Condescending Phrases People Say At Work - Win a Trip to Jamaica - The Jubal Show ON DEMAND

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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Speaker 2 (00:06):
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Speaker 3 (00:09):
It's a double show and everybody can relate to this.
You go to work and you have to deal with
that one boss or employee that's always so condescending to you,
or maybe you're that person and you can't wait to
get into the office to let the others around you
know just how cute it is that they try so
hard at their job.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Me yourself.

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well, a psychologist just published a list of condescending phrases
that people use at work without realizing it and how
to deal with them.

Speaker 1 (00:40):
So we'll go over it next, so.

Speaker 3 (00:42):
You can either learn to defend yourself against it or
learn how to double down and be extra condescending at
work today.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
We'll go over right after this. It's a double show.

Speaker 4 (00:51):
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office Halloween party. The company wants us to know the following.
No dressing as a Karen, since we have people of
that name working for the company. No dressing is the
opposite sex as that would be mocking the company's trans policy.
No dressing is anything quote unquote sexy, nothing political, like

(01:11):
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Nothing COVID related, including bats, sayings, doctors, or nurses. Sugarless
candy will be provided. No nuts, plus soft drinks and water.
I'll be dressed as a giant candy corn again. See
you at the party. It's going to be a lot
of fun.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
Learn, isn't it fun? It's a doll show.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
You spend more time there that you do anything else,
and then make you feel like because they hired you
to do a job, you should owe your life to them.
And to top it off, everybody has that one coworker
or boss who's always condescending to you. Well, a psychologist
just published a list of condescending phrases that people use
at work without realizing it, and how to deal with them.
We'll go over right now, so you can either learn

(01:54):
how to be more condescending or how to deal with
it when it happens to you.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
What is to deal with it? It might be really useful.
I deal with it very well.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
What's the number one condescending phrase that people use? On
accident at work. We'll tell you in a second, But
one of the ones on the list is we've already
tried doing that and it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (02:14):
Is that a fact? Where I feel like that's a fact.
I think it's about how you say it.

Speaker 6 (02:19):
So if someone's like, what I want to what if
we try this and the person just goes, well, we've
already tried that and it didn't work.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
For its bread, very good with that, do a very.

Speaker 3 (02:31):
Good job it sounding condescending when saying that. I guess
it is about how it said. Yeah, okay, we've already
tried that, and no, I think you've said that exact.

Speaker 1 (02:40):
Line right my wheelhouse.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
Another condescending phrase that people use at work when they
may not be meaning to be condescending is you'll understand
when you've done this longer.

Speaker 5 (02:54):
I say that joking, like not really, but I feel
there's two ways this one you can go about it,
because I actually don't see it's condescending because there are
a lot of things that will happen in the studio
and either you, Nina will suggest a solution or Brad
will and you don't say that, But in my head,

(03:14):
I'm like, I wouldn't have known that.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
It's just experienced, like you know, the solution might get there.
It's all in the way that it's said too.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
And working in this industry, they use the phrase green
a lot for somebody who's new. And I used to
work with this dude and it would always make me
so angry. He would never say it to me because
I wasn't new, but I would hear him talk to
people that were like interns and stuff, and they would
ask a question and he would literally just look at
them go you're so green. Oh, And they go back
to work and I'm like, you didn't even help them out.
It's all right, you just told him you're so dumb

(03:46):
and new. What used to make me so mad when
I would see that?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
I would not handle that.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Well, I really have a problem with it, Like condescending
speak to me like really is a trigger?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
I go nuts, Really, yeah, it is frustrating. The number
one condescending phrase. A psychologists just released a list of
condescending phrases that people use at work without realizing it
and how to deal with them. The number one condescending
phrase they say is I'm sorry that you feel that way.
That one doesn't bug me is that much.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
She doesn't bug me that much.

Speaker 5 (04:19):
Either, because sometimes that's true. It's like, I am sorry
that you feel that way, but yeah, let's figure it out.
I feel like I've said it before, but I don't
mean in an way I was like, I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Usually I think this one is mega condescending when used
in a situation where the person who's saying it has
created an environment that sucks. So it's like, it's like
that person goes like, well, I don't want to work
seven days a week. Oh, I'm sorry you feel like that.
We feel that way, but we work seven days a
week here. So when you've been doing this a little longer,

(04:50):
you'll know not to open your mouth.

Speaker 5 (04:52):
So what alternative, though, Like, what are you supposed to
say in that moment other than I'm sorry you feel
that way?

Speaker 6 (04:57):
Yes, I'm sorry, I hear you, Get you your butt
and work on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
What?

Speaker 1 (05:02):
Yeah, that's not no. They say.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
To deal with it is to ask genuinely curious questions.
So I'm genuinely curious. Are you always this much of
a jerk? More offer solutions, and this one is one
of my favorite. Stop using buzzwords. They say, what would
be a buzzword. Yeah, like circle back. Yeah, that's a
big one right now. It's a huge one.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Really.

Speaker 7 (05:26):
I kind of like saying though it makes you feel
like I'm more of an office site.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Because you know, we kind of aren't, so like when
we get to do that. I love it that you
guys are cost playing finances. We want to be able
to keep up when they finally approach themselves. Energy between departments.
So I'm going to search it back on this energy
write that downtre Aaron, good morning.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Are you the condescending coworker or do you have a
coworker that's condescended to you.

Speaker 8 (06:00):
I had a boss that used the I'm sorry you
feel that way all the time, and like like you
guys were talking about, it's not necessarily how he said
it or what he was saying is how he said it.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
He'd you know, he'd blow up.

Speaker 8 (06:12):
And then if you were like, you know, I really
didn't appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (06:16):
Well, I'm sorry you feel that way.

Speaker 8 (06:19):
It just the way trying to gouge his eyes out,
you know, and you can't do that, Luckily, I don't
work for I don't work for that guy anymore so,
but that I agree that that one is the worst.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Well, it's like a replacement for an apology, right, Yeah,
it's an actual apology.

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Right.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Do you think it's it was everybody too?

Speaker 5 (06:40):
Do you think it's worse to have somebody like that
that's in charge, right, that's always just condescending and putting
you down, or the person that's like a drill sergeant
and like actually yelling at you.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
Do you have to pick between those two?

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (06:51):
Can't you just have a great boss who's kind of
middle aged but like and moderately attractive, who really wants
you to succeed and helps you out with things, but
sometimes is a jerk.

Speaker 1 (07:00):
Are you talking about artists? No, I was saying, you're
talking about myself.

Speaker 3 (07:04):
I had said, I'm sorry you feel that way a
lot about things, and was like that I would go
on my way to work and bring.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Them coffee, and then when they take a sip of.

Speaker 3 (07:12):
The coffee because I'm trying to kill them with kindness,
and they spit it out in the trash, and I'll
be like, I peed in it.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
I'm sorry it tastes that way. It's another Jebile phone
Frameday Mornings on the twenties.

