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Speaker 1 (00:00):
If you and your brother can't get along, I will
pull this car over right now. I know you're twenty five,
but I will pull this minivan over and put you
over my knees so quick. I don't care if you
have a thirty two ounce soda and it's a seventeen
hour drive. No bathroom break should have gone before we
left the house, mister what? And no, we can't listen
(00:20):
to any music. It's trash. I can't even understand the
words they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Since you will show no notes, that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Father's Day is Sunday if you weren't aware, and just
in time for Father's Day. This has come out of
the top dad phrases that people want band in twenty
twenty five. So think about the things that you say
if you are a father, or the things that your
father said to you, and what phrases you would never
like to hear again. And we'll go over there and
tell you what the number one is in just a second.
(00:49):
Writ Yeah, just to get this clear. So this is
the top phrases people want turned into music.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
What do you mean turned into music?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Turned into music?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah? What do you even?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Pretty wouldn't that be what it means to turn something
into band?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh my god, that's a dad joke.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I did not even get that.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Bruce Brad is dad, by the way, so he will
be celebrating Father's Day by throwing out the singers like
that man, that blew my mind. That very good work.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. What is the number
one phrase that people want banned from dads in twenty
twenty five. We'll tell you in a second, but we'll
go over some of the others. Turn that down or
(01:31):
I'm turning it off.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh, I think everyone's heard that one. That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Though, I'm going to the are your options? I want
to be not such a dad, but I'm already like,
uh oh, I'm going to be completely against this time.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Another dad phrase that people want band in twenty twenty
five is do you think I'm made of money?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, sir, I'm not, and someone's paying the bills round yere.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So yeah, I was like, no, I just think you're
the one that has access to it right in your guard.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Sorry, that one's fine. Yeah, you should send realistic expectations
for your kids to know exactly what they can ask.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
For another Dad phrase that people say should be banned
in twenty twenty five. I'm not paying to heat the
whole neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
See, but if we canceled your ESPN package, Dad, maybe
we can pay pay.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Listen. I know you're older than I am, and you
got some thyroid issues, so you're always hot.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
If the rest of us are still young things that
our hormones are working correctly, please give us some meat.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's insane how fast the dad can become dramatic.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, text in four one oh sixty one. Is there
any phrase that your dad used to say that you
would want retired in twenty twenty five? But we're going
over the top phrases that Dad say that people want
retired in twenty twenty five. In honor of Father's Day,
which is coming up on Sunday, ask your mother.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
No, I don't mind that. When mom is easy, you're
way more lenient.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, no, you never say this one, gentlemen, stop doing it.
You know, like that one, take control answer the question,
then you followed make sure they didn't ask mom. Yeah,
I said the answer to the question, right, That is
the final answer. I like your answer, and that is
just gonna be too tough.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They say, it's a great responsibility deflection of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Awful, awful. I get mad when when the mom gets
asked or like, I'm not sure why you didn't ask
me this, well.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Because we knew what you're gonna say, and you were
gonna say no, and I wanted a yes answer. Therefore
mom gives me the yes answer, So I go to mom.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
D Welcome to the life lesson.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We're going over a list of the top dad phrases
that people want banned in twenty twenty five. I'm not sleeping.
I'm just resting my eyes. I don't know why for fathers,
it's so hard to just admit that you fell asleep,
you know, because that is the one that dad say
a lot. I'm just resting my you're sleeping, and it's okay.
Our dad's not supposed to sleep. I don't get that
(04:01):
one your dad.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So it's not okay. Sleeping is beta. Behavior is okay beta.
