was like drinking a little bit, you know,

(36:56):
and then we've drank a lot of smoked a lot
and she ended up getting too trash and and it
didn't end up happening. But since then, I feel like,
since didn't go down, like she's just been distant, you know,
like like I know my wife, and you know, I
can tell what she's bored. She's just like she doesn't
text me back like she usually used to, and it's

(37:18):
just been very vague and she's just going.

Speaker 2 (37:20):
Out a lot.

Speaker 16 (37:20):
And I don't know, man, I just got this. It's
like just pit of my stomach, like I could feel it.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
So was that Jenny girl there that time when you
when you guys all were getting kind of messed up
before it was actually about to go down. Was she
also there, prepared to let it go down and then
just it just never happened.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Yeah, okay, yeah, we were all hanging out.

Speaker 16 (37:38):
But then yeah, Vanessa just I think I think she
just was a little too nervous and then you know,
try to overcompensate by we just drank a smoke a
little too much and you know, so, yeah, it just
didn't happen.

Speaker 2 (37:51):
Do you think that she's spending time with Jenny without you,
I don't know.

Speaker 16 (37:56):
I mean maybe, but I don't know. Some sum's going on,
Like I don't know if it's with Jenny.

Speaker 2 (38:02):
Or with another guy or somebody.

Speaker 16 (38:03):
It's just like I could tell when she's bored, Like
when she's around, it feels like she doesn't want to
be there, you know, so to.

Speaker 5 (38:10):
You, boredom automatically goes to bedroom, like could boredom be conversation?

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Could it be you guys are Yeah, it's not just better.

Speaker 16 (38:17):
It's more it's more like just like the way we
used to enjoy our company, and you know, it's just
stuff like that, and like her responses are vague and quick,
and you know, it's just been forever since we've had sex.

Speaker 21 (38:31):
And yeah, I don't know if I you know, if
I screwed something up, or like I just I just missed,
you know, that mischievous little cycle that I married. And
you know, of course some thumb's not there, you know.

Speaker 5 (38:44):
Yeah, is she giving you any hints that she's that
anything else might be going on other than that she's
not kind of detached?

Speaker 16 (38:51):
No, I mean, it's just like I said, just her
texts are vague and short, and it's just like I
just got this ceiling, you know, And.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
Have you tried to find out in any other way,
or is this your first attempt to like see if
you can figure it out.

Speaker 16 (39:08):
This isn't my first attempt to kind of figure things out,
like I, you know, I just I said, just been
SERVI since we had sex, and it's just like I
don't want to be overbearing or whatever, you know, because
then that like push her further away, you know.

Speaker 1 (39:20):
Okay, Well, we'll try to figure it out for you.
You already told us what grocery store you guys are
a Rewards card member at. So we'll play a song
come Back, and then call her and pretend to be
from the grocery store and say that every month we
choose one lucky Rewards card member who gets free flowers
delivered from our Florida department. We'll see if she sends
those to you or to somebody else. Okay, okay, cool,
all right, Well, play a song come back, get your

(39:41):
to catch teeter next. In the middle of Today's to
Catch a Cheater if you're just joining us, Ryan is
on the phone and Ryan thinks that his wife of
six years, Vanessa, might be cheating. So in a second
we're gonna call her and pretend to be from the
grocery store that she's a rewards card member and say
that she's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered
from our Florida department. We'll see she sends those to

(40:01):
Ryan or to somebody else. But before we do that, Ryan,
why don't you refresh our memory on why you think
she's cheating.

Speaker 16 (40:07):
We want to spice things up in the bedroom, and uh,
we try to get our friend Jenny involved, but you know,
she was really nervous my wife, and then you know,
she drank a love we smoked a lot and she
just just ended again a little too trash and and
it didn't go down. But since then, like she's just
been distant and like, you know, I don't I don't

(40:29):
know what the deal is.

Speaker 21 (40:30):
It's like we haven't had sex or forever.

Speaker 16 (40:32):
Her texts are just vague and like non responsive. She
does it text me bad right away like she used to,
and it's just uh yeah, it's just awkward.

Speaker 2 (40:42):
All right, man, are you ready for us to call her? Yeah? Okay,
here we go. Hell, Hi, this is Corble calling from So.
I was looking for our rewards card member named Vanessa.