Speaker 3 (07:32):
Hello, Hi, this is pe Deakins, the assistant to the
president of the homeowners Association.

Speaker 1 (07:37):
I was looking for Eliza.

Speaker 9 (07:41):
Sushi.

Speaker 3 (07:42):
Hi, Eliza, how are you? I'll identify myself one more time.
Pe Deakins, assistant to the president of the homeowners Association.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
Here, okay, and how are we about? And how are
we doing today?

Speaker 10 (07:57):
I'm doing okay?

Speaker 2 (07:58):
How about you?

Speaker 3 (08:00):
Not good? Thank you for asking. I think you know
what this is about, and they need to be taken
down a.

Speaker 1 (08:07):
Sap please what needs to be taken down?

Speaker 3 (08:11):
I'm talking about the unapproved garden decorations that you have
on your property.

Speaker 9 (08:16):
What they're not unapproved?

Speaker 3 (08:19):
And somebody started decorating for fall a little too early,
then that somebody would be You sure that.

Speaker 11 (08:25):
There is no such thing as too early?

Speaker 2 (08:27):
M h.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
I think there is such a thing as too early
if you haven't read your handbook from us.

Speaker 12 (08:34):
I've read the handbook and there's no time frame.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
M I think if you would have read it, you
would have known that now is way too early to
have fall decorations out. We didn't approve any decorations for
at least three weeks now, and also you didn't get
them approved through the office because I looked back at
the paperwork, and I didn't see anything.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
Did you submit.

Speaker 3 (08:53):
Official approval for your decorations to the homeowners Association's office?

Speaker 12 (08:59):
No approval for fall decorations?

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Okay, all right, well I'm just gonna go ahead and levey. Fine,
then you should be getting that in your mailbox here
in a couple of days.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
And also we need to for this.

Speaker 3 (09:10):
Well, yes you are, unfortunately, and we need to also
talk about the lack of noomes.

Speaker 1 (09:17):
The what the lack of gnomes?

Speaker 9 (09:20):
What are you talking about nomes?

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Well, if you were to prefer to your homeowners Association handbook,
you would see that each house, if it has a garden,
should have at least four garden nomes positioned two on
either side of the garden. And I was inspecting your
property front end, backyard, and I did not see a
single garden nome.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
Do you want to explain that.

Speaker 9 (09:40):
Noomes in the hands bloe?

Speaker 3 (09:41):
There is a strictnome rule here, and I didn't see
one garden thome.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
And also, let's talk about the fountain. Should we talk
about the fountain? Let's talk about the fountain. What about
the fountain?

Speaker 3 (09:52):
Do you think water just grows on trees? Because that
fountain is able, so I can do whatever I want.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
Hmmm.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
Unfortunately, you can't do whatever you want because you live
in a community with a homewann association for a reason, okay,
and that is to protect the community from people like
you who just want to do whatever they want with
their house.

Speaker 2 (10:12):
Willy nilly, What is your name and what is your position?

Speaker 3 (10:16):
My name is Pete Eakins. You want to write that
down Pete Hey k I n s Pete Eakins.

Speaker 10 (10:23):
Mm hmmmm hmmmm hm.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
And my position is a pretty big one here, assistant
to the president of the homeowners association.

Speaker 10 (10:31):
So what I say goes, I'm the president.

Speaker 12 (10:33):
You're an assistant and you're calling me to say this stuff,
and what a jerk that you bet and you're an assistant.

Speaker 5 (10:39):
And then you go on.

Speaker 11 (10:41):
Saying and you say I'm having one more time.

Speaker 12 (10:44):
I'm going to go off. So I'm saying, you can't
see a second.

Speaker 11 (10:48):
You are nobody.

Speaker 9 (10:49):
This is ridiculous. This phone call is just stupid. I'm
going to call the president.

Speaker 2 (10:56):
I'm going to get your fired because this call is
an absolutely certain ridiculous and.

Speaker 13 (11:01):
You can shove it up.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I will have you know that I talked to your
husband Jim this morning, and he told me to call
you because he said that he was trying to tell
you about our rules and regulations and you said, screw
the homeowners association. I'm gonna do what I want. And
he said he was not happy about that. My husband,
mm hmmm.

Speaker 1 (11:20):
He said he was trying to tell you about the
garden homes, which you would not listen.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
No, that is not even true, and I are lying,
Yes i am.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Because this is actually Jubil from the Jubil Show doing
a phone prank on you and your husband Jim sets
you up.

Speaker 1 (11:33):
What it's a joke.

Speaker 12 (11:35):
My husband set me up.

Speaker 3 (11:37):
Yes, he said that you guys can't stand the homeowners
association where you live anyone to mess with you.

Speaker 12 (11:43):
He wouldn't surprise me if they actually had no policy
in the contract.

Speaker 11 (11:48):
You're so ridiculous, wake up every morning with Jubile phone
pranks sixty seconds away from your shot at a free
trip to Jamaica.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
But first, it's Nina's what's trending? Something else that might
be interested in? Actually, though, Jubil, because you are a
bit of a meathead. Hershey's is now making protein powders.
What they've expanded, and they've partnered with a supplement brand
called C four. They're supposed to have Reese's peanut butter
cup flavored and Hershey's chocolate flavored protein powders.

Speaker 1 (12:15):
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Speaker 5 (12:16):
They're also going to have a pre workout powder that
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to have Sea four energy drinks that taste just like
Jolly Ranchers. Okay, yuh so, candy sales are down seventeen percent,
and they're trying to diversify and capitalize on people that
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Speaker 10 (12:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Like, well, if it has Hershey's on it, then I'm
not like that. I'm good with it.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Four is a good pre workout. I don't know what
they put in it, though. Man, that stuff gets you
a hype. I don't know if it's good for you
or not.

Speaker 5 (12:44):
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see what happens mead, do you unite? Actually I'm kind
of into that idea.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
I mean I would become a meat head for Jolly Ranchers. Okay, see,
then their plan is working.

Speaker 5 (13:00):
I don't know if you guys have heard about JT
pleading guilty for his DUI justin Timberlay.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Oh did you hear about this?

Speaker 5 (13:06):
So he pleaded guilty last week in sag Harbor at
a courthouse for driving impaired. It's a minor traffic offense.
But what's going to happen now is he's got twenty
four hours of community service and he has to make
a PSA warning people against drinking and driving. But the
whole reason why this is starting to come up again
after he pleaded guilty a whole week later is because

(13:26):
the everybody's tried to find the video footage of it. Yeah,
so people have been googling, like the cops whatever looks
little camp body cam?

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah, the body camp. But it has been sealed. It's
been sealed.

Speaker 6 (13:37):
It's been sealed part of the agreement because remember he
was originally arrested for DUI and then they drop it
down to impaired driving.

Speaker 1 (13:44):
Whatever that means. Wait, what's the difference? I feel like
it's the same.

Speaker 6 (13:46):
But one is like a full blown DUI, like you're
now got a big thing, and then the other one
is community service.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
A difference is a good lawyer.