We never to be caught sleeping. We are always on
the job. No rest, do not take care of yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Somebody texted in at four one six one and said
the phrase that they want gone that their dad always
says is do as I say, not as I do.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's awful.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, yeah, that phrase is horrible.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, I hate that phrase in general.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
No, you gotta set the example, Dad's you gotta set
the example. You gotta do as I say and as
I do. And if you can't do it, then you
can't tell anybody else to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Dad's somebody else texted in a four six one is
set on road trips, every time a bug would hit
the windshield, my dad would say, I bet he won't
have the guts to try that again.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Why would you have for ban that?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, we like I could. I could see a father
just doing that joke to death s time a bug
hits the window, look at that. Okay, one of the
guys to do that again. Look at that, and he'll
top in twenty times in a row. But I'm gonna
say it again.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
My daddie always tell me, and he used to always
make me so mad. He used to always say, oh,
you don't feel good, Oh yeah, tommy ache, Oh you're
having a little minty beach. Godsid go in the sun.
It's you. You'll feel better. And I'm like Dad, now
that I'm older. It rains half the time. I'm like,
it's literally rainy. He's like, you know what comes after
the rain a rainbow sun. I'm like, you suck.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I don't want that answer. We're hung over.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The top dad phrases that people want band in twenty
twenty five because Father's Day is on Sunday and text
messages like this are one of the many reasons that
I love our listeners. Their top dad phrases that they
want band is it's not my fault that I'm in prison.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's a do as I say, not as there, do
as I say.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Not as I do, time of Dad.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
The number one dad phrase that people want band in
twenty twenty five, according to the Internet, is working hard
or hardly working?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Why?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And the thing is, every time a dad says it,
it's like the first time anybody said it, Like they
expect you're looking at them to go, Wow, that was amazing.
I should get to work now.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
My favorite, my favorite, which is equivalent, probably is and
this is something I say that I think I invented.
I go half day huh.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, here's Brad.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Best do that all the time. Nobody likes No, people
do not like it.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Makes me do it so much more.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, you're producer, Brad walk around the office if somebody's leaving,
he's like half day huh, And they always look up
like what a jerk.
If you and your brother can't get along, I will
pull this car over right now. I know you're twenty five,
but I will pull this minivan over and put you
over my knees so quick. I don't care if you
have a thirty two ounce soda and it's a seventeen
hour drive. No bathroom break should have gone before we
left the house, mister what? And no, we can't listen
(00:20):
to any music. It's trash. I can't even understand the
words they're talking about.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Since you will show no notes, that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Father's Day is Sunday if you weren't aware, and just
in time for Father's Day. This has come out of
the top dad phrases that people want band in twenty
twenty five. So think about the things that you say
if you are a father, or the things that your
father said to you, and what phrases you would never
like to hear again. And we'll go over there and
tell you what the number one is in just a second.
(00:49):
Writ Yeah, just to get this clear. So this is
the top phrases people want turned into music.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
What do you mean turned into music?
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Turned into music?
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Yeah? What do you even?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I don't understand that.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Pretty wouldn't that be what it means to turn something
into band?
Speaker 1 (01:06):
Oh my god, that's a dad joke.
Speaker 2 (01:09):
I did not even get that.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Bruce Brad is dad, by the way, so he will
be celebrating Father's Day by throwing out the singers like
that man, that blew my mind. That very good work.
That's pretty good. That's pretty good. What is the number
one phrase that people want banned from dads in twenty
twenty five. We'll tell you in a second, but we'll
go over some of the others. Turn that down or
(01:31):
I'm turning it off.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
Oh, I think everyone's heard that one. That's a good one.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Though, I'm going to the are your options? I want
to be not such a dad, but I'm already like,
uh oh, I'm going to be completely against this time.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Another dad phrase that people want band in twenty twenty
five is do you think I'm made of money?