Speaker 7 (41:05):
Hi. Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 1 (41:06):
Hey Vanessa, Please don't hang up. This is not a
marketing phone call. I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're
this month's big winner. Thank you for shopping with us.

Speaker 7 (41:13):
Okay, water of what what are you talking about?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
The flowers?

Speaker 14 (41:17):
The flowers? Okay, I won flowers.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Every single month, we choose one Rewards Card member to
say thank you very much for being such a valued customer.
You've won thirty six long stimmerd Roses box of candy
or chocolates and card to be delivered to anybody that
you want within the fifty United States of America. It's
a three hundred and sixteen dollars value. Actually, congratulations.

Speaker 7 (41:39):
Oh that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (41:40):
Okay, yeah, thank you very much for shopping with us.

Speaker 14 (41:43):
Yeah no, I love you for for sure.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
And here's how it works. I can take the information
down over the phone in just a matter of minutes.
If you will know who you want to send them
to right now.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I can do that.

Speaker 7 (41:53):
Yeah, no, I'm good. I know who I always want
to send that too.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Yeah great, okay, let me just pull up my form here.
The first thing I would need would be the name,
the first and last name of the person that you
would like to send them to.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah, her name is Jenny, okay, Jinny. And is there
anything you would like to put on a card? Yes,
I keep it.

Speaker 7 (42:17):
Thanks for opening my eyes. Another thing, see you tonight.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
Yes, I can do that.

Speaker 1 (42:22):
And also just one more small thing. I want to
let you know that your husband is on the phone
listening to this what this is actually the Jewbill Show.
It's a radio show. My name's Jewbil.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Yeah, I'm Nina. Hi, I'm Victoria.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
And we do a segment to catch a cheater where
if you think your significant other might be cheating, you
see you the s and Flowers too, and your husband
Ryan is on the phone.

Speaker 7 (42:47):
Ryan. Wait, what did you call the radio?

Speaker 14 (42:51):
Ryan?

Speaker 7 (42:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (42:52):
I knew.

Speaker 21 (42:52):
I knew something was know because you're just you've been
You've been so distant and like I could.

Speaker 16 (42:57):
Tell that something's off with.

Speaker 7 (42:59):
You, and I didn't know that was good.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
So I thought maybe there was another.

Speaker 7 (43:02):
Guy or no, no, you are a piece of crap. Seriously,
you called the radio. What what did you think?

Speaker 15 (43:09):
You thought I was cheating or something? That's really really
you know, rich coming from you.

Speaker 21 (43:14):
I definitely knew something was up.

Speaker 7 (43:17):
Well, Okay, I don't know what you told these people,
but did you tell them about what you did with Jinny?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
What did you do with Jenny?

Speaker 7 (43:26):
Oh, that's that's what I figured. That's what I thought.

Speaker 15 (43:28):
So Ryan had this great idea that we should have
a threesome, and I passed out before anything happened, and
then I heard, you know, I called Jenny, the girl
who was there. I called her the next day and she.

Speaker 7 (43:44):
Was like, yeah, also, I should probably tell you that
me and Ryan hooked up a little bit. You cheated, Ryan,
you were the one you cheat.

Speaker 16 (43:54):
Yeah, we were drinking and we didn't have sex nothing like, Yeah,
we messed.

Speaker 7 (43:59):
Around with it.

Speaker 15 (44:00):
Hey, I know exactly what you did, and me and
Jinny did the same stuff.

Speaker 19 (44:04):
So there you go.

Speaker 7 (44:06):
I guess we're ethan and I really liked it.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
So so did you do that to get back at
him or because you liked Jenny?

Speaker 15 (44:13):
I think at first it would seeing it back in him,
and also just like, okay, well, his whole thing was
like expand your horizons, like you should become more like
liberated or whatever, and.

Speaker 7 (44:22):
So you know, if he thinks it's okay for him
to do it, then I.

Speaker 14 (44:25):
Should be able to do it too.

Speaker 6 (44:27):
And really, well, see, technically both cheated on each other
with the same person.

Speaker 7 (44:33):
He's want who started it.

Speaker 15 (44:34):
So he was when he came up with the priest.
He's the one who stuck with her when I was.
So you know, who's the real one at fault here?

Speaker 7 (44:41):
I mean both of us obviously, but you started it.

Speaker 13 (44:44):
I know.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Speaker 16 (44:47):
I'm sorry, but I didn't tell you. I feel terrible,
but I just like, I don't want to. I don't
want to continue the way things are going with you,
you know, being distant with me and like disengaged, like
it's been all for me.