Speaker 5 (13:54):
Ohne or traffic offense is what they're calling it, right,
but yeah, so it's sealed, so if you've tried to
Google a video, so you can't. And lastly, Uber is
launching two new safety features. Because safety is sexy, they
have released one that is called rider verification.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
It's so funny.

Speaker 1 (14:18):
That wasn't supposed to be that way. But what rider
ver vacation is.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
It's when the user gets to upload a photo of
their ID and take a selfie, which provides a verified
badge that can lead to a quicker ride acceptance. This
is all coming off of the wake of incidents of
violence against drivers. The other one is is record my ride.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
Really guys.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
This week.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
That's cool though that I am too.

Speaker 7 (14:49):
That actually is really cool because it's scary getting into
ubers and like you walk over there and you immediately
will open the door and be like hey for Victoria,
and the guy hasn't even said anything yet.

Speaker 1 (14:58):
My friends will be like Victoria, let them say, why
do you say?

Speaker 6 (15:01):
Well, I'm thinking totally yes, sir, sorry for sure because
you got to put the seats in my van.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
But go ahead and have well and my apologies and
like Oh, okay, it's fine. I can sit on the ground.
What's your name? Where we go?

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Now?

Speaker 1 (15:18):
You can record your ride? Yeah, that is good.

Speaker 3 (15:21):
Though, I think they do need safety measures, you know,
because you don't know who's picking you up.

Speaker 1 (15:24):
And also I feel bad for the drivers that are
getting assaulted. You don't know who's getting in your car.

Speaker 5 (15:28):
I mean, there was a serial killer that was out
there killing a bunch of Uber drivers Chicago years ago.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
That yeah, when I was living in Chicago. It was
a big warning.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
So for the Uber drivers though it was somebody that
would get in with a mask, which also should have
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Speaker 14 (16:08):
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Speaker 3 (16:15):
Craig is on the phone today for a first date
follow up and he's getting ghosted by Bailey. So in
a few minutes, we're gonna call her and see if
she'll tell us why she's ghosting him and maybe get
him another date.

Speaker 1 (16:24):
But first, Craig, what's up. How long has it been
since you heard from Bailey? It's been about a week, Okay,
seems like the sweet spot, you know, in that week.
Did you try to reach out to her at all?

Speaker 11 (16:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (16:35):
I have.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
I don't know. I don't know what's going on. What
was happening. I thought it went really well, so I'm
not sure why she's not getting back to me.

Speaker 1 (16:43):
Okay, what'd y'all do?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
We went to We went to this restaurant and waterpo
placed nice. Yeah, they have like great appetizers and stuff.
And then we talked a lot. And I mean she
did bring care cards date like to do a reading. Yeah,
but she really didn't know how to how to use them,
so it was. It was kind of like fun and shoot,

(17:08):
it was kind of like a like an ice packer
type deal, okay, and yeah, we were both like making
up stories about what our future would be like and.

Speaker 10 (17:17):
It was cool.

Speaker 2 (17:17):
We kind of we kind of just like you know,
talked about how much kids we wanted and grew up
with a farm and it was fun. It was like
we will she was saying, was saying something similar as well,
and yeah, then it was going everything was going great.
And we walked, I walked for a car and we
kind of you know, made out of the parking lot
and we did for a while and it was great.

(17:40):
And then I don't know, and I want to get
to you know, to hold work. She's like really really fun.
She's like really fun, spontanous type person, which I'm really
like looking for right now. And I really liked the
excitement she brings.

Speaker 3 (17:54):
Did anything happen on the date that was awkward at all? Yeah,
a little bit because okay, huge thing.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Afterwards I realized, I actually I'm kind of embarrassed by
it actually because when I got home, I realized, like
I spilled olive oil on my my my pants, like
my my from the bread from like my my crotch area, okay,
And I didn't notice at all until I until I
got home. So the only thing I'm thinking of, I'm

(18:25):
afraid that she thought, like, you know, I feed myself
or like something worse from the makeout. I got excited.

Speaker 1 (18:34):
Was this a book? So it's a big oil scene
that was on your pants?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, it's because I dropped bread on me and the
bread has had a lot of oil on it. Yeah,
and I didn't I didn't even know. I would have talked,
I would have mentioned. I didn't even know. So that's
the only thing I think. Why should not be might
be not be calling.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
It back, especially if it's in a certain area.

Speaker 2 (18:54):
I mean, yeah, and I tried, like on the next day.
She didn't answer. Yeah. I don't know. If it's a
pant or for something out, I don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (19:04):
And you said you've texted her. What did you say?

Speaker 2 (19:07):
I was just like, hey, how's it going? I had fun?
But like you looked at it again, like you a lot.

Speaker 7 (19:13):
Yeah, you can't really explain over text. I feel like
if I got a message like a guy trying to
explain what that was, I don't know how i'd react, well,
especially if she didn't see it.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
Maybe she did. I didn't want to like take a
picture of my pants, like, hey about this weird?

Speaker 1 (19:29):
All right? Well, yeah, that would be worse. You want
to talk to you about this?

Speaker 5 (19:34):
What is this?

Speaker 1 (19:36):
All right?

Speaker 3 (19:37):
We'll play a song come back, and then call her
see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting you, and
maybe get to another date. Okay, okay, great, all right,
we'll play a song come back, get your first date,
follow up next. Right in the middle of your first
date follow up, and if you're just joining us, Craig
is on the phone, and we're about to call Bailey,
a girl that he went out with who's now ghosting him,

(19:57):
and see if she'll tell us why she's ghosting him,
maybe get him another the date. But before we do that, Craig,
why don't you catch everybody up on your situation.

Speaker 2 (20:04):
Yeah, I went up this girl, Bailey. We had a
lot of fun with a seafood place. We uh, you know,
played tear cards, messed around, joked around me a little bit.
I think it went well. I think everything went well
until I got home and I realized I had some
oil from the bread and I spilled on my pants
and staying in my crotch area and didn't look uh,

(20:27):
doesn't look great. So and I a call, texted, I
haven't heard back, so I don't know. She's kind of what,
she's ghosting you.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
I'm so sorry.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
I'm laughing, but I mean, come on, yeah, I mean
it is even if she is ghosting you because of that,
it's still pretty funny.

Speaker 3 (20:42):
I know it is.

Speaker 1 (20:44):
All right, you're ready for us to call her?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
Sure, yeah, Okay, here we go.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Hi, I'm as speak to Bailey please.

Speaker 15 (21:02):
Yeah, this is she.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
Hi, Bailey, how are you? My name is Jewbel and
this is a radio show. It's called The Jewbel Show. Hi,
the whole show's here. I'm Nina, Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 15 (21:10):
Oh Hi, I'm good. Hi guys, thanks for calling. I
guess yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
Have you listened to the show before?

Speaker 4 (21:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (21:18):
Cool.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
So we're calling because this is a first ad follow
up where if you go on a date with somebody
and you end up ghosting them, they can get they
can have us get you on the phone and ask
why you're ghosting them?