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Well, sir, I'm not, and someone's paying the bills round yere.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
So yeah, I was like, no, I just think you're
the one that has access to it right in your guard.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Sorry, that one's fine. Yeah, you should send realistic expectations
for your kids to know exactly what they can ask.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
For another Dad phrase that people say should be banned
in twenty twenty five. I'm not paying to heat the
whole neighborhood.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
See, but if we canceled your ESPN package, Dad, maybe
we can pay pay.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Listen. I know you're older than I am, and you
got some thyroid issues, so you're always hot.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Whatever.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
If the rest of us are still young things that
our hormones are working correctly, please give us some meat.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
It's insane how fast the dad can become dramatic.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah, text in four one oh sixty one. Is there
any phrase that your dad used to say that you
would want retired in twenty twenty five? But we're going
over the top phrases that Dad say that people want
retired in twenty twenty five. In honor of Father's Day,
which is coming up on Sunday, ask your mother.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
No, I don't mind that. When mom is easy, you're
way more lenient.
Speaker 2 (03:03):
Yeah, no, you never say this one, gentlemen, stop doing it.
You know, like that one, take control answer the question,
then you followed make sure they didn't ask mom. Yeah,
I said the answer to the question, right, That is
the final answer. I like your answer, and that is
just gonna be too tough.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
They say, it's a great responsibility deflection of twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Awful, awful. I get mad when when the mom gets
asked or like, I'm not sure why you didn't ask
me this, well.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Because we knew what you're gonna say, and you were
gonna say no, and I wanted a yes answer. Therefore
mom gives me the yes answer, So I go to mom.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
D Welcome to the life lesson.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
We're going over a list of the top dad phrases
that people want banned in twenty twenty five. I'm not sleeping.
I'm just resting my eyes. I don't know why for fathers,
it's so hard to just admit that you fell asleep,
you know, because that is the one that dad say
a lot. I'm just resting my you're sleeping, and it's okay.
Our dad's not supposed to sleep. I don't get that
(04:01):
one your dad.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
So it's not okay. Sleeping is beta. Behavior is okay beta.
We never to be caught sleeping. We are always on
the job. No rest, do not take care of yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
Somebody texted in at four one six one and said
the phrase that they want gone that their dad always
says is do as I say, not as I do.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
That's awful.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Yeah, yeah, that phrase is horrible.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
I hate that.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
Yeah, I hate that phrase in general.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
No, you gotta set the example, Dad's you gotta set
the example. You gotta do as I say and as
I do. And if you can't do it, then you
can't tell anybody else to do it.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Dad's somebody else texted in a four six one is
set on road trips, every time a bug would hit
the windshield, my dad would say, I bet he won't
have the guts to try that again.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
Why would you have for ban that?
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Yeah, we like I could. I could see a father
just doing that joke to death s time a bug
hits the window, look at that. Okay, one of the
guys to do that again. Look at that, and he'll
top in twenty times in a row. But I'm gonna
say it again.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
My daddie always tell me, and he used to always
make me so mad. He used to always say, oh,
you don't feel good, Oh yeah, tommy ache, Oh you're
having a little minty beach. Godsid go in the sun.
It's you. You'll feel better. And I'm like Dad, now
that I'm older. It rains half the time. I'm like,
it's literally rainy. He's like, you know what comes after
the rain a rainbow sun. I'm like, you suck.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I don't want that answer. We're hung over.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
The top dad phrases that people want band in twenty
twenty five because Father's Day is on Sunday and text
messages like this are one of the many reasons that
I love our listeners. Their top dad phrases that they
want band is it's not my fault that I'm in prison.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
That's a do as I say, not as there, do
as I say.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Not as I do, time of Dad.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
The number one dad phrase that people want band in
twenty twenty five, according to the Internet, is working hard
or hardly working?
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Why?
Speaker 1 (06:10):
And the thing is, every time a dad says it,
it's like the first time anybody said it, Like they
expect you're looking at them to go, Wow, that was amazing.
I should get to work now.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
My favorite, my favorite, which is equivalent, probably is and
this is something I say that I think I invented.
I go half day huh.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Yeah, here's Brad.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Best do that all the time. Nobody likes No, people
do not like it.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Makes me do it so much more.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
Yeah, you're producer, Brad walk around the office if somebody's leaving,
he's like half day huh, And they always look up
like what a jerk.
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