Speaker 7 (45:01):
Well, I think it's that you cheated, And yeah, I
don't like it. I don't like the way this is
going either. I'm visitable right now with you, and I
don't like to be there.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
The communication is starting to really open up. I just
have a question about that. Did you guys set rules
in place before you walked into this thresomething like, did
you discuss that if one of you passes out you
can continue without the other one or whatever it is?
Because because what what I do know, Victoria, who looks
at anything, you can't go into those types of Actually
Jubile knows too, you can't walk into those types of

(45:31):
situations without having rules.

Speaker 15 (45:33):
Yeah, Ryan thought there was no reason I have rule
of girl friends, It'll be fine whatever, And literally.

Speaker 16 (45:39):
That was not the case.

Speaker 7 (45:41):
It would be there and yeah, we can't go back
from them.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
No, all right, well it looks like you guys have
a lot to talk about. Ryan, you got your answer,
and sorry, there's no flowers, Vanessa.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Maybe they both got to stop talking to Jenny.

Speaker 16 (45:56):
I'm not so.

Speaker 21 (45:58):
I think I don't want to do wrong way years
of marriage.

Speaker 7 (46:01):
Yeah, okay, listen, we have two options here.

Speaker 15 (46:04):
We can call it quick because we cannot come back
from this thing even changed now. But your other option
is Jenny's coming over here in about half an hour over.

Speaker 7 (46:17):
Here and maybe a conversation, have a conversation that.

Speaker 2 (46:21):
Competition is not going to be allowed to talk and
let us know how that's though. Okay, obviously, Yeah, I'll
take to the jewel shows to catch a cheater. Time
for Nina's what's trending.

Speaker 5 (46:36):
If you're eating your celery and you're notice and it's
making you feel a little funny, it could be mess.

Speaker 2 (46:41):
What So last week.

Speaker 5 (46:43):
All right, well, I'm telling you so last week the
dea ended up seizing some celery in Georgia that was
filled with mes because that's how they're getting it into
the United States. And then they just stopped another big
crate full of celery that was stuffed with at the border.
So just a great filled the celery and meth like together. Yeah,

(47:04):
like they're hiding the meth in the celery. So I'm
just saying, like, if you eat your celery, because maybe
it rubbed off on it yoursell, just check your celery
before you eat it to make sure that you're not
ingesting the meths. People are really getting creative. Let's just
tell you that I just had tuna yesterday too, with
all kinds of celery.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
That's why I was outside aging a bunch. What's going on?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
I just had a bunch of celery. Steal something and
steal something. No, I just had a bunch of celery.
Now steal stuff car or something still hard. Yeah, I'm okay,
my celery was fine. To check yours.

Speaker 5 (47:47):
There's a man out of Kentucky that is going viral
right now for how he's tried to avoid paying child support.
So this isn't the first time we've heard of somebody
faking their own death, but this feels a little extreme.
To avoid paying child support, he somehow managed to hack
into the government website and change everything in many states
actually acknowledged him as gone, except for he was still

(48:08):
caught anyway and now has to is going to be
spending nine years in jail.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
Well, do you mean gone, like he went like manufactured
a death certificate or something.

Speaker 5 (48:16):
Yeah, he went in and he manufactured a well he
didn't have to manufacture it. He just created a case
for himself in the government whatever in Hawaii, is a
Hawaii death certificate that he did. So in the database
when you open it up in any of the other states,
it shows that he's wow.

Speaker 6 (48:32):
Wow, I mean honestly, if you can hack it, you
can't feel all that and then make that I got.

Speaker 5 (48:37):
To like put time and effort. I'm like, you know,
you know what, but they find you. My brother is
a very talented hacker. And back in the day when
I was in high school and he was younger than me,
we had the cops. Actually wasn't the cops. It was
like the FBI arrived at our house. Really was like,
who is in here? Like hacking into different like services,
so not only was he hacking, he also had like
this little laser pointer that he would use and like
point across our green belt. So the FBI shows up

(48:59):
at my house for me because I'm the.

Speaker 2 (49:01):
Angel, righty, my brother. Really it was Nina hacking the
whole time.

Speaker 5 (49:05):
Yeah, second middle school, freshman in like high school, hacking
into the government.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
It was pretty.