Speaker 1 (21:29):
And you're currently ghosting somebody?

Speaker 15 (21:31):
Oh kay?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Maybe do you have any idea who would email us,
Oh you casually.

Speaker 15 (21:38):
You know, I have met some people, so I'm not
exactly sure.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
Okay, Bailey's busy, so it could be a number of people.
You want to throw out a name?

Speaker 15 (21:48):
Okay, excuse me? Is it Craig?

Speaker 3 (21:51):
Yes, congratulations, you did wearing something? You got that right,
it's Craig. He emailed us and told us about your date.
And he says that you haven't talked to him for
a week, and he's wondering if you'll tell us why.

Speaker 14 (22:05):
I mean, it actually might kind of sounds super stupid,
but yeah, I guess I have been avoiding him.

Speaker 15 (22:12):
So I didn't like his shoes.

Speaker 1 (22:14):
Well, it's wrong with his shoes.

Speaker 14 (22:16):
She was wearing these like these like half sneaker kind
of like half hiking boot kind of shoe. You know,
are dates and and he just felt a little too
like you know, crunchy granola for me.

Speaker 15 (22:32):
Okay, you know there's like that type of granola. Guys,
I don't know that shouldn't be a big deal.

Speaker 14 (22:37):
I know that sounds probably a lot of people think
that sounds super stupid, but for me, at this point
in my life, like it just seems like that's his
vibe and I'm like way too tired and like getting older,
like to try to change a man and like make
a man fit into like the kind of style of
life that I would live, and to change how he
acts or how he dresses. So yeah, I just feel

(22:59):
like I'm packed, like teaching stage of my life, and
I just want to find a man who is like
an already trained ready to be like the.

Speaker 9 (23:06):
Way that I like him.

Speaker 1 (23:08):
So you don't want to have to train a dude
again to get into it?

Speaker 14 (23:13):
Yeah, Like, let's be real, we all know we train
our men. I mean, come on, like you know, the
dress like women kind of you know, we train our
dudes to be in the way that we like our dudes.
And it just seemed like I'd have to work too
hard to try to change him. And I shouldn't want
to have to change somebody from who they are.

Speaker 5 (23:28):
You shouldn't. Yeah, you're right there, you shouldn't want to
do that. I mean, I get wanting to influence somebody,
Like if you really like somebody and you really hate
their shoes, I mean, there's definitely a way to be
like babe.

Speaker 1 (23:37):
You know, you look really cute and.

Speaker 15 (23:41):
I know, and that seems simple, but it just seems
like the way life I know.

Speaker 14 (23:44):
I guess I just felt like I was like, oh,
this is going to take like months years of like
trying to like maybe make you be the dude that
I'm usually into, but this is not your style. So
at this point I was just like, eh, you know what,
forget it, Like he is actually super hot. I had
a great time with them. I just yeah, after that,
I was just like, this isn't going to go past
the first date.

Speaker 1 (24:05):
Did you know that Craig is on the phone listening
and wants to talk to you?

Speaker 15 (24:08):
Uh?

Speaker 14 (24:09):
No a lot?

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Hi, Hello, you're doing I'm good.

Speaker 15 (24:17):
I'm sorry that you had to hear all that. It's
nothing personal.

Speaker 2 (24:22):
I think it's kind of shallow to be honest, especially
like over shoes, Like I have other pairs of shoes.
I mean, yeah, I mean I think it's I don't
know how you judge someone based off one appearance one day,
but I guess that's your thing. It's kind of what
you do so well.

Speaker 14 (24:40):
I mean, and I'm pologize if you were like confused.
I mean, I know we had like an awesome kiss
at the end of the night, and that was great.
It's just like to me, of course we made out,
you know, like I had to laugh for a start
and a and you were there, you know, like make
ups are just like innocent and fun. Like I think
maybe by us kissing, you probably thought it would be
more various affter that, Like, I don't know, it didn't

(25:02):
have to mean anything, like I just thought.

Speaker 15 (25:04):
It was a one great date and that was a
great time.

Speaker 2 (25:07):
But that we just like believe it is that Okay,
I mean that's that's fine. I mean I guess you
had a lot of past trauma about training guys or
whatever that what that means. But there was just a
pair of shoes, So I mean it's fine, it's cool,
no worries. I hope you uh, you know, bring bring
a pair of shoes to your next date. Do you

(25:27):
want the guy to wear so so you'll feel more comfortable.

Speaker 14 (25:32):
Yeah, I mean I wouldn't really need to bring the shoes.
I was obviously looking for a man who just like
knows how to dress on a date, is what I
kind of mean.

Speaker 15 (25:39):
Like, I mean you do you.

Speaker 14 (25:42):
I'm sure you have plenty of other great shoes. Then, like,
why was that like this choice to represent who you
are on date? One, so I wouldn't say this is
all on me, just like I don't think it has
anything to do with trauma.

Speaker 15 (25:53):
It's just call I don't want to waste my time
on someone you like. He isn't really putting the thought
in on a date.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
I mean, I think I'll lot of girls like what
I wear. I mean I didn't like your I don't
like your makeup. It was a little shoppy, But I
wasn't trying to end the entire relationship because you couldn't.
You don't know how to put on makeup. I guess
that's your thing, So you know, I just thought you
had a bad makeup day. I won't see how well
you didn't the next time. But I guess we're not
doing mass themselves.

Speaker 14 (26:19):
No, like you said, you'll find you said there's plenty
of girls who like your shoes, so definitely go find
one of them and you'll have a second date.

Speaker 15 (26:26):
I'm sure.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Are we sure about that? Bailey? Would you like another
day with Craig? Will pay for it?

Speaker 9 (26:31):
No, I'm good.

Speaker 15 (26:32):
I you know, I like somebody who really wants to
bring in and wants to respect.

Speaker 2 (26:35):
Me on the date.

Speaker 15 (26:36):
I'll pass. Uh.

Speaker 2 (26:38):
No, I'm good. As well. I'd rather not go on
a second date someone who's empty and Shallo has trauma
over shoes and shirts and the very questionable makeup choices.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
Jubile's first date follow up.

Speaker 16 (26:51):
What you just said is one of the most insanely
idiotic things I've ever heard. At no point in your
rambling inco here response were you even close to anything
that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this
room is now dumber for having listened to it. I
award you no points, and may God have mercy on yourself.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
That's almost time for America's favorite trivia game, You Versus Victoria,
your chance to take on our own Victoria amir is
in a fall tacular game.

Speaker 1 (27:21):
Of trivia for all the trivia glory.

Speaker 3 (27:23):
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up in all those pumpkin spicy colors, and Macy's has
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Speaker 1 (27:38):
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Speaker 3 (27:40):
And if you want to play Victoria call us right
now eight eight eight three four three one oh six
one eight eight eight three four three one oh six one.
You can also dm us at the Jubil Show or
go to the jebilshow dot com. Now, let's get Victoria's
brain all warmed up and ready to go. Here we go, Victoria,
some hard questions. Okay, what is the big prize that
the Jubil Show is giving away?

