Dirty Little Secret - From Family Trip to a Yacht… or So She Thought

When one woman bails on a drama-filled family camping trip for a promising Tinder date that comes with the lure of a “yacht,” she thinks she’s scored the ultimate summer upgrade. But what happens next takes her from excitement to regret — and leads to a shocking twist she’s never told anyone… until now. Listen to this Dirty Little Secret to hear the wild truth.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:01):
Jubiles dirty little secret.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
Hello, Hi, Hey, you have a dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
I do. So I told my family that I got
really sick and I had to stay home instead of
going on our regular family summer camping trip. But I
wasn't sick.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
I just told him I.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
Was not only just getting out of the family vacation,
but I had a tender date open up that I
was really looking forward to. So it kind of got
two birds one stone a little bit, or at least
that was my intention.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
So you get a family camping trip for a tender date.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Well at the tender date, he was like, oh, I
have a yacht and you know I can take you out.
And I was like, whoa, that is going to be
way better to being stuck in a campground with my
mom and my stepdad but also my dad and my
two brothers. So it's a camp trip with a side
of drama usually, And I was like, you know what,

(01:01):
if there's a yacht on the line, I'm going to
stay holed.

Speaker 2 (01:05):
Okay, yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I mean I guess the reason why, Like I got
the short end of the stick out of the whole
deal because I thought like, yeah, yeah, no, camping awesome,
guys like I went to this quote unquote yacht. It
was a pontoon boat.

Speaker 2 (01:24):
That's so somebody fools you and.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm like, you use the word yat
like I'm not expecting.

Speaker 3 (01:33):
The Leonard Skinnert situation that I had to. I am
stuck on that thing for like five hours. It was
not at all, So karma kind of got me back.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
I guess that's worth the family thing.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Then yeah. Yeah, but here's the here's the real little
dirty figured.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Of it all.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Like stuck on this pomp tune boat. It's been like,
you know, an hour, and then I like remembered, like
there's that plug thing that you could pull. I could
just think the whole thing.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
And uh, you know, at least if I have the
authorities coming out and rescuing me, I don't have to
stand on the pontoon boat any longer.

Speaker 2 (02:12):
Did you sink the boat?

Speaker 1 (02:15):
Yeah, and I had it.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
Oh my gosh, he has no idea you're the one
that sunk it.

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, I mean well it wasn't in the best shape,
so he just kind of assumed that he did something wrong.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
Again, I was I was thankful for that.

Speaker 4 (02:36):
Craziest thing, Like after.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
You know we finally got on landed everything.

Speaker 2 (02:41):
He was just like, oh my god, my god.

Speaker 3 (02:46):
I wanted to just like throttle him and be like.

Speaker 2 (02:53):
Thank you, thank you for your dirty little secret.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Of course, thanks for making me feel better.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
What's your dirty little secret,