Speaker 1 (49:10):
Impressive've be trying to figure how to hire a hacker
for some things. I like, if you're listening and you're
a hacker, hit me.

Speaker 2 (49:15):
Up, let's go. She wants I'm not going to ask why.
I don't I know exactly why, and I'm all for it,
and I want to make this happen.

Speaker 5 (49:26):
I don't know anyway, don't do that, and you won't
have to pay one hundred and ninety five thousand dollars
worth of restitution or go to jail.

Speaker 4 (49:32):
And if you work as hard at hacking as you do,
or if you work as hard at being a father
as you do at hacking.

Speaker 2 (49:38):
You might not have all that child support. Good points, right,
Yeah cool. Also, if you're a good hacker, then you
have money to pay check. Yeah, none of that made sense.

Speaker 5 (49:48):
Speaking of not having money, the tooth Fairy must be
really hard out because for the first time in five years,
she's paying for.

Speaker 2 (49:56):
Teeth way less. What really yes for a single time tooth.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Now instead of getting seven to twenty nine, which was
the average, it's.

Speaker 2 (50:06):
Now just about seven oh nine seven seven nine.

Speaker 4 (50:11):
Hold on, I don't know why the tooth Fairy is
picking different families to do this. The tooth Fairy only
brings my daughter two dollars into edible glitter. Say wait,
what you really?

Speaker 2 (50:22):
Yeah? The two fair drops off edible glitter because she's
really awesome. That is pretty cool. Actually edible glitter. I
didn't know that le glitter is legit. She's got to
buy it in a weird asle from what I understand.

Speaker 5 (50:33):
Yeah, but if your daughter didn't have edible glitter, she'd
probably have ten dollars.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
That's like a stripper supply store. You know what, You're right?
I have a conversation bill is edible glitter.

Speaker 16 (50:50):
Jobs.

Speaker 1 (50:51):
Ladies and gentlemen come to this stage the tooth Fairy's.

Speaker 14 (50:59):
Jubles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Hello, Hi, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 7 (51:05):
I do?

Speaker 16 (51:07):
What is it?

Speaker 5 (51:08):
So?

Speaker 11 (51:09):
My ex really kissed me off?

Speaker 12 (51:12):
So I got really drunk one day and I signed
him up for Jehovah's Witness. He show up at his
house at only seven am on Saturday mornings, just because
I knew he'd be hungover. And then I did this
online thing where it sends him a random anonymous message
stating that he had chlamydia.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Funny after you broke up?

Speaker 7 (51:38):
Yes, okay, okay, and then we got back together so.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
We could laugh about it. Now does he know?

Speaker 13 (51:46):
No?

Speaker 7 (51:47):
Do you have no idea?

Speaker 2 (51:48):
Did he talk to you about his chlamydia?

Speaker 5 (51:50):
Right?

Speaker 2 (51:50):
Yeah, he was.

Speaker 7 (51:51):
Well, he asked me if I had it, and I
was like, oh my god, no, and I was like,
I went and got touted.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
No, he's probably when it.

Speaker 16 (52:00):
Yeah, he was urging.

Speaker 9 (52:01):
Karen got the shot.

Speaker 2 (52:05):
Here. Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 7 (52:08):
Hilarious, thank you?

Speaker 2 (52:10):
Hello, Hello, Hey, what's up? You have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 20 (52:14):
Hey?

Speaker 14 (52:14):
I do?

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Sweet? What is it?

Speaker 16 (52:17):
So?

Speaker 17 (52:18):
I not the best revenge would kind of being silent
revenge breaking up with my ex boyfriend. He wanted his
clothes back and things, so I thought the best revenge
would be to give his headie back and his clothes
back after.

Speaker 7 (52:34):
Revenue against my dog's rear end.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
He gets the back, and he's like, what's that mouth. Yeah,
a lot of people do that to get revenge the rub.

Speaker 7 (52:48):
I mean they didn't seem to mind, you know.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
So yeah, so Anthony, Yeah, was that awkward to do
that to your dog? Great question. Well, I mean I
get though, But in the end, you know, kettle time
and you know.

Speaker 17 (53:06):
A Disney movie afterward, it worked out, It worked out,
you rewarded for his service.

Speaker 2 (53:15):
Well, thank you for telling us your dirty little secret.

Speaker 16 (53:17):
Thank you.

Speaker 14 (53:18):
But what's your dirty little secret?

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