Speaker 1 (27:58):
A trip to Jamaica.

Speaker 12 (28:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:01):
When we were in Jamaica, we learned about how they
make official jerk food, like jerk chicken and things like that. So, Victoria,
how do you jerk a chicken?

Speaker 7 (28:09):
No?

Speaker 1 (28:11):
You can't. Oh no, the jerk chicken is delicious. You
put this easoning on it and you just cook it.
Then you just let it in a special kind of wood.

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:24):
Yeah, you need a certain kind of wood to jerk
a chicken. Do you remember what it is?

Speaker 15 (28:29):
Firewood?

Speaker 4 (28:32):
What is it?

Speaker 1 (28:33):
Memento?

Speaker 7 (28:34):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (28:34):
You actually do turn my own chicken over here? Okay,
move on. When can people listening to this when that
trip to Paradise MEAs what's trending after the phone break?

Speaker 3 (28:46):
Yes, Yeahtorious coming up right after this.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
It's a Jewil Show.

Speaker 2 (28:52):
I'm getting fired.

Speaker 17 (28:57):
We've got room for one more if you still want
to go to where did you find that some kid
back in town traded the.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Van for it?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Straight up? I can get seventy miles to the gallon
on this hog, you know, Lloyd.

Speaker 6 (29:11):
Just when I think you couldn't possibly be any dumer,
you go and do something like this.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
Am totally redeem yourself.

Speaker 3 (29:22):
Time for America's favorite trivia game, You versus Victoria. You
your chance to take on Victoria Ramire is in a
game of trivia for one hundred dollars Macy's gift card.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
And let's meet today's contestant for you versus Victoria. Memory.
What's that Memory?

Speaker 5 (29:36):
Hey?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
How's it going great? Your name is Dope. I like
your name a lot. I've never heard that before. I
love it. Thanks. Are you ready to take me? Victoria?

Speaker 12 (29:47):
I am?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
Why the creepy laugh, Victoria, I'll be scared if I
was you, Memory?

Speaker 4 (29:55):
I love you, yay.

Speaker 1 (29:57):
I brought my trust issues before me came on. Are
you ready to take on Memory? Victoria?

Speaker 18 (30:05):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:05):
All right, Victoria's gonna leave the studio. Oh and while
she's leaving, you have thirty seconds Memory to answer as
many questions as possible. If you don't know one, just
say pass and Victoria has to be you outright to win? Okay, okay,
all right, Memory, here we go. Your time starts.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Now.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
What branch of mathematics deals with shapes.

Speaker 9 (30:27):
Geometry?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
What is it called when the moon passes between the
Earth and the sun?

Speaker 12 (30:32):
You clicked?

Speaker 5 (30:33):
What temperature does water freeze at in celsius? What is
the theory explaining a massive explosion as the origin of
the universe? What is the online encyclopedia anyone can edit
who wrote the book that HBO's Big Little Lies is
based on.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
All right, time is up.

Speaker 3 (30:57):
We'll bring Victoria back in the studio, and while she's
getting settled and put on our headphones and stuff. What
is something that you would like the world to know today?

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Memory?

Speaker 11 (31:06):
Huh, everybody just be a decent human being.

Speaker 2 (31:12):
That's the very least. How about that.

Speaker 14 (31:14):
I like that?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Yeah, very like that. Yes, at the very least. It
is hard for some people.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
So hopefully somebody hears that today they're like, oh, thank you, Memory,
I'll try to do that today. People don't tell me
what to do exactly, I swear one. Victoria is back
in studio, with their headphones on. Here we go, Victoria, yep,
thirty seconds to answer as many questions as possible. If
you don't know one, just say pass and you have
to beat memory outright to win.

Speaker 1 (31:39):
Yep. Are you ready?

Speaker 2 (31:40):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (31:42):
I had a lot of coffee. I'm ready. Memory, you
can tell Victoria when to go.

Speaker 18 (31:46):
How about?

Speaker 7 (31:47):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:48):
What branch of mathematics deals with shapes?

Speaker 14 (31:50):
Bro u.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
Joji?

Speaker 5 (31:54):
What is it called when the moon passes between the
Earth and the sun. What temperature does water freeze? And celsius?

Speaker 18 (32:00):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:02):
I don't know what?

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Dary?

Speaker 1 (32:03):
What is the theory explaining a massive explosion is the
origin of the universe?

Speaker 5 (32:07):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Big bang?

Speaker 5 (32:08):
What is the online encyclopedia? Anyone can edit Wikipedia? Who
wrote the book that HBO's Big Little Lies is based on?

Speaker 12 (32:16):
Wait?

Speaker 1 (32:16):
Who wrote the book?

Speaker 4 (32:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I didn't even read the book, so low you are
out of time. I'm just glad that you were able
to compose yourself after that big bang answer. I know
that I have the mind of a child.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yes, let's find out how you guys did with our
scoreboard producer bread.

Speaker 6 (32:41):
Memory got three correct in. Victoria got five correct whoa,
Oh my goodness. The memory I'm sorry, did not be Victoria.
An amazing performance from Victoria today very much. It really
makes the difference, it really does. You do get a
hundred dollars gift card just for playing Memory.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
Yeah, let's get the answers.

Speaker 2 (33:03):
Now with NA.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Geometry is the branch of mathematics that deals with shape. Yeah,
a solar eclipse is what it's called.

Speaker 5 (33:09):
When the Moon passes between the Earth and the Sun,
water freezes at zero degrees celsius. Explaining a massive explosion
as the origin of the universe is the Big Bang theory.
The online encyclopedia anybody can edit is Wikipedia. And then
the author that wrote the book that HBO's Big Little
Lis is based on is Leanne Moriarty.

Speaker 1 (33:30):
Ah, I would have got Yeah, great, good job, Leanne.
Thanks for playing Memory.

Speaker 15 (33:40):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (33:41):
We play you versus Victoria this same time every single
weekday morning. Remember, if you want to play Victoria, all
you have to do is d m us at the
Jubil Show or just go to the jubilshow dot com
and your phone break happens every single hour on the twenties.
Your next one is coming up right after this, and
then right after that Nina's What's trending and your shot
at a trip to Jamaica.

Speaker 1 (33:57):
That's next. It's the Jewble Show. It's time to Catch
a Cheater. Only on the Jubile Show.

Speaker 3 (34:04):
Macy is on the phone today for to Catch a
Cheater and she thinks that her boyfriend of three years
named Zach might be messing around. So we'll see if
we can help her out. Sorry that you're going through it, Macy,
But what's going on? Why do you think Zach cheating?

Speaker 2 (34:16):
I'm so embarrassed about this. I don't.

Speaker 11 (34:19):
I just need a little bit of help because I'm
just I keep on running over stuff in my head and.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I mean I'm going insane.

Speaker 10 (34:27):
Okay, So me and my boyfriend, Zach, we've been together.

Speaker 11 (34:30):
For three years and it's been I mean it's been great.
We haven't had problems. You know how sometimes people date
someone and it gets really dramatic and toxic.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
Yeah, yeah, that's good, that's great.

Speaker 11 (34:45):
Yeah, it's brand new to me because, like you know,
this is our first, this is my first real serious
relationship in him too.

Speaker 9 (34:54):
It's really we're having an adult relationship and.

Speaker 2 (34:56):
When something's wrong, we talk about.

Speaker 15 (34:58):
It and like it's it's so good.

Speaker 10 (35:01):
And he's told.

Speaker 2 (35:02):
Me about his task and he's like, oh, these are.

Speaker 10 (35:04):
The girls that I've dated, and like it was a
lot of he has a big task, but like.

Speaker 9 (35:10):
You has no judgment. It's the first relationship we've had
that spin over a year.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
So like this is very good.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
And now we're talking about moving in with each other
because like we spend most nights at my house and
it's kind of amazing.

Speaker 9 (35:24):
I never thought that I would be happy going to bed.

Speaker 15 (35:28):
With someone like every single night.

Speaker 11 (35:30):
But it's really nice, like we cuddle up and we
have a whole bedtime or to anyway, everything is really
really good. He's just been doing some stuff lately.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
That's really weird.

Speaker 11 (35:39):
Okay, like what even saying it is so embarrassing and
it's probably nothing, but like, so lately he's been a
little distant and like just more than normal and he'll
disappear for like hours.

Speaker 9 (35:54):
And normally when we see each other, you know, he'll tell.

Speaker 10 (35:58):
Me what he does, but lately it hasn't been. I've
just been like, oh, how is your day.

Speaker 9 (36:03):
And he's like really good and doesn't say anything else.

Speaker 15 (36:06):
I'm like, that's weird.

Speaker 11 (36:07):
And then the other day, I went over to his
house and as I was walking in the door, because
we have each other's keys, as I was walking.

Speaker 15 (36:16):
In the door, I heard a woman.

Speaker 1 (36:18):
Oh, like in the house, That's what I thought.

Speaker 10 (36:22):
But then I came into the kitchen and it.

Speaker 15 (36:25):
Was on his phone.

Speaker 11 (36:25):
And as soon as he saw me, like come around
the corner, he turned off his phone really fast.

Speaker 1 (36:30):
Oh so he was talking to Was it a video
or was it a conversation?

Speaker 11 (36:36):
I don't know, Okay, And it keeps on happening, like
when he's in the bathroom, I think I hear him talking,
Like I again, I hear a woman's voice, but it
can't do like it's really low, like he's trying to
make sure that I can't hear him.

Speaker 1 (36:51):
And is it the same voice? I can you tell?
Is he just on speakerphone every time?

Speaker 9 (36:56):
Why if he's talking to a woman, why would it
be on speakerphone?

Speaker 15 (37:00):
Does he want to get caught?

Speaker 10 (37:01):
That's why I'm like, no, he's he's not that stupid.

Speaker 15 (37:05):
But also he is a man.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Did you ask him like once you saw him the
first time, they put his phone away really quickly. You're like, oh,
what was that?

Speaker 11 (37:13):
Yeah, the first time I was like, oh, hey, what
was that and he's like, oh nothing, I'm just like
watching a video.

Speaker 3 (37:21):
Was his body language and everything all awkward, like you've
been caught doing something.

Speaker 9 (37:25):
Yes, and then I don't.

Speaker 11 (37:30):
So our intimacy has always, you know, we've always been
really good at it. We we've we've you know, definitely
had a healthy life with in between.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
The sheets, as they say.

Speaker 10 (37:45):
Lately, he's not into it, and I'll be like, hey,
you know, like I'll try to initiate it, and he's.

Speaker 11 (37:51):
Like, not tonight, I've just got like a lot of
stuff on my mind, okay, and like, yeah.

Speaker 15 (37:57):
That that's not good.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
All three of those. Thanks, Definitely uncomfortable, definitely all right.

Speaker 3 (38:02):
We'll see if we can figure it out for you
A play a song comeback, and you already told us
one grocery store he's a rewards member at, so we'll
pretend to be from the grocery store and say that
he's this month's lucky winner of free flowers delivered from
our floral apartment, and we'll see if he sends those
to you or somebody else. Okay, thank you, Okay, Well,
plays song come back? Get your first day follow up
next Macy is on the phone today for to catch

(38:26):
a cheater, and she thinks that her boyfriend, Zach of
three years, might be messing around. So we're about to
call him and pretend to be from the grocery store
that he's a rewards card member at and say that
every single month, we choose one rewards card member who
gets free flowers delivered from our floral department, and we'll
see if he sends those to Macy, his girlfriend, or
to somebody else. But before we do that, Macy, you
want to catch us up on your situation.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (38:46):
So I've been with Zach for three years and everything's
going really well, and then lately.

Speaker 10 (38:52):
He's been disappearing for hours and like he doesn't want
to be intimate with me, and I keep on sharing
him like talk.

Speaker 1 (39:00):
To some girl.

Speaker 2 (39:01):
I think it's a girl.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
Okay, are you ready for us to call him?

Speaker 12 (39:06):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (39:07):
Okay, yeah, here we go.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Hello, Hi, this is horrible calling from I was looking
for a rewards card member named Zach.

Speaker 1 (39:26):
This is Zach, Zach, how are you please? Don't hang up.
This is not a marketing phone call.

Speaker 3 (39:30):
I'm actually calling to say congratulations, you're this month's big winner.

Speaker 9 (39:36):
Okay, you guys are great.

Speaker 13 (39:38):
I'm in there all the time. Yeah, but I never
really like planning on winning anything or anything like that.

Speaker 2 (39:43):
So yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 3 (39:44):
Maybe you don't know, but every single month, we choose
one Rewards Card member at random who gets free flowers
delivered from our florial department to anybody that they want
within the fifty the United States. You've actually won thirty
six long stem Red Rose is a box of candy
or chocolates and a card to be delivered to anybody
that you want, absolutely free.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
It's a three hundred and sixteen all our value.

Speaker 13 (40:01):
Oh wow, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Congratulations.

Speaker 13 (40:05):
Thanks.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
The first thing I would need would be the name
of the person that you'd like to send them to.

Speaker 9 (40:12):
Sure it's Lilian, okay, And how.

Speaker 3 (40:16):
About a card. I'll get the address for me in
a second. How about a card? Would you like to
put anything on the card?

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Just something? How about?

Speaker 5 (40:23):
Uh?

Speaker 13 (40:23):
Thanks so much?

Speaker 2 (40:25):
Uh? Two more months, I'm excited.

Speaker 13 (40:27):
Only two more months and.

Speaker 9 (40:29):
I won't have to keep this a secret anymore.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Only two more months and I won't have to keep
this a secret anymore. Yeah, got it?

Speaker 19 (40:36):
Something like that?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Okay? Uh?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
And yeah, just but like you're the best from Zack
got it.

Speaker 3 (40:42):
I can definitely not do that for you because this
is not the grocery store at all. My name is
actually a Jewbel, and I'm come from radio show called
The Jebel Show.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Yeah, whole show's here. I'm Nina Hi, and I'm Victoria.

Speaker 3 (40:52):
And this is a segment we do call to Catch
a Cheater, where we if you're somebody suspects their significant
other of cheating, they see who they send flowers to.

Speaker 1 (40:59):
And your girl from Macy's actually on the phone.

Speaker 13 (41:03):
Okay, yeah, why would you do this?

Speaker 9 (41:13):
Suck heck?

Speaker 2 (41:13):
Like, I'm so confused, Like why are.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
You thinking right now?

Speaker 9 (41:17):
Like you're confused? You're seeing on me with someone named
Lilian you.

Speaker 11 (41:24):
Why are you seeing horse flowers?

Speaker 9 (41:28):
Let me explain, like I'm gaining three years of my life.
You're the most series I never met with anyone.

Speaker 11 (41:37):
I'm gaining.

Speaker 15 (41:39):
I can explain.

Speaker 9 (41:40):
Please please do just more lunch, just too more lunch?

Speaker 14 (41:49):
What you know?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
What?

Speaker 15 (41:51):
You know?

Speaker 4 (41:51):
What I mean?

Speaker 15 (41:51):
You know it's in two months?

Speaker 9 (41:53):
You know what's in two months?

Speaker 7 (41:54):
You know?

Speaker 19 (41:55):
Hold on, Macy, do you know what's in two months?

Speaker 9 (41:58):
Very anniversary in two my right?

Speaker 18 (42:06):
No, So listen here, I'm sending the flowers to a
virtual chef that I've been buying classes for to learn
how to make your favorite dish, Rika Tony for our anniversary.

Speaker 2 (42:19):
Oh why do I love you?

Speaker 9 (42:24):
Like I'm it's just crazy, right kind of get I
kind of get where.

Speaker 19 (42:31):
You're this is coming from. So, like I remember the
other day, I was on my phone and you walked
in and I kind of like quickly turned it off
and seemed super guilty. So I can only okay, so yeah,
I was actually talking to my teacher and you know,
and then it was awkward because I was you know,

(42:51):
you came in, and you know, I didn't want you
to find out that you know, you know, I don't
want to blow the surprise.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
I haven't told her like if you ever come in, like,
don't be surprised.

Speaker 13 (42:59):
I just you know, hurry up and hang up the phone.
So like, I don't know, I'm sorry, Like my mind
has kind of been crazy, you know, I just been
wanting this to be perfect for you.

Speaker 2 (43:08):
So like I apologize, I guess.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
I guess. So yeah, so like you do apologize.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Well, I didn't do anything wrong, Okay, I'm.

Speaker 1 (43:17):
Just trying to help you to make sure they let
you do that part, you know, for real.

Speaker 18 (43:20):
No, I'm being I'm the one, you know, being accused
of chieaving here, you know, by you guys, and you know,
suspected is exactly what.

Speaker 13 (43:27):
I was going wrong instead of like, you know, trying
to frame me or something like that.

Speaker 2 (43:31):
So whatever you got. I'm trying to talk to my girlfriend.
But whatever, that's cool.

Speaker 1 (43:34):
Well you weren't framed.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
And also she asked you what was going on and
you just kind of blew off, So I mean, you
got to just understand why somebody would jump to conclusions.
That's where the apology comes in, you know, shifty.

Speaker 9 (43:44):
So so you've been on the phone with this woman
and you've been gone like cooking with her, and you
haven't been sleeping with me.

Speaker 13 (43:54):
Okay, Okay, I'm sorry that you're feeling this way, but
I'm not cooking with her. I'm cooking in at home,
trying to learn, Like I'm sorry, and like, yeah, I
just kind of been stressed, and yeah, you know, you're right,
like we haven't been intimate lately, I guess, but you

(44:15):
know I've had nothing, but I guess put RIGATONI on
the brain or something like that.

Speaker 2 (44:17):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
I guess you will too, saving as rigatoni to give her.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
All the.

Speaker 13 (44:23):
Yeah, and I'm so sorry, Like I'm you know, I
feel horrible that you know, you think I would chat
on you.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
You know I never would do that.

Speaker 13 (44:30):
And you know, I've just been trying really hard, you know,
you know, to make this rigatoni for you. It's your
favorite food and you know you deserve to have your
favorite food on our anniversary.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Like that's it.

Speaker 9 (44:40):
He is really bad at cooking.

Speaker 13 (44:42):
Yeah, I've been working with her for a couple of
weeks now, and like, you know, I you know, I
thought rigatoni would be pretty easy. I'm like, oh, great,
her favorite food, you know, it's like noodles whatever. But no,
there's more to it, I guess. And you know I
have ruined about five batches of rigatoni in.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
The last couple of weeks.

Speaker 9 (44:57):
So yeah, there's that. You should illegal ruining rigatoni though.

Speaker 1 (45:02):
All the signs were there. So it's just this is
a happy ending. Really, no, this is the happiest ending.
It's not happy yet, Wait till you try the rigatoni.
Heay the Evert for the Evert. The Jewel shows to
catch a Cheater.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
Sixty seconds away from a chance at a free trip
to Jamaica. And also now it's time for Nina's what's trending?

Speaker 5 (45:24):
Take notes on this because it's an end of an era.
Tupperware is going bankrupt after seventy eight years so per
aware Tupperware Wow. So not to ruin the like giveaway
or anything, but they're not fully going away. They're just
restructuring all of their money situation. But it's the end
of an era because it's not going to be an
American company anymore. They're going to be made in Mexico now.

(45:45):
And all of this has to do with the fact
that there's so much competition. But the thing that blows
my mind is that, especially with this generation, is that
we make so many things that we're old new again.
Grandma Core is a thing right now. Tupperware is very
in line with that whole vibe. And also when you
go to your friend's house and they cook you dinner,
how do you take it to go?

Speaker 7 (46:03):
You still you just get different kind of to go containers.
I feel like I've seen a lot of glass containers
on table.

Speaker 1 (46:08):
We'll try to get away from plaster. Yeah, Temperware also
has the the temas specifically. Oh well, it's the o G.
I just I just feel like I thought they have
the glass ones too.

Speaker 6 (46:19):
I mean, it is absolutely the originator. But that's what
progress looks like, you know.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
I just put the food in my pockets and walk
out the door. It's one hundred percent. I do go
to buffets, but I stick it at my first.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
I have a serious issue with buffets. I try to
limit it only to Las Vegas, but I love buffets.
I go crazy and make myself sick every time. But
it's I get excited, and if it has crab legs,
I can never eat enough while I'm sitting there.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
So I take them. I wrap them up, and are
you loving you in your purse? I do, Yes, I do,
because I'm gonna want it later.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (46:54):
Once I start eating crab legs, I cannot stop. You
have to physically take it away from me. It doesn't
say all you can eat while here exactly. So that's
that's why it's like, I can only limit myself to
buffets in Vegas. I know they're kind of gross, but
they're so awesome.

Speaker 1 (47:08):
At the same time.

Speaker 20 (47:09):
I just got really excited. I love not much better
than a pair of purse crab legs and their rolls.
Purse rolls crab legs. We've gotten there first, short rip.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
I did the lobster because they have the best worlds.

Speaker 3 (47:24):
Anyways, I got some pretty sure. I got some purse
froyo in here, some saucer. I got down to the
bottom of that purse ramp. I did steal a small cup.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
I am a really because it just feels black. It's right,
because we're making a list like Bubba.

Speaker 20 (47:47):
Yeah, primp the cards, the purse rise that's hard to
put in your back.

Speaker 1 (47:54):
Yeah, that would be primp. And the purse crab legs
are a real thing. Bring vintage tupper Aware to your buffet,
doesn't make it look like a purse.

Speaker 5 (48:04):
Tomas does that all of these other fasts. Okay, this
is going off the rails called so US passports can
now be renewed online.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Finally. That's wow. Wait you got to have beforehand. No, no,
this is news that will make a lot of us
very happy.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
So the State Department took a major step because they
had had a beta version of this come out in
June of last year.

Speaker 1 (48:24):
Well, they joined the internet.

Speaker 5 (48:25):
Yes, so now it works so well that the State
Department has launched a public bait or the public version
that's now available twenty four to seven. So all you
have to do is just go online, upload a passport photo,
pay your fees, renew and do your thing and it's
over and they'll send it great.

Speaker 3 (48:41):
I don't know why the government, our government, it takes
six s eights we runs this country, cannot figure out
how to put together a good website to save their life.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
It's crazy to me.

Speaker 6 (48:51):
It was only twenty twenty three when the IRS released
a website that you could do your taxes online, and
even then it was only one part of are your Taxes?

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Seriously? And the website itself.

Speaker 3 (49:02):
Looks like something that was made back when they were
first starting the internet.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
They had some kind of reason for that, though, because
they're such official papers that if they need to be
like in.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
Hand, No, they say it's security. But at the end
of the day they're just dumb.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
Whoa okay, because nothing ever happens with our government really
like they'll want to update a web page and then
some reason it'll go to Congress and they'll have to
have all these conversations about it.

Speaker 1 (49:29):
Yeah, it's it's designed by committee.

Speaker 6 (49:31):
But I will say I think there is one valid
reason they aren't going to pay anybody that much money.
That's because it's the government and usually developers who make
ridiculously good websites are making you up to fifty three
hundred a year.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Yeah, so you got, you get.

Speaker 6 (49:45):
They can only do with the guy that's cool with
building websites for seventy a year, right.

Speaker 1 (49:50):
The government, you should have all of that money if
that's your responsibility.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
Don't pay people though, So all the people that want
to make money with building websites go to places where
they can get paid, and then they have some dude
like I heard the block this blog spot, blogspot dot
com or something.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
You came to the place. Are we Southern again?

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Speaker 1 (50:36):
Jewbles Dirty Little Secret, Hello, Hello, Hey, you have a
dirty little secret? I do sweet.

Speaker 5 (50:43):
What is it?

Speaker 17 (50:45):
Well, a live stream? Pretty much every night after work,
I get home and my thing that I'm known for
on the live streaming is like, I don't really stick
down and stream. I got ADHD and I just I
can't concentrate, but I'm able to stand and just you know,
I do my live stream standing and pacing around my room.
It's just while I'm hanging out and having a drink.
But uh, nobody knows that. Like some days, which most

(51:06):
days really, my girlfriend will come in from the side
and they don't see it, and she'll come up out
of the view of the camera, you know, and just
start playing with.

Speaker 1 (51:13):
Me out of the camera.

Speaker 17 (51:18):
Yeah, out of the camera.

Speaker 2 (51:19):
Nobody can see her. They have no idea she's there.

Speaker 17 (51:21):
She's quiet, and I told her like she can't be heard.
That's what makes it fun.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
So then you're quiet too, no facial reactions.

Speaker 17 (51:28):
Still talking and hanging out on the stream, just being nonchalant,
not you know, really recognizing as shoeing that it's happening,
you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (51:37):
Yeah, I feel like that's a skill. I've never known
a man to be able to be so quiet. Yeah,
you got to be in the zone.

Speaker 2 (51:44):
Well it's easy.

Speaker 17 (51:44):
You just have a couple of drinks and let her
do her business when you hang out.

Speaker 2 (51:47):
Buddy, I'd just be giggling the whole time.

Speaker 17 (51:52):
My death hits the camera army and uh wow, you know,
I'm talking quite a few people usually, like I've got
four thousand favor it's on the app that I stream
of Oh wow, people that come in and hang out
and have no idea.

Speaker 1 (52:07):
Well, so cool. Yeah, thank you for telling us your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 9 (52:12):
Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 1 (52:14):
How do we know you're not doing that right now?

Speaker 4 (52:18):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Hello? Hello, Hi, you have a dirty little secret?

Speaker 5 (52:25):
I do.

Speaker 12 (52:27):
I actually sup with my boyfriend's father.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Well, this isn't the first you've heard this. It's a
thing something. How did that happen?

Speaker 12 (52:40):
Well, I mean he was we were over at the
town for visiting and he was very flirty during dinner,
and my boyfriend went to bed early and we went
to the hot tub, and one thing led to another,
and well, yeah, so.

Speaker 1 (52:58):
And was your boyfriend there when it happened.

Speaker 9 (53:00):
Yeah, upstairs and bed waiting for you.

Speaker 5 (53:04):
So let's be honest for a second. Did you know
the moment you said yes to going into the hot
tub with his dad that it was going down?

Speaker 2 (53:12):
No? No, I didn't.

Speaker 9 (53:14):
I really honestly didn't.

Speaker 12 (53:16):
I knew that we were flirting, but I just figured
it was innocent. But one thing like to another, and
we did, Well.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
Huh is it that hot I was gonna ask, he's better?
Good question?

Speaker 18 (53:31):
You know, they were different.

Speaker 12 (53:34):
I mean, I don't think it's ever going to happen
again with the father. So now I just like don't
know what to do, Like do I tell my boyfriend?

Speaker 9 (53:40):
Do I just forget about it?

Speaker 12 (53:43):
I don't know because I don't want to break up
with my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (53:46):
Yeah, then just don't tell them that.

Speaker 2 (53:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:48):
And the fact you said that it was different, I
think means the dad was probably better. Is the dad
married or no, No, he's single and you're not married
to the boy. Well, listen, I guess.

Speaker 2 (54:02):
Just see what happens.

Speaker 1 (54:03):
Yeah, family holidays are real interesting. Good luck with your
dirty little secret.

Speaker 10 (54:08):
Thank you for letting me tell her.

Speaker 1 (54:10):
What's your dirty little secret.

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